Wolverine and Sabertooth dried up the wine in their glasses, and tsk, they agreed that it was too appropriate to serve Wade with wine!

This result made Wade helpless, but what could he say, he could only turn his head to the side to seek the comfort of his good friend!

As for who his good friend is, of course, it is Konstantin, who suffered from cancer with him!

Hehe, I can only be glad that the two of them have cancer, not AIDS, otherwise...... Gee!

That scene was terrible!

Sensing Wade's approach, Konstantin tilted his head.

"How does it feel?"

"Ha, how does it feel, what do you think I am going to do when I become the laughing stock of countless people's ridicule, of course I'm happy, damn it, a bunch of old bastards, haha!"

Wade toasted a glass of wine to Konstantin, and Konstantin drank it all with a smile!

At this time, Wade noticed that there were countless empty wine bottles piled up on Konstantin's table, and unexpectedly, Konstantin drank a lot today!

Obviously, Wade noticed that although Zakang was casual on the surface, in fact, Zakang probably had a lot of concerns!

"What's the matter, man, do you suddenly think the wine here is good?"

Wade asked, and the venom on top of his head showed a puzzled expression, and his synchronization with the venom made Konstantin laugh out loud!

"Okay, okay, sooner or later you'll find out about it, hell, I have a baby!"

"What?"

Za Kang's words suddenly shocked Wade!

"You're pregnant!"

", it's my love who is pregnant, it's Zed, you bastard!"

Zakang hurriedly retorted, because Wade's voice was so loud that everyone looked at them!

Tsk, looking at everyone's stunned expressions, Zhakang almost wanted to cry without tears!

"Don't listen to that bastard, pregnancy my love, I've got a baby, my, hell, that's my real baby, I'm not ready yet!"

He yelled at everyone, and then he pressed Wade's head on the table, and after hearing Konstantin's explanation, everyone immediately turned their heads, hehe, this explanation is so boring!

Having a child or something, far less amazing than Konstantin's pregnancy, more than one person here has children, Wolverine and Sabertooth Tiger have had several children, Frank is the same, the only one who is interested in children may be Slade's new lover!

I saw that the elegant woman who was over half a hundred years old looked at Slade sharply, and then she continued to look at the pair of children opposite her, and after two glances, she leaned into Slade's ear and said.

"Perhaps...... We can have another child, dear!"

"That's a great idea!"

Hearing Mrs. Wilson's words, Slade's eyes lit up, and he looked at Oliver, where poor Green Arrow was grinding his teeth!

Hell, with his superhuman hearing, you guess he won't be able to hear his mother's whispers!

If it weren't for the fact that most of the people here are superheroes, my Green Arrow would have flipped the table and killed Slade a long time ago, and I would have treated you as an enemy, but you actually slept with my mother and had to have a baby!

Suddenly, Oliver regretted a little that he had robbed a woman with a ruthless guy like Slade in the first place, good guy, I robbed his girl, he robbed my mother, I can't afford to mess with him!

And Thea, Oliver's side, the little girl is there at this time and continues to be heartless!

"Brother, why hasn't Dante's husband come back yet!"

"Brother, when will Dante come back?"

"Brother, can you help me ask Slade's father, I'm a little afraid of him!"

"Brother......!"

"I'm ......!"

Looking at his heartless sister beside him, Oliver was about to cry!

And by this time, Konstantin was already crying!

No, it's not like he's crying, it's just that he's really depressed right now, and he's just listening to him tell Wade what he's thinking!

"I'm not ready to be a father, you know, my father is a bastard, I ......!"

"Stop, boy, I'm not the bastard you say!"

Konstantin was interrupted by Wade in the middle of speaking, and Old Kang was frightened by Wade's words, and he reacted for a few minutes before he suddenly gave Wade a punch!

"Listen to me, you damn bastard, I'm not a good father at all, I've never had a good father, my father is a bastard, of course he's not you, but a bastard who loves my mom dearly!"

Konstantin continued while drinking!

"What if I become like my father in the future, what if the birth of my child will bring harm to Zed, when my mother gave birth to me, she died because of the difficulty, if Zed she ......!"

"She can have a C-section!"

Konstantin was ruthlessly interrupted by Wade, and Wade's words made Quicksilver laugh!

"That's right, you're talking too much, Wade, women can have a caesarean section now, my sister and I were born like that, that's pretty simple, isn't it?"

"Wait, Pietro, you bastard has a sister?"

Quicksilver's words really won Konstantin's interest!

"What's your sister's name, is she beautiful, haha, I'm just asking, don't worry!"

"Ha, what can I worry about, my sister, I haven't seen her for many years, it seems that when I was three years old, I was separated from her, we were sent to two families, and I haven't seen him for so many years!"

As he spoke, a wistful smile appeared on his face, and he continued!

"I still remember, when we were young, I woke up and found my ability before her, and at that time I used my ability to trick my sister fiercely, you know, I was so fast, he couldn't catch me at all!"

"That's right, you're too fast!"

In the face of Pietro's words, Konstantin had to decisively grasp the point, and his repetition made Pietro show a crying and laughing expression!

"It's true that so many people don't like you, God knows how a bastard like you can have a lover!"

He said, and his words made Konstantin laugh, only to see Konstantin laughing and talking.

"Of course, you must know that men who are not liked by men are often the ones who are really popular with women!"

"It's a fallacy, but that's right, I'm not liked by girls either, and it seems that this kind of thing has been showing signs since I threw cow dung on top of my sister's head when I was a child!"

"Well, that's right, even though your poor sister smeared that lump of cow dung all over your body after that, you are a poor boy who will not be liked by women!"

As soon as Pietro finished speaking, a voice suddenly replied, and this answer made Pietro show a rather surprised expression!

"There are still people who know such a secret!"

"Why, do you think I, the poor sister in your mouth, will forget that damn humiliation!"

At this moment, Pietro finally found the woman in red who appeared behind him, and the moment he saw the woman, Pietro was instantly amazed, hell, Pietro was completely sure that this woman was definitely the most beautiful and beautiful woman in his dream!

And then, the poor virgin suddenly found that the woman in red who came out of Dante's portal behind him was becoming more and more familiar and familiar to him!

"Wanda!"

Pietro exclaimed violently, and at the same time he cried in his heart, sure enough, sure enough, the beautiful women are their own sisters, and I hope that all lovers in the world are twins!

"Sister, why are you here!"

Although he was thinking about a lot of things, Pietro still asked in surprise, and then, poor Pietro saw the lovely sister he hadn't seen for many years waved his hand, and the next second he was stunned, and then his whole person fell into a trance!

And at this moment, in the eyes of everyone else, Quicksilver, this kid, inexplicably stripped off his shirt and pants, only to see that he took off only a pair of underwear in the action of Xia covering his face, and then, in the shocked expressions of countless people, Pietro lay directly on the table and came to a person's body!

I saw that he kept pouring abalone and other foods on his muscular body, and at the same time, he kept sliding his limbs, and I saw him swim on the table like this!

"I'm a mentai fish, I'm still a tuna, I'm still a big squid, a big squid with eight legs!"

Pietro, who was swimming on the table, kept humming a pleasant nursery rhyme under everyone's shocked gaze, and at the same time, Dante saw Scarlet Witch take out her mobile phone, and she took a complete picture of Pietro's crazy appearance, and then posted it on Twitter in seconds!

As the video was sent, Wanda suddenly lifted his mind control over Pietro, and the next second, Pietro, who was happily swimming on the table, stopped suddenly!

In the midst of everyone's neurotic expressions, Pietro sat up from the table with a blank face, and then silently and carefully threw all the leaves on his body, and when he made all these movements, his whole body was like ashes!

And when he cleaned himself up as everyone watched silently, he continued to look carefully at the people at the table, and there was a lot of anticipation in his every eye, and his eyes seemed to say, "You don't see anything, do you?"

However, everyone's eyes gave him the answer, until finally he even saw Xia swallow saliva with a smile, and the slight movement of Xia's neck completely hurt Pietro's heart, only to hear Pietro's roar!

"I'm fighting with you, Wanda Maximov!"

He let out a loud roar, and then suddenly turned into a silver light, and at the moment when everyone had seriously lost Pietro's trace, Wanda suddenly roared.

"Call me sister, you fish-lipped brother!"

I saw Wanda yelling and waving his hand, and then, the disappeared Quicksilver reappeared, only to see that Quicksilver had already put on his clothes at this time, but what was the use, in the terrifying expressions of everyone, Pietro crawled slowly on the ground on all fours!

"I'm a pig, a fat, strong, happy pig, I'm a pig, a pig ...... to make ham and chops!"

"Boom ......!"

This time, it wasn't just Thea who swallowed his saliva, even Oliver swallowed his saliva fiercely, and then he looked at Wanda with palpitations, and while watching, he was still thinking!

"It's great that there aren't women in red among the women I've ever played with!"

Thinking about it, Oliver had a terrible picture in his mind, as if he saw a terrible future when he soaked his ex-girlfriend's own sister, he was turned into a moving pig's trotter by his ex-girlfriend!

Men are really big pigs' trotters!

Look at the current Pietro, the awesome Quicksilver, who has lost himself at this time, this ......!

"Boss Dante, who is this eldest sister?"

Wade swallowed a mouthful of fear, and then he asked nervously, his question made the Scarlet Witch show a shy expression, and before Dante could answer, Wanda quickly bowed to everyone!

"I'm the sister of this bastard boy Pietro, and during this time, my brother has caused trouble for everyone, I'm really sorry!"

"No, no, I'm sorry, God, you're beautiful enough for anyone to forgive you, even the cute brother in front of you who was teased by you, believe me, he will be happy to be spoofed by you!"

Hearing Wanda's politeness, Wade hurriedly complimented him, and his praise made Wanda continue to show a shy smile!

"Thank you, you're called Deadpool, right, I've seen you and your Venom friend on TV, you're really good, and besides, what you said is true, my brother will be happy to be pranked by me, don't believe me!"

Wanda said, directly released the control of Quicksilver, only to see that poor Quicksilver suddenly lost his honest smile, he fell on all fours with an expressionless face, and then, he turned his head without saying a word, and everyone suddenly saw that his face was full of tears of humiliation at this time!

"Wanda, I'm ......!"

Pietro yelled coldly, but before he could get angry, his tone completely changed, and the next moment, everyone heard Pietro say happily!

"I miss you so much, lovely sister, you are the most beautiful person in the universe, I am so happy to be spoofed by you!"

"Be happy, my dear...... The cute brother who is so naughty that he worries his sister hasn't seen him for a long time!"

"yes, long time no see, so long that I spend every day thinking about you, I really miss you!"

"Me too, brother, I've always wanted to put that lump of cow dung on top of my head again, just like I did back then!"

Wanda smiled softly as she spoke, only to see Pietro across from her laughing and laughing and crying, while he cried and cried and laughed again!

"Yes, the smell of cow back then was good, full of vanilla!"

"Vomit ......!"

Listening to Petero's uncontrollable disobedient words, the group almost didn't spit out, only Atrium asked stupidly.

"What, what is cow dung, does it taste great, can I taste it?"

When he said this, he smiled like a five-meter-tall child!

And at this moment, Pietro is still immersed in his own world, God knows what he has been controlled into, in short, his tears are more and more, but the smile on his face is getting brighter and brighter!

"Well, that's fine, my brother, if you weren't so obedient, do you know that I almost turned you into my sister, and guess what, I don't have that kind of power?"

⊙?⊙！

What her words made Pietro think, everyone didn't know, they only knew that they were completely frightened at this time, and even Wade couldn't help but cover his crotch with both hands!

And then, Pietro stretched everything that happened, which made everyone even more stunned, only to see that Pietro actually nodded his head, and then he suddenly turned into a charming look!

"The thought of being turned into a sister by my sister makes people's hearts so excited, so excited that I can't stop crying, ...... it!"

"Poof......!"

Pitero, who turned into a monster, almost squirted Dante, and felt that the fire had passed a little, and Dante finally said the words in Pietro's dying heart that made him barely survive!

"Wanda, that's enough, I don't know what happened to you, but this punishment is enough!"

"Ah, well, anyway, my sister caused everyone trouble, sorry!"

She replied, and at the same time, Pietro cooperated with a shy expression, behind the shy and girly expression, Pietro cried more and more sadly, and he kept crying in his heart!

"Don't dare to mess with my sister anymore, otherwise, I will really become a sister, even if I look at Dante now, I'm a little wet, it's so terrifying!"