Lao Tzu was reborn on the earth in two lifetimes, and these mortal ants have never heard of the prestige of this emperor, is there a mistake? I really don't take the village chief as a cadre, and besides, Lao Tzu has mixed with God.

There are a few younger brothers around God, and the most obscene one is Ben Di, and these people don't know it? What a group of uninformed people.

"Husband, this guy's eyes are so annoying!" Shangguan Biyue said.

What husband?

I can't bear it, I can't bear it, how can such a good-looking goddess call him husband, it's clearly a flower inserted in cow dung, it should be inserted in me, and the more important thing is that cow dung is more handsome than me.

The Nine Heavens God Emperor roared in his heart, it was so annoying, Lao Tzu was dignified and the Nine Heavens God Emperor, which point was not as good as that guy, the uncle could not bear it, the aunt could not bear it, and he could not bear it.

And Xiao Tianyu said lightly: "Then gouge out his eyeballs and kick them as a ball!"

Burst~

Hearing this, the Nine Heavens God Emperor spurted his blood, dug out Lao Tzu's eyeballs, and kicked them as a ball, did Lao Tzu's eyeballs be as big as balls?

Moreover, it just happened to let those goddesses see how unbearable their husbands were, so that hehe~ Don't throw yourself into your arms, well, it's decided, I promise not to cripple him.

Airplanes~

The wind swept away, and I saw a powerful explosion on the Nine Heavens God Emperor, but his body was crooked, which made Guan Zhongyuan and the others stunned: "Boss, this seems to be a drunken fist ......"

"Wrong!" The Nine Heavens God Emperor snorted coldly and interrupted directly: "This is the drunken milk fist created by this emperor, it is a god-level exercise, how can you mortal ants ever see it?"

Drunken milk fist?

I TM look left and right, or drunk fist? Guan Zhongyuan secretly slandered in his heart, stealing the earth's peerless learning, and said that he created it himself, this cheeky is really thick.

And at this time, I saw the Nine Heavens God Emperor burst into a shout: "Lu Dongbin is drunk with milk and a pot!"

Wow~

When the words fell, I saw that the Nine Heavens God Emperor's aura was even more violent, and he raised his hand and punched towards Xiao Tianyu, but he saw Xiao Tianyu's figure flash, and the punch missed, which made the Nine Heavens God Emperor stunned for half a second before he said: "Boy, you can dodge my first move, you are very good, but you are not so lucky in the next move!"

After that, I saw the Nine Heavens God Emperor shouting again: "Tie Guan Li Xuan knee drunk grandma is really true!"

Before the voice fell, I saw the body of the Nine Heavens God Emperor roaring up, his arm like a cane, Ling Tian smashed down towards Xiao Tianyu, the wind was howling, and the power was extremely great.

Xiao Tianyu frowned slightly, his feet touched the ground, and he rose into the air, and came with a side kick, which can be described as smooth.

Boom~

Suddenly, there was a loud bang, and I saw Xiao Tianyu kick the Nine Heavens God Emperor in the face, but this kick made the Nine Heavens God Emperor stunned, and then I saw the body of the Nine Heavens God Emperor fall directly to the ground, full of meat and eight vegetarians.

What's the case that he was able to break my drunken punch?

"Hahaha~ Drunk milk fist... Hahaha... Don't pull me, let me laugh and laugh......" Guan Zhongyuan hugged his stomach and laughed, the laughter was simply not too ironic: "Drunk milk boxing? This is clearly Huang Feihong's drunken boxing, hahaha......"

"Bastard, what are you laughing at, Lao Tzu hasn't used a trick yet!" The Nine Heavens God Emperor got up from the ground with a grunt and shouted, "Han Zhongli fell and drank the milk nest in his heart!"

Before the Nine Heavens God Emperor's words fell, I saw Guan Zhongyuan speak: "Is the next move Zhang Guolao drunk tossing cup and kicking the chain, no, it should be the drunken milk tossing cup and kicking the chain!"

"You... How do you know?" Hearing this, the Nine Heavens God Emperor was frightened, and Guan Zhongyuan said seriously: "As long as it is the people of the earth, they will know!"

What, everyone on the earth knows, when did Lao Tzu's drunken milk fist become so famous? The Nine Heavens God Emperor was stunned, no, Lao Tzu has not come to the earth at all in recent years, even Boss Li Tian has never seen Lao Tzu's drunken milk fist, how can they see it, they must be blind.

So, the Nine Heavens God Emperor burst into applause: "Even if what you say is right, the key is to see if you can break this emperor's trick!"

At the same time, the Nine Heavens God Emperor secretly thought in his heart that he couldn't play the cards in order, and Lao Tzu had to play upside down.

Thinking of this, the Nine Heavens God Emperor spoke: "He Xiangu flicked his waist to offer milk, drunk and slutted!"

Seeing this, Guan Zhongyuan, Qiu Qianren, and Ximen Fuxue suddenly shuddered, which can be described as goosebumps, not only them, Shangguan Biyue, Xiao Ziyan... The same goes for others.

"What did you see in that guy?"

"Sao!"

"YIN DANG!"

"This TM is still a man, it's clearly a shemale, and he also offers milk, do you have milk? What a face!"

“......”

Shangguan Biyue and his party secretly slandered in their hearts, the same man, the same trick He Xiangu, why is Huang Feihong in the movie much more handsome than him?

Seeing this, Xiao Tianyu can be said to be also goosebumps, and before the figure of the Nine Heavens God Emperor arrived, he saw Xiao Tianyu suddenly stride, break everything, and directly trample the Nine Heavens God Emperor under his feet.

Seeing this, the Nine Heavens God Emperor began to doubt his life, my drunken milk fist in the Divine Domain was so easy to break, it shouldn't be.

Thinking of this, the Nine Heavens God Emperor began to struggle at Xiao Tianyu's feet: "That one, lift your noble hand, no, it's your noble foot, let's start from the new, just now because Bendi didn't drink milk, he was not your opponent!"

As soon as the words of "......" came out, Guan Zhongyuan and the others almost didn't sit on the ground, and they still drank milk?

"What did you just say?" Xiao Tianyu said lightly: "Drink milk?"

"You're right, it's because Bendi didn't drink milk that you have a chance to ......"

Boom~

Before the Nine Heavens God Emperor finished speaking, he was kicked out by Xiao Tianyu, and before the Nine Heavens God Emperor could react, Xiao Tianyu appeared in front of him again, grabbed the other party's collar directly with his big hand, and said lightly: "Do you still want to drink milk now?"

"You bastard, you dare to fight Bendi, do you know who Bendi is?"

"Isn't it the Nine Heavens God Emperor?" The three of them spoke in unison, causing the Nine Heavens God Emperor to be stunned: "How do you know?"

"......" Hearing this, the three of them stopped talking, Nima, and finally met a guy with an IQ lower than ours.

Syllable~

Burst~

At this time, Xiao Tianyu slapped the Nine Heavens God Emperor in the face, causing the Nine Heavens God Emperor's old blood to squirt: "Lao Tzu is the Nine Heavens God Emperor, are you still fighting?"

"Who are you?" Xiao Tianyu asked with interest.

"Nine Heavenly Gods ......"

Boom~

Before he finished speaking, the head of the Nine Heavens God Emperor hit the ground, causing a deep crater the size of a skull to appear on the ground.

And Xiao Tianyu grabbed the collar of the Nine Heavens God Emperor and said, "What you just said, I didn't hear clearly!"

"Lao Tzu is the ...... of the Nine Heavenly Gods"

(End of chapter)