Chapter 65: Pig Brain

"Who is Wu Yingmei?"

"Tian Yongshan's daughter-in-law, you don't have to worry about this, I'll come."

Cheng Fang had a cold face, pushed Tian Miao away, and rushed to the loudspeaker, "Wu Yingmei, who has no skin and no face, you immediately roll me to the team headquarters, the old lady is waiting here to clean you up." ”

Belch? What is the rhythm of this? Cheng Fang, who spoke concisely on weekdays, not only shouted such a long list of words, but also directly burst into foul language, and Tian Miao was a little frightened.

Cheng Fang repeated this sentence more and more, and her face became more and more red because of anger and force.

Tian Miao simply ignored her, but continued to interrogate Zhang Xiaohai.

"Did you get her money?"

"No, no, she, she said she would give it to me when it was done."

"What happened? You've already passed on the word that you should have sold, and this thing hasn't been done? ”

"Sheβ€”she didn't say anything." Zhang Xiaohai was a little confused, feeling as if he had been fooled.

"Hmph, kneel first, I'll clean you up when I'm done cleaning her up."

After three or four minutes, before Wu Yingmei's shadow was seen, a man about the same age as Tian Miao ran in.

"Cheng Fang, she, what did she do again?"

Tian Yongshan, Tian Miao's cousin outside the five suits, studied in the same class with Tian Miao when he was a child, and when he saw him, Tian Miao remembered this person.

Cheng Fang glared at Tian Yongshan coldly, "When she comes, you ask her, she will arrange me, and she will arrange it to Dabao Erbao." ”

Vaguely, Tian Miao seemed to remember that two years ago, Tian Yongshan ran back and forth to pick up Cheng Fang, and later invited someone to Qiu's house to propose relatives.

Cheng Fang's mind was completely on helping Qiu Chenghao take care of his family together, and he had no intention of getting married at all, so refusal was inevitable.

Later, Tian Yongshan married Wu Yingmei from other places, I don't know who chewed her tongue in front of her, she actually arranged Cheng Fang indiscriminately, and let Cheng Fang block the street and clean up, so that she could be considered a little settled.

But looking at Tian Yongshan's posture, he still didn't stop thinking about Cheng Fang's little care.

Thinking of this, Tian Miao couldn't help frowning, no matter if Wu Yingmei was holding on to Cheng Fang because of Tian Yongshan and Cheng Fang's little past, as far as Tian Yongshan did this, she couldn't let him continue to save that crooked thought.

"Tian Yongshan, what are you doing here, it's Wu Yingmei who committed the crime, are you here to be punished for her?"

Tian Miao took a step forward and blocked Tian Yongshan's gaze stuck to Cheng Fang, "Since this is the case, then let's make it clear first." ”

Without Tian Miao to speak, the four parents who came first and Zhang Xiaohainiang took the initiative to explain what Wu Yingmei had done.

Tian Yongshan's wheat-colored face turned red, panting like a cow and rushing to the loudspeaker, "Wu Yingmei, you give me death, if you come slowly, I will discount your legs, and then throw you back to your parents' house." ”

This sentence was shouted out directly, it was so embarrassing in front of his crush, Tian Yongshan felt that he would never have to see Cheng Fang again in the future.

Wu Yingmei, who didn't know which corner she was hiding, heard Tian Yongshan's repeated roar, and ran quickly to the team headquarters, and her face was covered with sweat when she entered the door.

Tian Yongshan didn't ask about the indiscriminate first, and after the two slaps on the left and right, he kicked Wu Yingmei to the ground again.

"Say, who picked you up, if you can't name someone, I'll immediately discount your leg and then divorce you."

"Yes, it's Hu Galan, she said to give me five or five yuan, as long as I tell me that the tower and the big boss are not clear, Dabao, Erbao is, what is that, she will give it to me."

"Five yuan, you don't want to think about it, you can get five yuan like Hu Galan, are you a pig brain!"

Tian Yongshan angrily kicked Wu Yingmei again, "What about the money, you are so capable, did she really give it to you?" If you give it, why don't you give Xiaohai two dollars? ”

"She, she hasn't given it to me yet, she said she would give it to me when it was done."

Hearing this, Tian Miao couldn't help laughing, no need to ask, what is going to happen to this, I guess this stupid hat doesn't know.

Look at Tian Yongshan, and then look at Cheng Fang, Tian Miao feels that Cheng Fang's decision is too correct, how good can it be to marry such a stupid daughter-in-law.

Tian Miao pushed Tian Yongshan away, picked up Wu Yingmei, and stood face to face with her in front of the loudspeaker.

"You go back and settle the matter slowly of your husband and wife, and now we will first settle the matter of you instructing people to say bad things about my family's big treasure and two treasures."

"Tie, Tie Tower, no, no, Tian, Tian Miao sister, it's Hu Galan, you are looking for Hu Galan, she instructed me."

"She's indispensable, now let's settle yours first."

Tian Miao held her collar in her left hand and leaned her face towards herself, "A few of them said those words at least three times, and you should have said them at least three times when you taught Zhang Xiaohai, adding up to a total of fifteen times, each of the four children bears one by himself, each of them has two more, Zhang Xiaohai has one by himself, and two remaining, a total of ten times." ”

Tian Miao's tone paused, and the corners of his mouth slanted, "I said that I would return it ten times and a hundred times, and a slap should be ten times the amount of a choreography, if it is calculated by a hundred times, then you should accept the hundred slaps I gave you." ”

Before Wu Yingmei's mind turned around why there were so many words, Tian Miao, who had just finished speaking, had already raised her hand and started work left and right four times in a row.

The sound of 'pop, pop, snap, snap' is especially loud in the loudspeakers.

"Tian Miao-" Tian Yongshan moved forward, a hundred times, is Wu Yingmei's face still there?

Although he was in a hurry, Tian Yongshan finally stopped, Wu Yingmei, a fool, should really fight, that brain is like stuffing grass, others say that dung is fragrant, she will probably try it.

Tian Miao shook his sore right hand, "However, you can also make up for it, you shout what Hu Galan taught you in the loudspeaker, and I will lose a slap." ”

"Ah, you, you say... Ha..."The tongue is wooden, Wu Yingmei has a big tongue, but she can't understand why Tian Miao repeats those words.

"However, listen well, in those words, my name will naturally be changed to Hu Galan's name, the big boss will be replaced by the wild man in the village, and the names of Dabao and Erbao will be replaced by the names of Hu Galan's son and daughter."

"She, she didn't have a female goose." Wu Yingmei is quite sincere.

"Then just call her son's name."

Wu Yingmei nodded again and again, turned her head to the loudspeaker and shouted.

"The voice is too small, this slap can't be reduced." Tian Miao's slap quickly slapped Wu Yingmei in the face.

Wu Yingmei's tears fell, and she began to howl at the loudspeaker, and now she was afraid that she would use all the strength to breastfeed.

Tian Miao slanted the corners of her mouth and counted slowly.

When she counted to more than thirty times, Wu Yingmei's voice had become hoarse and hoarse, but for fear that Tian Miao's slap would flash, she didn't dare to rest her breath and be lazy at all.

counted to more than fifty times, and Hu Galan's man Zhang Qingping escorted Hu Galan, who was already blue and swollen, to the brigade headquarters.

"Tian Miao, I handed it over to you, let you dispose of it."

Hu Galan, it turned out to be the little daughter-in-law who was with Liu Wencui last night, one left and one right, and Tian Er's sister-in-law.

Hu Galan's man Zhang Qingping glared at Tian Miao resentfully, her daughter-in-law did too much, but Tian Miao did it even more ruthlessly.

That man could stand to say that his child was someone else's wild seed, but when Zhang Qingping saw Tian Miao's posture, the anger in his heart had been suppressed, because he felt that if he dared to protect Hu Galan, he was afraid that he would not be able to live in the future.

Tian Miao loosened Wu Yingmei's collar, pushed her to Tian Yongshan, and coldly threw a sentence to Wu Yingmei, "As for you, there are still forty strokes, I will remember it in my mind, if you provoke me next time, then I will settle the account together." ”

Then he turned to Zhang Qingping and Hu Galan, and smiled at Zhang Qingping with the corners of his mouth slanted, "You know the current affairs." ”

The outstretched left hand quickly grabbed Hu Galan's collar and pushed her to the loudspeaker, "The rules are the same, but in your case, it's not a hundred times, Wu Yingmei is a hundred, then you are a thousand." ”

Tian Miao raised his right hand, not giving Hu Galan a chance to speak at all, opened the bow left and right, and slapped it ten times in a row.

Hu Galan struggled hard, and also turned her eyes to Zhang Qingping for help.

Zhang Qingping turned his face away, angry, angry and helpless, he was really afraid that Tian Miao would come to the loudspeaker every day and shout that he was wearing a green hat, and after a long time, the fake would come true.

As for Hu Galan's struggle, she looked very powerless in front of Tian Miao, who was tall and strong.

Tian Miao blew on his right hand, "Now I'll take a break, and I'll let you take a breath, I won't treat you badly, like Wu Yingmei, I'll give you a chance to atone for your sins, if you confess well, then a thousand strokes will be reduced to a hundred, what do you think?" ”

Hu Garan hesitated with tears in her eyes, and her eyes for help turned to Zhang Qingping again.

Tian Miao's gaze swept over Zhang Qingping, his brows twisted, he turned his head, and came six times in a row again.

She didn't want to stop, but her hand hurt too much.

"Figure it out, why did you do it, what's in it for you, or who made you do it?"

The last question made Hu Galan's eyes suddenly brighten, "Like, like Liu, Liu Wendrunk (Cui), like big (her) like big (her)." ”

"Liu Wencui?" Tian Miao slanted the corners of her mouth and smiled, "Okay, come, it's time for you to shout, what to shout, I think you are smarter than Wu Yingmei, you should be able to do without me teaching." ”

Tian Miao twisted her face towards the loudspeaker, "The same rule, now you still have a hundred punishments left, you shout once, I'll reduce it." ”

Hu Galan was a little hesitant, but when she saw Tian Miao's slap suddenly raised, her mouth immediately opened, and the shouting voice was loud at the beginning.

It seems that she can hear everything in the loudspeaker just now.

Taking advantage of her shouting, Tian Miao confronted Zhang Xiaohai and the four children.

"The four of you, one of you slaps yourself, you have to use force, and I should punish you if it's light."

Those few were all seven or eight years old, Tian Miao was afraid that he would slap them down and climb them down, but if he didn't punish them, he was afraid that they would bully Dabao Erbao in the future.