Chapter 254: Vigorously began to doubt life!

"That'...... Listen up! ”

Seeing that Zhuge Dali was going to challenge the ultimate survival desire test question, Su Chen also showed a wicked smile.

He also wants to see what kind of mood the top student will be in when he can't answer the question!

"If one day, we break up, what will you do?"

"Break up?"

Hearing this question, Zhuge Dali frowned unconsciously and said: "If I break up with you, I will make an assessment of myself according to my performance, analyze and summarize the shortcomings of this relationship, and then learn a lesson and make adequate preparations for the next time......"

“……”

Su Chen was silent, should he say that he deserved to be his girlfriend.

When ordinary girls hear this kind of question, they shouldn't all say, "Huh, how can people break up with you?" Or "What, you're going to break up with your mother, don't you want to get better?" I'll squirt you to death with a sip of salt soda! ”

"Well, am I getting this answer right?"

Zhuge said vigorously.

"I'm sorry, I answered incorrectly, the correct answer is: you are so good, how could we break up!"

Su Chen also smiled bitterly: "Guoguo, these questions are all asked to the man from the perspective of a woman, if you really want to answer, you have to answer from the man's standpoint." ”

"I know, next question!"

"Please listen, if one day, your girlfriend asks you that I met your ex-girlfriend when I was buying medicine today, how would you answer?"

"I don't have any contact with my ex-girlfriend!"

After a moment of silence, Zhuge Dali also gave this answer: "This time, it should be right, right?" ”

"Wrong!"

Su Chen shook his head and said expressionlessly: "You should ask rhetorically, my dear, where are you uncomfortable?" ”

"Poof—"

There is no doubt that after hearing this answer, Zhuge Dali was almost stupid, and said indignantly: "This question bank is made up by those people on the Internet, who would test their boyfriend like this?" ”

After all, she and Su Chen have been in love for three months, in addition to shopping, eating, watching movies, and going to amusement parks...... These are outside of the activities between normal couples.

Never asked, such an anti-human question!

"Perhaps......"

Su Chen also touched his nose with some uncertainty, and said quietly: "I heard Ziqiao say that once when Yifei called Zeng Xiaoxian, he asked Teacher Zeng like this......"

"Zeng Xiaoxian, aren't the new interns beautiful?"

"What did Mr. Zeng say?"

"Ahem......"

But seeing that Su Chen also showed a touch of unnaturalness, he learned Zeng Xiaoxian's cheap tone and said: "Teacher Zeng replied: 'Xiao Feifei, whoever compares to you is more beautiful than you!'" Whoever you compare with, you are beautiful! ’”

"Therefore, Mr. Zeng has been able to survive until now thanks to his tenacious desire to survive!"

“……”

Zhuge was silent again and began to doubt his life.

Even a strong female man like Hu Yifei, a female doctor, and a university professor, will ask such questions when she and her husband are on the phone.

Could it be that this test of survival desire is real?

I just didn't know it before!

"Go on!"

"Listen up, if one day, your girlfriend asks you, 'Do you see my pants wrinkled?' How do you answer? ”

"Trousers pleats...... Should you say, your legs are so thin? ”

"The answer is not accurate enough!"

But seeing that Su Chen also had a strange look on his face, he said word by word: "The correct answer should be, dear, congratulations, you have lost weight!" ”

Zhuge Dali: "??? ”

With her IQ of more than 180, the level of graduate students, and twenty years of life experience, she couldn't have imagined that the answer would be like this!

It's simply ...... It's harder than a brain teaser!

"For example, if your girlfriend is wearing a new dress and says she has a stomachache, how do you answer?"

didn't give Zhuge a chance to continue to reflect, Su Chen threw out another question.

"Stomach ache?"

When Zhuge vigorously heard this, he also frowned, and just wanted to analyze this question from a medical point of view, but he suddenly thought of the lesson of the previous question, and said tentatively: "Stomach pain is not the point, the answer should be related to clothes, right......?"

"It can be understood like this!"

"That'...... Should you praise her for fitting her clothes? ”

"That's not right!"

"Praise her for her beautiful clothes!"

"That's not right!"

"Clothes are the direction, but not the point!"

Su Chen also shook his head and patiently reminded: "Do you think, why is she complaining to you in a new dress?" ”

"Think about it again, why did she say her stomach hurts, but her expression is not painful?"

"Ah......h

Zhuge Dali also showed a look of embarrassment.

This kind of topic is obviously beyond the scope of her knowledge!

"Well, I'll throw in the towel!"

"Tell me, what's the correct answer?"

"The correct answer is that she wants to show off that she doesn't have a belly, so this dress fits!"

Su Chen said quietly.

？？？

Zhuge Dali at this moment is also full of question marks.

Why can she understand every word of this sentence, and when it is connected together, it seems to have become a knowledge point that has never been learned?

Not to mention understanding and analyzing, I don't even dare to think about it!

"Okay......"

Seeing that Zhuge Dali was also blinded and began to doubt life, Su Chen hurriedly hugged her in his arms, and comforted her with some distress: "These topics are actually mainly spoofs and brain teasers...... So, let's forget about it. ”

"But ......"

When Zhuge vigorously heard this, he regained a little bit of vigor, and said with some grievances: "This is the first time in my history that I have scored zero in the exam." ”

"Poof—"

Not to mention anything else, this aggrieved expression like a little hamster who had been robbed of snacks made Su Chen suddenly couldn't help laughing.

"I can't see it, Guoguo, you still have obsessive-compulsive disorder?"

"It's all your fault!"

"Okay, okay, blame me, blame me, I'll go back and delete the question bank that Ziqiao sent me, okay?"

Su Chen also hurriedly said.

"Then I promise not to ask you such anti-human questions in the future."

Zhuge said vigorously.

"So, do I have to thank you?"

The corners of his mouth hooked, and Su Chen also smiled lightly.

"Well, how are you going to thank me?"

"You close your eyes."

"Good!"

When Zhuge vigorously heard this, he also closed his eyes, as if he was expecting something.

In the next second, a familiar and warm breath approached.

"Whew-"

Zhuge Dali also subconsciously opened his eyes, as if asking, is this the thank you gift in your mouth?

Of course......

This question is destined to go unanswered.

In the night, a young couple snuggled together, hugged each other, and kissed as if no one was around.

But this scene is something that no one can appreciate.