……

Finally, the middle-aged woman felt that there seemed to be some confusion here, and said, "Okay, okay, don't talk about it, listen to me." ”

As the so-called flock of sheep walks by the head sheep, all the women no longer speak, but look at the middle-aged woman in unison.

The middle-aged woman coughed and said: "His martial arts father has already been assessed just now, and it is basically improvised to say the past, in fact, I don't know what is going on in other aspects, let's conduct a literary examination for him first." ”

Hearing this, he wiped the sweat on his forehead, fortunately, these women did not plan to come up and beat themselves, if that was the case, he estimated that he would not be able to hold it, even if he added Qiongli, he would not be able to hold it.

Lu Zhengxing looked down at Yao Yun Shi Yao Yun was full of pride, obviously he was very proud of such a situation, because she felt that these aunts of hers were doing this to care about herself, and she believed that her husband and brother were real gold who were not afraid of fire refining and could withstand the test, and eating radishes was not afraid of salty salt and could withstand foaming.

So the exam began, and a handsome woman who was not a few years older than Yao Yun spoke: "I am Yao Yun's aunt, and your current attitude can be regarded as honest, and I am not difficult for you." ”

Speaking of this, she suddenly looked at the sky and said, "It's the end of the world, it doesn't seem to rain today, so you can write a five-word quatrain about mountains and rain." ”

Everyone looked at Lu Zhengxing in unison, and Yao Yun also looked at Lu Zhengxing with anticipation, she believed that her husband's brother was omnipotent.

Lu Zhengxing thought about it, and he remembered that he had written a poem in college and published it in an unknown journal at the school.

After a little hesitation, he opened his mouth and read: "After the rain of thousands of mountains, all rivers compete to be the first, although people are good, wind and rain are more natural." ”

Lu Zhengxing's voice was right, and she replied in this quiet small courtyard, Qiong Li, who was hiding in the corner, was a little ate, she didn't expect her master to have such a talent, and she actually spoke out a poem casually.

Qiongli originally wanted to applaud, but when she saw the women, she still kept her mouth shut.

The middle-aged woman sighed slightly: "This poem is not badly written, and it can be regarded as reaching the level of limerick poetry, even if he passes this level." ”

For example, a woman wearing glasses next to her said: "Don't worry, check on the Internet to see if he copied it, if so, we must make him look good today." ”

Lu Zhengxing hurriedly confessed: "This is indeed what I did, if there is false plagiarism, I am willing to crash to death on the ground." ”

The words are conclusive, the feelings are earnest, and there are some touching.

Lu Zhengxing said this, Yao Yun hugged Lu Zhengxing's arm tighter, obviously she was afraid that Lu Zhengxing would not be able to think about it.

The women were busy and used various devices around them to check the Internet.

The road is on the road for a while, and my heart is worried.

Three minutes later, the women did not find out that the poem had been published in anyone's name.

When Lu Zhengxing thought he had passed, another young woman with glasses said, "He shows that he can read, so can he write?" Prepare some pen and paper for him to write and read. ”

Lu Zheng thought that it was really difficult to be a man, he just became a nominal husband, and he was tossed by such a bunch of aunts and aunts.

It can be seen that when you go out, you need to be cautious when making friends, and you must look at the family tree when you have a girlfriend.

Lu Zhengxing made up his mind that he would never be able to marry Yao Yun in the future, even if she grew up, these relatives of hers were really fatal.

Fortunately, Lu Zhengxing inherited the mantle of Lu Gongzi, and after a fight with the old man in black just now, he seemed to recall a lot of skills, so after the women brought pen, ink, paper and inkstone, Lu Zhengxing stood at the stone table and splashed ink.

The four lines of words fall on the paper, the pen walks the dragon and snake, and the phoenix dances, which is quite a bit chic and aura.

At this point, the eyes of all the women looking at Lu Zhengxing were a little different, and Lu Zhengxing felt that there was some suspicion in it.

Yao Yun was also bluffed when she saw this, she didn't expect that her husband's brother was actually half a calligrapher.

The middle-aged woman came over and examined it herself, apparently she was also very satisfied with it.

But she didn't say anything easily, she looked at the bespectacled woman next to her and said, "Tell me your topic too." ”

The bespectacled woman had unkempt hair, was tall, had a long neck, and tall legs that looked like a special bird.

She said in a hoarse voice: "I know some ancient poems, this is nothing, now the earth is about to end, and you can't live without a little really useful knowledge." ”

Lu Zhengxing listened in horror, he had always admired women with glasses.

Because many of his female teachers wore glasses, and he was often reprimanded by the female teachers who wore glasses during his school days, he fell into related sequelae.

But fortunately, none of the women around him in the car wore glasses, and she couldn't help but feel a lot relieved when she thought of this.

The woman spoke, "What are your thoughts on the theory of a unified position on the interaction of gravity, gravity, and electromagnetic forces, as well as weak interactions?" ”

As soon as the question came out, the originally noisy women all shut their mouths, obviously there are very few women who know science, and now the women are deeply impressed that their sister can ask such a deep question, because they don't understand these at all.

Lu Zhengxing was originally a science and engineering man, and he still had some understanding of these things, so he said catchily: "The unified field theory starts from the concept that interaction is transmitted by the field, and wants to use a unified theory to explain the theory of various interactions, and the four interactions it wants to unify are strong interactions, weak interactions, electromagnetic interactions, and gravitational interactions......"

Everyone was stunned when they heard what Lu Zhengxing said, like a book from heaven.

Only the tall woman with glasses stopped and said, "I don't need you to explain this theory to me, I naturally know, I just want to hear your views and understanding." ”

All the women first looked at the woman with glasses, and then looked at Lu Zhengxing's mouth in unison, hoping that Lu Zhengxing's mouth could say something earth-shattering.

Sure enough, Lu Zhengxing said something, and everyone was suddenly a little dissatisfied, because Lu Zhengxing said: "I don't have any opinion. ”

Hearing such an answer, the woman felt insulted and angry: "Everyone will have an opinion, even pigs will also express their attitude towards food, how can you not have an opinion?" ”

Although the words were for Lu Zhengxing, the other women were very uncomfortable listening to them, and they couldn't help but bow their heads gloomily, because women really don't have any opinions about these things, and this woman scolded like this, but she was a little suspicious of hurting her family.

Lu Zhengxing replied unmindingly: "I think this so-called unified theory is a bit unreliable, because the world is rich and diverse, it is colorful, it is impossible to summarize everything in the world with a formula, this is the basis for the existence of the diversity of the universe, if the universe can be drawn with only a pen, then it is just a stick figure, not a real, vast and complex universe with infinite changes." ”

When everyone heard Lu Zhengxing say this, they all felt very admired, because it sounded very reasonable to ordinary people, and even some philosophical.

The woman with glasses thought for a moment and said, "You can fool ordinary people by fooling them, but you have to come up with some practical theories for me." ”

As soon as she said this, the other ordinary women threw some resentment and dissatisfaction at her, obviously they did not want to be deceived people, and they were deceived women.

Are they easy to deceive?

Yao Yun's other aunts naturally don't think they're easy to deceive, and Lu Zhengxing probably won't think so.

Lu Zhengxing just said casually, where would he find any theory?

Moreover, theory is not something that ordinary people can come up with, and it is necessary to move bricks to the house, move a lot of bricks and put them at home, and when there are a lot of bricks, and be recognized as an expert, you can be qualified to manufacture high-end products such as "theory".

Because of the unified field theory, it is said that hundreds of years ago, there was a scientist named Albert Einstein who did not come up with a result in his life, and he became famous for a while.

At this time, Mingjing proudly said in Lu Zhengxing's head: "Do you want to ask for me?" I'm a bit of a theoretical. ”

Lu Zhengxing hurriedly said: "I have always respected Teacher Ming, and I hope you will help me in times of crisis." ”

Under the instruction of the star, Lu Zhengxing said catchily again: "According to the third law of cosmology and the derivation formula of the theory of interstellar gravity, it is impossible to unify the forces between the universes, in different times, spaces and parallel worlds, various forces have different manifestations and different force field characteristic parameters, so it is impossible to establish the same field theory, if there is a unified field theory, then the parallel world, the parallel universe, will eventually collapse, and the universe will retract to its original state in the last moment, All space, time, and energy will come to naught! ”