1914 Is It True That A Man Can't Hit A Woman?

"How can this be called ambition?" Gu Junchai looked at her and smiled, "This is called good expectations." ”

"It's not you who dare to love!" Ye Xingbei glared at him with disgust: "I heard that it hurts to give birth to a child!" ”

Gu Jun raised his eyebrows and looked at her: "Then why don't we give birth to one?" ”

"Don't!" Ye Xingbei immediately retorted: "At least two must be born, a son and a daughter." ”

"Look," Gu Junzhu spread his hands helplessly: "You girls are so hypocritical!" I know you like children, so I said brothers, you don't think I feel sorry for you, I changed my mind and was willing to give birth to only one, and you said that you should have at least two, alas......"

Gu Wuye let out a long sigh: "I don't love when I'm tired!" ”

"You go away!" Ye Xingbei pushed him with a smile: "I want to give birth to a son and a daughter, not two sons, so I am not 'younger brothers'!" ”

"Giving birth to a son and giving birth to a daughter, we don't count it ourselves," Gu Junchai said: "Although I think I am very powerful, I am not powerful enough to influence you to give birth to a boy or a girl." ”

"Let's ......" Ye Xingbei despised him: "Nonsense! ”

"What's?" Gu Junchai retorted: "It's obviously the truth!" ”

Ye Xingbei: "...... What's the truth about it? Can't the truth be nonsense? ”

"Mom and Dad, why are you arguing again?" The little sapling ran out of the bathroom, rushed to the two of them, and looked up at them with a little face: "Mom and Dad, you are so naΓ―ve! More naΓ―ve than preschool kids! When you quarrel, two people combined, no more than five years old! It adds up to a smaller tree! ”

Ye Xingbei: "......"

"Son, you don't understand this, do you?" Gu Jun picked up the fragrant little sapling, kissed him on the cheek, and hugged him out: "Son, this is not called quarrel, this is called fun!" ”

"Oh......" The little sapling suddenly realized: "I understand! It's just that beating is love, scolding is love! ”

Ye Xingbei: "......"

Gu Jun did not hesitate to praise: "Clever! ”

Ye Xingbei twisted him angrily.

Gu Jun did not change his color face by face, "Xiaoshu is right, that is, beating is love, scolding is love, but the latter sentence is really not good and kicking, there is no need to kick, we are good men, don't beat women, especially women who don't beat themselves!" If it's someone else's woman, if you meet someone who really owes it, you still have to smoke it, and now that men and women are equal, you don't have to be too polite to bad women with poor character, otherwise they will kick their noses in the face. ”

Ye Xingbei: "...... Gu, Jun, Chase! ”

"Here!" Gu Jun tilted his head to look at her: "Don't get excited, if you think about it carefully, you will definitely find that every word I say is a golden and jade word!" ”

Ye Xingbei: "...... Gu Wuye, if you don't be so narcissistic one day, you will be perfect, really! ”

"You've said this so many times, my ears are calloused!" Gu Jun went downstairs with the little sapling in his arms: "But it turns out that even if I am narcissistic, I am perfect!" ”

The little sapling looked at Ye Xingbei and said, "Mom, Dad, that's not narcissism, it's self-confidence!" ”

Ye Xingbei: "...... I now believe that you will raise the little tree to be white and black! ”

"Really?" Gu Junchai kissed the little sapling's tender face: "I promise, in the future, our baby son will definitely be better than blue!" ”

The little sapling was kissed and praised again, giggling happily and slapping the little slap.

Ye Xingbei: "......"

Her son looks like a stupid son of a landlord!