Chapter 486: Salt doesn't know the taste, and the fruity aroma is like breastfeeding
seemed to see Ding Xiaoyi's thoughts, and only listened to Tu Tu's low warning: "Bow your head, facing the holy car is to go into the eye-gouging hell for a two-day trip!" ”
Hearing Tu Di's words, Ding Xiaoyi immediately lowered his head again.
Before everyone could get up, the side door on the other side opened, and the guards in armor marched into the hall with neat steps.
The guards at the head are holding two red wooden signs, one writing [Shenwei] and the other writing [Grace]
It's different from Niangniang's maid honor guard.
Most of the maids in Niangniang are holding lanterns, spirit sails, feather fans, and incense burners.
And what these guards hold in their hands are golden melons, copper tripods, and axes.
I saw the Emperor coming slowly from behind, different from what he had seen before, and the Emperor had already changed into another outfit at this time.
With a beaded jade crown on his head, a pair of black jade-like pupils, shining with a warm brilliance.
The robe, which was as dark as the night, was embroidered with nine golden dragons of the sea, and as he strode forward, the golden dragons on the corners of the robes twisted and flickered, as if they were about to pounce down from them at any moment.
The emperor didn't need a screen, he was sitting on the dragon chair generously, looking down at everyone with his eyes, looking high above and looking at the world.
Even if it was just a casual gesture of raising the palm of the hand, it seemed to have the power to suppress the sky.
"See the Heavenly Qi Rensheng Emperor."
Not only are the ceremonial guards different, but even the names are different.
Niangniang is a greeting, but she doesn't shout the full name.
And the emperor not only wants to call the emperor by his full name, but even this time even the bad old man has to bow down.
This time, even Tu Tu also stood up and bowed down.
"Didn't you say that Niangniang is bigger than the Emperor? But looking at the posture, it seems that the emperor is more majestic? ”
Tu Tu didn't speak, but Liao Qiu on the side knew a lot about it, but he knew that Ding Xiaoyi didn't understand these rules of the Netherworld, so he simply translated it into the vernacular and made a simple analogy.
"It's different, Niangniang is the chairman, but she belongs to the shopkeeper, the emperor is the supreme executive, and the entire Netherworld official position is appointed by him, he is our direct person in charge, and life and death are all pinched by the emperor.
Moreover, today's Niangniang is a guest, the guest is as the host, too formal, easy to dominate, if it is changed to the reincarnation palace of the Niangniang, the emperor is the same, not the full name. ”
"Oooh!"
He nodded, and glanced at the high Emperor again.
I feel that I still look better when I first saw the emperor, and the current emperor, although majestic and solemn, is indifferent and unattainable inside and out.
"Get up! Today's Qingming Fruit Meeting is also a grand ceremony, but it's just ......"
The Emperor paused, his eyes skimmed towards Bai Chubby, and suddenly cold sweat broke out on Bai Chubby's forehead.
I thought that the emperor would not expose himself at this time.
Fortunately, the emperor's voice changed: "It's just that there has been a problem with the Bliss Tree recently, and it may not bear fruit for a long time in the future, so it's okay, everyone in the province is ...... to think about it."
"There's something wrong with the Tree of Bliss!"
Everyone was shocked, the Bliss Tree is a sacred tree in the secluded mountain, and it is rumored that the rhizome runs through the secluded mountain, which is where the veins of the ten thousand forests of the secluded mountain are located.
The grass and trees on the secluded mountain can flourish, precisely because there is the Bliss Tree, which provides a steady stream of vitality for the secluded mountain grass and trees.
If there is a problem with the Tree of Bliss, there may be a problem with the mountain in the future.
At a time when everyone is worried about the future of the mountain.
The emperor smiled knowingly, didn't say any more, waved his hand, and signaled the fruit feast to begin.
The attendants, who had been prepared a long time ago, walked in from outside the hall and presented all kinds of strange and rare fruits to the people's tables.
In fact, this is not the first time everyone has participated in the fruit banquet.
However, the specifications of this year's fruit banquet are a little ...... Shabby.
The old man pinched a fruit with his fingers, it was a unique spirit lantern fruit of the Netherworld, the core of which shimmered with fluorescence, like a lantern at night.
In previous years, the spirit lantern fruit was at least the size of a human head.
Placed on the table, it looks like four bright lights.
At this point, the other fruits are even more crooked, and the specifications and grades of the fruit will be more than one head different from those of previous years.
Bai Chubby picked up a fruit and chewed it slowly, as if the fruit in his hand was as delicious as a ginseng fruit.
Seeing this, the ghost king also picked up a fruit and put it in his mouth.
As a result, after taking a bite, the face of the ghost king suddenly froze, and when he looked at it, he saw that Bai Chubby had already eaten the fruit in his hand.
He was rubbing his hands together and holding the hairy fruit in his hands.
"Hey, what do you watch me do, eat."
The ghost king's eyes lit up, and he coldly stuffed the fruit in his mouth, but every time he took a bite, the hand under the table squeezed it tightly on his thigh.
looked at the white fat and chubby, and his expression became colder and colder.
"Don't look at me like this, I don't owe you money."
Bai Chubby's face was inexplicable, and he suddenly understood something: "Oh, it turns out that you want to eat the fruit in my hand, here you are!" ”
As he spoke, in the angry eyes of the young man, he put the hairy fruit in his hand on his plate.
"Come, please please ......"
On the other side, the bad old man picked up his wine glass and toasted to the blood river beside him.
Then he said with a distressed face: "Brother Xuehe, you are so old, your teeth must not be good, come on, come on, you can eat more of this golden soft fragrance!" ”
As he spoke, he saw the old man put the fruit on the plate, which had turned black and soft, on the plate of the river of blood.
Xuehe's eyes widened, looking at the bad old man, and pulling out a knife to cut his heart.
Snorted coldly: "Brother is polite, but looking at your face, you know that you are also working day and night, and you have accumulated into a disease, take this bunch of grapes, don't be polite!" ”
The so-called tree grapes, each one is the size of a baby's fist, delicious and sweet, after eating, it can regulate the five qi, and it can also bring good luck to people.
Of course, the effect is by no means as magical as that of Wufu Pig.
It's just that this bunch of grapes in the Blood River was obviously picked too early.
Each one was no bigger than a fingernail, just like an unripe apple, and the bad old man ate a bite hard, it was sour and astringent, and swallowed in his throat, like swallowing a knife.
It's unpalatable and makes people cry.
"Xudu, why are you crying?"
The Great Emperor, who was sitting on the dragon chair, squinted at the bad old man, and his face suddenly became gloomy: "What, do you think my fruit is not delicious?" ”
When the old man heard this, he ate three bites in a row, and only after eating up the fruit in his hand did he open his mouth to explain
"Lao Chen was just moved, I don't know when, as I get older, my sense of taste is getting worse and worse, and I don't know the taste of salt.
It wasn't until I ate the immortal fruit given by the emperor that I realized what it meant to be sweet, what it was sour, and what it meant to have a spring under the tongue.
It seems to have returned to the time of Mengtong, and tasted the first sip of **-like feeling, and the minister was grateful at this time, and thanked the emperor for his reconstruction......"
In the distance, a group of people listened to the old man's sycophants, and they scraped the old thief in their hearts.
"Sycophants!"
"Shameless!"
"Hehe, what a brazen ghost!"
All kinds of cursing echoed in everyone's hearts, only hating the old man, the sycophant, just pat the sycophant, just pat the sycophant, when he said this, who would dare to say that the fruit was not delicious.
Suddenly, each table was next to each other, caring for each other, humble and polite, and the atmosphere of the fruit meeting was suddenly very harmonious.
"Don't be stunned, you two, eat!"
Tu Tu grabbed Ding Xiaoyi and Liao Qiu and pushed the two to the table.
Looking at the table full of fruits, Ding Xiaoyi's eyes looked around and found that the scene was so harmonious and respectable, but under the respectability, it was murderous.
It's as if what you handed over was not fruit, but revenge for killing relatives.
The funniest thing is that he watched Meng Po sitting with a man.
The man is good-looking, but he just behaves, but he looks very girly, holding a flower finger in his hand, and even his voice is girly.
He didn't eat the fruit, but kept being by Meng Po's side, selling his cosmetics.
What kind of eye cream, magic skin care products, I don't know, I think it's a micro-business agent sitting next to me.
Meng Po's head was big by his chatter, so she picked up the fruit and put it in her mouth, but when she took a bite, she was at first at a loss, and then she saw that the muscles on her face were pulled down, and her eyes only rolled.
Seeing this scene, Ding Xiaoyi almost laughed when he hid behind.
Of course, the people who can sit on the main hall are not stupid, and at this time, they suddenly understood why the emperor had to say that there was something wrong with the [Bliss Fruit Tree] as soon as he opened his mouth.
Feelings are to push responsibility in advance.
When he saw that after someone ate two fruits, his face turned dark green, and Ding Xiaoyi's face turned black.
Who dares to eat this, they are all like this when they eat it, they eat it themselves, and they don't eat themselves to death.
Liao Qiu made a bitter face, picked up a fruit the size of a grape, and carefully put it in his mouth, but the muscles on his face were almost twisted, and he poured three mouthfuls of water in a row before he could eat the fruit.
"Xiao Yi, I'll give you one billion, you can wrap this table of fruits!"
After only eating one, Liao Qiu couldn't stand it, and looked at Ding Xiaoyi with hopeful eyes.
"Come less, I won't pretend, I'm in a showdown, I'm the rich second generation, my grandfather is in the Tiandi Bank, and he still has dozens of big boxes of dark money for me."
He sternly refused, don't let me take the blame, you eat like this, I may really die if I eat it.
But fortunately, I didn't come alone.
Don't forget, there's also the meat balls.
Wake up the meat ball quietly and stuff a fruit into the meat ball's mouth.
For a creature like the Iron Mayfly, the fruit falls in its mouth, and who knows whether to eat it or hide it in its stomach.
Seeing his efforts in three or two strokes, he quietly eliminated a few fruits.
The look on Tu Tu's face suddenly became relaxed.
When I looked at it, I saw that these enemies on the table gritted their teeth one by one, but they still had to make a humble and happy appearance, and their expressions were even more hideous than those little ghosts in the Yama Palace.
I couldn't help but feel a cold war.
I don't know if the emperor is deliberately manipulating them by doing this.
"Ahem!"
At this moment, it seemed that the atmosphere below was too harmonious, and the emperor coughed lightly: "Since you like to eat so much, everyone will bring ten catties back later." ”
When everyone heard this, they almost shuddered, ten catties, is this used as arsenic back?
But even if their stomachs were already churning up and down, everyone could only show a flattered look on their faces, and they all stood up and thanked the emperor.
"That's pretty much it, it's time for the Fruit of Bliss!"
At this time, Niangniang's impatient voice came from behind the screen, which made everyone's hearts suddenly moved, thinking that Niangniang still understood them.
was urged by the mother like this, and the emperor's face was a little unsightly.
But it's a suppressed bad seizure.
Seeing this, everyone below couldn't help but secretly say: "Sure enough, the rumors are true, it seems that Niangniang and the emperor really quarreled." ”
For a while, the hall gradually quieted down, and even the bad old man, an old guy who was known as the sycophant beside the emperor, lowered his head at the moment, and gnawed on the fruit in small bites.
At this moment, I heard a group of people walk in outside the door.
It turned out that this time, in addition to the bigwigs from all walks of life who came to participate in the fruit meeting, the descendants brought by them also had to come to the opportunity to pay homage to the emperor and ask for good luck.
Originally, this was to wait until the end of the fruit meeting to arrange it to push up the small gap in the atmosphere.
It's just that the manager in charge of this fruit meeting saw that the atmosphere was cold, so he hurriedly advanced this link.
I saw a group of people walking forward, led by a young man about the same age as Ding Xiaoyi.
"Huh!!"
As soon as the young man appeared, he attracted everyone's attention.
And the most surprised person was Ding Xiaoyi.
His gaze was attracted by the young man, and after his eyes were firmly fixed on the other party's every move, he couldn't help but feel a monstrous wave in his heart.
The young man is indeed very unique, with cicada eyes, willow eyebrows, a tall nose bridge, and piercing purple hair.
But what shocked me was not the appearance of the young man, but because this guy was actually a living person.
"Great Emperor, this is my new disciple Song Xingxue, and I am also my last closed disciple."
The ghost king, who was sitting next to Bai Chubby, stood up and introduced himself to the emperor.
"Song Xingxue meets the Emperor of Taishan Mountain, Yue Tian, Qi Rensheng."
As he spoke, he saw the other party prostrate on the ground, making a five-body bow to the ground.
Not to mention anything else, just this number of salutes is exactly the same, which makes everyone nod their heads.
"It's a good boy, reward you!"
As soon as the emperor threw his hand, a fruit was falling in front of Song Xingxue, and everyone saw that it was actually a blissful fruit.
Looking at Song Xingxue's eyes for a while, he couldn't help but feel envious.
It was only after Song Xingxue knelt down and thanked him that he stood firmly behind the ghost king.
"Xiao Yi, your competitor is here!"
Liao Qiu squinted at the other party, although the other party's words and deeds couldn't find a single fault, but Liao Qiu felt very unhappy no matter how he looked at it.
After listening to Liao Qiu's words, Ding Xiaoyi frowned slightly.
There was a very unpleasant feeling.
It's like playing a game, and you find a feng shui treasure with fast monster farming and a high explosion rate, which could have been monopolized by one person.
But then it turned out that someone had also discovered the place.
Suddenly, there will inevitably be a feeling of being violated.
Soon, several waves of people came to the palace one after another, all of whom were the descendants of the bigwigs.
When you meet someone who is pleasing to the eye, you will be rewarded with a fruit of bliss.
In the blink of an eye, five Fruits of Bliss were sent out one after another.
"Disciple Meng Po, the widow of the Chai family, Chai Rong greets the emperor!"
When everyone heard the sound, they saw a woman walk into the main hall, bent her body and arched her hand to the emperor and said, "Great Emperor Wanfu." ”
"Whose girl is this, so beautiful!" Everyone's eyes focused on Chai Rong's body, and their eyes lit up, casting envious eyes at Meng Po.
I saw that Chai Rong still had the little emerald she gave her on her head, but she was dressed in a new set of clothes, which was more calm and generous and pleasing to the eye for a while.
"What a seedling!"
The man sitting next to Meng Po put his elbow on Meng Po's shoulder: "If I don't count me, I happen to lack an apprentice." ”
"Fuck off!" Meng Po's face turned dark, and she almost pulled out her crutches to whip him.
The emperor sitting on the dragon chair, after looking up and down through the bead curtain, Yu Guang glanced at Ding Xiaoyi in the corner, and knew everything about Chai Rong in his heart.
Speaking of which, the reason why this bad debt can be paid off is also a little related to himself.
thought about his unintentional actions back then, but he didn't want Chai Rong, who was trapped in this yin relationship, to finally get out of trouble.
The emperor's mood suddenly became happy: "Okay, well, Meng Po accepted a good apprentice this time." ”
As he spoke, he took out two more [Fruit of Bliss] from his sleeve and gave them to Chai Rong.
This is already the seventh fruit that has been sent.
And two are given away at a time, which inevitably makes everyone feel envious.
Chai Rong took the fruit of bliss and knelt down to the emperor again, before standing behind Meng Po, and when she saw Ding Xiaoyi sitting in the corner, her little face suddenly turned red.
He lowered his head for a while, not daring to look at him more.
But if it weren't for Mrs. Meng staring at the sidelines, I'm afraid that Chai Rong would have already run up at this time and give Ding Xiaoyi a blissful fruit in her hand.
"The son of the Yin Heavenly Palace, the Emperor of the Emperor, and the ...... of longevity"
At this time, outside the main hall, I saw a man walking into the main hall with a brisk step and a high chest.
It's just that the moment he stepped into the main hall, everyone's eyes were focused on him, no, to be precise, on the wide robe on the body of Xuan Yi.