Chapter 11 Your fork is really a bull explosion

On the afternoon of June 20, the individual results of the college entrance examination were announced on the Internet, and many students returned to their alma mater.

Li Beichen and Zhu Yu also came to the school together, went to the school's large computer room, and the two found a computer, sat down and waited for the exciting moment to come.

In front of them, Zhang Guangming and his four fox friends were laughing and talking about something, and when it came to excitement, several of them burst into laughter, causing the computer room administrator to come and give them a serious warning.

Zhu Yu pouted at them, and said to Li Beichen very disdainfully: "What a few idiots, stupider than pigs, fart, pigs are smart, that is simply an insult to the wisdom of pigs." These few should be called stupid and stupid. ”

Li Beichen agreed: "Yes, it's the turtle king bastard, who was soaked in a stinky dung pit for half a year." ”

Zhang Guangming also saw Li Beichen, and couldn't help sneering and said: "Oh, the thief is here, ah, no, we are scholars, the great Mr. Kong Yiji said that the things of scholars can be regarded as stealing?"

Li Beichen stood up and scolded: "Turtle King bastard, what are you talking about?"

Zhang Guangming was not to be outdone, and stood up: "I'll just talk about you, what's wrong?"

Li Beichen smiled and said to Zhu Yu: "Look, some people are vying to admit that they are the turtle king bastards?"

Zhu Yu clapped his hands and smiled: "It's a rotten egg born by the turtle king!"

Zhang Guangming was so angry that his face was flushed, and he sneered: "A thief is a thief, I think there is no way to steal the paper in the college entrance examination this time, how many points did you score?"

Zhu Yu angrily replied: "Your mother is a bastard, you are also stealing papers, how many points can you get in the exam?"

Zhang Guangming sneered: "As for me, I am real, and it is estimated that 650 points are not a problem, unlike a thief, it is estimated that I will not be able to score 500 points this time." It's no wonder that this is at that level. Alas, this beautiful woman, what a thief!"

Zhu Yu couldn't help it and shouted: "Bastard, go out, I won't beat you so much that you can't even recognize your mother, I'm not human?"

Zhang Guangming sneered: "We are gentlemen, gentlemen don't move their mouths, unlike some villains, tsk." Also, Zhu Yu, are you sure you're a human, not a pig?"

Zhu Yu was so angry that he wanted to rush up, but Li Beichen grabbed him and whispered: "Wait until you go out, then clean them up, and now, let him go." ”

Then, Li Beichen sneered and said to Zhang Guangming: "I don't know who rushed to admit that he was a turtle bastard just now? Also, Zhang Guangming, are you sure that you usually don't steal papers to get 600 points? I am not sure that I can take the first place in the college entrance examination this time, but I have a higher score than you, a thief who steals papers, and it is more than enough to step on you." ”

Zhang Guangming was so angry that he trembled and shouted: "Then it depends on who can get a high score in the college entrance examination, and those with low scores have to admit that they are thieves, and those with high scores call their fathers." ”

Li Beichen pretended not to hear clearly, and said in his ear: "What is the name of the person who shouts high scores?"

Zhang Guangming said without thinking: "Call Dad." ”

"Shouting what?"

"Daddy!"

"Oh, what a good grandson, shouting so loudly, although he was not born well, as ugly as a pig. Li Beichen hurriedly responded.

Zhu Yu said resentfully: "Brother Chen, don't compare pigs anymore, insult pigs, okay?"

Zhang Guangming was so angry that his eyes turned black, and he was thinking about refuting.

The computer room administrator came back from going to the toilet, was furious, and expelled Zhang Guangmingfang's five people, Li Beichen and Zhu Yu, from the computer room.

The two sides went outside, glared angrily for a while, and then each found a place to sit and wait for the news of the college entrance examination scores.

After a long time, when everyone was anxious and impatient, the results of the college entrance examination were finally announced. It's faster to sort it out online than it is to send it to your phone.

The school's computer staff has printed out the sorted results and posted them on two bulletin boards outside the computer room.

The students who did not enter the computer room immediately rushed up and surrounded them.

Zhang Guangming's four fox friends were the first to find Zhang Guangming's results:

Zhang Guangming

103 in Chinese, 117 in Mathematics, 226 in Literature, 114 in English, with a total score of 560

Zhang Guangming was dumbfounded, and several fox friends were also stupid.

Zhang Guangming shouted excitedly: "Impossible, it must be a mistake, it must be a mistake on the computer!" Then, as soon as he fell to the ground, he cried bitterly, tears and snot rolled out, crying so miserably, that sad.

After a while, a dog friend persuaded him: "Don't cry, I scored less than you in the exam, I am not sad, you have two universities, and I still have to struggle in the junior college." ”

Zhang Guangming said with a handful of snot and tears: "Can you and I be the same?

Then, Zhang Guangming suddenly remembered something, got up, squeezed into the crowd like crazy, and searched for the college entrance examination score list.

After a while, "It's here!" Zhang Guangming shouted excitedly, "Haha, Li Beichen, I knew that you must have fucking done worse than me, you only scored 460 points, call me dad!"

A fox friend next to him also took a look, and then said faintly: "Brother Guangming, you are wrong, you are looking at my Lei Xiaoming's score of 460 points, and Li Beichen's is still in the next place, which is 710 points, I don't know if the computer made a mistake." ”

Zhang Guangming was furious and scolded: "Let your mother's bullshit!" and then looked at it carefully, and this time I saw it clearly, only to see that the list read:

Li Beichen

137 in Chinese, 146 in Mathematics, 288 in Literature and 139 in English, with a total score of 710.

Zhang Guangming felt that the world was spinning, and he collapsed on the ground, and the two fox friends quickly helped him out.

At this time, Zhu Yu's excited shout came from another public list: "Dead snake, come and see, you actually scored 710 points!"

Li Beichen, who was still sitting in the open space outside, hurriedly walked over and looked at it too.

Zhu Yu continued to shout excitedly: "Dead snake, you took the first place in the class, Fu Nanzhi scored 708 points, and Cui Wenxian scored 707 points. Hurry up, I'm going to ask that turtle king bastard Zhang Guangming to call you Dad!"

Li Beichen was speechless for a while, thinking: "Zhu Yu is really a pig's head, in that case, won't I also become a turtle bastard?"

At this time, Zhang Guangming outside the crowd and four fox friends quietly took the opportunity to escape.

Fu Nanzhi's score is: Chinese 131, Mathematics 145, Literature Comprehensive 286, English 146, with a total score of 708.

Cui Wenxian's score is: 139 in Chinese, 143 in mathematics, 280 in literature and 145 in English, with a total score of 707.

Li Beichen won the first place in the class and the first place in the liberal arts in the school!

Zhu Yu scored 551 points, and Han Lei scored 545 points, both of which were on the second line.

Li Beichen, Han Lei, and Zhu Yu are all very excited, and they all play at a super level.

In the evening, the three partners gathered in a small restaurant on the street to drink.

Zhu Yu asked Li Beichen excitedly: "Why did you do so well in the exam? Chinese has a certain foundation, mathematics is your strength, Wen Zong, after more than a month, you study so diligently, you can be regarded as a good dog feces arithmetic, but I just can't understand English, how can you improve so fast?"

Li Beichen said the questions that he would not do in the English test by drawing lots.

Zhu Yu was a little unconvinced: "You have that good luck?"

Li Beichen was also a little skeptical, so he immediately checked the questions and answers in English for this college entrance examination on the Internet. It's really true! 15 questions in English that he can't do, he actually caught the lot and got 13 questions right!

Zhu Yu had to convince and said: "Your fork is really bullish, I can't help but be unconvinced, and I don't know which pile of dog feces you have eaten to have such good luck!"

Li Beichen also felt that he had finally had good luck once, and it was a great luck!

All three buddies had a good drink that night.