Chapter 324: Huang Huang Mailang
The middle-aged man was reminiscing about the past, and when he remembered that he still had a wife, he felt strange in his heart, and he felt some fear, because he had recently dedicated himself to the Royal Academy, and he was very worried that the reason why his wife had repeatedly disappeared before he found him was also because of this strong wife.
But from the Earth to the Moon, from the Solar System to the Milky Way, from the Milky Way to the Interstellar Alliance, there is one thing in common: they are afraid of anything.
The dysmorphic type is and Lida Phil. Qingqing and I, Lang Qing concubine, when chatting, suddenly heard someone outside the villa shouting: "Weasel, weasel." ”
This voice is tactful and a little magnetic, it should be said that if this woman is an announcer, her voice is still very standard.
In Lu Zhengxing, she heard a little lingering affection from this voice, she felt very strange, who would call a weasel like this? As far as he knew, there were no such strange creatures in the capital star.
He glanced at the middle-aged man sideways, but found that the middle-aged man's face had turned green, becoming a little obscene, and seemed to be looking for a place to hide around, this street lamp felt very strange at first, although the middle-aged man acted strangely, this was the first time he saw the middle-aged man, and he seemed to be afraid of something, at this time, the weasel's voice was getting louder and louder, and there was a footstep coming towards the door.
Zhu Zhengxing understood that this voice was coming to him, and Zhengxing turned his head to say something to the middle-aged man, when he found that the middle-aged man had disappeared like a bolt of light, but the door was knocked open at the same moment.
Coming in was a man dressed in black and wearing a head. The woman with the flower crown, the woman's long hair is fluttering, and she looks very free and handsome.
The first thing he saw after he came in was to study a few people in the house, of course, there were only 4 people in the house at the moment, two men and two women, and his eyes were naturally nailed to the two men.
The woman's eyes were full of anger and hot feelings, looking at Tuotie and Lu Zhengxing, the two of them were a little at a loss.
Li Dafeier looked at Lu Zhengxing suspiciously, could it be that Lu Zhengxing has not seen him in the past few days and caused some romantic debts Lida Field, the woman who looked at it looked at Lu Zhengxing again, but it was a pity that the woman ignored Li Dafeier, Lida Fielder was unhappy, she simply blocked in front of Lu Zhengxing, uncle, this is my husband, this is me, the man has something to do with me.
A lot of things are that there is no silver here three hundred taels of Laduffel blocking the road, Zhengxing, which makes the woman who can't get in even more suspicious of Lu Zhengxing, he rushed up, obviously ready to pull Lida Field, Zhengxing can't see his wife suffering, rushed up and stretched out his hand to block the woman, the woman looked at Lu Zhengxing in surprise.
At the same time, I was surprised that the cultivation of this was not low, but it was not. Under himself, when it was too late, the two of them had already started to move, and the sound of banging was endless for a while, and finally the woman was shaken out of the door by Lu Zhengxing, and even smashed a flower bed at the door.
An angry yelled, "You're not a weasel!" ”
Lu Zhengxing hurriedly said: "Of course I'm not, I'm a righteous and bright person, you are a weasel, your whole family is a weasel." ”
Lida Phil stopped Lu Zhengxing, and he told Lu Zhengxing that the other party was speaking the lingua franca of the Star Alliance, and he said "Huang Huang Mailang".
Lu Zhengxing didn't understand the meaning and said strongly, even if he would sell him, he would be a weasel.
Lida Phil didn't bother to bother with Lu Zhengxing, he walked up to the woman and explained to him, "Are you looking for a man named Huang Huang Mailang?" ”
The woman nodded aggrievedly, and then he told Lida Fil that this guy must be nearby.
Lida Fil described the physiognomy of the middle-aged man, and the woman nodded: "That's right, it's him, he has been hiding from me for many years, and today I finally found him." ”
Lida Phil was a little puzzled: "Why are you looking for him?" He's your relative and he owes you a debt? ”
has been very aggrieved and said: "I am his wife." ”
In this way, the Chinese understood that the reason why the middle-aged man wanted to flee was to run away from his wife, and Lida Phil welcomed the woman into the house, letting Lu Zhengxing and Tuo Tie avoid it, and he and Gorukia talked with the woman for a long, long time, and the three women even touched their tears.
Lu Zhengxing went to sleep, but as for where the middle-aged man ran, he didn't bother to care.
It's just that when Lu Zhengxing fell asleep, he heard that someone seemed to be rummaging through things in the whole villa, and he guessed that it must be the woman who was looking for a weasel.
When the business center was about to fall asleep after the noise, his door pushed open, and Lida Phil walked in.
The Mongols, who were like a mountain, immediately rushed up and hugged Lida Phil.
Lida Fil pushed the road desperately and said, "Don't get me wrong, I don't mean that." ”
Lu Zhengxing said with his hands and feet, I didn't mean that, I was just sleepwalking.
Lida Fil pushed the road desperately and felt that the noise became louder, Tuotie and Guruzia heard it, and they didn't bother to pay attention to it, this is a matter of the little couple, and they can't get involved, but the woman who was looking for a weasel jumped out and shouted: "You lost my husband, and you are still shouting here, this is obviously his home, where did you hide him?" ”
Lu Zheng patrolled his face and explained in his ear that this woman was the wife of the dean of the Royal Academy, and the name of the dean of the Royal Academy was Huang Huang Mailang.
This name is on the right track, and it makes me feel happy, and the crazy woman in front of you is Huang Huang Mailang's wife is really interesting.
Lu Zhengxing told the woman seriously, there are many weasels on our earth, and they will steal chickens in the middle of the night, if you want to find weasels, you should go to the earth, not look for them in the capital star.
When the woman understood that Lu Zhengxing was ridiculing, he immediately went crazy, he didn't PK with Lu Zhengxing this time, because he knew that he couldn't beat Lu Zhengxin, so the object of his venting became the furnishings in the villa of Uncle Huang selling Mr. Wolf.
Lu Zhengxing looked at this crazy woman, smashed a lot of good things into pieces, and was quite heartbroken, and he said to Lida Field: "Whoever has such a crazy woman has to run away." ”
It's a pity that although he spoke in a small voice, the woman heard it, and she didn't care about coming up, trying to follow Lu Zhengxing, and Lida Phil managed to persuade her.
Lida Phil explained to Lu Zhengxing that this sentence was still very virtuous and virtuous before, but then it was driven crazy by the dean.
Who has been holding up for many years and has not seen her husband, but her husband is hiding from herself, this is true. A maddening thing.
Lu Zhengxing understands this very well. He said to Lida Phil, "If I don't see you for many years, if you keep avoiding me, I'll become mad, and maybe I'll follow Her Majesty and make him mad." ”
Li Dafeier was happy, she said to Lu Zhengxing: "As long as you see my grandmother, you will definitely not go crazy, then you will definitely find a lot of things for you to do, so I don't have to worry that you will go crazy." ”
The two of them were pulling each other like this, and the woman did hear it clearly, he felt that no one understood his sadness, and she began to cry bitterly after so many years of wrongdoing.
The crying of ordinary women is usually like a complaint, such as mourning, evasion, etc. But this woman's crying was earth-shattering, the mountains and rivers were transposed, and the sun and the moon changed color.
Gradually, through the window, Lu Zhengxing found that many teachers and students of the Royal Academy had already come over, they thought that something important had happened here, obviously they didn't expect that it was just the dean's wife crying bitterly.
An hour passed, two hours passed, and there were more and more onlookers, and when the woman saw someone crying, she suddenly came to her senses, not only did she not stop, but cried more heartily.
If no one sees that they are crying so hard, it is really a drain of physical strength and energy, and it is likely to cause dehydration and hoarseness.
Seeing that he had such an audience, he suddenly became happy, he stood on the second floor of the villa with his arms and shouted, gestured to everyone, and then began to talk about all kinds of ugly things about the dean, whenever he finished talking about an ugly thing, such as when he talked about Mr. Huang Huang Mailang. When he was a child, how he seduced a girl from a good family to go to school, how he was disrespectful to the teacher, etc., etc., and so on, he came to talk about all kinds of tactful listening, but the core purpose was to say that the dean was a very bad person, and through these things to prove how ruthless, ruthless and cruel the dean was to himself, and so on.
Lu Zhenxin hid in the house and covered his head with a quilt, but the voice was very loud and clear, and it could be clearly transmitted to Lu Zhengxing's more than 20 roads, Zhengxing really had no way to sleep, he glanced at the clock, it was already 1:30 in the morning, and there were hundreds of people around the entire villa, everyone listened with relish, and even some people were taking pictures, some people were recording, as if a late-night party was being held here.
What's even more perverted is that some unscrupulous vendors of the Royal Academy, because they feel that they haven't made enough money, hear that this place is so lively, they actually start to sell all kinds of capital star snacks and shouts, and the sound of buying things is endless, where is this like a villa, this is simply a night playground.
Lu Zhengxing, he can't bear it, but he has to endure it, first, he is not scolding himself, second, he lives in a house in Huanghua Mailang County, how can he not bow his head and live in other people's houses under the eaves, and he can't go out to war with other people's wives, right?
Lu Zhengxing listened carefully, he felt that the dean's wife was indeed talented, and she could connect many things together, thus proving the dean's despicability and shamelessness, thus proving how pitiful he was, thus proving that if the dean did not treat him well, heaven would be intolerable, and the capital star would explode, and the universe would disappear, and Lu Zhengxing was really impressed by this logic.
Being able to relate the little injustice she has suffered to the whole universe, this woman is truly extraordinary, and she really deserves to be the wife of the dean.
Listening to it with relish, he simply rushed into Lu Zhengxing's house and slipped Lu Zhengxing out, and the two of them listened carefully to Lida Field, who thought that what the woman said was very reasonable, and Lu Zhengxing admitted that what the woman said was indeed logical, but it was definitely not the correct logic, so Lu Zhengxing and Li Dafei debated.
The woman, apparently very familiar with the life experience of the dean of the Royal Academy, began to tell how the dean harassed the female table and seduced female classmates in his middle school days.
At the same time, he gave many examples to prove this fact, and proved that the president of the Royal Academy also abandoned him from the beginning.
This seems to be a very logical person, who has been doing mischief since he was a child, and it is easy to understand that he has grown up to do evil, and it is even more understandable that he, as a victim, is here to complain and appeal for the support of the people.
It is a pity that the teachers and students of the Royal Academy did not show much sympathy for his painful disasters and the misfortunes he had endured in his heart, but were concerned about the scandals and scandals of the Royal Academy Academy, and they were obviously more interested in these gossipy things.
It's just that these teachers and students are very interested in even Lida Phil and Lu Zhengxing, because you have been with a more familiar person for a while, and there are many aspects of him that you really lack understanding. When a person talks about the messy bad things that this person has done since elementary school, you will have a new understanding of this person.
Mrs. Dean said with relish, the so-called pain is like this, once you spread your own pain to every corner of the world, your own pain will no longer be pain.
This process of spreading made one person feel painful, and this was the middle-aged man hiding in that corner, who was the respected dean of the ancestors of the Royal Academy, who was also a gentleman named Huang Huang Mailang.
If you can't bear it, if you can't bear it, then you don't need to endure it anymore.
When everyone listened to it with relish, and everyone hoped that the story would continue to be longer, more detailed, uglier, and more shameless, so that everyone could have more talking points in the future, they would stop drinking and play under the night sky service.
The sound is mixed with classical, modern, postmodern, and far postmodern anger, grief and indignation.
The teachers and students of the Royal Academy knew that the dean was angry, and the consequences were very serious, so everyone immediately dispersed.
The dean's wife, who was originally preaching to the public at the mouth of the balcony on the second floor of the villa, was also like an arrow from the Xuan at this moment, rushing away in the direction where the voice came from.
No, Lida Fil also hurriedly followed, she was very worried that the dean and his wife would fight to the death.
When Lu Zhengxing arrived, he saw that the two people were not beaten, but looked at each other like that without saying a word, Lu Zhengxing was wondering if the two masters were testing their internal strength or some other methods, maybe the next moment there would be countless bursts in the air. Gong Mingsheng and then the two of them will play with the four dead, but a minute has passed, two minutes have passed, the road is on the right track, the imaginary hot scene has not happened, Lida Fil surrounded Tuotie and his Fruit Rukia also surrounded, of course, there are some teachers and students of the academy in the distance with various high-backed magnifying glasses, and there are even drones detecting what is about to happen to these two people.
Five minutes later, I only heard the dean say a sentence: "Are you okay?" ”
This question is really a little inexplicable, okay, you left your wife and fled for so many years, you ask her if it's okay?
The woman was obviously excited, as if the dean's words were more effective than ten thousand I love you, her tears flowed, and she choked up and said, "You are also old." ”
This scene made many voyeurs very uncomfortable to see, they wanted to see some hot and exciting funny pictures, but obviously the lines spoken by these two people did not achieve such an effect at all.
The next scene was even more strange, Le Yan was walking on the north road, thinking that this woman would be as crazy as just now, but he didn't say a very ambiguous word because of the dean, which actually sounds very ordinary to ordinary people.
Mr. Huang Chumailang, the new dean of the Royal Academy, the middle-aged man stammered, "Let's go, let's go home." ”
Only close to the ruler, and the hearing is extremely strong road, Zhengxing heard the voice of the principal's wife, and made an extremely sharp and weird humming sound, obviously this voice is to express approval, and then I saw the dean striding in front, the dean's wife lowered her head, and the very ladylike followed behind a beautiful picture of a husband singing and a woman, which made everyone watching the battle look at the breath, the good show that they originally wanted to see was naturally not visible, for those who want to watch the play, there must be a conflict to go, obviously the conflict has ended, harmony, Everything was wonderful.
At the end of the play, the play was not finished, but the spectators had no place to watch the play, your dean and his wife had already entered the villa, and the only thing they could get close to was the road, Zhengxing and Lida Field, the two of them hurriedly followed.
When Lu Zheng walked to the door of the villa, he suddenly found that the door of the villa was closed, obviously refusing to allow him and Tuotie and the others to enter here, which gave them a headache.
Naturally, it is not suitable for them to live in this villa after a long absence.
Lu Zhengxing's target was the cafeteria, where he planned to spend the night, but Rada Feier was unwilling.
Women have their own women's methods, and they don't know how to do it, so they actually found a vice president and arranged a residence for everyone overnight, which brought the things of that night to a perfect end.
On the morning of the second day, many do-gooders hid somewhere near the villa to see what strange things the dean and his wife were doing, and to their surprise, the dean's wife and the dean were actually with the dean in the morning. Arm in hand, he walked towards the small building in the dean's office.
As a result, the Royal Academy's internal network publication. Immediately there was an announcement, that is, the Royal Academy has entered a new era, the dean's wife is flying like wings, and the royal college will be prosperous and prosperous under the governance of the dean and his wife......