Ouyang Shu thought about these three words, and he wanted to laugh in his heart, this is simply too appetizing, what he likes is intelligence questions, if you ask me Jingyi, I will definitely not have any advantage in front of these students, but compared to this, there are few people who can be stronger than me!

And this intelligence question is indeed not too difficult for Ouyang Shu, a person who has done almost all the intelligence questions he can find on the Internet in his previous life.

However, just as Ouyang Shu was about to start writing the answer, his pen suddenly stopped. His problem is that his words are really not good!

It is no wonder that the average scholar in the Song Dynasty did not attach as much importance to calligraphy as in the Tang Dynasty. The reason is that the imperial examination implements a vague name system. After the candidate's answer is written, it must be transcribed by a special person, and then checked by a special person before it is handed over to the marking tube for marking. This determines whether the handwriting is good or not, and it has no effect on your results in the scientific examination. In this case, how many people are willing to devote that effort to practicing calligraphy?

However, now Ouyang Shu is in trouble. This time, the answer he wrote was to be handed over to his idol Li Qingzhao to read in person, and the writing was too ugly to explain.

After hesitating for a long time, Ouyang Shu finally had to start writing. His strategy was to write as neatly as possible from a calligraphic point of view, rather than making it self-defeating.

The answer to this question is actually not complicated. It is to burn two sticks of incense at the same time, one of which is lit at one end, and one burns at both ends. When the one that has been lit at both ends has been burned, the other branch that has not been lit is also lit, so that when the branch is also burned, the time taken is exactly what is half an hour plus a quarter of an hour, which is equal to three quarters of an hour, that is, six quarters of an hour. Then a third incense stick was lit, and it was an hour and six quarters of an hour.

When Ouyang Shu finally finished writing the answer and turned his head to look at everyone again, everyone's expressions were very exciting, some were scratching their heads, some were frowning, and some were looking around.

When his eyes turned to Zhao Mingcheng opposite, he saw that Zhao Mingcheng had finished writing the answer and the pen had been placed on the inkstone. Perhaps sensing Ouyang Shu's gaze, Zhao Mingcheng suddenly turned his head and looked directly at Ouyang Shu, his eyes full of hostility.

Ouyang Shu didn't entangle him too much, smiled slightly, and turned his head.

After a while, Fan Hongde suddenly said: Okay, according to Li Yi'an's instructions, the answering time for each question is two quarters of an hour, and now that the time has come, let's start the next question. Listen up: The concubine has been reading Tang poems recently, and suddenly realized that Li Qixian and Han Changli both have the disease of Xiaoguanzi Xia, can you know what poems the concubine reads?

This little crown Xia refers to people who suffer from eye diseases. It turned out that in the Western Han Dynasty, there was a Du Qin character Zixia who suffered from eye disease, and there was a person named Du Ye who also had the character Zixia. At the beginning, when everyone talked about Du Qin, they said that Du Zixia was blind, and Du Qin didn't like his illness to be talked about, so he changed his hat to a small hat that was only two inches high, and people later called him Du Zixia with a small crown, and Du Ye was called Du Zixia with a big crown.

Most of the people in the audience knew about this allusion, and they couldn't help but think, Li Bai and Han Yu had never heard of eye disease! If there was eye disease, how could one of them travel all over the world, and how could the other enter the court as an official?

They were all people who had read poetry and books, and they began to recall the biographies of these two people, as well as related articles and writings, but there were no relevant records, and they were all puzzled.

And there are a few people who are not very good at reading poetry books, and they can't even figure out what the four words of this little crown Xia mean, let alone think about other things.

As soon as Ouyang Shu heard this question, he laughed even more wildly in his heart, this Li Qingzhao is really interesting enough, after the intelligence question is finished, there will be another brain teaser immediately, isn't this a water teaser for me Li? This brain teaser, I didn't do it back then!

It turned out that Li Bai had an eye disease, and the reason was very simple, because Li Bai saw the bright moonlight in front of the bed, and it was suspected that it was frost on the ground. If you see the moonlight in front of the well bed as frost, can this vision be better?

Besides, Han Yu is even more outrageous, the grass color is close but there is none, isn't this typical presbyopia? It can be seen from a distance, but it is invisible when it gets closer.

Ouyang Shu finished writing the answer early, and when he looked back, everyone's faces were different from just now. And over there, Fan Hongde saw that he had achieved it overnight, without the slightest hesitation, and he was also overjoyed in his heart, and looked back thoughtfully at Zhao Mingcheng, who was frowning and contemplating.

After a while, although the time of two quarters of an hour has not yet arrived, most of the people have been confused by the previous two questions, and they have long lost confidence, and from time to time someone stood up and bowed their hands to the white-clothed Confucian and Zhao Mingcheng and Fan Hongde, and said goodbye.

Finally, another quarter or two of hours passed, and by this time there were only five or six people left in the room. Fan Hongde picked up the letter for the third time and began to read the question: The concubine read "Peacock Flying Southeast" and was deeply nostalgic for the love between men and women, and deeply felt the love of the world, the most

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but be in high spirits, and they all raised their ears high. It's rare for a talented woman to talk about her own concept of love, which is not something that everyone has the opportunity to hear! Thinking of the nearly ten people who had left first, everyone was secretly overjoyed.

And Fan Hongde also knows how to sell Guanzi, when he read this critical moment, he actually paused, raised his eyes and glanced at the people in front of him, and then continued to read under the urging of everyone's eyes that were about to breathe fire: It is the most unforgettable. If you can be as crazy as a pair of crazy men and women in such a poem, even if you have a short life, what does it matter?

When everyone heard the last four words of "willing to be a friend", their eyes were even more wolf-eyed, and even Ouyang Shu was excited. Of course, a talented girl like Li Qingzhao is different from an ordinary girl in the boudoir, and becoming a close friend with her may not necessarily be able to get her heart, but one thing is for sure, the building near the water gets the moon first, and often sways around her, so there will naturally be a lot more opportunities.

So, Ouyang Shu thought about it and wrote without hesitation:

Ask what is the situation in the world, and the direct religion promises life and death?

The south and the north are double flyers, and the old wings are cold and hot several times.

Joy and fun, parting bitterness,

There are even more foolish children in it, and you should have words.

Stratus clouds, thousands of mountains and twilight snow, to whom does the shadow go?

Hengfen Road, lonely when the drum was played, the smoke was still flat.

The soul is a little more groaning, and the mountain ghosts are secretly crying the wind and rain.

Heaven and earth are jealous, and they do not believe in it,

The warbler swallow is loess, and it is eternal.