Chapter 241: The reason doesn't make sense, so I have to tell jokes

Why are you stunned?

Because although his wave palm is violent, he is feminine, and he is the best at opening cans, and he can ignore the armor and blast the internal force in, even if the armor is so strong that it is invulnerable!

Ye Han happens to be his dish.

But the target that has firmly withstood the palm force should be in place, so that the destructive power can be 100% exerted. And the special effect of the wolf's paw is to beat people to the same place and freeze, and they can't move if they want to.

Ye Han flew out upside down? Still flying so fast?

Isn't that the destructive power weakened?

[You can refer to the picture in "Kung Fu", in which the fire cloud evil god flies the chartered wife, and the chartered public Tai Chi rotates to catch it. 】

Although there is no conservation of momentum and energy in this world, it is enough to detect some subtleties by intuition alone.

The purple-shirted scholar flashed a mouthful of old blood from Ye Han's sideways, huh? It's either blood, it's a stream of saliva...... (* ̄〈 ̄) I saw Ye Han slippery and retreated, three meters, five meters, seven meters...... In a blink of an eye, he floated ten meters away, and then he stopped castration.

Sure enough, he didn't die!

Not even seriously injured?

This kid actually has internal strength, isn't he relying on brute strength? Lost your eyes?

But his body and attacks are obviously all based on reactions, without the slightest routine?

The purple-shirted Confucian could not hide his surprise.

There's no way, Teacher Ye has always been so weird, who is embarrassed.

However, just like other villains, the secretly unhappy Yew Confucian didn't believe in that evil at all, urged the light work, and came to Teacher Ye again in a three-level jump: "Little thief, it's quite durable!" Eat me again! ”

This guy is amazing! It's so great on TV...... With his backhand, he cut the knight who attacked him from behind into a plural form, Ye Han thought in his heart, and he was decisive: "Let me tell you a joke......

It's a pity it's too late!

The purple-shirted Confucian slapped directly in the face this round of advance, interrupting Ye Han's words and beating the big back.

Ye Han didn't care about speaking, and tried his best to dodge, and then his left shoulder was slapped with a slapp, and his right shoulder was immediately slapped with a slapp.

Fubo! Waves!

It turns out that the slap in the face is still a false trick, and the two blows on the left and right shoulders are real. It's still a wave palm, but it's a relatively high-end move.

Because there is a time difference, the crests of the waves can overlap and exert at least twice the destructive power! Not to mention the co-oscillation of the two, there are some other subtleties.

The purple-shirted Confucian had no choice.

Although Mr. Ye's moves are not clear, after all, his attributes are there, he can catch arrows empty-handed, and his reaction and dodge methods are obviously more than ordinary people, including many cavalry under the command of the purple shirt.

And the purple shirt does not have the absolute speed of Mbappe, so it can only rely on feints.

So Ye Han paused on the spot, and then a mouthful of old water squirted out, and the sky swirled, as if the spinning top was spinning out so uncontrollably!

This time, the purple shirt couldn't avoid it, the scope of this saliva was too wide and the speed was too fast......

also failed to avoid the cavalry in Ye Han's direction of rotation......

Ye Han can hold a knife in his hand, or two! And they're all sharp! Under the action of centrifugal force, he raised his arms flat, and turned and cut the past, which was simply a peerless mowing of the grass, and in the blink of an eye, the crowd vacated a road three or four meters wide, and there was a mosaic all the way!

More than the previous cuts combined!

The cavalry who was lucky not to be affected, or Fu Da's life was only cut off by the arms and legs, and he was terrified for a while.

Σ(ŎдŎ|||) ノノ

Brush and brush the horses scattered in all directions, as far as you can!

The purple-shirted Confucian man's face quickly turned purple.

("▼Dish▼")

It's not just because it's sprayed, but it's also shameful. Although it was Ye Han who cut people, the essence of hands-on ...... It's him, it's the waves that should have kept people!

"Ahhhhh The purple shirt was so angry that he didn't care about dragging the words to show his high spirits, nor did he care about maintaining his demeanor and preparing to pay the bill, he was about to jump over like a mad tiger, avoiding the two kitchen knives that were spinning and cutting wildly, and grabbed Ye Han's hands from top to bottom, "Let go!" ”

The culprits are these two knives!

Without them, Ye Han wouldn't have been like this no matter what posture he flew out!

I should have grabbed the knife first, and then beat someone!

Or take the sword, and break his armor with it, and strike the shield with his spear!

The idea is good, that is......

I didn't stir it.

I can't take it.

There is also a carbon bracelet attached to the back of the carbon long knife, which is not as sharp as the long knife, but the degree of strength is the same.

And only when the hand is bent at a special angle can you enter and exit freely - after all, it is the crystallization of the condensation of the earth's wisdom - unless Ye Han's hand is chopped off, or knocked into meat sauce.

Can you chop it? There is a bracelet in the way, how is it possible!

Can it be beaten into sauce? Obviously not!

Although Ye Han didn't learn any moves, his hands were practiced, iron sand palms! Just now! At least the purple shirt can't handle it at will.

So he was embarrassed!

The hand was not snatched off, but was pulled, and it rotated left and right with Ye Han, flying up and down......

After all, the structure has changed greatly, the overall center of gravity and wind resistance are all different, and naturally it can't be turned as neatly and artistically as before.

It's like ...... The invincible Hot Wheels that didn't do a good job, all kinds of messy, three-dimensional flips, tearing and rolling, and being disgraced!

During the rotation, the purple shirt was cut three times and inserted six holes, and the blood flowed sparsely, and it hurt and screamed......

As for Ye Han, of course it's not a big deal.

The hardest spear in the world, when you meet the hardest shield in the world, is it a spear or a shield?

In fact, it mainly depends on the speed!

The spear speed is fast enough, and the part of the same structure and hardness is the same to disintegrate, and the spear with the advantage of length is winning.

The spear has no speed, just a symbolic stab, which is like a kitchen knife cutting a cutting board, just a meaningless cut on the surface, and it will not cause any harm at all.

Is there speed here?

Apparently not.

So the invincible Hot Wheels, which didn't do a good job, were still invincible Hot Wheels after all, and before they settled, they had unilaterally cut the flesh and blood of the purple shirt......

"Ahhh......h The pain and the shame of miscalculation again, he was furious! Holding Ye Han's hand, while holding the three yangs of his hands, he locked the three yin of his hands, breathed inside, and rose up to be brave!

There are no moves this time, it is directly the most dangerous internal force competition!

Small! Either you die, or I die! The purple shirt gritted his teeth.

However......

It's really dangerous to fight for internal strength, but your mouth is idle, and you don't have to worry about your head being beaten.

Ye Han, who was also spinning in the sky, reacted not much slower than the purple shirt, seized the gap, and decisively opened it again: "I'll tell you a joke,"

The last time he was interrupted, this time he used the shortest joke collected by Gao Yi: "Bird Hidden Palace!" ”

(இωஇ)

"No whip in the bitter sea!"

(థ౪థ)

"Illiterate!"

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