Chapter 80: The Devil May Cries
In a city in Devil May Cry, a young couple is having a wedding in a church, and after the older pastor has given testimony to the two couples as usual, the couple solemnly puts on each other's wedding rings.
Seeing this, the priest smiled and nodded, and then said the words that brought the wedding to a climax:
"Now, the husband can kiss the bride!"
After hearing the pastor's words, the young husband, dressed in a black suit and with broken white hair, lifted his wife's white veil, looked at his lover's blushing face, and said softly:
"Gillie?"
Jiliye looked at her husband, nodded shyly, and said, "Come on Nero (not the one in FATE), I'm ready." ”
With that, Gilliette closed her eyes, and Nero hugged her, and their lips were pressed together.
"Oh, oh, oh!"
The relatives and friends in the audience instantly became excited.
Soon, as the kiss ended, Nero stretched out his left hand and took Gilliet's right hand, and while bidding farewell to all the relatives and friends present, he pulled Gilier out of the church and got into a white wedding car full of flowers.
"Oh, you're here? So fast! ”
The driver, a dark-haired girl with glasses, snuffed out the cigarette butt in her right hand when she saw Nero and Juliet coming, and then asked:
"Hey, handsome, where do you want to go?"
Nero turned to look at his wife and smiled at the driver, "Nicole, Devil may cry." ”
“OK!”
With that, Nicole stepped on the accelerator, and the wedding car flew out like a bullet, and Jiliet in the car was even more startled on the spot.
What a female driver!
"Hey, Nicole, if you drive like this next time, I'll ignore you!"
In the face of Nero's dissatisfied yelling, Nicole just smiled lightly: "Don't worry, Nero, it's going to be fine, you should trust my driving skills." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the wedding car made a ninety-degree drift on the street full of cars, and almost threw Nero out......
At the same time, four people, two men and two women, were drinking in an office called Devil May Cry.
One of them, a red-clothed and white-haired scumbag-haired uncle, after taking a sip of whiskey, said in a joking tone to the blue-clothed and white-haired short-haired cold man sitting on the side:
"Virgil, today is your son's wedding day, why are you still here drinking alone?"
Virgil did not speak immediately, but shook the glass goblet containing red wine in his left hand, took advantage of the sunlight shining in from the window, carefully observed the color of the red wine, and then raised his glass and slowly tasted the red wine, and then replied:
"Dante, I'm just afraid that you can't afford to lose, so I'm here with you, so that my good brother won't cry alone."
"Flutter!"
The two beautiful women, the brunette and the blonde, who were sitting on the other side, laughed in unison, and Dante looked very embarrassed.
"Letty, Tracy, what are you laughing at? Virgil is my older brother, but when did he beat me! ”
Dante, who felt that he couldn't hold his face a little, immediately screamed at his brother:
"Hey, Virgil, you guy who can't even double jump, and you still want to win me? By what? Hairspray hands? Please, I've learned that trick a long time ago! ”
As he spoke, Dante raised his left hand very coquettishly and wiped his hair with his palm, and as a result, his white hair really stood upright as if he had applied hairspray!
However, Virgil on the other side was not moved at all, and still said lightly: "Dante, we have been fighting each other in the past because of the conflict of ideas, at that time, I admit that you are a little tricky, after all, you are my own brother, and you should have this kind of strength." ”
"Huh? Just a little trick? ”
Dante scoffed.
"But now, we brothers have made peace with each other. So, Dante, the victory or defeat between you and me has also changed from power to something else, and now that I have an overwhelming advantage, you can't win against me at all. ”
With that, Virgil confidently drank the red wine from the goblet in his hand and took advantage of the situation to glance at Dante.
Angry, Dante immediately put down the wine glass in his hand, pointed at Virgil and shouted: "Just kidding, when have you ever had an overwhelming advantage......"
"Bang!"
Before Dante could finish speaking, the door of Devil May Cry's office was kicked open, and Nero's flamboyant voice came from the door:
"Ha, I knew you two were going to fight!"
However, Gilliet, who followed Nero, was much more elegant, and when she entered the door and saw the crowd, she said very politely:
"Hello."
Tracey and Letty waved at her.
And when Dante saw the young couple, he suddenly understood something, and he was stunned on the spot.
As for Virgil, he put down his glass, walked up to Nero and Juliet, and said to Nero:
"Nero, my son, I'm sorry I'm not a good father, but I'm still proud of your upbringing."
"Oh."
Nero seemed to be a little unaccustomed to his father, who had always been cold, to say this about himself, so he scratched his head with his left hand, laughed dryly, and said, "Shall I say thank you?" Father...... Kiss! ”
Virgil would say this because he didn't know that the woman he had spent the night with was pregnant, and as a result, father and son were separated for more than a decade before they met. Clearly, Virgil still felt a little guilty about leaving Nero's mother.
After smiling comfortably at his son, Virgil turned to look at his daughter-in-law, Juliet:
"Jiliet, I'm sorry, I'm not good at educating children, so this lawless Nero will be handed over to you later."
Knowing that Virgil was blessing herself and Nero in another way, Jiliet immediately bowed her head and said politely, "Thank you." ”
And Dante, who had seen all the above warm scenes, had fully understood what Virgil's "overwhelming advantage" was before, and immediately shouted to his brother:
"Virgil, is this what you want to compare yourself to me? Than a son? It's not fair! ”
As we all know, there are two beautiful women around Dante, Tracey and Letty, but in fact, he is still single......
"Dante, you admit it."
I saw Virgil show a proud expression, looked back at his brother, and said, "My son is much better than you." ”
In particular, the three words "my son" in this sentence directly touched Dante's nerves, making him jump up immediately as if he had been pricked by a needle and said:
"Virgil, what do you say? What is Nero like me! ”
As a result, Dante's words directly provoked Nero, and before Virgil could speak, the flamboyant handsome young man immediately shouted at Dante:
"Dante, don't forget who turned Devil May Cry's finances into a win!"
As soon as these words came out, Tracy, who was sitting on the side, immediately chimed in: "Agreed! ”
Letty also said: "Yes, Dante, that guy doesn't know how to do business at all, and he can't even pay the utility bills. ”
"Hey!"
Obviously, Dante was extremely dissatisfied with the public "mutiny" of the second daughter. However, before Nero took over the Devil May Cry firm, under Dante's management, the firm did suffer from frequent water and electricity outages due to poor management......
Unfortunately, Dante would never throw in the towel here, and he immediately raised his right thumb, pointed to the large poster hanging on the wall of the office, and retorted loudly: "Come on, Nero, do you mean sponsor advertising?" ”
The poster Dante was referring to was a game ad that depicted a ninja with a long knife in his handsome pose slashing at an enemy, with the words "NINJA GAIDE" written on it. (Author's note: that is, "Ninja Dragon Sword Legend" is commonly known as Ninja Dragon)
Nero immediately blurted out: "Ninja Dragon is the best action game in the world, this is the most fun action game in the world." ”
However, Jiliet, who was standing beside Nero, seemed to think of something, and gently pulled Nero's sleeve with her right hand, kindly reminding:
"Nero, our contract with Tecmo has expired, and we will have a new poster next time."
"By the way, I almost forgot about that!"
Nero slapped his head before he remembered this stubble, and immediately asked Ji Liye, "What is the name of the company that signed with us last time?" ”
Ji Liet immediately replied, "It's Platinum Games, and the advertising slogan is ......"
"I know!"
Nero immediately shouted: "Bayonetta is the number one in the world, and it is the most fun action game in the world." ”
(Note: Platinum Games is the production company behind the game Bayonetta)
Nero's slogan was loud and loud, and Dante's expression was as disgusting as if he had eaten a fly: "Nero, when did you find this sponsor?" How I didn't know! ”
Nero said with a look of course: "Just last month, Platinum Games gave me two million, so I had enough money to prepare for my honeymoon. ”
However, Nero had not finished speaking, but after he glanced back at Juliet, he turned to Dante again, and continued:
"Oh, by the way, I just signed with Sony last week to put a God of War 5 poster on Nicole's van. I have to say that Sony is indeed very rich, as soon as it is five million, I want to change careers and enter the advertising industry, this money is too easy to make. ”
It's over, Nero didn't forget to shout the advertising slogan: "God of War 5" is the world's No. 1 and the most fun action game in the world." ”
"Nero, why is it that my mind is suddenly filled with the desire to beat you up?"
Dante, who frowned, shouted to Nero with great dissatisfaction: "Where are you going to put the two sides of our "Devil May Cry" series! ”
"Okay, okay!"
In order to satisfy Dante's wish, Nero had to reluctantly say loudly: "Devil May Cry 5 is the best action game in the world, are you satisfied?" ”
As soon as these words came out, the audience burst into laughter, and Nero also took advantage of the situation to take his wife's hand and say goodbye to everyone:
"Goodbye then, I'm going on my honeymoon with Kyriet."
Gilliette followed suit, "Goodbye, everyone. ”
In this way, Dante and the others watched Nero and Gilliet leave the Devil May Cry Office, and then the eyes of everyone present instantly turned cold.
Dante was the first to speak: "Nero, this kid is finally gone, now it's time for us to get down to business......"