What the?

Su Daguan people, what kind of tube is blocked?

Does he have infertility?

In this way, that Su Jinhui is not his own flesh and blood?

So didn't his wife put a big green hat on him?!

When the people who eat melons heard this, they were greatly surprised!

Of course, while being surprised, they did not forget to express some "high opinions".

Not only the people on Xia Wendong's side, but even the more than ten martial artists.

Affected by this, Su Dafu was stunned, and he was secretly surprised in his heart: How do you know that Lao Tzu's J pipe is blocked? Could it be that he has checked the details of Lao Tzu? But only I and the attending doctor know about this matter!

Look at the lady Li Lingyu again, an old face with hyaluronic acid and thick powder, instantly red like a monkey's buttocks!

"He, he is talking nonsense - he is sowing discord, Lao Su, you must not fall for him!"

"Jinhui is your own son!"

Although she can't help but defend herself in her mouth, her voice and momentum are obviously insufficient!

Could it be that what this kid said is true?

This time, everyone turned from surprise to snickering.

The more than a dozen patrolmen with loaded guns were affected by this, and their tense nerves were relaxed a lot.

Zeng Ze made a gesture and motioned for everyone to put the guy down first, and they were even more relieved.

Xia Wendong saw that Su Dafu was silent, and continued, "Old Su, don't think that I am talking about it and deliberately stirring up the relationship between your husband and wife, it is really true, there is no doubt!" To be honest, I saw Su Jinhui last night, and I saw you again today, and when I compare the two, I will naturally see that he is not your species! ”

"As for why I knew your J tube was clogged, it was because I would look at it-"

"Hahaha, you actually know how to look? So you're still a fortune teller? Then you can help me see, when will I reach the ninth level of the Heavenly Realm? Before Xia Wendong finished speaking, Martial Master Cai Gang interrupted with laughter.

In his eyes, Xia Wendong was just an evil martial arts master.

As for the ability to read fortune telling, he definitely bragged about it!

Most of the rest of the martial artists thought so, so they laughed with Martial Master Cai.

Xia Wendong also laughed, but there was more sarcasm in this laughter-

"Master Cai, you've been practicing martial arts since you were a child, right? But until now, it has been difficult for you to break through even the first level of the Heavenly Realm, and the ninth level of the Heavenly Realm should not think about it, because you are too stupid! ”

"Hahaha!" As soon as these words came out, Ma Chao and Scar also took the lead in laughing.

The purpose is obvious: to use their momentum to overshadow the momentum of these martial artists.

Further cheer for Xia Wendong.

Cai Gang was said by Xia Wendong and gritted his teeth for a while.

Xia Wendong didn't stop yet, "I said you are stupid, don't be unconvinced!" Let me ask you, what is one plus one? ”

I'm Cao!

Such a simple question, is this guy insulting Master Cai's IQ?

All the martial artists were a little angry.

Cai Gang even gritted his leaky teeth and gurgled and said, "The surname is Xia, don't deceive people too much!" ”

"Hit him!"

"Master Cai, he's insulting you, hit him quickly!"

Li Lingyu wished that Xia Wendong would change the topic and ignite the war between him and the martial artists again.

So, when Cai Gang was angry, she hurriedly fanned the yin wind and lit the ghost fire.

And Su Dafu didn't say much, just stared at Xia Wendong's every move intently.

At this time, Ma Chao looked at Cai Gang's angry appearance, and couldn't help laughing loudly, "Master Cai, don't be unconvinced, you quickly say how much 1 plus 1 is?!" ”

"Equal to 2!"

"Damn, this kind of question that young children can do, you still come to test Lao Tzu?"

Cai Gang was furious.

The sound was even more like thunder.

The earthquake made people passing by outside couldn't help but stop and watch.

The laughter of the crowd was much quieter as a result.

Xia Wendong raised his voice and said, "1+1 is equal to 2 under normal circumstances, but in special cases, it can be equal to three, equal to four, or even more——"

"For example, your father alone, plus your mother alone, after giving birth to you, isn't it equal to three?"

Makes sense!

Everyone couldn't refute it.

Cai Gang was still unconvinced, "Come again!" ”

Scar snorted and said, "No matter how many times you come, you can't hide the fact that you have a low IQ!" ”

"That's it, don't waste our boss's time!"

The pheasants followed.

Zhao Sihai and Zhao Yuming also snickered at this time.

Cai Gang was annoyed, raised his fists and wanted to fight again, but Xia Wendong's words forcefully extinguished his war-

"I said that you are stupid is only one of the reasons, on the other hand, it is naturally related to your physical fitness, 'ten thousand high-rise buildings rise from the ground', and a person's physical fitness is poor, the foundation is weak, no matter how diligent he is the day after tomorrow, he will not have a great effect!"

"Don't look at your well-developed biceps, but the kidneys that dominate your entire spirit are seriously damaged! For this reason, you have eaten a lot of Rehmannia Pills, and what are the Deer Whip Rejuvenation Pills, and Kidney Replenishing Capsules, but these drugs treat the symptoms but not the root cause, so you add food supplements, presumably you are eating leek scrambled eggs this morning, right? ”

Damn, this crumb!

How do you know your little secret so clearly?

And say it in front of so many people?

At this time, Cai Gang's face was also as red as a monkey's buttocks.

For this reason, everyone speculated again: Could it be that this surnamed Xia guessed correctly again?!

After more than a dozen martial artists saw Master Cai bow his head like a defeated rooster, they didn't dare to make fun of Xia Wendong anymore.

They are afraid that this kid will be ruthless, and it will be embarrassing to tell the little secret in their hearts in public!

"How's it going, Old Su? What I just said to you is to the point, right? ”

"If you still don't believe me—"

Just when everyone looked at each other for a while, Xia Wendong suddenly walked to Su Dafu's side, put his mouth to his ear and whispered for a while.

What ulterior is this bastard talking about?

At this time, Li Lingyu suddenly panicked.

Her beaten nephew was still yelling at her to avenge herself.

Li Lingyu hurriedly picked up Su Dafu and arrested people.

Su Dafu didn't listen to her anymore, he saw that this guy's face sank, and he stretched out his hand and said, "Give me your mobile phone!" ”

"Hurry up!"

What are you doing with my phone?

Isn't this old thing never in the habit of looking at my phone?

Li Lingyu felt bad.

The look on his face was even more panicked.

Zhao Sihai and Ma Chao speculated: What did Xia Wendong say to this Su Dafu just now, and let him lose his temper with his mother-in-law in public.

"Lao Su, don't you have a mobile phone?"

"Why are you using my phone?"

"My phone is running out of battery, you still use Xiaojun!"

After Li Lingyu was flustered for a while, she hurriedly used her nephew as a shield.

Su Dafu was even more angry, "You stinky woman, you just changed to a new mobile phone with a large capacity a few days ago, do you dare to tell Lao Tzu that there is no power?" ”

After that, this guy raised his hand and gave Li Lingyu a slap and said, "Hurry up, take out your phone!" ”

There was a crisp sound of "popping", which made Li Lingyu's eyes full of gold stars, and she had no dignity.

This woman obviously has a ghost in her heart, and after eating this slap, she immediately cried and grabbed Su Dafu's face, "Su Dafu, you bastard, you dare to beat me, have you forgotten how the old lady helped you in the first place?" If I hadn't asked my dad to go through the relationship, would you have been able to get to where you are today? You ungrateful dog, you beat me today for an outsider, I'm not alive! I'm fighting with you! ”

"I'll fuck you!"

"Li Lingyu, you don't want to cover up here!"

"I just want to look at your phone now!"

Su Dafu kicked Li Lingyu away, Zeng Ze quickly turned his face to the side, and asked Xia Wendong as if he hadn't seen anything, "This boss, where is your toilet, I want to go to make it convenient." ”

"In the back hall, pheasant, take the inspector to call!"

Xia Wendong smiled evilly.

The pheasant understood, and took Zeng Ze and several detectives to the toilet with a snicker.

At this time, Su Dafu also took out her two mobile phones from Li Lingyu.

Although they all need passwords, this is difficult for Su Dafu.

He knew that the current mobile phones have the function of face unlocking, so he took the two mobile phones to Li Lingyu one by one and shook them, and the mobile phone lock was successfully unlocked!

First look at Li Lingyu's call records, then look at her text message box, and then look at WeChat, buckle and other communication tools.

In Li Lingyu's commonly used Apple mobile phone, Su Dafu did not find anything abnormal.

But when she saw a WeChat chat in her other Huawei phone, this kid immediately exploded, "Who is this Yi Fangfei?" Who is it? ”