Volume 1: I Am the Heavenly Master Chapter 160 Scare Him Half to Death

"Okay, then let's go first, tell me if you find anything!" After Zuo Hua finished speaking, he took Li Xiaoyu's spirit body and walked to the other side of the road.

Seeing that they crossed the road, Zhuang Yanbing and I split into two ways, she helped me pick up He Feng and Yao here, and I went inside to find the ancestor.

I walked down the alley and looked around for distribution boxes.

The alley was a little dark, the lights on the side of the road were turned off, and the light came from the main road and the residential buildings next to it...... Walking through the alley, there is a neighborhood on the right, and another alley on the left, which leads to the main road outside.

The Ancestor was standing under a telephone pole, his hands on his chest, beaming with pride.

"Do you want to be so angry?" I came to the Ancestor and teased.

"Lu Zixuan's guy was so scared by me that he was almost electrocuted. Did you see that? I felt like I was urinating. The ancestor pointed to the ground not far from him, a little black mark, not showing a straight line of walking, the mark is getting bigger and bigger, it should have flowed down from the trouser tube in the process of walking.

"Let's go, Ancestor, let's go home and talk slowly. I'll bring Zhuang Yan to pick you up. "I called the Ancestor and began to walk back.

Back at the intersection of the hardware store, Zhuang Yan was still standing there, and the two souls had not yet come out.

"Ancestor, why don't you go to the store and call He Feng and Yao out"

"What are they doing in there?"

"I thought you were inside, and I went to look for you." Zhuang Yan explained.

The Ancestor didn't speak, and walked through the door into the hardware store. Zhuang Yan and I stayed at the intersection and waited for them, guessing what was going on inside and why the two souls went in and didn't come out.

We're bored, and we're out the door. He Feng and Yao snickered in the back, and the ancestor also smiled....... as if the soul had done something earth-shattering.

After the confluence, the souls returned to their places, and the ancestors praised the Maitreya Buddha pendant, saying that it was the same as Xiao Yang's home, and all kinds of furnishings were quite modern. Because I took a taxi home, Zhuang Yan and I didn't communicate with the soul on the way, they didn't have anything to say, you have something to say, anyway, the taxi driver can't hear it, and the chat is very happy. After chatting a few times, Zhuang Yan and I couldn't hold back, and scares the driver's eldest brother with a pop.

"I said two, is it appropriate to send you to Xincun or Qingshan?" In order to alleviate the embarrassment, the driver's eldest brother came up with a sentence.

"Let's go to Xincun first, let's go back and pack some things, and go to Qingshan tomorrow." Zhuang Yan laughed and joked with her eldest brother.

It turned out that after He Feng entered, he turned into an entity, and directly grabbed Lu Zixuan and asked, did he go to do bad things again? Lu Zixuan, who had just urinated, was frightened again by the female ghost who appeared out of thin air, and fainted directly to the ground, He Feng waited for a long time before waking up. Before he could speak, Yao came in, and saw that He Feng was an entity, and he was also standing behind He Feng as an entity, and the boss, who didn't say anything, fell down trembling again.

Well, I thought that was the end of it. When the boss woke up and was about to take a breath and figure out the situation, a FIB-looking bodyguard in a suit and leather shoes and sunglasses appeared out of thin air. Fortunately, the boss is usually used to doing bad things, and he is not small, otherwise he would have been really scared by them. He Feng was about to wait for him to wake up before giving him a verbal warning, but he didn't want the ancestor to splash the water on the table, and the boss immediately woke up. The soul spoke to himself, and came out of the room through the shutter door. The dialogue between the souls reads as follows:

Ancestor: "I said don't scare him so much, the next time you see him do something bad, just remove a finger, then he can do it up to ten times." ”

Yao: "No! What if he doesn't change his life? ”

"Remove your toes." This is the last sentence He Feng said before going out through the door, I believe the boss can hear it clearly.

"After going out, I turned into a spirit and quietly went in to check, the boss was convulsed, the corners of his mouth were drooling, and he probably had to call an ambulance. I took his phone again and dialed the emergency number, and by this time, the ambulance should have arrived. The Ancestor finally said.

I've always wanted to ask the ancestor what happened at the telephone pole, but the driver's eldest brother was there, so it was hard to speak.

Finally returned to Xincun, after I asked the ancestor, Zhuang Yan and I laughed again.

It turned out that the boss had really healed the scar and forgot the pain, and planned to go to a temporary distribution box to do some tricks. The ancestor quietly followed him, and with the tools that Lu Zixuan carried, he connected the electrified place in the distribution box to the boss's body with tools, and the boss was electrocuted as soon as he touched it. After being electrocuted twice, the ancestor made a suit and leather shoes and sunglasses, and stood silently behind him and watched. directly scared the boss to pee and limped home.

At first, the ancestor thought he was a cripple, but he didn't want to reduce some feelings that only he knew about because his pants were wet.

"It's strange, I see that those distribution boxes are locked, how did he open them?" I asked, and I didn't know who to ask, because none of us knew about electricity.

"I know this, most of the keys to those distribution boxes are universal, as long as you do this business, you can basically find the right key." Unexpectedly, Zhuang Yan relieved my doubts. In short, the situation is like this, such a wave of operations, even if the boss is not completely crazy, he will not think about doing such a bad thing again.

We went back to our rooms in a laughing and laughing, and it was not too early, so we went back to our rooms.

The next day, Zhuang Yan sent a message after going to work, she took the afternoon off and went to Lao Li's banquet with me. Naturally, I was happy to bubble up, and with a beautiful female attendant, the local tyrant handbag would no longer make me look like a contractor. Don't touch me with her, that's a successful person with a full-time secretary and driver! No, I'm going to have to take out my suit that I rarely wear and get it hot.

On the way to the dry cleaner, Ouyang Jia stopped me.

"What's the matter?" I stopped and asked.

"I've got it here tomorrow, can you still come?" I see you're so busy, don't I have to get a job advertisement! "Obviously, the boss was a little indignant that I had rarely participated in manual labor during this time.

"No, I'll come tomorrow."

Replying to the owner, I continued to go to the dry cleaners. Although the temptation of this 100 a day has gradually diminished, since I promised the boss that there is nothing else to do, I still try to come. Besides, the boss also knew that I was busy, so he tried to reduce the number of purchases, but the amount of purchases each time was frighteningly high.

After ironing the suit, I went home to make lunch and wait for Zhuang Yan. While I was waiting, I called Zuo Hua to find out about Li Xiaoyu and his progress.

Zuo Hua just made a plan, and from today onwards, he arranged for Li Xiaoyu to lurk in the hardware store every day. Come back every night to report the situation, and continue to go in and lurk after that, and once you find out the situation, you will hang a red object with a spirit out of the window on the second floor.

"I've tried, and if I open my eyes, I can see her with a telescope." Zuo Hua was a little complacent about his discovery.

I also emphasized some ways to get along with the soul, so that he could be friends as much as possible, because the words that the soul has said are not the first to change it, and they will never break their faith with you first. Zuo Hua accepted the suggestion and promised to notify me as soon as he found out about the situation.

I said that it is not necessary, just solve it, and if it really can't be done, when I need help, I will definitely go over.

Zhuang Yan came home, finished lunch with me, and went back to prepare the costumes for the dinner. I think I'm well prepared, and I've heard that women are slow to change clothes, so I also thought of countermeasures, took a shower, and went to bed. Let the solemnity be good and come and call me again.

It's good that I'm asleep, otherwise I think I can wait for my freshly shaved beard to come out.

It wasn't until half past four in the afternoon that Zhuang Yan came in and called me.

The waist of a purple and black fishtail dress is raised high, making the solemn legs look to be stretched to the limit. The fabric of the skirt looks faintly shiny, as if it is inlaid with some kind of scales. The upper body is a dark red suit similar to the wrong button, diagonally to one side, short on the left and long on the right, and extremely close-fitting, and a little more beautiful. After taking two steps in front of me, I realized that the long skirt had a dark fork, which was not easy to walk away and did not affect my movement. A dress that can be a lady or a lady.

There was no jade pendant I gave her around her neck, but a slender white gold necklace, but no pendant. At the wrist of the left hand, a thick flat red rope woven with red rope was tied to the jade pendant.

"How?" Zhuang Yan asked my opinion according to women's custom

"You're going to the rhythm of a state dinner! Okay, I'll play your personal bodyguard and wait for me for five minutes. With that, I went back to my bedroom, changed into a suit, and put on my sunglasses.

Well, although my skin is a little darker, and the two of them stand together without the feeling of a golden boy and a girl, but I do look like a bodyguard. Fortunately, the local tyrant handbag makes me look a little bit of a successful person.

Zhuang Yan smiled, helped me straighten the collar of my shirt, and went out.

I followed behind me, and had just entered the door of their company to drive, when the phone rang.

"Temporary call-up, the location is in Xinxing, rush to Beicang 15 as soon as possible to gather." Yang Ji's voice came, a little eager.

"Uh......" I was thinking about how to refuse, but I couldn't say anything.

"Two days at most, five hundred a day."

"I just happened to have something to do in the past two days, or you asked Zuo Hua to go first, he doesn't seem to live far away." Actually, I originally wanted to go, but five hundred a day reminded me of what I promised Ouyang Jia, so I refused.

"You're not coming? Maybe it has something to do with that sentence......"

"I have an appointment today and tomorrow, and if it's not over the day after tomorrow, I'll report to you." I replied firmly, there was no room for negotiation.

Yang Ji was silent for a while, "Okay! Call me the day after tomorrow. ”

Yang Ji is not strong, because the strength of the Heavenly Master in the management office should be good, and Zuo Hua's martial arts are only above me. I'll just make my promise and go to the banquet first.

"You know what? Lao Li called me in the morning and said that he saw my report, guess what he said? The car went out, and Zhuang Yan drove the car.

I thought for a moment and said, "How?" Praise you. ”

"Wherever there is, he said that he is his own person, and there is no need to use his shop to make a fuss, which makes everyone think that he is engaged in feudal superstition. In a moment he will give me a face, and I will throw the pot at you! You've got to carry it. Zhuang Yan smiled and continued to concentrate on driving.

I remembered the painting I ordered for Lao Li, called the merchant who sold the painting to me, and reminded them to help me deliver the painting to Lao Li's shop today.

Everything went well, but although we didn't go out late, the parking lot in the store couldn't stop the car, and Lao Li asked Xiao Wu to take us to the parking lot not far in front to park the car.

After parking the car, we took Xiao Wu back to the store. Xiao Wu is also dressed quite formally, with black bib pants and a red bow tie on a white shirt.

I didn't pay attention to it before, but now it looks like the kid is energetic and handsome, and I can't help but feel happy for Lao Li and Sister Zhang in my heart.