Chapter 319: Your Uncle is Still Your Uncle

"Who said there are no doctors!"

At this moment, the seventh master suddenly walked over with a pair of stethoscopes, as if he was going to examine Zhang Wei.

"Grandpa, aren't you a cleaner?"

Zhuge Dali also pointed to the seventh master's badge and said curiously.

"Signs are dead, people are alive."

But I saw that the seventh master wiped the badge, and after removing the identification card on it, he suddenly changed from a cleaner to a medical attendant!

"And this kind of operation?"

Everyone couldn't help but be impressed and fell down one after another.

Subsequently, the seventh master also listened to Zhang Wei's stomach with a stethoscope for a while, and finally put down the stethoscope.

"It's not a big deal, just pull it out!"

"But my stomach still hurts......"

Zhang Wei also said with a painful face.

"That's constipation!"

"You haven't pulled in a few days?"

Under the questioning of the seventh master, Zhang Wei also covered his face.

"I'll just say it's okay with my eggs......"

Zhao Haitang also picked up the manual speechlessly and said: "It is written in the manual, this egg has passed 12 military standard tests, pressure-resistant, smash-resistant, anti-friction, waterproof, acid-proof, and high-temperature, and it is a combat egg in a WIFI egg!" ”

"Waterproof and acid-proof?"

"In other words, this WIFI egg will not be digested by gastric juice?"

Su Chen said quietly.

"But the instructions say that it is for external use, and Zhang Wei is now for internal use?"

Zhuge said vigorously.

"Don't panic......"

The seventh master also put away the stethoscope unhurriedly, and said quietly: "I am also a well-known doctor here, and I cured all the pigs, horses, cattle and sheep in our village!" ”

"You're a veterinarian, huh?"

"Oh no, I was just promoted to general practitioner yesterday!"

"All of the bestiacea?"

Hearing this, everyone's expressions became a little strange, and they glanced at Zhang Wei with some sympathy.

"Why is this uncle so calm?"

Seeing that the seventh master put away the stethoscope with a calm face, and went back to read the newspaper slowly, Zhuge Dali was also curious.

"After all, he is a person who dares to hide in the closet and smoke, can he be an ordinary uncle?"

"Your uncle is your uncle after all!"

Su Chen also sighed, patted Zhang Wei's shoulder again, and comforted: "Don't be nervous, if he has a wrong diagnosis, we will sue him for quackery and harm!" ”

"I don't want to go from human evidence to physical evidence!"

Zhang Wei said quietly.

"You just listen to the seventh master, it's okay to rub it more, just pull the egg out!"

Lu Ziqiao said.

"Okay......"

Zhang Wei had just laid down here, and before he had rubbed his stomach a few times, he suddenly trembled a few times.

"It's ...... Deceived corpses? ”

"Speak well!"

"I'm talking well...... Words! ”

"Boom, kick!"

In the next second, a familiar sound of the Windows system booting suddenly came out of Zhang Wei's stomach.

"It's ...... The sound of the computer turning on? ”

"I know, when Zhang Wei rubbed his stomach just now, he accidentally activated the WIFI egg!"

"You search, is there a hot spot named Zhao Haitang who is the most beautiful man in the world!"

Zhao Haitang said.

"The name ......"

"Hey, really, what's the password?"

"'I used to really, really like Dali'!"

"Isn't the longest WIFI password sixteen?"

"I'm VIP!"

Zhao Haitang said lightly.

"I don't think you kid is a VIP, you want to be criticized!"

Looking at Zhao Haitang, who was still pretending to be forced here, Su Chen also slapped the other party on the shoulder, and seemed to be smiling.

"I don't like this password, do you know how to do it?"

"Understood, I'll change it right away!"

Driven by a strong desire to survive, Zhao Haitang hurriedly changed the password to the full spelling of "Handsome and Chic Begonia Jun".

Then everyone tossed again, and finally reconnected to the WIFI egg.

"Since Zhang Wei is fine, the net is also connected!"

"I agree!"

Everyone also said in unison.

"What do you agree with?"

Zhang Wei was also at a loss, looking at everyone.

"What we want now is the decisiveness of Sima Guang when he smashed the cylinder, not the modesty of Kong Rong when he let the pear, anyway, you are healthy and emotionally stable now, let's go online first!"

"Zhang Wei, now is the time for you to contribute to everyone!"

"Come on, WIFI Man!"

"This ......"

"Okay, anyway, now I can only use the red envelope to soothe my wounded heart, and by the way, I can also use the money I grabbed to buy New Year's goods for the children in the orphanage!"

Zhang Weidao.

But before he was ready to grab the red envelope, there were one shock after another, and he almost shook his whole body.

Ten minutes later......

"It's hot!"

"My stomach is so hot, I feel like a kettle of boiling water!"

Zhang Wei also held his stomach with a painful look.

"What's going on this time?"

Lu Ziqiao turned his head and looked at Zhao Haitang Dao.

The latter also lowered his head, glanced at the manual in his hand and said: "The manual says that the download or upload speed is too fast, which will cause the device to overheat, and vibrate the alarm to remind the user!" ”

"Could it be that someone is downloading a movie?"

"It's not!"

When Hu Yifei heard this, he didn't raise his head and said: "It's me uploading the year-end summary, it's all at this time, who is still in the mood to watch a movie?" ”

Finally, I added.

"You hold on, it's only 600 trillion, and it's going to be over soon!"

"600 trillion? That's it? ”

"Is this writing a year-end summary, or is it writing a professional paper!?"

"600 megabyte PPT?"

"It's worthy of writing a personal resume, and a ruthless person who can write all the paper-cutting certificates in elementary school......"

Lu Ziqiao sighed.

At the same time, inside the love apartment.

Meijia and Curry Sauce are also working with Yumo Xiaohei, continuing to make video calls on WeChat while making dumplings at home.

But in the next second, the face of the senior brother appeared in the video.

"Hello big brother!"

"I just ...... I want to find you and help Guan Gu...... Do a ......"

"He's got a card?"

Looking at this scene, Curry Sauce couldn't help but say.

"It's not a card disk, it's not a network delay, it's like that...... the big brother speaks"

Chen Meijia also looked accustomed to it, got up and said: "Let's go, let's go to the dumplings first, record it in a while, and fast-forward to see it in multiples of thirty-two!" ”

said, also to the senior brother on the other side of the video.

"Senior brother, you speak slowly, finish it all in one breath!"

…………

And on the other side, the airport hall is here.

Everyone is also playing with their mobile phones and rubbing WIFI while waiting for boarding.

And at this moment, the seventh master suddenly appeared, picked up the blackboard eraser, erased the two words "normal" originally written in the status bar on the airport screen, and re-wrote "delay"!

"Delay?"

Seeing these two words, everyone felt bad!

"Seventh Master, what's going on?"

"It's too windy outside, the helicopter can't come down, and it can't fly up, so let's talk about it when the wind is light!"