Volume 2 The Last Days Chapter 82 It's Harder to Be a Man

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The teleportation was successful!

Lu Zhengxing and Qiong Li returned to the hut where they had changed their clothes almost naked.

It's just that Lu Zhengxing found that the black stone he was holding in his hand before teleportation was gone.

But he didn't think much about where the black stone went, after all, escaping from that closed secret room was better than losing anything.

And, thanks to Qiongli's accurate positioning, otherwise the two of them would have to appear on the streets of the town like this, it is estimated that the road is not enough, and Qiongli will be on fire at once.

Mingjing hated this kind of immoral thing, and he expressed his dissatisfaction to Lu Zhengxing.

So Lu Zhengxing solemnly declared: "The two of us are pure, we are innocent and flawless, we have no delusions or lust in our hearts, we have no distracting thoughts, only you are the one who has distracting thoughts!" ”

Regarding Lu Zhengxing's statement, Mingjing believes that this is simply an attempt to cover up.

Lu Zhengxing, who has inherited too many memories, finally learned to use Lu Gongzi's slightly profound knowledge flexibly.

He told Qiongli a story, of course, he actually told Mingjing this story: "Zen monk Yuan Tanshan with his junior brother, when crossing the river, he saw a beautiful woman, because the river was turbulent and could not pass, so he carried the woman across the river, after returning to the temple, the junior brother asked him that the monk can not get close to the woman, how can you hug the woman, Zen monk Yuan Tanshan laughed and said that woman, I have already put her down, but you put it in your heart." ”

As a member of the elite team of the Nova people, Qiongli naturally had no understanding of this Zen public case on the earth, and she didn't know what Lu Zhengxing meant by saying this to her.

Lu Zhengxing went on to explain: "This is a Zen case on earth, which tells us that as long as we do not have lustful thoughts and excessive behaviors in our hearts, we do not have to stick to some dogmas. ”

Qiong Li looked at Lu Zhengxing suspiciously, then blinked and smiled: "I don't have any dogma, you can ...... whatever you want."

Obviously, Qiongli misunderstood the meaning of Lu Zhengxing.

In order to avoid misunderstanding, Lu Zhengxing hurriedly explained: "I mean, just now the two of us had to escape for our lives, and you are not considered to have violated the moral code of people on Earth. ”

Qiong Li said indifferently: "I'm not from your earth, those rules have nothing to do with me, after all, the two of us can't completely use the rules on your earth!" ”

Qiong Li's words gave way to the right way, and she felt a little stunned when she heard it.

Only then did he realize that Qiongli was a very thoughtful Nova man, and he suddenly felt as if he had some excuse for doing evil.

Qiongli didn't understand what Lu Zhengxing meant, but Mingjing understood, and she said that she heard it.

His role as a tutor has now been reduced to the student's little brother, and he is speechless because what Lu Zhengxing said seems to have some truth, and he decided not to fight with Lu Zhengxing.

Seeing that Mingjing did not pick up the stubble, Lu Zhengxing intensified his efforts and told the story of Zilu, a great disciple of Confucius: "Kuai ordered Shi Qi to shoot down Zilu Guanying, and Zilu said: "If the gentleman dies, the crown is inevitable." Even if a gentleman is dying, he must be well-dressed. As a result, Zilu was chopped into meat sauce in the process of tying his hat. This story tells that Confucius's eldest disciple Zilu was fighting with people at that time, and in order to maintain his majesty and neatness, Zilu kept holding his hat with his hand, and as a result, he was killed and cut into meat sauce. ”

This story tells us that if we want to defend ourselves, we can't stick to some useless red tape, otherwise we may lose our lives.

Qiongli felt that she understood this story, and she immediately said: "Why don't you even wear clothes, let alone straighten your hat, so we won't be chopped into meat sauce!" ”

Lu Zhengxing gave a thumbs up and said to Qiong Li: "You are really perceptive, alas, I will worship you as a teacher in the future!" The key thing I want to tell you is that Zilu worshiped the wrong teacher, and it was precisely because he learned those red tapes from Confucius that he found and caused his death! ”

Mingjing knew that this was called patting Sang and scolding Huai, obviously Lu Zhengxing was saying that he was not as good as Qiongli and was no longer qualified to be his teacher.

The explanation means that if he listens to his words, he is likely to hang up like Zilu, which is simply a pole for stars. degree of contempt.

Mingjing continued to be speechless, he deeply felt that he seemed to be a little unable to teach this bear child, this child already knew too much.

If Mingjing were a human being, if it was an entity, he would probably vomit blood angrily at this moment.

It's just that now he can't get angry, and he can't vomit blood, so he has to forget about it.

Mingjing just hopes that Lu Zhengxing's skills can also play a role in other places.

Qiong Li maintained her original posture, looked at her master with admiration and asked weakly: "Master, do you think in the current situation, can we get dressed?" ”

Lu Zhengxing only cared about talking about the cannon, and even forgot about such an important thing as getting dressed.

The two of them looked naked at the moment, and quickly nodded and said, "I can see it." ”

Seeing that her master didn't even bother to wear clothes in order to tell her story, thinking of Lu Zhengxing's mouth just now, Qiongli couldn't help but smile secretly.

At this time, there was a noise outside the house, and even the sound of sirens sounded.

Someone shouted, "Catch her!" Don't let her run! ”

A female voice eagerly added: "Don't hurt her, Commander Yao said, don't hurt like a hair." ”

Lu Zhengxing hurriedly closed his mouth, he and Qiong Li looked at each other, not knowing what was going on.

At this moment, the door of the originally crowded hut opened, and Lu Zhengxing saw a blond hair fluttering in.

In the next second, Lu Zhengxing saw a pocket laser gun with the muzzle of the black hole on his forehead.

The searchlight outside shone on the window of the cabin, and with the help of the light, Lu Zhengxing could see it thoroughly, and the person holding the gun at him was a very young girl with some immaturity, who looked fifteen or sixteen years old at most.

With the help of the light, the girl also saw Lu Zhengxing's face with his hands raised naked, and also saw Qiongli who was surprised next to her.

The girl whispered: "Don't make a sound, don't move, you dog men and women, if you dare to make a little noise, I'll shoot my aunt!" ”

This girl is really not simple, and as she spoke, she pulled out a gun and put it on Qiongli's waist.

Through the occasional light from outside the wooden house, Lu Zhengxing noticed that the girl was very white-skinned, and there were blue eyes under her long eyelashes.

The facial features are very exquisite, but this spirit looks a little immature and unreasonable, and it seems to be a bit procrastinate to call herself an aunt and grandmother at such a young age.

The girl noticed that Lu Zhengxing was looking at herself, and she was very embarrassed to be stared at by the almost naked man, so she ordered Lu Zhengxing to turn around.

But then, the girl felt that this seemed all the more wrong, and she commanded in a low voice: "Put on your clothes, you exhibitionist!" ”

Lu Zhengxing was very depressed, he was obviously giving a very layered speech with his soul servant in the cabin, so in the blink of an eye, someone held a gun to his head, and he was named an exhibitionist.

Obviously, this little kid called aunt and grandmother broke in and destroyed his privacy, okay?

You can define yourself as an exhibitionist!

Lu Zhengxing wanted to open his mouth to defend a few words, but he didn't expect the muzzle of the gun to be pointed on his forehead again, and the girl threatened with some vigour: "If you don't wear clothes again, I will burn your head into a bagel!" ”

Xiucai met a soldier, and it was unreasonable.

Lu Zhengxing is not a showman, but he met his aunt, and his aunt didn't let him say it, so he had to not say it.

It's dangerous to resist in such a small space, because there's no room to maneuver.

In order not to touch the aunt and grandmother of the society as much as possible, Lu Zhengxing's dressing action is very difficult, very difficult.

Fortunately, with Qiongli's help, he dressed himself neatly.

Looking at the scene where Qiong Li, who was affectionate, helping Lu Zhengxing get dressed, the girl said contemptuously: "Shameless and obscene!" ”

Lu Zhengxing was speechless, he said I was an exhibitionist without clothes, and you scolded me for being shameless and obscene when I wore clothes, it was really difficult to be a man, and it was even more difficult to be a man!