Chapter 315: You're cheap!
Ding Xiaoyi paused for a moment, but his expression did not change, as if he pretended not to hear, and invited the old woman to enter the door.
Actually, don't use this gelding donkey nonsense, you should understand when you think about it.
People who can walk freely in the netherworld, whether it is a bad old man, Bai Chubby, or Xie Qi Fan Ba.
None of them will be fuel-efficient lamps.
But he has a fearless mentality, not Meng Lang, but very well that he has the capital.
No matter who the old woman was, he didn't care about it.
Even the bad old man and the white fat have to abide by the rules, and even if the old woman is really the reincarnation of the disaster star, she can't help herself.
"Money, young man, you have to make up for your bones."
The old woman glanced at the uneaten money meat on the plate, and glanced at the spring dragon who had just been castrated on the side.
The playful eyes are like discovering something interesting.
"Look at the, I haven't seen it!"
Sensing the old woman's playful eyes, Chunlong's head was eager to find a crack in the ground for a while.
"Uh-uh......"
Ding Xiaoyi was embarrassed, I didn't expect the old woman to say it so directly.
Although it was just a dish, the old woman said so......
A kind of relatives at home came and found that the Viagra box placed at the head of the bed was like a feeling spontaneously.
Hurriedly waved his hand and asked Chen Lao to put away the plate.
The old woman didn't look at all about this, and looked at Ding Xiaoyi between her eyebrows, and her expression was even more kind.
"I haven't asked for advice, what should you call it?"
After all, he has been with the bad old man and Bai Chubby for a long time, and Ding Xiaoyi is not the ignorant rookie now, so he quickly recovered his mood and asked unhurriedly.
"Make you polite, old body Meng Niang, if you don't dislike it, just call the old body Granny Meng."
"Meng Po?"
Ding Xiaoyi raised his eyebrows, of course he was quite familiar with Meng Po.
It's written in the storybooks of the Alliance.
Anxious for justice and righteousness, willing to be kind and charitable, people in order to commemorate her, so there is a dish called Meng Po soup.
But the last time I was in Chai's house, when I met Chai Rong, Chai Rong didn't seem to be satisfied with this story.
Moreover, the matter of the Chai family last time seemed to be faintly related to Meng Po.
Ding Xiaoyi was in a burst of cranky thoughts.
But I saw Meng Po, who was already looking around, and looked at the new firewood house in front of her with great interest.
"It's rare, here, there is a leisurely and pure place, so that you are blessed!"
"Doom...... My mother-in-law can call me Xiaoyi, and I'm not a gentleman. ”
For Meng Po to speak one by one, he listened very twistedly, and remembered that Xie Qi and Fan Ba always called themselves like this last time.
As if seeing Ding Xiaoyi's depression, Meng Po waved her hand: "Under the secluded mountain, it is not the land of the Hades King's thick soil, even if anyone can have an inch of land, it is the king, not to mention ......"
"Ground? Your family's?? ”
The donkey on the side listened carefully, and their eyes rolled around, as if they had heard something really big.
Ding Xiaoyi ignored the stupid donkey and waited for Meng Po to continue.
However, speaking of this, Meng Po seemed to remember something, and simply waved her hand: "That's it, it's up to you, I call you Xiaoyi, you call me mother-in-law, counting, we are not outsiders." ”
"The old man came today to return a favor for Chai Rong."
"Chai Rong!"
His heart moved, and the face of Chai Rong appeared in his mind, the girl who smiled sweetly, nephrite was warm and fragrant, and he was thinking about it in his heart, when he suddenly felt a hot tingling sensation in his arm.
Looking down, the expression on her face suddenly became weird, and sure enough, the bite of the wild woman didn't seem to be just a mark.
I just remembered Chai Rong's appearance, and this mark stinged.
In contrast, if a wild woman could be as gentle as Chai Rong, she would be able to wake up with a smile even if she was dreaming.
Meng Po glanced at his arm, her face suddenly turned a little cold, and continued: "Chai Rong, this child, trapped in the old house of the Chai family, the cause and effect itself is unknown, even if I have the heart to help her, I can't do anything, you have solved her cause and effect, naturally you have done the old body a great favor." ”
As she spoke, Meng Po smiled and took out a rosewood box from her sleeve and put it in front of Ding Xiaoyi.
"Oh, mother-in-law, you're so polite!"
What is this called, people sit at home, courtesy comes from outside the door, and their explanation to Chai Rong is actually their own understanding, their past life and present life.
It can't be said that he went out of his way to help Chai Rong.
Naturally, this gift is not accepted in vain.
He didn't forget to look aside, the gelding donkey.
The meaning seems to be saying, have you seen it, the gift-giver, what a disaster star, and a lucky star are almost the same.
But just when Ding Xiaoyi reached out to get the box.
saw Meng Po pressing her hand on the box.
Raised his head and looked at the surrounding courtyard: "The old man has been sitting here for a long time, why can't he even give up a bowl of soup, Xiao Yi This is not hospitality." ”
The gifts were all delivered to him, and he realized that he didn't even have a cup of tea.
His face turned red, and he said to Chen Lao again and again: "Chen Lao, hurry up, take out your craftsmanship and give your mother-in-law a bowl of hot food!" ”
It's not easy to drink soup, there are a lot of ingredients here, and with Chen Lao's craftsmanship, it's also a matter of minutes.
However, Meng Po's voice changed, and her eyes stared thoughtfully at the gelding donkey on the side: "It is said that the meat of the dragon in the sky, the meat of the donkey on the ground, and the meat of the spring dragon right now, it is naturally even more ......delicious."
Hearing this, the gelding donkey was immediately annoyed, his eyes glared at Meng Po, and he screamed anxiously.
"Ang, Ang, Ang......"
Ding Xiaoyi had just eaten his meat, so he naturally understood what he was shouting.
"Phew, you old woman, are you here to return the favor?
You're hungry for my body......"
Meng Po looked at the fierce cry of the gelding donkey, but her laughter became sharp for a while.
"Although this donkey meat is delicious, the most tender and delicious places have been made into appetizers, and the other places are firewood, old, and I can't eat this mouth."
The gelding who heard this nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, yes, my meat is not delicious, smelly and hard!" ”
But as soon as she finished speaking, Meng Po sneered and took out a big purple gourd from her sleeve.
"But it doesn't matter.
You first cut a piece of meat and let it be smeared with the golden sore medicine of the old body.
But after a while, the new meat grows out, and then the new meat is cut off, the taste is fat and tender, the best in the world! ”
After saying this, let alone the gelding donkey, even Ding Xiaoyi couldn't help but shudder.
I thought, this is too much, gluttonous......
…… Cruel, right?
In fact, if you don't understand the gelding donkey's words, it's fine.
But now that I can understand it, I muttered in my heart.
If this is slashed, he will not hear anything, but if he tosses like this, he thinks that the donkey has been standing there screaming, and the wound is bleeding.
It's not a taste in my heart, and no matter how delicious it is, I have no appetite.
It's like, even if the heavenly fairy is lying in your arms, but if the eldest aunt comes, won't your fun be half lost all of a sudden?
Ding Xiaoyi was still hesitating, but the gelding didnkey couldn't stand it anymore, and scolded as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Ahh
The more the donkey scolded, the more energetic he became.
The curses of the changing law scolded Meng Po, and they didn't bring the same change.
"Why, Xiao Yi, the old body has also come all the way, and you don't want to reimburse the fare, and I am reluctant to give the old body a taste of this bit of meat!"
Look at Ding Xiaoyi's unmoved appearance.
Meng Po couldn't help but urge.
"Little brother, don't listen to her, this old lady is not well-intentioned, if you protect me today, we will be good brothers from now on.
As for the account of you eating my treasure, let's write it off, don't believe it.
It's not a trivial matter! ”
In order to survive, the gelding donkey also begged for mercy.
It's just that when you listen to this, how you listen to it becomes twisted.
Just when he was in a dilemma, there was a burst of laughter outside the fence.
"I said, why is it so lively here, it turns out that Granny Meng is here."
I saw Bai Chubby with a simple face, standing outside the fence with a smile.
didn't enter the door, just stood outside and stared at Meng Po.
At this time, Meng Po couldn't hold back her cheeks, and pushed the sandalwood box in her hand in front of Ding Xiaoyi, with a cold face: "Chai Rong and your cause and effect are settled." The old body doesn't stay long, farewell! ”
"Hey, mother-in-law, don't be in a hurry to leave, I'll kill this donkey for you and make soup to drink!"
Seeing that Meng Po was leaving, Ding Xiaoyi hurriedly shouted behind.
He easily put the purple gourd on the table into his arms.
Meng Po stepped out of the fence, with a pair of deep and faint eyes, staring at the white fat in front of her, and said with a smile: "The sect leader is also a good idle person, but I don't know what kind of oil and water you have in your stomach!" ”
"Good, good!"
Bai Chubby just nodded, with a simple expression, as if he couldn't hear Meng Po's sarcasm at all.
The angry Meng Po stomped her feet, and before leaving, she didn't forget to turn around and glare at Ding Xiaoyi: "Man, none of them are good things!" ”
After saying that, he turned around and left, and after a while, the shadow disappeared.
"I'm leaving." Ding Xiaoyi stood outside the door, squinting at Bai Chubby, as if waiting for him to give an explanation.
Bai Chubby handed him a door slip casually, turned around and jumped into the courtyard.
But he didn't explain anything to Ding Xiaoyi, picked up his fat slap and slapped it on the donkey's head.
"I really think that Meng Po can't understand your words, and if you dare to cause trouble, be careful to pick your skin and make Ejiao!"
It seems to be an ordinary slap, and the gelding donkey screamed.
Tears of pain fell down.
At this time, Bai Chubby raised his head and said with a serious expression: "This old lady is also not at ease, if you really let you slaughter this donkey, you are really going to get into big trouble." ”
Ding Xiaoyi chuckled in his heart, and quickly grabbed Bai Chubby's hand: "What's the matter, this donkey can't eat it?" ”
Bai Chubby scratched his head: "I would have eaten it, but Meng Po saw it, the donkey is here, and we can't eat it." ”
"Then I've already eaten!"
Bai Chubby was stunned when he heard this, and after a careful look, he saw that the three-foot thing under the donkey's crotch was gone.
"Shhhhh
Immediately, his face was not good-looking: "Finished eating?? ”
"Er, it's a little ......"
Ding Xiaoyi also saw Bai Chubby so serious for the first time, and he couldn't make up his mind.
But I didn't want to be chubby, and when I heard the words, my face suddenly turned angry into joy: "Then it's okay, hurry up, bring it to me and taste it!" ”