Chapter 297: A good girl has become a little sister

The idea of the program team is naturally that Wu Ruobing opens and Lin Li closes, so that there is something to watch.

There was applause at the scene, and Wu Ruobing walked from the sofa in the guest seat to the middle of the venue.

The background music is "Sweet and Sour is Me".

The applause is even more enthusiastic, many people haven't seen the scene of Wu Ruobing and Lin Li's interaction for a long time, and they can't wait to see Wu Ruobing complaining about Lin Li.

"Hello everyone, I'm Wu Ruobing."

Wu Ruobing looked around, looked panicked, and said, "It's the first time I've participated in the Tucao show, and I'm a little nervous......"

Many people at the bottom knew that Wu Ruobing was scolded by Pan Ke for saying such a sentence in the audition of "Super Voice" for the first time, at this time Wu Ruobing said such a sentence, the audience all laughed, and some people followed Pan Ke's example and shouted: "Then go home!" ”

As a result, the scene was even more enjoyable.

This is also a bridge arranged by the program team, Wu Ruobing did not panic at all, but smiled.

"Yes, I participated in that talent show because I said this sentence and then ......"

Wu Ruobing's words changed and said, "Then there will be no chance to speak again!" ”

The audience couldn't stop laughing.

"Let's talk first...... Li Shuai, Li Shuai, I didn't know before, but one day when I walked into the elevator, I suddenly saw a fat-headed, big-eared and eyeless strange person popping up in the advertising screen of the elevator, and asked me to take wedding photos, I got off the elevator at that time, and I don't know what the advertiser thinks, if you find such a spokesperson, I won't wait for the last advertiser's logo to come out and leave. ”

Li Shuai has endorsed an advertisement for wedding photography, mainly placed on the elevator billboard of the office building, and in the advertisement before the on-demand broadcast of the program "Tucao Pie", most people who watch this show and work in the office building have seen this advertisement.

Li Shuai according to his appearance, although it is not unsightly, but if it weren't for some fame brought by "Tucao Pie", he would be placed among ordinary people, and no one would look at him more, and it is really unacceptable for him to endorse wedding dress advertisements with such an image.

Wu Ruobing's complaint expressed everyone's thoughts, and everyone applauded.

"Well, here's this...... Teacher Cai Wenli. I met with Teacher Cai backstage today, I went up to say hello to her, I said Teacher Cai, she looked at me and asked......" Wu Ruobing imitated the old man's appearance and Cai Wenli's tone, "Who are you?" I said I'm Wu Ruobing, she sighed, and after a while, asked me, do we know each other. ”

Cai Wenli is only in her 50s, but she is the oldest of all, so Wu Ruobing joked about her age.

Wu Ruobing's imitation was very interesting, and described Cai Wenli as a forgetful old man, which couldn't help but make the audience laugh again.

"Although Teacher Cai Wenli doesn't remember me, but I can't forget her, when I was participating in the competition, Teacher Cai Wenli told me privately, saying that I sing very well, and I will definitely be popular in the future, and then ...... Everybody saw it...... I'm already cold! ”

The audience at the scene not only ridiculed Cai Wenli but also blackened herself, and they all smiled.

"Later, I learned that Teacher Cai Wenli said in previous seasons that Yu Ying, Huang Wei, and Xu Yajie would ......be popular."

Wu Ruobing made a very helpless expression, and everyone laughed along, the reason is very simple, they are not loyal fans of "The Voice", and they have never heard the names of these people at all, so it can be said that it can't be colder anymore.

"Hey, I thought that Teacher Cai Wenli had read countless people, and if he said that I would be popular, I would definitely be popular...... It seems that I am really too simple. ”

"Chiko."

Wu Ruobing said and looked at Chi Zi: "I at least saw Li Shuai's advertisement before I came, but Chi Zi ...... I really don't know him, but when I saw him, I was attracted to him because he was ......."

Wu Ruobing picked up his hands as if he had no place to put them, and wiped them on his body: "People's dreadlocks are personality, your dreadlocks are really dirty!" ”

The guests at the scene all laughed back and forth, and the scene was also thunderous applause.

"Bi Xuan."

Wu Ruobing thought for a while and said, "Who the is this!" ”

The people in the program team deliberately added this sentence to Wu Ruobing's lines, just to create a sense of contrast, obviously, the effect is very good, after Wu Ruobing finished speaking, the scene screamed.

Wu Ruobing was also a little embarrassed after saying this, and looked at Lin Li with a smile.

After a while, Wu Ruobing put away his smile, straightened up and continued: "Later, I learned that he was a director, and I immediately changed my opinion, thinking that he was amazing, but someone immediately told me that he was the director of "Dream of Showbiz". ”

Wu Ruobing's face changed instantly, and he looked disgusted: "Phew! ”

The scene was screaming again, and Wu Ruobing scolded people.

There's no way, it's rare for a good girl to become a little sister, and everyone likes this contrast.

"Satan." Wu Ruobing finished reading the name and took a deep breath, "Okay, I finally recognize it, I'm really cold enough to only be on the show with these people whose names I've never heard before!" ”

Wu Ruobing has blackened everyone from the black, and this kind of complaint has won everyone's applause.

Host Zhang Shaokun...... I really grew up watching your show. ”

Zhang Shaokun is the oldest person present besides Cai Wenli, but he is actually in his early forties.

"Mr. Zhang was a host on CCTV in the early years, and he had some fame, which everyone knows, but then he disappeared, I thought you were gone......"

The crowd burst into laughter.

"It wasn't until today that I found out that Mr. Zhang had come here, hey, you might as well be gone."

The laughter of everyone at the scene was deafening, and Wu Ruobing was given warm applause.

"What's even more pitiful is that I heard that Mr. Zhang's appearance fee is not as much as mine, Mr. Zhang, you are embarrassed to say that I am cold, if I am cold, you are probably a freezer."

Zhang Shaokun listened to the hand card and desperately fanned himself to get angry, and the audience was coaxing and clapping their hands vigorously.

"Last ......"

Wu Ruobing turned his face to Lin Li, and before he could speak, the scene was full of cheers.

"Lined ......"

Wu Ruobing chewed Lin Li's name and said: "Everyone knows that Lin Li went to participate in "Super Voice" and I pulled him to go, people who don't know think that I was afraid to pull him to accompany him, but in fact, you are all wrong, I pulled Lin Li, that is, I knew that he would be a blockbuster, I said to him, you sing very well, and you will definitely be popular in the future......"

In this sentence, Wu Ruobing learned from Cai Wenli's appearance again, and everyone remembered that Cai Wenli also said this to Wu Ruobing.

"It turns out that I see people better than Teacher Cai Wenli!"

Hilarious laughter.

Applause.

"The program team invited me to come, just thinking that I would break the news about Lin Li's ugly things when he was a child, and I refused with righteous words at the time, I said that I would not tell Lin Li to cry when he saw a dog when he was a child!"

Everyone laughed when they heard this, they didn't expect Lin Li, a person who was not afraid of heaven and earth, to be afraid of dogs when he was a child.

"Lin Li, this person, very smart, very talented musically, one day he suddenly told me to learn a new instrument to play me, I was very moved, but a few days later, he played a requiem with suona for me......"

The audience laughed insolently.

"Everyone must think that he is a straight man of steel, but ......" Wu Rubing thought for a while, looked at Lin Li, and said with a smile, "This guy actually went behind my back to learn makeup, and my makeup today was made by him under the guidance of the makeup artist, right, but my makeup is women's makeup, how can you understand it like that?" Do you also make yourself at home on weekdays? ”

This article is not from the script, it was added by Wu Ruobing temporarily, and everyone was stunned when they heard it, Lin Li actually knew how to wear women's makeup!

The audience looked at Lin Li, but Lin Li didn't feel embarrassed at all, but just looked at Wu Ruobing very calmly.

"I think my relationship with him will soon change from a childhood sweetheart to a best friend, so don't spread the scandal between me and Lin Li in the future, okay?"

"Thank you, I'm Wu Ruobing."

Wu Ruobing showed a sweet smile and bowed to the audience.

Wu Ruobing finally said that he and Lin Li were going to become best friends, and the meaning of these words was obviously complaining that Lin Li wanted to be a girl, but everyone also knew that the words on "Tucao Pie" only listened to three points, and after being slightly stunned, they applauded and screamed.

"This issue started well, it's okay to complain!"

"Haha, Wu Ruobing is so cute."

"I like to see Wu Ruobing complaining the most."

"I'm looking forward to how Lin Li complains about Wu Ruobing."

"Wu Ruobing must come often in the future!"

"I haven't seen enough!"

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