Chapter 6 I want to go home and be quiet
As can be seen from the humorous descriptions in the game, Cannes are generally more stupid than humans and are more prone to accidents.
For example, astronauts can inadvertently mistake planets for dust, smudge telescope lenses, or completely misunderstand how telescopes work.
When playing games, Tang Chao felt that they were stupid and cute, and now they feel even more so, because they give him the feeling that they are like the Minions in an animated movie, with high intelligence and high stupidity at the same time.
And the origin of their life is just as magical.
Although there is an "evolutionary tree" in the Minion movie that mentions how they evolved, that is only the official setting.
Yes, just a setting.
The little green man on Kanxing's side is similar, and it also comes from the setting, and even the game company doesn't have a detailed setting.
Then, here's where the fun comes in.
Now that it's a "real" world, the little green guys have made up for these "settings" on their own.
They had done their own research and found that the anatomical and biological characteristics of the Kanxing were similar to those of plants, not only were their skin green, but they also lived a long life and did not die easily.
They believed that they were created by "gods", and ancient myths also said that they grew from trees, and later thought that they came from genetic engineering techniques, such as cloning.
The template is a primitive Kanxing person named "Kan", and he is not even a Kanxing person.
So they only have one surname, which is "Kan", and they look similar, whether they are male or female, they are basically like carved out of a mold.
They are basically about 0.75 meters tall, but they weigh 50 kilograms, and their body density is quite large.
They have a large cylindrical head with black hair, men are basically flat-headed, women are basically single ponytails, and their eyes protrude visibly from their faces, a bit like frog eyes.
With a wide pelvis and short legs, he has an awkward, messy gait that makes him unable to walk or run fast.
They now depend on cloning for their reproduction, because they don't have a reproductive system.
And they think that those "ancient myths" are not particularly ancient, only a few hundred years, after all, the cloning technology they now rely on to reproduce was researched by the first little green men, and the last of the first little green men died decades ago.
The first point of knowledge they received after birth was "upward", all in order to stand higher and see farther, to fly to the sky, to fly to the universe, to find their origin, their "god".
That's their desire to sail.
They also find themselves well-suited for space voyages because they don't have any muscle atrophy or other bad signs in space and can survive for years with little food and oxygen.
Their green skin contains chlorophyll, which enables them to photosynthesize.
This is also the reason why the first generation of little green people felt that they grew from trees in the early stage.
They will collect solar energy like plants, use the solar energy to convert carbon dioxide and water into oxygen and sugar, and then consume oxygen and sugar during respiration, producing carbon dioxide, water, and usable energy when needed, allowing the Kanxing people to survive entirely on light.
When there is no light, they can be replenished with food, they have mouths, digestive systems and excretory systems.
Compared to humans, their survival rate in the universe is not known to be high.
Tang Chao, who watched it, was envious.
And there is no strife in their society, there is no internal friction like humans, and almost all of their energy is spent on space exploration.
The reason why they say "almost" is because although they will not focus on the development of weapons in science and technology, and then compete for resources like humans, kill each other's living forces, and make the entire civilization suffer, but they will not cooperate wholeheartedly and without compensation.
It's not that some people find resources and give them to rocket research and development companies for free to make parts.
The rocket R&D company will not send the parts made to the launch base for free, so that they can build rockets to go to space.
They need to pay each other.
If you don't give money, you don't develop and sell goods, and you have a very firm attitude.
They don't feel like there's anything wrong with it, and they still think they're working towards the goals of all the Kanxing people.
Seeing this, Tang Chao had to sigh at the bull criticism of "game setting".
No wonder they didn't doubt at all when they suddenly appeared in the assembly building, their height, color, and appearance were obviously different from them, and they didn't doubt that they were their bosses and that the space launch center was their own industry.
Tang Chao was thinking about this, Werner, who had listened to the report over there, ran over and held up the tablet for him to see, he reached out and took the tablet, and was stunned when he saw the words above.
Subconsciously read it out.
"According to the measurement reports of various companies and headquarters, the planetary data has changed, some vehicles in the atmosphere cannot fly normally, some space vehicles cannot enter orbit normally, and all equipment in space has disappeared."
"The food reserve of the headquarters is enough to eat for two months, but considering that some aircraft cannot be lifted off normally, please contact the manufacturer in time to use the cargo ship to replenish the stock in case of a food crisis."
"Treasurer Maitiman said that the capital of the department is zero, please sign a task contract with other companies or organizations as soon as possible, complete the task, and earn funds......"
Reading and reading, Tang Chao was silent.
How to say this, the little green people are still not surprised by these things, and let him shout "set the cow batch" again!
Then, I must have been happy to suddenly have my own space center, although I knew that there would be difficulties in managing the space center, but I really didn't expect such a problem.
What kind of thing has the planet data changed?
Why can't the aircraft take off properly?
Why can't they fly properly?
What the hell am I ......
"Wait!"
Tang Chao suddenly thought of a question.
"Before, I seem to have installed a new planet mod......
"Uh......"
Well, realizing that it was his own problem, Tang Chao stopped complaining in an instant.
At least some of the aircraft can fly normally, and there are enough parts, and some contracts should be completed...... bar.
And Kanxing has no deception, everyone gets along sincerely, in fact, the steps have been simplified a lot, not counting all the advantages cleared.
It should be possible to make money.
Fortunately, this happened to Kanxing, and if it happened on Earth, then he would ......
"Shhhh
Tang Chao gasped and shuddered, really admiring those well-known business tycoons.
No way, just try hard.
He asked Werner to make a list of the flying machines that could be used now, and found that the mod items had almost no effect and could be used normally.
He understood.
For example, the Long March 9 was able to rise off very smoothly on the primordial Kanxing before, but now that the Kanxing has become an Earth-like form, it is even more of a problem.
After all, the Long March 9 was originally designed to break through the Earth's atmosphere.
It's ok, it's not bad.
There are 100 copies of each part in the warehouse, small screws, wires and other things are ignored when playing games, and there is also a large amount of storage here, which is enough for him to build 8 full-body Long March 9 rockets.
With these mod rockets, you should have no problem completing some missions.
Elected, he appointed the Space Shuttle.
After all, that thing has been retired on Earth, and it was just a fun game to play in the game, and now it is just used to make money.
By the way, clear the inventory.
After all, "zero money" is indeed a bit scary.
It will definitely not be easy to build here in the future, there is no "one-click free pit filling" function, he has to clean up the underground warehouse to make room for things in the future.
I don't know what I'll do in the future, but it's definitely a good idea to clean up the out-of-gas items.
The R&D center was not idle, he asked Werner where he learned Chinese characters, and Werner found him a Chinese character dictionary.
This dictionary is very strange, the recorded Chinese characters are very comprehensive, and there are also paraphrases, but there is no pronunciation, so the little green people can only write, not read.
He read the thousands of words commonly used in daily life, and read some special words related to aerospace again, and then asked the R&D center to develop the corresponding audio translation software as soon as possible, which is very helpful for their communication efficiency.
From the first time he came here, then he browsed, then he understood the situation, and finally gave a series of orders, Tang Chao didn't know how long he had been here, anyway, he didn't want to stay here now.
It's not that he doesn't like it, it's that he needs to be quiet, there's so much going on in this time.
And at this moment, a bright light seemed to flash in his mind, and without any warning, he knew that he could return to Earth.
He's a little confused, but it's always good to go back, and he wants to go back now, just right.
Before leaving, he asked Werner and knew he had been here for ten hours.
He memorized the stat and then asked Werner to get him something special.
It weighs not much, only 20 kilograms, and looks like a large gray shoe box, with a nozzle the size of a water cup on it.
This is a liquid rocket engine with the name "Ant".
He certainly doesn't have it at home, and if he can bring it back, it proves that he's not dreaming.
Well, he didn't think he was dreaming himself, he just wanted to see if he could bring back the physical items here.
If you can bring it back, it will be cool.