Chapter 289: Bathing Like This
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When Lu Zhengxing stood there holding on to a chair and was already drowsy, the landing ship had returned to the main ship, and the moment the hatch of the landing ship opened, it was deafening outside, and the mighty music immediately came in.
When he heard this huge noise, Lu Zhengxing's first reaction was that there must be a war outside, and he immediately looked outside nervously.
He was shocked by the scene in front of him, in a very wide hall, there were nearly a thousand officers and soldiers standing in order, and in a strange formation, all with smiles on their faces.
Therefore, all of them are full of smiles, it is because the smiles of these people are exactly the same, as if they are carved out of a mold. He was very surprised when he went on the road, and at that moment he thought that there were a lot of puppets outside.
The officer whispered beside him, This is our four captains and senior officers, they have been waiting for you here for more than 4 hours, and they have not left, and in the end, Lu Junhua also whispered, There were a few old officers just now. Due to physical exhaustion, he was sent to the medical room, so please don't be surprised, so the formation was realigned, so it was delayed for a long time. ”
Zhou Zhengxing was very depressed in his heart, they changed their formation, and they stood there, waiting for a long time, whether this is to welcome him or toss himself, the smell of his body is full of weird mud, these people can't be considerate and considerate of themselves, let themselves hurry up and take a bath.
But obviously these people and the female officers around them do not have this awareness, as we said earlier, the alliance army has a very strong sense of ceremony, and the rules are very strict.
If the greeting road is right, if such a big man does not put on enough ceremonies, they will definitely not be able to eat and walk around when they come back, which is a violation of military discipline.
What's more, Lu Zhengxing is a joint gentleman of the Joint Military Staff Council, and this status is even more respectful, even if they don't know, but the other members of the Joint Military Staff Council will know, if they can't pay enough attention to a joint military staff, then the captains of these 4 warships probably don't do it.
So when Lu Zheng walked down and landed on the hatch, the smiles on everyone's faces were like flowers gradually blooming, and the smiles became even brighter.
Student Lu Zhengxing admired that the formation of these people was like a fan, always wrapping Lu Zhengxing in the middle, no matter how Lu Zhengxing went, he was the shining red sun in the center.
The safflower has always needed green leaf town, but Lu Zhengxing, this safflower is in tatters all over its body, and the skin on its face is almost burned, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a high-ranking officer.
Identity is statusStatus is status, even if it is a huge cucumber, as long as he wears the military uniform of the fleet commander, he has the position of fleet commander, as long as he walks through here, these people will treat him like this, of course he doesn't know this, he began to think that these people were laughing at his shabby clothes and embarrassed condition, and his heart was very angry, so his face was full of anger.
But he didn't expect him, this was exactly the right thing, in the alliance army, arthritis, so when the superior officer came over with an angry face, everyone was very relieved.
Because this shows that the chief is very normal, the chief will naturally be angry when he sees these unsuccessful people, if on the contrary, the chief walks over with a warm face, everyone will definitely be furious in their hearts.
Because this shows that it is impossible to say which guy is going to be unlucky, and as a commander, the only fun is to bully their subordinates, after all, there is no war in peacetime, and what can really make a meritorious contribution to the commander can make a difference is to find fault with these subordinates in every way and ravage them in every way.
As the so-called people who hate iron do not become steel, they are all people who care about you, beat you and scold you, they all hope that you will grow, and it is the deep love for you that will have such an expression.
Lu Zhengxing found that the more angry he was, the more happy these people in front of him laughed, the anger in his heart did not come to one place, he looked at the female officer viciously, the female officer hurriedly came up, and said a few words, and expressed to Lu Zhengxing the daily customs and habits of the alliance army Lu Zhengxing, then he understood.
When Lu Zheng walked to the middle of the hall, the music stopped abruptly, and this senior officer walked trembling and began to walk towards Lu Zheng is a complicated path of understanding, and when he really looked at this understanding, he felt that it was as uncomfortable as a hundred claws scratching his heart.
Some people's hands and feet are used in a peculiar rhythm, as if they want to grab or kick something in the air, and they feel very puzzled, what kind of etiquette is this, is it to exorcise demons for themselves?
It took a full twenty or thirty seconds for the four officers to leave, okay, I really can't remember such a cumbersome etiquette.
He remembered that Mu Qiong had told him that a special etiquette was followed by the right way, so he put this etiquette into practice.
This set of movements is very simple, that is, the right hand to the left front of the half circle, and then the left hand to the right front of the half circle, and then the two hands to the sides of the stretch, and then the hands tightly clasped up can be the road to the shape, I think this is the simplest etiquette, although he can't figure out what this understanding means, but he is doing it according to the cat at the moment.
For a while, the audience was thunderous, Lu Zhengxing almost thought that he had stabbed some hornet's nest, this time he saw from the eyes of all the officers and soldiers that piety was joy, madness and excitement.
Even the female officer beside him was full of tears of excitement and enthusiasm in his eyes, Lu Zhengxing felt that Mu Qiong was still very reliable to tell him that he was such a useful understanding, and he decided to build the soldiers of the alliance military more than a dozen times in the future, it seems that he is still very smart.
In fact, this action is very meaningful, as the so-called whole world, whether left or right, male or female, old or young, that is a family, should be ten fingers to the heart.
It is said that this etiquette was created by a person in the alliance military who was promoted from a soldier to a fleet commander, and he used this etiquette to show that although he had increased his rank, he was still the same as before, and he was as heart-to-heart as everyone else, and usually such etiquette would be performed in front of his subordinates who trusted him very much, and Lu Zhengxing was able to display such a courtesy after not having long contact with the officers and men of these 4 warships today, which is to tell the other party that he wants to recruit the other party, for the information of his subordinates, and will give these people better treatment and a better future.
Of course, the female officer thought that Lu Zhengxing understood the meaning of this, otherwise how could he show such a classic etiquette, and other people thought so, at first these people looked down on Lu Zhengxing in their hearts, after all, Lu Zhengxing came from the earth, from that wild planet, everyone always thought that Lu Zhengxing was just a native of the earth, because many people stood on the battleship and observed for a long time, and found that Lu Zhengxing was drilling around in the soil like a monkey.
Zhu Zhengting probably had the only outstanding performance was commanding those excavation sappers and making a lot of blasting movements, but Lu Zhengxing was very embarrassed, although he was wearing that luxurious coat, his hair was messy, and his face was full of that weird mud, so everyone still looked down on him.
But I didn't expect Lu Zhengxing to make such a move at the welcome ceremony. There is lethal etiquette, everyone knows that Lu Zhengxing's current identity is already the royal baron, plus his identity as the commander of the fleet, these people around him are just captains, and the difference between them and Lu Zhengxing is a full seven or eight levels. How can these people not be overjoyed to be supported by a boss and willing to recruit them as confidants?
As long as the bosses are promoted, they only have one radish and one pit subordinate, and the officials are naturally like dominoes, and they can be ranked one by one.
You must know that if an officer in the alliance army has been promoted, then the corresponding subordinates will be promoted, because once the rank is promoted, everyone will be promoted by one level, which is an earth-shattering thing, and Lu Zhengxing said so in front of the 4 captains, then for most officers and soldiers, everyone has the opportunity to be promoted, how can everyone not be happy?
In addition, there are many cameramen at the scene who are filming this grand scene on the road, but if you don't know all this, it looks like this scene is really funny, a person wearing a dusty tall army coat, unkempt, his hair has been scorched in some places, and his face is covered with all kinds of strange mud, and he looks like a person for three points and a ghost for seven points.
The officers around him polished their shoes one by one, their clothes were particularly neat, and their faces were solemn and solemn, which was very different from the dress of this commander, but the only thing that made people feel ridiculous was that these people did not dare to show any disrespect for Lu Zhengxing's situation, but they were very respectful.
After tossing for a full 40 minutes, the ceremony was finally finished, when Lu Zhengxing was about to leave, he didn't expect that every soldier came to him and saluted him one by one, which is really a bit like the pope of a certain religion, blessing his followers one by one, Lu Zhengxing looked at the more than 1,000 people, and it is estimated that more than 1,000 people can grow maggots on their bodies after tossing in front of them.
Liu Zhengxing called the female officer over and said a few words to him, Officer Yu loudly announced something to everyone, the soldiers were dead, but those officers did not disperse, they insisted on walking in line to earn money to accept this kind of play, he simply walked quickly in front of those people, blew over everyone like a wind, and patted everyone on the shoulder, of course, leaving not only the respect of the commander for his subordinates, but also the messy sludge on the hands of the commander.
Some of the soldiers have not yet left the field, they have seen this envy of God, they have never seen a superior officer with such a high level of cultivation, can be lightning fast, in front of nearly 200 officers flashed in front of nearly 200 officers, like a lightning tiger shadow, really let everyone look very admired.
The female officer didn't expect Lu Zhengxing's skills to be so good, she clapped her hands behind her, and for a while, all the officers in the entire venue applauded Lu Zhengxing, and Lu Zhengxing had no choice but to wave to express her gratitude to everyone......
When Lu Zhengxing finally successfully broke away from the front of nearly a thousand officers and soldiers, the female officer led Lu Zhengxing with a smile on her face. Came to the battleship, the largest suite.
After pushing open the door, he was stunned, where was this suite, he felt that even the conference rooms he had on Earth before were not as big as the living room of this suite.
The size of the recent suite is almost as large as what was just held. The hall where the welcome ceremony was held was on the right side, and he was obviously not very interested in this hall, and he wanted to go to the bathroom to take a shower and rest well.
The female officer seemed to understand what he meant, and said to him at a gate next to the origami, "This is the bathing place, but you will have to wait a little longer, because a lot of the equipment there must be adjusted before you can take a bath." ”
Hearing the female officer say this, he finally put his mind at ease, after all, as long as he doesn't have any more welcome ceremonies, he is very worried that there will be a lot of service staff here who will also have such a welcome ceremony, so don't do anything today, just wait to see others play monkeys.
This time the waiting time is not very long, it is enough to travel for twenty or thirty minutes, and I don't understand how much equipment needs to be debugged in such a bathroom.
All you need is a shower head, and you can just flush yourself.
Lu Zhengxing stood at the door and looked through, he really hoped that the female officer would come out as soon as possible, but when the door opened, it was not the female officer who came out, which made Lu Zhengxing feel a little surprised.
What came out was a woman with her hair coiled up high, and she was wearing a suit. The swimsuit is made of extremely thin and soft fabric, the swimsuit is red, and there are many strange patterns on it, so it is not very revealing, but it sets off the woman's body extremely gracefully.
The woman's appearance is very beautiful, and his gait is also very elegant, and for a while, coupled with the mist and smoke that blows out of it, it feels like a fairy descending to the mortal world in a trance.
Lu Zhengxing must be a man, although he is now in a high position, but when he sees such a woman, he still can't stand to take a second look, of course, he looks at it for a long time, a full 10 seconds, but he is embarrassed to see the woman.
The woman bowed and said, "I'm your assistant Sphincchia, now that the equipment inside has been debugged, I'll take you in!" ”
This turned out to be the female officer Lu Zhengxing just now, and then I understood the taste, but I went to take a bath by myself, and I went to take a bath by a big man, why do you want this female assistant to do it, is it to observe yourself taking a bath?
When he was in the solar system, Mu Qiong once told Lu Zhengxing that some strange customs in the alliance army, different fleets have different rules and habits, Lu Zhengxing thought that this was probably the habit of this fleet, but this habit seems to be a bit excessive, right?
I don't think there's anything out of the ordinary, at least not at all. Messing with the relationship between men and women, because his female assistant is still wearing clothes, but when she goes in to bathe for a while, do you have to wear clothes too? This question still gives Lu Zhengxing a headache, and it is too difficult to take a shower in clothes.
But this kind of doubt could not be raised, and this road was a little strong for a while, and the coccyx seemed extremely cramped.
When the access center showed crampedness and embarrassment, the female officer's heart was steady.
If he can win such a position as a female assistant this time, he will defeat many competitors.
And he learned from many aspects that the fleet commanders in the alliance army are usually some very perverted guys, and they are female assistants, and the torture they endure is not 1:30 o'clock, but others tell him that Lu Zhengxing is from the earth, and it is estimated that it is not so bad, and Lu Zhengxing is young. That aspect wouldn't be too bad, so he didn't have to suffer too much.
Sphincia. Knowing that he couldn't wear so many clothes when he accompanied the commander to take a bath according to the rules, but he was really scared, after all, this was his first time as an assistant, and he felt that he was in a formation all the way, and he was so powerful just now, so it was better for him to keep a low profile and take more precautions.
The embarrassment and crampedness that the manna formation showed just now made him feel happy in his heart, it seems that this road is really not bad, because he understands one, but everyone knows. The embarrassed chief shows that this chief still has some etiquette and shame in his heart.
As long as the chief has a bottom line in his heart and knows etiquette, then his life will be better and he will not suffer too much, so he generously pulled Lu Zhengxing into the bathing room.
There is a mist in it, the fragrance is overflowing, there is the sound of gurgling water, there are even green plants, and more importantly, with the entrance of the road, the warm wind blows slowly, and there is soft music, which sounds from all directions I don't know where.
This reminded Lu Zhengxing of the ancient poem on the earth, the warm breeze made the tourists drunk, and only took Hangzhou as Bianzhou.
Lu Zhengxing once heard a word called gentle and rich incense, he felt that the last box should be changed to jade, that is, gentle and rich, so this fluttering is a fairyland, no need to take a bath, standing here for a while is already very comfortable.
Assistant Sphincchia introduced Lu Zhengxing into the first mist pool, and at first Lu Zhengxing thought it was who was inside, but later found out that it was actually using various perfumes. Fountains composed of a group of fountains, these bay leaves are sprayed into an extremely light mist, plus. The heating of the equipment is warm, and it is very comfortable to blow on the body.
Just when Lu Zhengxing was enjoying himself, the female assistant had already begun to help the center take off her coat, so Lu Zhengxing was very nervous, this kind of thing would be good for himself, so he said to the female assistant: "Okay, I still know how to take off my clothes, you don't have to worry about it, you can go somewhere else to rest and rest." ”
Men and women do not kiss, this is the etiquette that people on the earth basically understand, after all, in this kind of place in the bathhouse, there is a woman standing next to a big man taking a bath, so what's going on?