Chapter 32: The Gang Spirits Don't Die Well
Yasuo muttered a little unconvinced: "Originally, how can such a sacred thing as love be measured by money." ”
Chen Xiaodao raised his eyebrows lightly and said, "The poor can see their white skin and beauty, and the rich can see their scallops spitting water." Do you understand. ”
Yasuo didn't understand what Chen Xiaodao was talking about. muttered, "What scallops spit water, I don't understand." ”
This bar essence, Chen Xiaodao slapped his head and rushed to the robbery next to him, "Robbery, clean him up for me, this bar essence, I'm angry." ”
He said excitedly, "Look, group leader. Yasuo, come over to me. ”
The group members quit the live broadcast room.
Yasuo begged for mercy: "The leader of the group spares his life, his subordinates don't dare anymore." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Yasuo was kidnapped and pulled out of the live broadcast room.
Yasuo, a member of the group, withdrew from the live broadcast room.
Without Yasuo, the world is a better place.
Madara Uchiha asked as he walked, "What should I do in a while?"
Chen Xiaodao groaned slightly, and said, "How did you read the book I gave you last time." ”
Hearing this, Madara said thoughtfully: "I watched a part. But does that book have anything to do with pickling girls?"
Chen Xiaodao said: "Of course it matters. This pickled girl is the same as fighting a war.
Women are your enemies, as the so-called knowing oneself and knowing the other will not be defeated in a hundred battles.
First we need to know what she likes, and then we need to prescribe the right medicine.
Tsunade also belongs to the older leftover women, and what they need most is love, strong arm protection.
When fighting a war, it is logistics that is fought. What is logistics. That's the money. It's time to show your rich side. ”
When Madara Uchiha heard this, he suddenly realized: "Yes, I think I, Madara Uchiha, am the leader of this world's terrorist organization, and I am rich enough to rival the country." Even if you smash it with money, you can smash Tsunade unconscious. ”
Madara is not an idiot, on the contrary, Madara-sama's IQ is very high, otherwise he would not be called the Sengoku Twins with Tsuruma, overshadowing the rest of the ninjas.
It's just that the original Madara has been influenced by the thoughts of the Warring States period for a long time, and has always wanted to change the world with his own strength.
However, the tiger is difficult to defeat the wolves, and two fists cannot reach four hands.
After the defeat of the end valley, Madara is reflecting.
Changing the world is never a one-man business.
It is the right way to unite the majority to fight against the few.
That's what his old rival Tsuruma did.
United Vortex, the Hyuga clan, and together against their own Uchiha clan.
Now with the books given by Chen Xiaodao, Madara Uchiha's thoughts have been completely inspired.
Most of the people now are undoubtedly the five major ninja villages, and the ninja villages are honored with Konoha Village.
In this case, why don't you take advantage of this task and take Tsunade into your pocket to promote your own thoughts.
Build a unified ninja world.
After Madara figured this out, he turned to Chen Xiaodao and bowed and said, "Thank you for the group leader's puzzle, Madara has found the way he wants to go." ”
???
What did I say?
Chen Xiaodao was a little stunned when he heard Madara Uchiha say this.
I just taught you to pick up girls, and I didn't teach you anything else.
Of course, this can't be asked, in order to show that he knows everything, Chen Xiaodao nodded and glanced at Ban with a relieved gaze.
The short book street is not large, and it is somewhat similar to the folk street of the original world.
And the casino where Tsunade often gambles is not far from the front.
As a few people walked and talked, the casino was already close at hand.
Just as Madara raised his hand to open the door of the casino.
Abnormal protrusions.
A woman suddenly rushed out of the casino and almost hit Madara Uchiha.
"Get out of the way, get out of the way. The woman flicked her hand and pushed Madara away, then ran out without looking back.
Immediately after, a woman's voice came from inside, "Tsunade-sama, wait for me." ”
A dark-haired woman runs out of the casino with a small pink pig in her arms and chases after Tsunade.
"Mute, Tsunade, it looks like I've lost my money and run away. "These two people are the Tsunade mute that Chen Xiaodao and his party are looking for.
"Don't run. Such a big fat sheep can't let her run. Give me all chasing. ”
Another bunch of people ran out of the casino and chased after Tsunade.
"It's a real headache. In the future, if she marries Tsunade, even if she is rich, she may lose it all. Madara said with a headache as he looked at the two groups of people chasing after him.
Chen Xiaodao said, "Don't get cheap and sell well, look at Tsunade's figure, you can be regarded as a blessing." Why don't you catch up and prepare a hero to save the United States?"
Madara retorted: "I don't know if there is a mouthful, anyway, I don't want to gain weight in the future." ”
As soon as he said this, Madara realized that he shouldn't have said it.
Immediately stopped speaking, and used the teleportation technique to chase after Tsunade.
The audience in the virtual live broadcast is a live broadcast in which the audience can move freely within 10 square meters of the surrounding area, centered on Madara.
So no matter how fast Madara is, Chen Xiaodao and the others will always surround Madara.
With Madara's strength, the speed of catching up is naturally extremely fast.
It didn't take a few seconds to cross Tsunade.
But even if I catch up, it's impossible to tell Tsunade that I'm here to save the beauty.
It's no wonder that it's not considered a neurosis.
Madara had a wit, and waited on Tsunade's inevitable path.
When Tsunade came to him, he reached out and said, "Is something wrong?" ma'am, I think someone is chasing you. ”
Tsunade is stopped and is about to push away Madara and continue running.
Hearing this, his eyes rolled and he suddenly said pitifully, "This gentleman, someone behind you is going to rob me." Please save us. ”
As he spoke, Tsunade could also run to Madara's side and reach out to hug Madara's arm, rubbing for a while.
Madara looked sideways, and the majesty on Tsunade's chest came into view.
Suddenly felt that a stream of hot blood was about to spurt out from the tip of his nose, and he quickly turned his head.
I thought, what the group leader said is right, Koufu.
While thinking about it, the casino chasers behind had already caught up.
After seeing Madara and Tsunade, he stopped in front of him panting, and said, "Run, why don't you run?" Hurry up and pay back the money, otherwise, the buddies are not jealous. ”
Madara Wenyan asked Tsunade as if he didn't know, "Do you owe them money?"
The creditor was in front of him, and Tsunade couldn't lie, so he lowered his head and said, "I owe a little bit of gambling debt." ”
"What a loss. 30 million, hurry up and pay it back. Otherwise, they will take you to a brothel. But the fat sheep's figure is still good. Before sending you to the brothel, our brothers have to be cool. ”
The leading pursuer said with a smile.
When Madara heard this, his eyes turned cold.
Good guy, Tsunade is Lao Tzu's wife, Lao Tzu hasn't flirted yet, you went first?
Haha smiled and said, "Haha, I thought it was a lot of money." It's just 30 million. Take it, and I'll pay her back. ”
Having prepared plenty of ammunition, Madara took out a few Japanese coins from his bosom and threw them over.
When is a man the most handsome?
Of course, it's time to pay for it.
At this time, Tsunade instantly turned into a little fan girl. A series of peach blossom eyes looked at Madara Uchiha.
I thought to myself, this person is really rich, he must not let go, and he has to find a way to blow up some money from him again.