Chapter 63 Meat Joke
The seventh prince, who had smirked all the way, had just returned to the gate of the palace, rushed in like a gust of wind, and went out with the little third son after grooming and dressing up.
Mu Chenmo, who got off the early dynasty, hesitated as he walked, not knowing whether he should go back to the Protector General's Mansion or go to the Seven Kings' Mansion.
looked down at the court clothes on his body, and sighed If he wore this clothes, maybe the people of the Seven Princes' Mansion thought that they were going to see his sister, and then he would not be able to show his stuff if he didn't leave Mu Chenyue.
As soon as he entered the door of the General's Mansion, he saw the housekeeper standing at the door pacing back and forth with an anxious face, and when he saw Mu Chenmo entering the door, his expression immediately relaxed.
"Young master, you can be regarded as back, you just went to the court, and the seventh prince came to the mansion and waited for you for a long time."
As soon as he heard that Qi Yu was coming, Mu Chenmo's frowning brows could kill flies, and he couldn't help muttering in his heart, why did this thing come to the General's Mansion so early today, this thing was drunk last night? Did he find out? It won't be that he came to ask the teacher for sin.
Hurriedly rushed to the main hall, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Qi Yu holding a teacup, his plump red mouth and gently blowing the floating tea leaves, taking a sip, raising his head and looking at Mu Chenmo's bright smile, his eyes exuding joy and excitement.
Looking at Qi Yu with a smile on his face, Mu Chenmo was simply the second monk who couldn't figure his head, looking at the expression of this thing, it shouldn't be that he came to Xingshi to ask for guilt, and he didn't find out that Mu Chenyue was not in the palace.
After settling down, his steps were not hurried, and he sat on the chair in the right seat and spoke.
"The Seventh Prince came to the house this morning, I don't know what to do?"
Suppressing the throbbing in his heart, Qi Yu stared eagerly at Mu Chenmo, who was wearing a purple robe with a unicorn pattern.
Mu Chenmo, who was stared at by Qi Yu, felt like he was being stared at by a wolf with green eyes, and he couldn't help but feel worried in his heart again, what does this thing mean by putting on this expression?
coughed lightly: "From Chenyue, I should call you a brother-in-law." ”
Putting his hand to his lips, he coughed twice and said with a slight embarrassment.
"The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, the two of you only got married yesterday, it is said that this morning is like lacquer, you passed the house early in the morning, but where did Chenyue do wrong?"
As soon as he heard Mu Chenmo's words, the bright smile on Qi Yu's face disappeared, and he was resentful in his heart, he didn't see him for a day, he was crazy, Mu Chenmo, you are a bad scenery, I didn't even lift my hijab last night, I didn't touch her at all, I just thought you were thinking so hard that I couldn't help but run over.
Looking at Qi Yu's resentful expression, a small drum beat in his heart again, last night he also said that he likes men, why did he put on such a dissatisfied expression today.
Brain twitched: "The Seventh Prince can understand poetry and songs." ”
Qi Yu, who was a little stunned by Mu Chenmo's question, for some reason he suddenly mentioned poetry and poetry, and wondered if he wanted to talk to me about poetry and poetry, nodded excitedly, and looked at him with expectation.
"What is the Book of Poetry about?" Mu Chenmo asked with a serious face, the same tone as the master.
Qi Yu replied quickly: "The book of poetry and rhyme talks about nothing more than leveling, going up, going, and entering. ”
"The housekeeper is a first-time wife, she must be inferior to those fireworks women, and I hope that the Seventh Prince will teach the little sister more methods in the Book of Poetry and Rhyme."
Qi Yu, who was full of confusion, looked at Mu Chenmo with a puzzled face, what can be related to being a new wife, a child of fireworks, and a book of poetry and rhyme?
Looking at the confused person, Mu Chenmo rolled his eyes, he said it so explicitly, why didn't he understand what this thing meant?
One couldn't help but reminded again: "Seventh Prince, it's not good for this man to have a bright and handsome face, and he has to be five big and three thick to live a harmonious life after marriage." ”
Now Qi Yu finally understood that a pretty blushing face could drip blood, and no man could stand to say what was not good below, and just wanted to open his mouth to say two good words for his brother, Mu Chenmo's voice came again.
"Seven things to open the door, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, tea, why is there no wine? Do you know why you have to drink and drink before the cave room? ”
Without waiting for Qi Yu to answer, he continued.
"Wine is to be used for the first night, and it needs to be used without opening the door, so how can it be placed after the door is opened."
Looking at Qi Yu, who was completely stunned by himself, he couldn't help but feel proud in his heart, sample, sister, but from the twenty-first century, I will tell you about it elegantly.
It's hot, sister, I'm afraid that you will have a nosebleed when you hear it, and I see that you are a crooked, and I am afraid that you will not find someone to solve your personal physiological problems.
Qi Yu pointed at Mu Chenmo with a blushing face, unable to say a word.
Teased his heart: "I heard a joke two days ago, a military general was afraid of his wife, and the rest of his colleagues supported him, and sent his wife to the teaching field, all of them put on a majestic and fierce appearance. And guess what happened? ”
Qi Yu shook his head a little stupidly, and Mu Chenmo said with a charming smile on the corner of his mouth.
The woman asked, "What do you want to do with this appearance?" The military general knelt down and said: "I don't have any other intentions, please go to the teaching field to exercise." ”
A burst of laughter came into the ears of the two people who were sitting, the third son lowered his head and shrugged his shoulders, the second master, I really can't hold it back, General Mu is too funny, are you teaching our prince how to cave the house?
Looking at the hard-working little third son who couldn't bear to laugh, Qi Yu said to him with a dark face, get out, the little third son borrowed the donkey from the slope and walked out of the main hall, and when he arrived at the door, the laughter came into the house.
It's really a thing to drop a thing, the brine points to the tofu, thinking that Qi Yu has been nostalgic for the flowers since he knew people, and he thought that he had been in the flowers bushes, and the leaves were not left, how could he have expected that he would be pulled by Mu Chen's ink dots today How to enter the cave room.
Looking at Mu Chenmo's smug little appearance, Qi Yu looked evil, stood up and walked in front of him, blew lightly into his ear and whispered.
"General Mu, it's better to choose a day than to hit the day, or today, how about you try the rhyme of this king's poetry book."
trembling all over his body, Mu Chenmo's face turned red: "I also hope that the Seventh Prince will choose the right person to find the door below, and use the rhyme of poetry and books to take care of the housemate." ”
Qi Yu, who had a gloomy expression, glanced at Mu Chenmo, walked out of the door, waved his hand and said through gritted teeth.
"I'm going to find the right person to teach her."
Slander in your heart, fight with your sister, you are still a little tender, looking at the back of Qi Yu leaving, Mu Chenmo got up immediately, this thing will not be stimulated by him, now go and finish the unfinished business in the cave room yesterday.
Returned to Qingsong Courtyard to change into women's clothes and perform light skills and quickly ran to the Seven Kings' Mansion, just sat down, and listened to Qingmei say.
"Seventh Prince, Miss just got up and hasn't finished freshening up, please wait."
A sound of footsteps came, stabilizing his mind and imitating Mu Chenyue's expression on weekdays, Qingju frowned and motioned her to look down, Mu Chenmo was puzzled and did so.
Just posed Qi Yu pushed the door into the house, Mu Chenmo greeted him with a snort, his eyes kept looking down, and he caught a glimpse of Qingju gently bowing his head, and then he put his heart in his stomach.
All the time the hand suddenly pinched her chin, forcing her to raise her head, Mu Chenmo's hand pinched the flesh on her thigh, and she was so stunned that she forced out two tears, trying to make her eyes look flustered and timid.
Looking at the panicked and frightened appearance of the person in front of him, Qi Yu nodded with satisfaction, looking at the similar face and imagining that the person who was pinched was Mu Chenmo, and then he felt a bad breath in his heart.
His eyes glared fiercely: "You'd better know the current affairs, return to the door in three days, say what you should say, don't say a word that shouldn't be said, if you let your brother know something, you will have good fruit to eat in the future." ”
Mu Chenmo, who was dressed as Mu Chenyue, nodded hurriedly and closed her eyes, squeezing out a tear, but she scolded Qi Yu to death in her heart, she was afraid that the cannibalistic gaze would be found to reveal flaws.
The threat did not forget to give a sweet date, and nodded at Xiao Sanzi, who handed over a jewelry box with both hands.
"Princess, this is personally selected by the prince for you, please accept it."
Fu Yifu hurriedly thanked him, Qi Yu walked out of the house satisfied, Mu Chenmo took this jewelry box and looked more and more familiar, opened it and saw that there was a pair of crescent-shaped earrings inside, it was he who followed Miss Zhang and the two of them, and hit someone and threw them on the street.
scolded Qi Yu in his heart, this is a stingy ghost who gave himself something he lost, and he was embarrassed.
Before he had time to catch his breath, he saw Qingzhu running in in a panic: "Miss, go back to the General's Mansion quickly, Madam wants to enter the palace to face the saint."
After listening to Qingzhu's words, Mu Chenmo didn't have time to change out of women's clothes and perform light skills, and rushed away like a general's mansion.