Chapter 331: Deed of Sale
After reading this so-called agreement, Lu Zhengxing fully understood what it meant to be shameless, he felt that there was nothing reliable in this agreement, maybe except for the name of the woman in white who was more objective, the rest of the agreement was simply a shameless pit one after another.
The general logic of this agreement is this, because Lu Zhengxing drove into the woman in white, causing indelible damage to the woman's body and mind.
Therefore, in the long and endless life after that, Lu Zhengxing must make all the compensation he can for this woman.
Food, clothing, housing and transportation are naturally not a problem, the most bizarre thing, some of the content actually requires Lu Zhengxing, every day to ensure that the white feather woman is happy for more than 5 hours, what kind of strange rule is this Lu Zhengxing feels that he is happy for no more than an hour every day, how can he guarantee that this guy can be happy for 5 hours?
I really think the best way is to find an iron rod to knock the woman in white in front of her unconscious, and directly knock her into two fools, so that the fool is happy and stupid and happy all day long, this is probably the only way.
But he was surprised to find that his plan could not be carried out at all, because the man in black and the other monitors would be around to monitor all the time, and he obviously had no chance to break up.
At this moment, the road was on the right track, and I saw that the woman's lips were closed, and her teeth were clenched.
As much as possible to make her posture look graceful, she showed a very decent smile.
Seeing that Lu Zhengxing's fire was about to be sent out, the man in black pulled Lu Zhengxing over, and whispered to Lu Zhengxing: "Our female envoy has a very high status with us, and no one dares to offend him except for the Lord Juggernaut, so this is also a matter of no choice, you can't just consider your own feelings, you have to consider the peace of everyone in your world, so I suggest you go from it." ”
Lu Zhengxing nodded, he naturally understood the current situation, Her Majesty the Empress couldn't afford to provoke others He was just a native of the earth, and when he first arrived, the Interstellar Alliance did not have any foundation to confront such a powerful invader, it was simply a mantis arm blocking the car.
Before signing an agreement, Lu Zhengxing asked a very clear question: "Is your name really Wo Aini?" ”
The man in black next to him couldn't listen anymore, he turned his head sideways and was obviously snickering, and the woman looked at Lu Zhengxing with an innocent face: "I didn't hear what you said." ”
He bowed his head in pain, picked up his pen and signed his name, fell in love with his own handprint, and then he turned to Topher and Martin and said to get in the car.
The woman also pretended to sign the agreement, and took out an agreement to give to Lu Zhengxing, and Lu Zhengxing said helplessly: "I believe in you, there is no need to keep the agreement." ”
He handed over the two agreements to the man in black, and said that he said that he would say that he would say that he would give the two agreements to the man in black, and even said to the man in black in front of Lu Zhengxing: "Great, he doesn't leave a foundation, we can fill in whatever we want when we go back." ”
Five thunderbolts hit him, and he hurriedly jumped out of the car, and the agreement stuffed himself. In the pocket of the close-fitting body, and then fled back to the car, the scream of the woman in white came from behind, and the man in black also covered his mouth and couldn't help laughing, obviously he was also happy.
Martin looked at Lu Zhengxing with envy and said: "Young is good, so many beauties are not comfortable to look at you, even my old man feels very happy when he looks at it." ”
Tuotie looked at it carefully, looking at the right side of the road, looking left and right, looking at the road being right, straight hair, he was wondering if Tuo Tie had changed his orientation, or had become a nymphomaniac or something.
In the end, Tuotie sighed and said, "I really can't see that you are different from ordinary people, but why do you like girls like this?" Do you have any tips to teach me? ”
Before Lu Zhengxing could answer, the woman in white also jumped into the car, and of course the man in black followed.
The woman was very happy to hear Tuotie's question, she squeezed Lu Zhengxing and sat down, and then said to Tuotie, "Didn't you notice? His eyebrows are black......"
Tuotie was speechless, and finally couldn't help but say: "Then the eyes and eyebrows of me and Ma are also black." ”
The woman let out a coquettish snort from her throat: "That's not the same, he's so black and different from you." ”
If she doesn't go to the side to hide, the woman will rush forward and be helpless, the car is so big, but it won't be so crowded, is it necessary to be so tight with herself? After all, men and women do not kiss.
Tuotie pretended to snort in his throat: "Oh, what kind of black it is!" ”
Besides, since he had a wife recently, he has indeed lived a lot, and his imitation in this life is vivid, even the woman in white has been fighting, and there is laughter in the car, only Lu Zhengxing can't laugh.
The woman in white looked at Lu Zhengxing and said with some puzzlement: "Isn't what he said ridiculous?" Why don't you laugh? ”
Lu Zhengxing smiled very reluctantly, but his smile was even uglier than crying, and looking at his crying expression, the others laughed again.
The woman flipped out the agreement, looked at the agreement and said: "It doesn't seem to stipulate that you have to laugh a few times a day, but you can't keep a face all day long, this is too affecting the view, can we add this article?" ”
Genuinely painful, he banged his head against the carriage and muttered softly: "Let me die, let me die." ”
The woman hurriedly stopped Lu Zhengxing and said to Lu Zhengxing: "If you want to hit me, how can I live if you die?" You're going to be responsible for me for the rest of your life! ”
There was laughter again in the car, and Martin couldn't even care about driving, so he simply stopped the car and covered his stomach, leaning back and laughing.
People thought it was really funny, he had never had so many laughs in his previous life, and he suddenly felt that this mission with the female messenger was really interesting.
But it is not a way for the car to go forward and consume it like this, the black-clothed messenger sent a command to the outside, and suddenly the car was pulled by those black flying machines, the beam was taken off, and it drove forward from the ground extremely smoothly.
At this scene, Martin turned off the car directly, and he also sat in the back of the carriage, watching the road and sitting with the woman, expecting them to make some new jokes.
Lu Zhengxing, his mouth was tight, his face was tied, he didn't say a word, he was very painful, he didn't know how to live in the future, how did he establish Duffyer? She keeps walking all kinds of strange peach blossom luck, will Duffel collapse with herself?
Fortunately, Liduffel had returned to the Royal Academy a few days ago, otherwise if he had encountered all this today, I really don't know what kind of trouble would have happened.
What I was currently worried about was mentioned by the woman in white: "Why don't you see Sister Lida Fei'er?" I miss her so much. ”
The remaining three men in the car were all fixed, looking at Lu Zhengxing, they wanted to see how Lu Zhengxing would reply, this strange question.
Lu Zhengxing muttered helplessly: "I also want to see him, but I feel a little sorry for her." ”
The woman in white asked Lu Zhengxing with an innocent and puzzled face: "I just want to think about it, why are I scared again?" Did you do something sorry for him, or else come and tell me about it, and I'll help you persuade her? ”
He was a little dumbfounded, he stared at the woman in white fixedly, he wanted to see if this little girl was deliberately playing with herself.
The woman in white obviously misunderstood Lu Zhengxing's intentions, he was very happy to see Lu Zhengxing looking at him, he immediately straightened his hair, put on a very beautiful posture, and the corners of his mouth were upturned, looking really moving.
Lu Zhengxing looked at her steadily, and the woman was putting on a show there, and the three men next to her kept snickering when they saw such a funny scene.
Lu Zhengxing sighed and was about to lower his head, but the woman said, "Do I want to dance for you, I dance beautifully." ”
Hearing this, the other three people hurriedly nodded, indicating that they agreed with the woman's statement very much, but the road was right, but she didn't nod, and the woman said to everyone helplessly: "You see that he doesn't like to watch me, so I have to stop jumping, because I'm not happy because he's not happy." ”
Lu Zhengxing finally couldn't help but say: "You're a comic, haven't you ever learned cross talk before, are you like this?" So boring. ”
There is nothing to do in the world, the road of mediocrity disturbing himself is right, there is nothing big to do, as long as he keeps his mouth shut, Bai Yun Yuzi has no way to make peace with him, but after Lu Zhengxing said this, the white feather woman suddenly came to her senses.
I'm not afraid that you will reject me thousands of miles away, I am afraid that you will not speak, as long as you dare to speak, as long as there is communication sticking to you, it is a matter of minutes.
The woman in white immediately pretended to be innocent, and she said to Lu Zhengxing in an extremely gentle and sassy voice: "Brother Lu, tell people what teasing is, and what is cross talk, okay?" Please! ”
There is a kind of thing in the world called sweet and greasy, and there is a thing in the world called delicate and pretentious, sweet, greasy, delicate and contrived, but under the innocent expression of the woman in white, everything is so integrated, and the innocence naturally makes Tuo Tie and others see it. It's a very dangerous beast, and even the man in black is thinking at the moment, if he changes to the right way, then maybe it must feel great.
Since ancient times, heroes have been sad, the beauty is off the road, and the Zhengxing section is not a hero, it's hard to say, but this beauty is ambiguous about this beauty, and she always makes way to go right, and her little heart begins to flutter and jump.
Lu Zhengxing's shy face was red, and he dodged to the side, because while talking to the woman, Bai and the woman were trying to lean on Lu Zhengxing's body, and his chin was almost touching Lu Zhengxing's nose.
In Western movies, when the noses and eyes of the male and female protagonists are very close, the next scene will naturally happen. Some kind of special biological instinct, two people will stir each other's saliva in a special way.
In order to avoid this, she lowered her head deeply, and the woman in white thought it was funny, because in their world, men have always been active and women passive, and at this moment he was so active that it had such an effect, which made him feel very funny, which further encouraged him.
Martin is old, looking at everything as a play, I think it's quite funny, the man in black is in the prime of life, looking at this scene, I only feel that the blood is gushing up, and I almost have a nosebleed.
I am afraid that the deferent will have a similar reaction, but the pharyngitis of the deferred iron is very serious, and I keep coughing.
The man in black didn't dare to look down anymore, after all, he was accompanying the female envoy, and if he looked at it again, he would become a dedicated and enthusiastic concern, and it was estimated that the female history would definitely settle accounts with him in the end, so he had to turn his head sideways and look out the window. The boring and monotonous scenery is reminiscing about the scene in front of me just now, an extremely spring-like scene.
Since the truck was dragged by the black flying enabling towing beam, there was no noise, so at this time, there was no sound in the cabin, and it was definitely audible when a needle dropped, except for the increasingly heavy breathing of Lu Zhengxing and others.
The woman in white was obviously very proud, because he had successfully used his aura to conquer the man in the car, and it was something to be proud of for a man to defeat the enemy and defeat all the opponents in the world. And for a woman, it is enough for him to beat the best man in the world.
You're the one who is now somewhat smug and he's like a success. The lion, who knew the baby goat, stepped on it with his paws. His prey looked at the others with fierce eyes, of course the others here were the other three men, under his triumphant and domineering life, Tortemartin also turned his head, he had seen shameless, he had never seen such shameless them, he didn't know what to say.
I really feel embarrassed today, I was so embarrassed by such a little girl, and I couldn't fight back. So Lu Zheng flew out of the small window of the carriage with a whoosh, and he made this move too quickly, and he clearly saw that the white and the woman opened their mouths wide, and their tongues almost spit out, and they were surprised to see Lu Zhengxing shoot out like an arrow.
By the time the Baiyun woman screamed, Lu Zhengxing had long since disappeared.
Tuotie then looked at the woman in white with interest, and the woman in white looked at the man in black with an angry face: "What are you doing, you let him run away like this." ”
Although he is a man, what can he do? The official level crushed people to death, not to mention the female messenger in front of him who no one dared to provoke, so he flew out of his hole without saying a word, but the posture in which he flew out in a hurry was not so wonderful, so the white feather woman couldn't help but glance at the mouth of the person who was more popular than the dead, and looked at the people who were walking on the right road, and the posture of carrying out the window was so handsome.
The woman leaned on the window and looked out, she wanted to know where Lu Zhengxing had jumped, where Lu Zhengxing could jump, and Lu Zhengxing had jumped out of the window and his body had fallen on the roof of the carriage.
After a person jumped out, he also saw Lu Zhengxing, he stepped on the ground, his vision was fluttering, and he landed next to Lu Zhengxing, with a wry smile.
Seeing that the man in black followed him, Lu Zhengxing ignored his eyes, nose, nose and mouth, and simply sat on the roof of the car and sat up.
The woman in white couldn't see it, and Lu Zhengxing couldn't help but panic a little, so she shouted outward: "Did you chase it?" Where did he go? ”
The man in black said casually: "Your Excellency, he was scared away by you, and he is hiding on the roof of the car now." ”
To be honest, Tuotie and Martin didn't have a good taste in their hearts, but they were in a gang, and a big man was forced out by a woman, which was a bit too overlapping, but the woman in white was obviously happy.
She delicately shouted from outside, "Pull me up too, I want to sit on the roof of the car too." ”
Tuotie and Martin glanced at each other, and indeed there is a saying in the Interstellar Alliance that men chase women across the mountain, and women chase men across the paper, but now that this woman is chasing Lu Zhengxing, she has reached this level, I don't know if Mr. Lu Zhengxing can bear it?
Tautetsu and Martin looked at each other and smiled, silent.
People are not romantic teenagers, so sometimes some things are really strange, young Meng Lang.
Thinking about it carefully, he sat on the roof of the car again and again, obviously he couldn't escape the disaster, so he remembered the internal art of war on the earth, the art of war written by a great man not thousands of years ago, and there was a sentence called 36 strategies to go for the upper plan, so when the woman in white just got out of the window, Lu Zheng, Xingyu left the arrow of Xuan, and ran wildly into the distance, and the direction he went was the direction of the Royal Academy.
The woman in the Japanese clothes was furious and said to the man in black: "Don't chase it yet." ”
Looking at the road where he had escaped almost without a trace, the pedestrian shook his head with a wry smile and said, "Lord Messenger, I can't catch up with him." ”
When the man in black was trying to hoist the aircraft and go straight to the road, the woman in white suddenly waved her hand and whispered, "Forget it." ”
The man in black wiped his forehead, and finally he could rest for a while, so he didn't have to toss, but the white jade woman suddenly asked, "Do you think she is a little afraid of me?" ”
There are some things that can be said and some things that cannot be said, the man in black is now just a subordinate of the woman in white, he said that I am a best friend, so I can naturally make some self-speeches, but he does not have the courage to put himself in the perspective of his best friend to answer the culture of the woman in white, he can only bow his head and remain indifferent.
The woman in white looked at the vanished one in the distance. The black dots that were getting farther and farther away, the corners of his eyes were slightly raised, and then he smiled, and the man in black saw his boss's smile with the rest of his eyes, and he felt that this smile could be described in one word, that is, "cheap".
People have taken you away, people have run away, but you feel good about yourself and think that people are afraid of you because people have ghosts in their hearts, because people are in love with you, and the man in black really disagrees with this kind of thinking, but he doesn't dare to say it, unless he is tired of life.
The woman ordered to speed up and rush to the Royal Academy as soon as possible.
The wishful thinking in the woman's heart is like this, although Lu Zhengxing ran away at this time, but the monk can't run the temple, the planet is already under control, and Lu Zhengxing has not crossed the cultivation, where can he run? As long as he can't run everything, there is a chance, everything is in time.
Looking into the distance, looking at the direction in which Lu Zhengxing disappeared, the woman showed an extremely confident smile, and she glanced at the man in black next to her with some dissatisfaction.
The man in black couldn't help but shudder, he felt that this look seemed to be very sharp, with some content that he didn't appreciate so much, the black man felt very wronged, and he didn't seem to have done anything wrong.