Chapter 58: Who Stole the Peach Stands Up
"The gods have lived in the lower realm for a long time, and they may not have heard of it, but this matter is a sensation in the heavenly court, and no gods know it, and even the Buddha of the West has heard of it.
Helplessly, I was implicated, this bastard who stole the peach, if he was found out, he must pull his tendons, peel his skin, eat his flesh, and drink his blood!"
Last time, Sun Wukong almost stole and ate the entire Pan Taoyuan, causing him to be demoted three levels in a row and fined for more than 500 years, all in vain!
Now, I have just recovered this third level, and because I lost a peach, I have been downgraded to eight levels in a row, and I once returned to Sun Monkey!
How can he not be resentful? In this life, he and the person who stole the peach are incompatible!
Chu Ling smiled awkwardly, beads of sweat oozing from his forehead again.
"The Xuantian Mirror can see the future of the past life, why hasn't the real murderer been found?"
"The little one doesn't know, this is the reason why the Jade Emperor is angry, even the heavenly court can't find out the peach thief, which shows that his magic power is outrageous. ”
"That Rui Ning also stole peaches, how did the Jade Emperor punish her?"
Chu Ling asked a question that he was very concerned about, this can be used for his own reference, and the end will probably be worse than her.
The Jade Emperor reprimanded her, asked her to make a deep review, and also punished her to the lower realm to secretly investigate the whereabouts of Pan Tao. ”
"Ah, the punishment is so light?" Chu Ling thought that she had violated the rules of heaven, at least punishing her for throwing a pig fetus in the lower realm, but she didn't expect it to be so light.
"Alas!"
The old man of the mountain god sighed helplessly, saying that the world is sour.
"Don't say it, what can the people around the Queen Mother, the Jade Emperor? We, the little gods who work hard, are at the mercy of others. ”
I can't imagine that the heavenly court is so dark, and the sophistication of human feelings is more powerful than that of the human world.
"If that peach thief catches it, what punishment will he get?" Chu Ling continued to ask.
"Needless to say, as long as you catch it, at least tie it up and cut it to the immortal platform, and the thunder and lightning will shock him for thousands of days and nights, and let him be tortured!
When the mountain god Lao'er spoke, he gritted his teeth, obviously full of hatred.
"That's cruel, isn't it? ”
One is self-examination, the other is scattered, and the two punishments are simply very different, and the judgment is like mud!
"It's not cruel at all! The mountain god said.
[Ding, please pick up the wine bottle on the ground, there is a reward]
Chu Ling looked at the few empty second pot heads on the ground, and didn't want to lose face in front of his subordinates, so he thought in his heart.
"Ahem, you're a little dirty here. ”
"The small temple is negligent, and I just took office, so I'm here to clean it up. ”
"Go get a broom and a dustpan to clean up, the temple is so much rubbish, how can you get it. ”
Taking advantage of the mountain god walking out of the temple, Chu Ling quickly picked up a few bottles of Erguotou wine bottles.
[Ding, the host picks up more than 3 bottles, triggering a bonus critical hit]
[Ding, congratulations to the host, get a reward demon subduing magic weapon set: a peachwood sword, a gossip mirror, three clear bells and a hanging, and five demon suppression talismans]
In an instant, the demon slaying magic weapon was in the bag, and the reward crit was really cool and crooked.
This descending magic mana is 10, plus the help of magic weapons, little monsters, where to escape?
At this time, the old man of the mountain god found a tattered broom from nowhere, and a dustpan with a loophole, barely cleaned up.
Chu Ling walked out of the temple, it was cloudy outside, it was dark, it seemed that the demonic spirit on the mountain was very strong, and this group of monsters dared to be so arrogant during the day?
The mountain god Lao Er is short in stature, and he doesn't need to bend down when he walks out of the one-meter-high mountain temple.
The mountain god came straight to the open space in front of the temple and yelled and said: "The peach thief has a kind of stand up for me, and the labor and management must cut you!"
How is the tone of this mountain god's speech a bit like the pheasant in Causeway Bay?
A silver bell-like laugh was heard in the air.
"Ho-ho-ho-hehe!"
"Stinky old man, what's the point of stealing a few peaches from you, as for shouting here?"
It was a woman's crisp voice, coming from the depths of the forest.
The aura on this mountain is coupled with the fact that the forest is deep and roadless, the dense forest is gloomy, and the people are inaccessible, how can there suddenly be a woman talking?
The mountain god Lao'er was so frightened that he shrank his neck, and he couldn't wait to hide behind Chu Ling.
"God, it's these monsters who occupy the mountains and forests, do evil, openly scare the little gods, and ask the gods to make decisions for me. "The mountain god Lao Er was aggrieved.
This mountain god should be too sloppy, and he was frightened by a monster!
Chu Ling followed the prestige, and a few smiling fiery red foxes appeared in the forest, which turned out to be fox demons!
They were actually laughing at the mountain god, the corners of their mouths were grinning, and they were smiling.
What a deception!
I thought it was a big monster, but it was just a few foxes.
"Stinky old man, who doesn't know that this Nandang Mountain is our territory! For thousands of years, who dares to come here to be a mountain god, but you don't believe in evil, do you?" The fox demon's voice came from high in the sky, full of evil spirit and arrogance.
Even if you are a demon, you have not escaped from the Three Realms, do you still want to rebel against the Heavenly Court?" said the mountain god boldly.
Seeing his cowering appearance, Chu Ling expected that when he came here, he had already been tricked by this group of monsters, and he would not have been so cowardly.
"Don't take a big hat to buckle me! You are a little mountain god, and you still want to use the heavenly court to suppress me, tell you, those gods, I am more familiar than you!
Thousands of years ago, in the Shang and Zhou wars, the old lady witnessed it with her own eyes, and when she was a god, if I hadn't been a little less qualified, I might have been on the list!
Broken mountain god, quickly get out of my territory, this mountain can't accommodate you!I'll smash your shrine today!" the fox demon said viciously.
The old man of the mountain god trembled, and he didn't know whether he was trembling with fear or with anger.
A flash of white light flashed through the dense forest and headed straight for the mountain temple.
The white light was blazing, and wherever it passed, the grass and trees instantly turned to ashes, and the wind was like a menacing one.
"Boom, boom, boom—" There were several loud noises, and the mountain temple collapsed, the masonry shattered, and the dust flew everywhere.
"You monster, you have so much courage!"
The mountain god held a wooden staff and stepped forward.
In the flying dust, a white fox with a tail length of three feet gradually stood up and became a human form.
When the choking dust and mist lifted, the figure appeared in front of him, his limbs and torso identical to the human body, except that his skin was covered with thick white hair.
Especially on his face, he strangely retains that triangular fox face, and gives out a goosebump-like smile.
"The wooden staff of the mountain god, is it worth my thousand-year-old mana?" her voice was like a charm, enchanting and seductive.
If it weren't for this respectful face, I'm afraid I would mistake it for a beautiful girl.
The wooden staff of the mountain god is about two meters long, made of sunken wood, one end is inlaid with a heavy ball of black iron, carved with a moire tiger ornament, and the tiger dances in the wind.
The white fox was slender, propped up his hands, and laughed at his clumsy swinging staff.
Is it the lower realm of the land god of the heavenly court, or is it a bit of a foundation! Chu Ling was secretly surprised by his set of staff techniques.
"Youkai, look for death!" the mountain god slashed down with a cane.