Chapter 236: I May ...... I've seen God! (2-in-1)

Lu Yiming's face darkened, and he paused for a few seconds before he said, "Hey, I hacked a female ghost to death, can you say that the aura emitted is not terrifying?" Even when I go to bed at night, I often wake up with nightmares, not to mention. ”

Liu Xuwei said with a smile: "Are you afraid that when you go to bed at night, the female ghost will come to you to ask for your life." I have a good suggestion here, have you ever heard of an idiom, ghosts are afraid of the wicked? Just put a few images of the wicked on the walls, or become more vicious yourself...... That's it, that's it...... Maybe you'll be able to sleep well at night. ”

As he spoke, he made a few grimaces.

"Hahaha." Everyone laughed, and the room was filled with cheerful air.

Yes, only when it is completely cleaned up will everyone have time to relax for a while. The long night lasts for a year, and it is impossible to be nervous for such a long time.

Lu Yiming shook his head again and said, "You don't know how terrifying that guy is, why it's called Faceless Girl, it's because it has no facial features." How terrifying do you think a humanoid creature with no facial features is flying around in the air? Actually, the first time I saw it, I was a little weak......"

"By the way, you haven't seen the footage, have you?"

Everyone in the room shook their heads.

"Forget it, let's stop watching the video......"

The video is not made public, in fact, it is still for safety, and no one can be sure that there are more people who know about this matter, and whether there will be other unknown situations......

Coupled with the appearance of this guy, it is really scary, and there is no need to gossip.

Therefore, what can be kept secret must be kept as secret as possible.

Lu Yiming told the general process very simply, and finally sighed: "...... Therefore, among the soldiers of the South Wind, there are also real warriors. Knowing that there would be a huge risk in participating in the battle, they still came...... Throughout the battle, they lost several casualties. ”

"We owe them a debt of gratitude for their bravery. The civilians on their side, if they can get along with us, don't bully them, it's already pitiful. ”

"Yes......" Liu Xuwei sighed: "Sometimes I think, what if I am on the scene and perform to the end?" Will it scare you to pee your pants? Hey, maybe I'll be very heroic, or maybe I'll pull my crotch directly, resulting in total annihilation. Luckily, this matter has finally been resolved, come on, Marine, a toast to you! ”

"Cheers!" Lu Yiming touched his cup with him and took a sip of tea.

"Marine, we should be thanked...... I'll toast you too! A tall girl replaced wine with tea and touched a cup with Lu Yiming. She is Dr. Zhang in the research institute, and her superpower is to control liquids, and she can be regarded as a colleague who has been with Lu Yiming for a long time.

Lu Yiming smiled, didn't say anything, touched the cup with these colleagues, and drank the tea in the cup.

He was naturally afraid at that time, but he had experienced too many things in the past year or so, and he knew that fear did not make any sense. Only in the face of difficulties can there be such a glimmer of life. If you don't do anything, you won't even have a chance to live.

"I'm also giving you a drink, the brave and fearless Mr. Lu Yiming!" Jin Lili also raised her glass and touched it with him.

Although Lu Yiming felt a little annoyed by so many people toasting, he could only clink glasses with her and take a sip of tea.

"What the hell, so outside!"

"Haha, look at your embarrassment."

Next, everyone began to talk about each other, and the atmosphere became relaxed.

"What's wrong? What kind of eyes do you have, how do you feel weird? Lu Yiming couldn't help but ask when he saw her strange look that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

Lily looked around and saw that the others were chatting on their own, no one cared about the two of them, so she bit her ear next to Lu Yiming's ear: "They don't know that Captain Lu Yiming, who is brave and fearless on the surface, righteous and awe-inspiring, and fearless in the face of danger, is actually a dark and dark-bellied old ruffian deep down......"

"Captain Lu Yiming...... As long as you see a girl wearing high heels and black silk, you can't take your eyes off it at all! He's a foot control! ”

Lu Yiming glanced down at the other party's dress. She was just wearing ordinary jeans and canvas shoes, and she didn't wear that sexy outfit, and she couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Not to be outdone, he responded: "My Fair Lady, a gentleman, as a gentleman, isn't it normal to like beautiful women?" Food, sex, too, this is the nature of men, even if they are saints, there is nothing to blame. ”

Jin Lili smiled: "It's still a saint, it's obviously a lewd gentleman, so I have to make excuses for myself." It seems that there are a lot of girls who like you now, how do you feel? ”

Lu Yiming shook his head and said, "It turns out that I am a lewd gentleman, haha, I think so too...... However, few people know that Ms. Jin Lili, the patent holder of Jin Lili's brand potion, the richest woman in the sea of clouds, and the beautiful, generous, smart and clever female researcher, is a ...... So what......"

"What is it?" She leaned over curiously.

Lu Yiming was a little embarrassed, and said two words in her ear: "Cheap!" ”

"What! What did you say?! Jin Lili didn't react for a while.

"I said, Ms. Jin Lili is a with masochistic tendencies. She usually behaves very cheerful and lively, but secretly few people know that as long as she quietly abuses her in public, she is very happy, very happy, and maybe even has an intracranial orgasm......"

"Ah, why are you like that?" Jin Lili said angrily.

", go, pour a cup of tea for this king!" Lu Yiming felt that he was good at his skills during this time, and he completely suppressed the other party. Of course, only in the face of a perverted girl like Lily can you make such a joke, and if you change a girl, you will definitely be blocked directly.

Jin Lili's face was hot when he said it, and her whole person stiffened like a plank.

A few seconds later, under the domination of a strange desire, he involuntarily got up and really poured a cup of tea for Lu Yiming.

Then she sat there, hot and dry, not sitting, not standing, not very comfortable, she could only put her right leg on her left leg, crossed her legs, and clamped them tightly.

"What are you doing! Why should I listen to him?! It's weird! ”

She wasn't really angry, but instead had a strong sense of pleasure in her mind.

Seeing the other people at the table and not noticing the two of them, Jin Lili simply gave up on herself, and said in a very soft voice: "Lu Daguan, what else do you want to let the cheap maid do?" Please command. ”

"Get on your knees!" Lu Yiming pretended to be cold and said.

"Ah......h

Jin Lili had this action in her mind, and it was really ...... It's so unsightly, and it's impossible to do it in a big way.

"This ...... No! ”

She couldn't help laughing again: "Some big officials with dark hearts just like to bully little. One day, just like in the palace fighting drama, the will also turn over and become the master! Maybe the big officials will kneel down to the......"

"Turn over and be the master? Okay, I'll satisfy you right now. Lu Yiming smiled on his face, "plopped", and deliberately dropped the phone off the dining table.

"Hey, did you drop your phone?" He said to himself.

Taking advantage of the opportunity to squat down, he quietly reached over with a hand, helped her take off her shoes as quickly as possible, and grabbed her ankles.

"It is said that some want to turn over and be their masters, come, turn over, turn over, I'll wait!"

She didn't wear stockings today, but a pair of white socks, which were also a regular match.

The socks feel very good to the touch, and they look very clean.

Lu Yiming slowly deepened his index finger from the sock, along her ankle, and touched the center of her foot. Due to the particularity of her physique, her skin is very delicate, and in comparison, Lu Yiming, who trains often, has relatively rough palms.

"Ah, you can't do that! It's too ...... like this," Jin Lili froze completely. A strong stimulus and a deep sense of shame filled her heart, and a tickling sensation came from the soles of her feet......

Her whole body was almost paralyzed, and she didn't dare to shout for help in public, and the blood in her whole body seemed to be boiling.

"Lu Daguan, please let go of the...... The wise and martial Lu Daguan is a gentleman, this can't do it, I can't help it, it's too itchy...... Please! ”

"Cut, fight me."

Naturally, he didn't dare to make too much trouble, and he didn't dare to squat all the time, and after the other party struggled a little, he finally let go of her. After playing with Jin Lili, Lu Yiming was so happy that he picked up the phone from the ground.

Moreover, it was only a few minutes of effort, and he felt that the whole person immediately became energetic, and the heartstrings that had been tense slowly relaxed.

I have a special premonition that I won't have nightmares tonight, maybe I'll have spring dreams?

This is the life that normal people should live.

"Sure enough, bullying produces pleasure...... Especially, bully beautiful women! ”

This feeling is great!

Jin Lili lowered her head, quietly put on her socks and shoes, and pretended to eat at the dining table to hide her face like a red balloon.

She is so good at playing, she can't even breathe well.

Carefully recalling the scene that had just happened, while feeling happy in his heart, he scolded fiercely: "Perverted!" Dead perverted! Ahhh Why is there such a perversion......"

I don't know if I'm scolding myself or Lu Yiming.

Lu Yiming was also immersed in the joy of victory, and took a few sips of water before slowly returning to his senses.

Maybe I really have perverted tendencies......

He turned his head again, patted Liu Xuwei's shoulder, and whispered: "Congratulations, I heard that you have recently lived with Fu Luoli?" Did you win it? ”

“…… It's almost, it's just sleeping together, you can only touch it, you can't ...... anything" Speaking of this matter, Liu Xu Wei's eyebrows danced, and he whispered in Lu Yiming's ear, and the province was heard by those girls.

"Why can you only touch it?"

"How do I know ......?"

His girlfriend Su Yuchen is a bit traditional in his thinking, and he is usually reluctant to even kiss and hug. Finally, a terrible accident happened, and he had an excuse to get into the other party's room and sleep together.

Maybe after a period of hard work, you will be able to get rid of your virgin career, which can make Liu Xu Wei miserable.

"I'm so nervous, I'm so nervous, what if it's a second? Isn't it embarrassing to be in seconds? It is said that after using the X potion, after the perception level is improved, it is easy to second! Lao Lu, do you have any experience, how did you get along with Lily? Did you have any reserves of Indian oil before the catastrophe? I've heard that it works well, it's cold, it can keep you from falling for hours, and it would be a shame if it was lost......"

"Well, there are some ...... in the wind oil essence If you really want to smear the wind oil essence indiscriminately, I won't stop it, it's said to be very exciting. But after going to the hospital, don't come to me. Lu Yiming's face darkened, it turned out that this damn guy was showing off to him.

You Liu Xuwei is obviously a poor guy holding rich Lori's thighs, and it's not thorough, what are you showing off!

The atmosphere at the table gradually became lively, and all the people present were young people, who had almost nothing to talk about, and soon talked about personal affairs from official affairs. All kinds of gossip news are the topics that everyone is more interested in, and in a state of mental tension, everyone also needs gossip to relax and relax.

"You say, 'Is there a god in the world?'

"Will we meet the real God? God repays kindness or malice? ”

Lu Yiming's ears moved, and he found that some people around him were discussing this issue.

He was suddenly intrigued.

The vast Yang River, the world of idealism, now even things suspected of being "ghosts" have come out.

So, is there a real "God" in the world?

This is a very important and somewhat serious topic.

“…… In various myths and legends, the gods appear as salvation of the world. FeedbackIn the world of idealism, God should not be a bad thing, and if it does, it may also bring us benefits. ”

Liu Xuwei scratched his head and said with emotion: "It's a pity, when my parents were alive, they were still Christians, and I don't know if they went to heaven...... A big flood washed them away, hey, I don't know what happened to them, I guess they're gone. ”

Liu Xuwei escaped because he stayed on the cruise ship and traveled. As for his parents, it is estimated that they are more than lucky, and they have long since missed them.

Another woman who specializes in this area said: "There are many people who think that God appears in the image of saving the world, and I think this statement may be a false proposition. ”

"I don't know if you have read Greek mythology, where the so-called gods are essentially amplified versions of human desires, and their morality is more than one grade worse than ours."

"There are gods like God who destroy the world at every turn, either by floods or by fire. There is no myth or legend in which the gods are completely true, good, and beautiful, and all of them contain elements of terror. ”

In the religious record, there must be some unspeakable horror to punish the apostate, so as to form a complete logical chain.

Complete truth, goodness and beauty, that's called a fairy tale, no one will believe it.

Lu Yiming sighed, so if he really met a god, it was probably not a good thing.

Then I heard someone say, "There are many kinds of God, there are Western systems and there are Eastern systems...... I don't know what kind of culture can create a true God in the world of idealism. I think it's better to meet our Eastern gods, because the Eastern gods don't need faith, everyone just trades on an equal footing, mutual benefit, I give him sacrifices, he protects me, which is equivalent to a relationship of buying and selling. ”

"And the Western gods need faith, everything they need for a person...... I can't seem to accept this situation. ”

"Yes, the Eastern God may be better than the Western God." Perhaps because everyone is in the Oriental cultural circle, everyone generally accepts the Eastern deity system more, and is faintly repulsive to compulsory beliefs.

"Guys, guys, I might ...... I've seen God! I think it's better not to encounter these things. Lu Yiming suddenly laughed twice, raised his eyebrows and said.

"Have you seen it? , right? Jin Lili patted him on the back, trying to take advantage of it again.

"Now I'll give you an analogy, I'm a little ant, and I've seen real gods!" Lu Yiming shook his head and said, "God is a huge mass of flesh, when he moves, the earth will be shaken, and his huge body can block the light of the sun. ”

"Do you mean, the super life above the White Mist Continent?" Liu Xuwei asked, "Those big Godzillas?" ”

Lu Yiming didn't pay attention to her, and said to himself: "There are thousands of black tentacles on the god's head, sometimes they are yellow, sometimes they may be green. ”

"He was inconceivably intelligent and could speak many different languages. Beneath the thousands of tentacles are two huge beads, which glow with a terrifying black and white light. There are two huge wind tunnels in Zhuzi, which can easily blow ants out of 108,000 miles. ”

"Underneath there is an organ that is suspected to be a mouth, with a white boulder inside, which can easily crush hard objects that ants cannot eat, and can also make a terrible, incomprehensible loud sound."

"Poof...... Ants are serious gods. Jin Lili seemed to understand what Lu Yiming was saying, and couldn't help laughing.

“…… The body of the god is covered with a strong but soft skin, which is difficult for even the strongest ants to destroy. At the end of the god's limbs were five huge strips of meat, one of which could crush the strongest ants into meat sauce. ”

"Those five strips of meat can also manipulate a round and transparent object, casting a destructive spot of light, and the huge heat can burn ants to death in an instant."

"The lower body of the god can also spray a terrifying yellow liquid, which can destroy an ant nest in an instant. Its huge feet had a sturdy carapace, and the carapace had something in the shape of a five-crescent moon, probably because of the magic that they had grown so great. ”

"The most terrible thing is that there is more than one God, and if there are ants who can get away with it, it is not from God's mercy. Instead, a great god twice as tall as the god appeared and hunted the god, and even though the god made an unexplained shout and tried to resist, the great god easily took him away, leaving only an uninsignificant shout......"

"This is the god of ants."

After listening to Lu Yiming's description, everyone laughed.

Because what he's talking about is the god in the eyes of ants. This is also known as human beings.

Yes, even a child of a few years old, in front of ants, is a god-like existence. Ants have no way to understand humans, and all their actions seem to them to be inexplicable products.

And God in the eyes of man, perhaps, is the same thing.

Lu Yiming took a deep breath and said, "So, don't think that God is omniscient and omnipotent, God is good, and God will help mankind." These ideas are all ridiculous. ”

"If it exists, I think it's just a creature more powerful than us."

"What Eastern gods, Western gods, don't expect it to be true, good, and beautiful, full of traditional virtues that human beings expect, and don't think that it can really save mankind. If this is the case, why didn't God appear before the S-class disaster broke out? We have been able to get to this point by ourselves! ”

"Maybe it's a little lucky, but more of it, it's our own efforts."

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(PS: 2-in-1 chapter.) Ahem, the one in front is just a mini-boss, and the one in the back should be, perhaps...... There are also bigger bosses...... )