20. Dig your own pit and jump by yourself

Walking all the way and laughing all the way, Wei Gospel covered his stomach and smiled, and sighed: "Who asked you to buy so many potatoes, people just said it casually, is it possible that whoever praises you, you will buy whoever you take home, just now the proprietress just wants to sell the potatoes, you take it seriously, I dare to say, she will say to anyone she sees, 'This young man has clear eyebrows', hahahaha."

Yang Longfei carried a sack of potatoes behind him, raised his eyebrows, raised his hand to pull the broken hair covering his eyes to the back, smiled slightly with sweat on his red cheeks, and said loudly: "I just don't think so, I think she is telling the truth." As he spoke, he wiped the sweat from his face, and his demeanor did not decrease.

"How so?"

Yang Longfei walked while carrying the sack, and said calmly: "Didn't you see the way she looked at you?"

Wei Fuyu's eyebrows frowned slightly, and he was sure that he couldn't say anything good, but he wanted to hear it, and said strangely: "What's the matter with me?"

Yang Longfei said: "She must be very envious of you."

Wei Gospel snorted coldly: "I have nothing to envy."

Yang Longfei thought for a while and said triumphantly: "She must have felt that she was born early, and if she was born a few years later, she would have met me, so she was envious, who made you the same age as me, and you know me."

Wei Gospel suddenly realized, and said with a smile: "Haha, you are quite confident, so I am really lucky to meet you."

Yang Longfei nodded and said, "That's it."

Wei Gospel rolled his eyes at him, and saw that his old ox was bent over his waist like a broken cart, carrying a heavy sack on his shoulders, and walked forward with a sigh, angry and funny, and ran away.

Yang Longfei saw a dark green hem passing in front of him, blinked his eyes, and shouted: "Hey, what are you running, wait for me, who am I buying potatoes for?"

Wei Gospel turned around and said with a smile: "You deserve it, lift a stone and hit yourself in the foot, and keep it for you to eat, hahahaha."

Yang Longfei: ......

As soon as Wei Gospel arrived home with his front foot, Yang Longfei followed with his hind foot, he put a sack of potatoes on the concrete floor with a "bang", and gasped: "I said, how can you run faster than a rabbit, didn't you say that you are not good at sports, and I was laughed at by the people on the road like a big fool."

Wei Gospel pursed his lips and said, "Blame me."

"Don't blame anyone."

In a flash of inspiration, Wei Fuxin imagined a young man in white walking on the street, carrying a hemp bag on his back, wanting to maintain his demeanor and faceless appearance, he couldn't hold back, and laughed heartily: "Okay, blame me, blame me, I'll give you fried potatoes to suppress the shock."

She was originally joking, but Yang Longfei took it seriously, and refused to go home for dinner that night, and insisted that Wei Gospel treat him, Wei Gospel didn't think he had a lot of food, but: "You better go home to eat, the food I cook is hard to swallow, you take the potatoes away, these potatoes are enough to eat for half a year, besides, the money is yours, you better take it home."

Yang Longfei disagreed, sat on the dilapidated sofa by the wall, yawned lazily, supported his arms, supported his cheeks with one hand, stared at the TV with his eyes, fascinated, and said: "Put the potatoes in your house first, if my mother knows that it is time to break my legs, if I want to eat potatoes, come to your house."

Wei Gospel: "......"

After eating, the five people squeezed on a table to write homework, the table was by the window, although it was five people, they didn't feel crowded, Wei Siguo and Yang Junyi were in the same class, two people were thin and small squeezed on a chair, scratching their ears and cheeks to discuss math homework, Wei Fuling sat opposite them, while holding a pen, while reading the problem carefully, frowning and saying: "Second sister, how to do this problem."

"Show me." Wei Gospel took her homework, glanced at it, and said, "You can't do it so simple, haven't you learned to set unknowns, set an unknown first, and think about it yourself."

Yang Longfei glanced at it and muttered, "I won't either."

Wei Gospel looked back at him coldly, and said, "This is a question for the sixth grade, and you are now in the seventh grade." Yang Longfei raised his head and said sincerely: "If I don't lie to you, I really won't."

Wei Gospel had no choice but to pick up a pencil and write down the steps one by one in the blank space of Wei Fuling's workbook.

Yang Longfei nodded, and suddenly realized: "I see."

Wei Gospel handed the homework book to Wei Fuling, and Wei Fuling said aggrievedly: "Second sister, do you know how difficult it is to be your sister, today our math teacher also said, 'Wei Fuling, you are not as good as your sister to study', but all the teachers who have taught you have also taught me, and they all say that I am not as good as you, and I live in your shadow all day long."

Wei Gospel didn't expect this, she was stunned for a while, she didn't expect Wei Fuling to say this, which made her cry and laugh, she always thought that this sister was rough and big, and she was happy about big things, she never considered her feelings, and felt that she was too self-centered.

Thinking about it all these years, she doesn't seem to take her younger siblings too seriously, she has never cared about them, in fact, she cares about them far less than one thousandth of Yang Longfei, she will always care about Yang Longfei's thoughts, always think about him, but she has never taken Wei Fuling and Wei Siguo to heart.

"Do your homework!" Yang Longfei patted Wei Fuling's homework book and said, "She is your sister, and you still care about her."

Wei Fuling stuck out her tongue.

Wei Gospel was most afraid of being disturbed when he was doing his homework, Yang Longfei put his elbow on the table, leaned forward, held his chin in his hand and carefully looked at Wei Gospel's face, and said, "Why is there no scar on your face?"

"What a scar." Wei Gospel thought about it and asked rhetorically, "You just want me to have a scar on my face."

Yang Longfei paused, didn't say a reason, thought for a while, and muttered: "It's nice to have a scar, you see I have a scar on my face."

His body leaned forward, showing Wei Gospel the scar on his face, almost not touching Wei Gospel's face, and Wei Gospel hurriedly hid back.

Yang Junyi ruthlessly exposed him and said: "Brother, you have a scar on your face with pimples, I don't want to have pimples, it's so ugly."

Yang Longfei grabbed a book, flew towards him fiercely, and said, "Tell you to talk more."

Wei Gospel didn't agree, just with Yang Longfei's angular face, ice carved and jade facial features, even if his face was full of acne, he would not be ugly, in Wei Gospel's eyes, he was perfect and almost couldn't find fault, and in her opinion, it was not a disadvantage for boys to study badly.

After Wei Gospel finished writing his math homework, Yang Longfei sat down, picked up her homework and copied the answers.

Wei Gospel frowned, looked at it for a while, and said, "It's quite natural for you to take the fruits of other people's hard work."

"That's it." Yang Longfei said.

Wei Gospel reminded: "You don't want to copy it word for word, don't even have the same punctuation, the teacher will be suspicious, write a few questions by yourself."

"You're pretty smart, haven't you copied other people's homework before?"

Wei Gospel sighed and said, "I never copy other people's homework."

Yang Longfei grinned, lowered his head and worked hard to write, Wei Gospel picked up the language homework, Yang Longfei leaned up again, knocked his fingers on the table, and handed Wei Gospel a note, a word was written on the note, Yang Longfei asked seriously: "What do you read this word, I don't know."

Wei Gospel glanced at it and said, "Fall!"

"Hey......" Yang Longfei leaned back with a smile.

"Fall" and "dad" have the same sound.

Wei Gospel was stunned for a moment, suddenly realized, his face flushed with shame, and he said loudly: "I hate it."

Yang Longfei smiled even more happily.

He always tricked her in a different way, Wei Gospel couldn't think of a good way to deal with him for a while, he didn't have a problem, Wei Fuling and Wei Siguo also wanted to laugh, raised their eyes to see that Wei Gospel's whole face was red, and he lowered his head in fright and did his homework honestly, letting the two of them make trouble there, anyway, they are used to it these days.

Although the adults are unhappy, it does not affect the feelings between the children, Li Yuehua muttered that Wang Fengmei is too cunning and shrewd, and it is never enough to buy her noodles, saying that it is fifty catties, and every time she goes home, the scale must be short of two catties, but this does not prevent the children from coming and going.

Wei Gospel is not a person who will turn his face with Yang Longfei for a pound or two of noodles, she doesn't even like Li Yuehua to worry about the other party for a dime or two when she buys vegetables.

Although I like to stay with Yang Longfei very much, there are exceptions.

Wei Gospel can't bear to watch TV with him, Yang Longfei is definitely not the kind of person who will watch TV quietly, he always has to express his unique opinions.

When he watched a comedy, he could laugh from beginning to end, Wei Gospel looked at him coldly and said, "Is it funny?"

"Isn't it funny?"

"It's not funny at all."

Watching a slightly more sensational TV series, he would ask Wei Gospel: "Why don't you cry, how touching."

Wei Gospel shook his head: "I don't think so."

When he watched romance movies, he was even more energetic, hee for a while, haha for a while, like a nervous disorder.

"Can't you just watch TV properly?" Wei Gospel gritted his teeth.

Yang Longfei has his own set of theories: "How boring it is, let's discuss it together, it's interesting."

Wei Gospel didn't know why he put up with him, concentrated on watching TV, and let him go crazy there alone.

Nowadays, TV dramas can't be watched with others, romance movies are serious, and the heroes and heroines hug each other at every turn, hugging and kissing.

In most cases, Wei Gospel will not watch TV with Wei Fuhai and Li Yuehua, at most they sit together to watch the news broadcast and weather forecast at dinner, but fortunately, Wei Fuhai and Li Yuehua are usually very busy and have no time to watch TV.

Even if the whole family sits together and watches TV, Wei Fuhai and Li Yuehua will not make any special speeches, and when they see inappropriate footage for children, they will at most say: "Turn off the TV."

So every time the camera zooms in, when the hero and heroine are about to kiss, the TV screen goes black with a "pop", Wei Gospel is very grateful to his parents for resolving the embarrassment with such a witty way.

When he was not familiar with Yang Longfei at the beginning, Wei Gospel turned off the TV, Yang Longfei jumped off the edge of the bed and stopped talking, smiling awkwardly, and then they became a little familiar, Yang Longfei was directly unhappy, and protested: "Why do you always turn off the TV at the most critical time, you don't watch it, others still watch it."

Wei Gospel's face was flushed, and he didn't pay attention to him, so he didn't want to say: I don't want to watch the people on the TV kiss, she can't say such words.

After going back and forth, Yang Longfei caught her rules.

At first, he thought that Wei Gospel hated him and didn't like him to watch TV at her house, but a few times he watched cartoons for a day at her house, and she didn't say anything, and talked and laughed with him, and slowly he found out that this girl didn't want him to watch TV, but didn't let him watch it when there were intimate scenes on TV, boys' minds were not as careful as girls, Yang Longfei patted his head, grinned, and said it if he didn't want him to watch it.