Someone else took the college entrance examination, and we were given leave because of this, but the author, who has not yet returned home, feels the torture from fate!

In order to solve a lot of homework, the author stayed in the dormitory to write homework, and did not go home in the afternoon of the holiday. Then, the next day was tragic, the car that returned to the group at the earliest 10 and a half didn't catch up, and waited from 9:30 to 11 o'clock, and then told me to take the car at 1:30, so I wrote my homework for a long time in the cool leather shop at the school gate, and finished writing 3 papers, after writing, the author felt that he was so good!

It was almost 4 o'clock when I got home, and I was so hungry at that time that I didn't eat breakfast or lunch, so something happened today, and I'll say it later, anyway, I ate half a portion of fried rice noodles and two rice dumplings, so I didn't eat dinner......

The author who didn't eat dinner groggily promised his mother to go to the yard to pick strawberries, and saw a lot of strawberries rotting in the ground, but he didn't know how distressed he was, alas, there was no way, he rarely went home, his mother didn't have time, his sister didn't care, and his father was even busier.

Hey! In fact, the author did something bad in the yard...... The strawberries in the yard are planted around the ridges, except for one side where there is no strawberry on the side where there is an apricot tree, pumpkin, loofah, bitter gourd, etc., the other ridges are overgrown, and there is a strawberry field in the corner of the yard. What did the author do, the author just went down with his front foot, he felt that the sound was wrong, he stepped on a bunch of strawberries in order to pick a strawberry, raised his foot, and the white sole was covered with blood, why didn't he change his shoes when he changed his pants? Can little white shoes step into the ground? But fortunately, the author changed his trousers, otherwise he would have gone to feed the mosquitoes. The author seems to have done something...... Oh, by the way, in addition to stepping on strawberries, the author also bent two soybeans, broke one lettuce, trampled half of the vegetable field with purple lettuce, and half of the strawberry stalks were destroyed by the hairy celery...... To sum up, the author may not be suitable for farming. The stupidest thing the author did was to throw the rotten strawberries in the most conspicuous place on the ridges, so that the birds could easily see them, and not eat the strawberries in the field. As a result, it was not the bird that saw these first, but the author's father...... Including that lettuce!

The author is holding his face melancholy, I'm sorry! Mom, I shouldn't have stepped on your food! I'm sorry! Dad, promise to save again next time! I'm sorry! Sister, I gave you so much time to play on the computer, and I didn't finish my game!

The first day of the holiday passed, the next day, today, still in the bed, my sister called me to get up, as if there was some investigation, and I went to the police station with them in a daze, and after a series of processes, I tested some blood. The author is now looking at the needle-sized hole in his hand and suddenly wants to ask himself why he fainted? I still remember the last sentence I said at that time, "Sister...... I felt like there were snowflakes in front of my eyes...... "So I really fainted!"

Tell the author that you are not laughing!! Well, the author has been laughing at himself since he woke up, since a physical examination in high school to draw blood, the needle was poked into the blood vessels several times without bleeding, the author fainted, and since then, every time he faints...... My sister said that I might have fainted, because I didn't see me faint every morning with a nosebleed. Then I wonder why the author didn't faint when he carried a needle in his pocket every day, is it possible that the fainting needle is only available when blood is drawn? Looks like it's oh...... (Don't ask me why I carry a needle in my pocket)

The next time asked the author to think about whether to write the 3 volumes he brought back...... Woo woo ~ I didn't bring the political and metallurgical homework, and I didn't bring the biological roll!

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