0311 Let's eat together
"There should be no problem, give me his address, and I'll come to the door to help you call." Chen Wei said.
As soon as these words came out, Chen Lijun almost didn't laugh out loud.
"You hit the man in black? He can do transfiguration, can you beat it? Hahahaha. ”
Zhen Nyima is joking, our brothers may not be his opponent when they join forces, and heavyweight masters like Uncle Qin and Uncle Zhao must join in to fight.
Why do you want to beat the man in black when you charge 500 yuan?
Dream on.
Chen Wei frowned and looked at Chen Lijun.
I didn't expect him to know the magic of Transfiguration, could it be that he is also a cultivator?
"Look at your mother?" Chen Lijun said unhappily.
Chen Wei snorted coldly with the tip of his nose and said, "It's just a transfiguration technique, what's the big deal, you can break this spell by finding the body." ”
"How do you find it? Looking for a head? Or use your tricks that don't shine too brightly? Chen Lijun said.
Chen Wei said disdainfully: "You don't have to worry about this." ”
Chen Lijun was about to speak, but Tang Jiaping shrugged: "I'm sorry, I really don't know where his house is." ”
Chen Wei thought silently for a while, then stretched out his hand and said, "Then you give me five hundred yuan first, and when he shows up one day, I will help you beat him." ”
As soon as these words came out, Tang Jiaping was immediately amused.
"Okay, it's not a loss." Just as he was about to pay for it, Tang Jiaping asked: "It's five hundred to beat him, what if I let you beat him to death?" ”
Chen Wei's eyes suddenly lit up, and he opened his mouth and said, "Five thousand." ”
"Haha, five thousand is not enough for me to eat two meals, okay, a word is a certainty, my WeChat limit is over, send me a bank card number, and I will transfer it to you." Tang Jiaping said happily.
This guy doesn't look amazing, but he knows the transfiguration technique, and he must be a cultivator.
There's no need to mess with it, anyway, after all, it can be solved for 5,000 yuan.
"I don't have a bank card, you give me cash, I only recognize the money." Chen Wei said.
"Okay, I'll fetch it for you in the afternoon." Tang Jiaping agreed to come down.
In this way, Chen Wei nodded: "Thank you, come back to me if there is such a thing in the future." ”
I'm going to fuck you, a man in black is going to make us scorched.
One more?
I want to live a few more years.
Pan Yu, who had never spoken, asked, "Chen Wei, don't you want to ask what the relationship between that man in black and us is?" ”
Chen Wei shook his head: "Collecting money from people and eliminating disasters for others, I don't have any other skills, fighting is a good hand, I don't know your grievances, and I don't want to know, I only know how to collect money and do things." ”
"Okay, let's have some food together." Pan Yu pulled out the chair and said casually.
Chen Wei looked at a table of dishes, swallowed his saliva, and froze in place without squeaking.
Tang Jiaping beckoned: "Since we have cooperated, we are friends, it's not too much to have a meal between friends, right?" You have to give me this face, otherwise I won't make it for you next time I have a list. ”
In this way, Chen Wei seemed to have a step down, and nodded: "Okay." ”
I don't know if it's because I don't deal with Chen Lijun or what, hooves and ribs are two dishes that only Chen Lijun eats, and Chen Wei didn't move with chopsticks.
Those lobsters and scallops have eaten a lot.
Chen Lijun was already full, lying on his side on the bed, holding a toothpick in his mouth: "Eat more, wait for a while when you are full, I feel uncomfortable if I don't beat you today." ”
"You are friends of Pan Yu and Tang Jiaping, I won't beat you anymore." Chen Wei said.
"Hey, what about your previous brutality? Why don't you fight? Chen Lijun sat up and asked.
"If you don't fight, you won't fight, if you take the initiative to bother me, I will still take action."
Pan Yu gave Chen Wei a chopstick and pine nut cinnamon fish: "Chen Wei, you should also be a cultivator, right?" ”
"Yes, what about you?" Chen Wei asked as he gnawed on the Aolong pliers.
"I practice puppetry, Ah Tang cultivates geophysiognomy, and Lili practices tantric Buddhism." Pan Yu said.
Chen Wei looked at Chen Lijun with some surprise: "He is Tantra?" It doesn't look amazing. ”
Chen Lijun immediately said unhappily: "It's not amazing, just find a place to try it in the afternoon!" ”
He is most annoyed by others saying that he is not good, Chen Lijun himself is the tallest and the heaviest, he came from the northeast from all the way, thinking that his roommates are ordinary people, but he didn't expect one to be more powerful than the other.
And the most important thing is that it takes too long for him to open a big move, and until now, he has shown his true strength in the battle with Li Tiesheng.
So on the surface, he is obviously the biggest, but he is the most lame one.
"Forget it." Chen Wei shook his head.
"Coercion." Chen Lijun didn't talk to him either, and continued to lie on the bed and pick his teeth.
"Alright, have a drink, it's good wine." Pan Yu poured a cup and handed it over.
Chen Wei hurriedly pressed the back of Pan Yu's hand: "I can't drink." ”
Chen Lijun immediately said disdainfully: "How can there be a big man who doesn't drink?" Even Daewoo drinks it, what's the matter? Aren't you a gentleman? Are you two chairs? ”
Chen Wei still ignored him, shook his head at Pan Yu and said, "Thank you for your kindness, but I really can't drink." ”
In principle, Pan Yu still wants him to drink a little, after all, between men, only drinking alcohol can quickly improve the relationship, Pan Yu loves peace, and he doesn't seem to exclude this new roommate in his bones.
If you can, you can try to be brothers.
But he didn't drink it, and Pan Yu didn't either.
"By the way, after talking for a long time, I still don't know what kind of exercises you practice?" Pan Yu asked.
"Eagle Claw Gong." Chen Wei said.
"Cut, foreign kung fu, what's the big deal, what do you think it is." Chen Lijun said disdainfully.
Chen Wei was really fed up with Chen Lijun's mouth, and said angrily: "Do you have to fight with me?!" ”
"Come on! I'm afraid you're not a good man! ”