Chapter 184: Why Don't You Go
"Speak!"
A very simple word expressed Xia Wendong's unceremonious face.
Yuan Chengzhi was apprehensive in his heart, and he smiled on his face, "What other calamity do I have?" ”
This guy, the reason why he asks this, is definitely afraid of giving money.
What an iron rooster that doesn't pull out a hair!
"Don't leak it!"
Xia Wendong glanced at the kid and sneered, "Are you worried that I will take your money?" You're such a stingy person. ”
"Don't hide it, just now, if I sell it to others, I can sell it for tens of thousands! If I wanted your money, would I tell you so much? Leave! ”
With that, he turned around and walked away.
Yuan Chengzhi finally became anxious and apologized to Xia Wendong vigorously.
Xia Wendong seized the opportunity and said, "The mildew god hasn't been invited to leave yet, so you not only have conflicts with your wife at home, but also with your colleagues in the company, if you want to resolve these contradictions, you must take me to your office to have a look." ”
"If I'm not mistaken, the feng shui in your office may be wrong, and the mold god may be hiding in your office."
"Then, master, please come with me quickly!" Hearing what Xia Wendong said, Yuan Chengzhi was even more flustered, so he took him and Su Wen, pretending to be newly recruited employees, and hurriedly walked to the door.
The relationship between the two security guards and Director Yuan was not bad, so naturally they did not block it too much.
With the foreshadowing of the pretending to be a ghost in front, Xia Wendong took Su Wen and easily entered the fourth floor of the comprehensive office building of Xuerongtang Pharmaceutical Company.
Outside Yuan Chengzhi's office, Xia Wendong "opened his mouth" again: "The root of all bad luck is really because of your office!" First of all, when you get out of the elevator, you count from right to left, is your office door the fourth door? ”
"It's the fourth—"
"Does this make any difference?"
Yuan Chengzhi frowned slightly. After three years in class, he never seemed to notice the problem.
Xia Wendong rolled his eyes and asked mysteriously, "Your office was originally on the fourth floor, and now it is in the position of number four, two fours are connected, what is the homonym?" ”
"4-Death?"
Yuan Chengzhi's face was even more shocked: What's more, these two numbers are unlucky, no wonder there have been a lot of worries recently!
Xia Wendong nodded in time and snickered, "That's right, it's two dead words, which are a great omen!" ”
As the door opened, Xia Wendong glanced at the pots of lush green plants in the window, so he added oil and vinegar and said, "These plates of hydrangeas are growing luxuriantly, completely absorbing the yang energy that enters your office, causing the yin and evil qi on your body to aggravate, so it has been bad luck recently, and if you want to resolve it, you must put them outside the windowsill——"
"Also, you can put a statue of Guan Gong on your table, why do that? Because Guan Gong is the embodiment and symbol of justice, he can best suppress the evil spirit in your office! ”
Seeing Xia Wendong's mouth foaming at the mouth, and the way he said it, Su Wen could believe it.
Not to mention Yuan Chengzhi.
So this guy bent down again and nodded "yes" in a reluctance manner, and his attitude was no less than ten times better than just now.
"Master, please take a seat!"
"Master, please smoke."
Like worshipping his ancestors, Yuan Chengzhi invited Xia Wendong to his seat.
Of course, all this is done behind closed doors.
He's afraid that the rest of the company will see the joke.
Xia Wendong sat in Yuan Chengzhi's position with Erlang's legs crossed, spitting out smoke rings and said in a deep voice, "Old Yuan, if you don't get rid of your bad luck, I'm also anxious!" ”
"Truth be told, in addition to the points I just told you, I found one of the most important problems-"
What do you mean by that? Master, please make it clear! Yuan Chengzhi thought that Xia Wendong was going to take the opportunity to ask him for money, so he chuckled in his heart and shouted that it was not good.
Unexpectedly, Xia Wendong decided not to mention the matter of money, and said seriously, "I calculated that you still have a deep contradiction with a woman in the company——"
Woman?
Could it be Liang Xiaoqing's slut?
Yuan Chengzhi rolled his eyes and slowly recalled: More than a month ago, the sales department recruited a new clerk named Liang Luodan.
This Y looks so good!
Yuan Chengzhi always wanted to find an opportunity to dive her.
At the end of last month, the company issued a monthly report, and almost everyone got off work, but this Liang Luodan was still working overtime in the sales office.
Isn't this the opportunity?
After Yuan Chengzhi found out about this situation, he excitedly sneaked into the sales office, and suddenly hugged this Xiao Liang from behind frantically to talk to her.
and repeatedly said that as long as he fulfilled his wish and became his lover, he could contribute 20,000 yuan a month to support her.
Liang Luodan was held by Yuan Chengzhi from behind and couldn't resist at that time, so he could only pretend to agree, and said that changing her posture would allow her to play well.
Yuan Chengzhi was in the brain, and he actually believed it.
As a result, when he let go and waited eagerly for Xiao Liang to make out with him, he got a ruthless blow from his feet.
Subsequently, Liang Luodan ran away and did not come to class the next day.
Yuan Chengzhi was secretly a little lucky, who knows, he didn't sit in the office for long before he was beaten by Liang Xiaoqing, who rushed in.
Later, when I inquired secretly, I learned that the Liang Luodan who was violated by him was actually this Liang Xiaoqing's cousin.
So far, Liang Xiaoqing and Yuan Chengzhi's Liang Zi have also come to an end.
At this time, Yuan Chengzhi pondered: The woman this master is talking about should be her, right?
Just as he was hesitating, Xia Wendong pinched his fingers again, frowned, and said, "I just calculated a hexagram, this woman who married Liang with you should be the daughter of the Liang family——"
How can this be calculated?
True gods and men too!
Suddenly, Yuan Chengzhi admired Xia Wendong so much that he hurriedly asked, "Master, what should I do?" ”
Xia Wendong said in a deep voice, "This person is extremely evil, ordinary people don't dare to provoke her, do you think I'm right?" ”
"Yes, yes, yes!"
"Then do you know why she is so powerful, no one dares to provoke?"
"I don't know, please let the master make it clear."
Xia Wendong: "Because she was changed by the green snake spirit!" It's a demon, a vicious demon! If she's still in the company for a day, you'll not survive for three days! ”
Well? How can there still be goblins in this world?
Has this guy watched too many TV series?
Su Wen was a little skeptical when she heard this.
Unexpectedly, Yuan Chengzhi believed it, because he noticed in the summer that the head of a small green snake would pop out of Liang Xiaoqing's sleeve from time to time, and Zhong Ling'er, who worked with her, said that she was with snakes when she slept.
Hearing Xia Wendong say this again at this moment, this Director Yuan is even more sure that Liang Xiaoqing is a snake spirit.
So he asked Xia Wendong with a crying face, "Master, what do you say I should do now?" Are you asking for money? How much do you ask—"
Heh, at this point, this bastard is finally willing to pay for it?
Su Wen snickered again when she saw this.
Xia Wendong deliberately glanced at the kid and said, "Do you think I look like such a snob?" As a master, it is my bounden duty and obligation to eradicate demons and demons—"
"Find a big bag, I can turn it into a monster bag with a little mana!"
"When the time comes, you will fill her with this bag, and she will be in her original form, and you will do a great job because of it, and all bad luck will be gone."
"This Liang Xiaoqing is our Murong Boss's right-hand man, if I catch her as a goblin, won't the boss find trouble for me?" Yuan Chengzhi was still a little worried.
Xia Wendong smiled, "If Boss Murong knew that the person next to her was a green snake demon, how would she feel?" Isn't she afraid? ”
"When the time comes, not only will she not blame you, but she will also count you as a great achievement!"
That makes sense!
Yuan Chengzhi pondered for a moment, then suddenly nodded and laughed, "The master is reasonable, I will immediately ask the people from the warehouse to send me a few bags." ”
A phone call went out.
Five minutes later, the warehouse keeper actually delivered a few woven bags that looked very new.
These bags are no longer a problem for a woman, even if they are a one-meter-eight man.
Xia Wendong chose a gray woven bag, recited a spell that people couldn't understand at all, and then spit three times on the bag.
Only then did he hand it over to Yuan Chengzhi and said, "In another half an hour, she will inevitably go to the toilet, you go to the public toilet on the sixth floor to hide, as soon as she enters the door, you will immediately throw this bag on her head, and then this demon catching bag will automatically fly up and suck her into the bag." ”
"This matter must be carried out in secret, so that a third person other than you and me knows, and you still can't eliminate this catastrophe."
"Master, aren't you able to subdue demons and eliminate demons? Why don't you help me catch demons? Yuan Chengzhi was afraid, grabbed the weaving bag and asked with a bitter face.