Chapter 351: The Artists

The sporadic laughter around ignited the anger in Zhou Sheng's heart.

"The surname is Lin, put my mouth clean!" Zhou Sheng's face became even redder because of anger.

Shao Yan saw that the blood of the vanguard on his side was crazy, so he couldn't help but help Zhou Sheng, and said to Lin Li: "Young man, be humble!" ”

Lin Li listened to Shao Yan and pressed himself with his age, and sneered: "Modesty is necessary, but it is also necessary to be modest for powerful talents, and there is no need for those who deceive the world and steal fame and grandstand, and you are afraid that you also know that I just made a fake on the Internet, and now it seems that some fakes in the literary circle also have to be beaten, how can anyone be called a master?" ”

Shao Yan saw Lin Li saying that he had deceived the world and stolen his name to gain favor, so he was so angry that he blew his beard and glared.

"Lin Li, don't rely on yourself to be a star, a few fans are talking nonsense and doing nonsense with us!" Shao Yan gritted his teeth and said.

Zhou Sheng also said: "Ignorant child! ”

"Lin Li, okay, enough is enough!"

Xu Taiyue also accused Lin Li on the side, they all felt that Lin Li was talking too much, he was mixed in the cultural circle, he was a face-saving person, and Lin Li was too ruthless when he said this.

The three people on the stage were all accusing Lin Li, and President Yang didn't dare to speak for Lin Li, and the scene was very embarrassing for a while.

The three middle-aged men spoke in unison on the stage, counting Lin Li, making Lin Li, an eighteen-year-old boy, look a little lonely, and those waiters couldn't help but feel a little distressed when they saw it.

I thought that if I was said this by three adults on stage at my age, I would definitely not be able to stand it for a long time.

However, Ayu, who was most familiar with Lin Li in the field, didn't feel sorry for Lin Li at all, and even wanted to laugh.

Because Ayu knew that if she wanted to feel sorry for someone, it would only be for the three middle-aged people.

I'm afraid they don't know what they will face when they treat Lin Li like this.

Lin Li didn't show any crampedness on the stage, just a smile on the corner of his mouth, stroking the corgi in his arms.

Suddenly, Lin Li felt that the corgi in his arms was a little commotional, and his hind legs looked like they were about to be lifted.

Lin Li looked at the waiter on the side and said, "Please sisters, take this masterpiece of Master Shao just now." ”

Although the waiters didn't understand why Lin Li asked for this, they all cooperated to pick up Shao Yan's "painting" from before and stood up in a row again to display it.

Lin Li looked at the three people on the stage and said, "You say I'm talking nonsense? Am I ignorant? Okay, you see. ”

After Lin Li finished speaking, he picked up the dog, ripped the dog's legs, and pointed to the rice paper.

I saw that the dog seemed to have been holding back for a long time, and this time it was as if the ban was lifted, and suddenly a long pale yellow urine came out, which happened to urinate on the rice paper that Shao Yan painted.

Lin Li still followed Shao Yan's example, took a step forward, turned the dog around like a grind halfway, and then accelerated to rush up.

Lin Li's imitation of Shao Yan was vivid, but because he was holding the dog, it became extremely funny, and the people below all laughed.

Lin Li ran to the finish line, and the dog's urine was also finished, leaving a faint and extremely long urine mark on the paper.

Everyone fixed their eyes and saw that the traces of dog urine were exactly the same as the appearance of Shao Yan's needle shooting book before!

The waitresses on the stage also laughed.

Before Lin Li went on stage, they also wanted to laugh when they saw Shao Yan painting with a syringe, but first, they felt impolite, and secondly, they felt that if they laughed, they would seem to be uneducated and couldn't understand art, so they were all holding back before.

At this time, Lin Li came to the stage and directly said that Zhou Sheng and Shao Yan were grandstanding, and their works were garbage, which made these waiters realize that there was nothing wrong with their ideas, especially Shao Yan's paintings were very similar to Lin Li's appearance with dog urine, so they couldn't hold back anymore and laughed.

Many people under the stage just thought that Shao Yan's painting was very strange at first, but it was not very peculiar, but when Lin Li held the dog and sprinkled dog urine on it, everyone suddenly understood.

It turned out that Shao Yan's painting ...... It's the same as dog pee!

No wonder it looks so familiar!

Everyone couldn't help but laugh when they thought of this.

Netizens in Ayu's live broadcast room also laughed when they saw this scene.

[Don't say it, it's really like! ] 】

[The dogs Lin Li has hugged are different, and they have an artistic atmosphere when they pee. ] 】

[Hahaha, Lin Li's imitation just now really laughed at me. 】

[How nice it would be to have a boyfriend like that. 】

[The young ladies in the back laughed, it's so good-looking. 】

[Pretending to be a ghost in front of Lin Li, it's a shame now. 】

[This master probably won't be painting with a syringe in the future, otherwise everyone will definitely think of dog urine again.] 】

[This is a work of art with a taste.] 】

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Shao Yan didn't expect that the dog he had just kicked would give himself such a big embarrassment on this table, and he was so angry that his teeth itched.

"Lin Li, what do you know, we are creation, art! You let this dog pee on my painting, and you want to make trouble, right? Shao Yan shouted.

Zhou Sheng also said: "You singing actor, go back to singing, what kind of majesty are you playing in us!" ”

On stage, the smell of gunpowder is full.

Lin Li suddenly laughed and said to Zhou Sheng: "Don't you say that I forgot, I'm a singer and an actor, and I'm not qualified to express my opinion on art, so I can always sing a song, right?" ”

The people in the audience have long heard that Lin Li's singing is very shocking, and this shock does not refer to the singing skills, but to the content of Lin Li's singing, or the impact of Lin Li's singing.

Now I heard Lin Li say that he wanted to sing, and the waitresses on the stage were the first to applaud.

There were also some people at the bottom who began to applaud.

When President Yang had dinner with the people of the Poetry Association, Lin Li was about to recite poetry, but he recited a poem "Dead Water", which scolded the Poetry Association to the blood, and the Internet was full of ridicule and scolding.

"Lined up...... That, I watch singing...... Only...... Just forgive it......" Chairman Yang couldn't help but say.

"Don't, they're singers, what else can they do if they don't sing here?" Shao Yan hurriedly interrupted President Yang's words and said, the meaning of his words seemed to be that Lin Li came here to sing, and he was not qualified to judge them at all.

Zhou Sheng also felt that this was an opportunity, didn't Lin Li point fingers at his creation, then let him create, and treat him in his own way, scolding his works as garbage, and see how he refutes!

The most important thing is that there is no musical instrument configuration on the scene today, Lin Li has no accompaniment, and the songs he sings are even more difficult to hear.

Thinking of this, Zhou Sheng also said loudly: "That's right, this is a big star, ordinary people have to pay if they want to hear it, Lin Li, sing!" I'd like to hear if your song catches your ears! ”

Shao Yan followed Zhou Shengyi and said in harmony: "Lin Li, we are all new things today, don't fool us with your previous songs." ”

Shao Yan deliberately said this, just because he didn't want Lin Li to sing his own previous songs, and wanted to force Lin Li.

If Lin Li didn't have a new song, or couldn't create a new song, Shao Yan would have a reason to mock him.

And even if Lin Li prepares a new song, when he finishes singing, Shao Yan and Zhou Sheng will continue to ridicule him, after all, many of Lin Li's songs are not very appreciated by people in the literary and artistic circles, and the two of them take the lead in denying it, and Lin Li is afraid that he will not be able to get off the stage.

Lin Li smiled: "Don't worry, you definitely haven't heard of it before!" ”

The netizens in Ayu's live broadcast room were all excited when they heard Lin Li want to sing.

[Lin Li wants to sing, it's still a new song, and I'll make a lot of money tonight! ] 】

[I'm looking forward to it! 】

[There was a brother on the stage who heard that Lin Li was going to sing, and he was scared and died of laughter! 】

[Those two big brothers even dared to let Lin Li sing, they also had big hearts! ] 】

[Haha, I feel that after Lin Li sings, they will cry!] 】

[Airplanes, rockets brush up!] 】

[Is Lin Li going to make a big news again? ] 】

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At this time, a woman came downstairs, looked at the stage on tiptoe, and then squeezed in, and said in the audience, "Ah, I'm sorry, this is my dog......"

When the dog in Lin Li's arms saw his master, he also broke free from Lin Li's embrace and ran towards his master.

Shao Yan was humiliated by Lin Li's dog, and when he had nowhere to vent, he shouted to the woman: "How do you raise a dog, and you don't look at it!" ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I've been chaining it to my room, and I don't know how to run out."

Lin Li left his hands empty and smiled at the woman: "Don't be sorry, you dog is very spiritual, you can create the same paintings as the master, and you will treat others well in the future." ”

The woman was stunned for a moment, not understanding what Lin Li was saying, but the people around her laughed.

Shao Yan's face was even bluer, and blood was dripping from his eyes.

"Lin Li, stop talking nonsense, let's sing!" Shao Yan said through gritted teeth.

This is not a five-star hotel, I can give you a whole piano and guitar immediately, Shao Yan can't wait for Lin Li to sing, just hope that Lin Li will have less of these accompaniments, let him sing a cappella, so that he will be counted as garbage in singing.

Lin Li didn't plan to sing on stage before he came, nor did he prepare an accompaniment, and there were no instruments to accompany him.

Fortunately, Lin Li's song doesn't need much accompaniment, the focus of this song is not its tune, but its words, and the cappella is sung.

Xu Taiyue handed the microphone to Lin Li, and Lin Li took it.

The audience was silent.

Lin Li picked up the microphone and said, "This song is called "Artists". ”

After speaking, Lin Li began to sing.

You've been painting a few lately

I suspect it was done in a prison

That kind of restraint

Follow the rules and be willing to fall

You guys have been writing some poems lately

I suspect it was generated by computer software

Stream of consciousness to make people abort

It still feels fluttery

Keep those dream words for yourself and don't publish them

You guys have some songs lately

I suspect it took dozens of minutes to get through

There are no details worth a tasting, the notice is busy

You guys have some new dramas lately

It makes me doubt that I can be a director

The plot sticks tedious from beginning to end

Explosive stars ensure that they are in the play

Although these things are popular, they are scattered

…………

Lin Li sang a paragraph, and everyone at the scene was stunned!

What paintings are done in prisons, poems are generated by computer software, songs are rushed, movies are boring, and stars are scattered!

This Nima is not just whining.

This is simply poking people's hearts!

Moreover, Lin Li, this guy, has scolded painters, poets, singers, directors, and celebrities in a row!

It's almost all the people in the literary and entertainment circles!

No wonder Lin Li said that they hadn't heard it, who had ever heard this kind of song!

People who can write such songs either have bad brains or don't want to mix in the circle!

How can there be such a stinging person?!

Lin Li ignored them and continued to sing in a disdainful tone.

My old friends

Don't care about my casual teasing

I know you all have shrewd brains

There is a wide range of paths, and there is a sense of superiority of the artists

My old friends

I would appreciate your criticism of me

I'm inferior to you in too many ways

People who talk a lot should self-examine their insomnia for a night

…………

Although this song has no accompaniment, the lyrics are too sharp and completely unadorned, it can be said that it not only dissed the audience, but even dissed the entire literary and artistic circle and entertainment circle, scolding the so-called "artists" in the circle back to their original form, and everyone present was silent when they heard it.

Most of the people present were people from the Federation of Literary and Art Circles, and when they listened to Lin Li's song, they naturally thought of their own works.

It seems that Lin Li has said it.

And Shao Yan and Zhou Sheng on the stage, listening to Lin Li spraying them with songs, clenched their fists in anger.

My old friends

Don't say love my naivety

The higher you go, the colder it gets

Before you climb Mount Everest

Play mahjong with me in the basin

Turn all beings upside down

Lin Li sang it once and then stopped, the original full version of the song was going to be sung again, but Lin Li felt that there was no need.

For a moment, the others felt that the party had become unreal, and wondered if they had gone to the wrong venue.

Zhou Sheng and Shao Yan, who were originally going to make trouble after listening to Lin Li's songs, were suddenly stunned.

Lin Li sang such a song, and they jumped out at this time, as if they were saying that Lin Li was scolding himself.

Lin Li's songs scolded the hypocritical side of those artists, scolding the poor level of rough work and lack of morality, but they didn't name names, they jumped out at this time and said that Lin Li sang rubbish, as if they were scolded by Lin Li to the sore spot, and they seemed to be the kind of people scolded in Lin Li's songs.

This made Zhou Sheng and Shao Yan very uncomfortable, knowing that Lin Li was spraying himself, but he couldn't take the initiative to claim it, so he could only shut up silently.

After Lin Li finished singing, there was no sound on the scene for a while, and everything seemed to be still.

Only the barrage in Ayu's live broadcast room was rolling wildly.

[An old Imperial Forest Army said that this song is Lin Li's personal behavior, everyone scold Lin Li, don't scold the Royal Forest Army, haha! 】

[Yes, yes, Lin Li is already an adult, he can bear it, the Royal Forest Army is too difficult, there are too many enemies, I feel sorry for myself for a second, haha! 】

[The gods of the music world - Lin Li! 】

[I got a new word that curses: You must be an artist! 】

[Well-known artist XXX, well-known director XX, well-known painter XXX, well-known poet XX...... and more than 300 other people, who are about to issue a lawyer's letter warning to Lin Li. 】

[Lin Li sang all the things that everyone knew but didn't dare to say, cool! ] 】

[Lin Li actually knows how to play mahjong? ] No, I have to learn! 】

…………

The barrage rolled for a while, and Ayu was the first to shout: "Good singing!" ”

Ayu's voice was a little abrupt, but it suddenly broke the atmosphere of the scene, and the waiters on the stage also said, "It's good!" ”

There were also some people applauding off the stage.

Then, the applause grew louder and louder.

Whether it was out of appreciation for Lin Li's song, or admiration for Lin Li's courage, or even just to prove that he was not the kind of person Lin Li scolded, in short, everyone at the scene quickly applauded.

Zhou Sheng and Shao Yan almost fainted on the spot when they saw that Lin Li had so many people supporting him.

Lin Li's song is not an exaggeration to say that it is aimed at the two of them.

But this song was affirmed by the audience, which made the two of them unacceptable.

It doesn't feel like Lin Li is spraying himself, but the whole audience is humiliating himself!

What a shame!

Zhou Sheng and Shao Yan wanted to cry without tears, as if they had been greatly wronged.

The waiters on the stage were amused when they saw the "master" who was arrogantly mocking them just now for not understanding art.

They are not the Imperial Forest Army, and they have only heard of Lin Li's name in private, and when they see it with their own eyes today, they can't help but be full of good feelings for Lin Li.

Although his temper stinks, compared to Shao Yan and Zhou Sheng, Lin Li is much more real, and compared to those exquisite stars in the entertainment industry, Lin Li is much braver.

They secretly regretted in their hearts, why didn't they pay attention to a star like Lin Li!

Go back and add the Royal Guards!

Zhou Sheng gritted his teeth and said to Xu Taiyue: "President Xu, I drank too much, I'll go back first!" ”

"I'm back, too!" Shao Yan also followed Zhou Sheng and said, his face was very bad.

Xu Taiyue also knew that the two of them were in a bad mood, and they couldn't keep them no matter how hard they stayed, so he personally sent them out.

Lin Li also got off the stage after singing, according to the process of the party, and there was also a game link.

Although there were some accidents, these links still had to be continued, and soon everyone was involved in the game session, leaving Lin Li's just thing behind.

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