Chapter 365: Mr. Pretty Much
Lin Li didn't know that his live broadcast tonight had attracted the attention of many people in the entertainment industry, and many people who learned the news of Lin Li's live broadcast saw that the time was approaching, and they all opened the ivory live broadcast and entered Ayu's live broadcast room.
Lin Li and Ayu didn't know that their live broadcast room was star-studded tonight.
There are Leng Ying, Qiu Tian, Ning Yuchao, Bai Jingyu, SG Women's Group, Meng Weier, Xiao Miao, Wang Chuke, etc., who participated in the Weibo night.
There are also Sun Yunhan, Deng Yang, Liang Sheng, Xu Zhe, Cai Wenli, Xu Hanxing, Lu Xiang, Wang Zirui, Pan Ke and so on, who did not participate in the Weibo night.
There are also Satan, Fang Yurong, Li Shuai, Sunset, Zhou Chunhui, Hou Haisen, Tao Yufeng, etc., who are not in the entertainment industry, but are closely related to the entertainment industry.
Some of them came because they cared about Lin Li, while some came just to see Lin Li being scolded, and some of them came purely to see how Lin Li resolved this crisis tonight, with a learning mentality.
Lin Li has been in the entertainment industry for so long, and he has always been tossing, every time he looks at it, he will be infamous and his future will be ruined, but every time he can not only turn the danger into a disaster, but also bottom out.
Lin Li debuted for more than half a year, and this kind of thing has happened many times.
Boycotted the draft, offended Tianyun, was questioned for cheating in the college entrance examination, was besieged by the Poetry Association, fought, went to the detention center, was beaten by Fan Zhou, and angered Weibo.
One by one, pick one or two out at random, even if it is a star with some roots in the entertainment industry, if he doesn't die, he will be scrapped.
But Lin Li, not only is it not wasted, but the more mixed it is, the better!
Once or twice, everyone thinks that it is Lin Li's capital operation behind him, but so many times, Lin Li has nothing to do, he is simply a Xiaoqiang who can't be killed!
Celebrities often have negative news coming out, and these things are for the public relations team of the brokerage company to go to public relations, or hand them over to a professional public relations company to deal with the aftermath, but if things get out of control, many times the public relations company will not take it.
Lin Li is in this situation, every time he sees things get out of control, but he reverses the situation abruptly, and some public relations teams in the entertainment industry have asked which company took Lin Li's order and why there is no news at all.
However, after inquiring around, they found that Lin Li's series of behaviors did not even find any public relations company, and they all did it alone!
This can't help but impress everyone with him!
So in addition to the people who care about Lin Li and hate Lin Li, many artist teams and public relations companies have also begun to pay attention to Lin Li, and they all took the time to wait for Lin Li's live broadcast to start in front of their mobile phones or computers tonight.
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Meeting room of Kyoto Aosi Public Relations Consultants.
On the projector screen of the conference room, it reads: Analysis of crisis public relations cases in the entertainment industry.
Standing in front of the curtain is Marley, the general project manager of Oak & Prist.
"Today's people here are all newcomers who have just joined our company, I am very happy that you can join our big family, I want to say that to do our business, not only to have rich experience, a keen sense of smell and exquisite interpersonal skills, but also a very important point, do you know what it is?"
There were more than a dozen young people below, and they all thought for a while when they heard this question.
"I think it should be a hard work spirit."
One of the girls with a beautiful face replied.
"Qian Rou is right, this is the spirit of learning!" Ma Li glanced at Qian Rou with appreciation, "Therefore, we often learn from the successful experience of other companies, of course, we also have to learn from the experience of failure, we must know the reasons for failure and learn lessons, but tonight, this person I told you is more special, and may not be suitable for most people in the entertainment industry, but we can also learn something from it, it depends on your understanding." β
"I've been paying attention to this person for a long time, his experience is very interesting, I think you should know a little bit about his previous things, let's not talk about it today, today we will talk about the public opinion crisis that Lin Li encountered this time."
Aosi Public Relations Consulting Company is one of the top ten public relations companies in China, and all of them are outstanding talents selected by public relations companies among many interviewers, who are naturally sensitive to the ups and downs of the entertainment industry.
Ma Li glanced at the people sitting again and said, "Let's talk about it, if Lin Li asks our company for public relations now, what plan will you give." β
After Ma Li finished speaking, more than a dozen newly recruited young people began to think about countermeasures.
This question is not simple, because it is suspected of insulting women, this hat is very big, and if it is not handled well, it is likely to affect the future development of the artist, and the answer they give here is good or not, and the impression left on the leader is not the same, and there may be bias in the follow-up work arrangement, so they are all thinking.
"Sheng Sijie, let's talk first."
Seeing that everyone was silent, Marley began to take the roll call.
The young man named Sheng Sijie was about to get up and answer, but was waved down by Ma Li: "Sit and say, you can say whatever comes to mind, today is just a simple discussion, don't be so serious." β
Sheng Sijie sat down and said, "I think we have to make Lin Li apologize immediately, and then spend money to deal with the media and scum waves, and hire some sailors to go around to correct Lin Li's name and suppress the impact of this matter." β
Marley nodded, this can be said to be the normal operation of a PR company, although it is routine, but the effect is still good.
Marley was noncommittal and said, "Well, sit down, who else has an idea?" β
"I want to ask, what is Lin Li's budget?"
Another young man, Xu Zhipeng, stood up.
"Regardless of the budget, you can say according to the plan you can think of, many times, what celebrities want is the effect, and the budget is something that can be discussed, as long as your plan is good." Marley said.
Xu Zhipeng said: "Then I will suggest that Lin Li use money to buy black material from celebrities who have a bad relationship with him, and use the news of other celebrities to divert the focus of public opinion." β
Everyone else looked at Xu Zhipeng, thinking that this guy was quite ruthless.
Marley didn't think there was any, and this kind of tactic was not uncommon.
"Well, everyone else is also talking about their own plans."
"My plan is to let Lin Li participate in some public welfare projects to defend women's rights at this time, and then buy notices to hype it up."
"I think Lin Li might as well take this opportunity to spark a national topic and discuss the social status of women, even if there is scolding, it is also black and red!"
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Slowly, the discussion in the conference room became lively.
But Marley is not very satisfied with these plans, and if his assumptions are true, customers like Lin Li will most likely not be satisfied with the solutions provided by these people.
If you put these newcomers together and discuss for a few hours, maybe a good plan comes out, but what they ignore is the personality of the customer.
Or the customer's personality!
In many cases, the company's plans are good, and the results are expected to be good, but the stars are not satisfied, just because the implementation of these plans will damage their personality!
People like Lin Li are even more outliers in the entertainment industry, and it is even more difficult to give a plan.
To be honest, Marley doesn't have a good plan of his own.
In other words, he didn't know how to break Lin Li's situation.
Everyone said about it, and Ma Li saw that Qian Rou frowned and was silent, so he asked, "Qian Rou, tell me your plan." β
Everyone quieted down and looked at Qian Rou, this girl, during the interview, she was unanimously praised by the three interviewers, and for the other interviewers, the three examiners all had black faces.
Qian Rou was silent for a while, and said in her sweet and clear voice: "I know that Lin Li will broadcast live tonight, if our company wants to take his order, I suggest that he sing a song that scolds men during the live broadcast, preferably similar to the previous "Almost Girl", which can not only show his talent, but also echo his unruly maverick character, but the difficulty of this plan lies in how intense this song is, fortunately, as far as I know, Lin Li should be able to complete it." β
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Lin Li, who was far away in Rieter Entertainment, sneezed and sniffled.
"Ayu, let's start broadcasting."
Lin Li saw that the time was up, and said to Ayu.
Ayu nodded, logged in to her account on her mobile phone and started the live broadcast, and then she exited the live broadcast screen and sat on the chair next to her.
The live broadcast began, and the barrage rolled like crazy.
[It's started, it's started! ] γ
γPlease start your performance!γ γ
[This star who insults women is recommended to be blocked! ] γ
[Welcome to the Great Demon King!] γ
γHot! γ
[Let's almost get started!] γ
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Lin Li didn't look at the barrage, just looked at the live broadcast phone and said, "Hello everyone, welcome to Ayu's live broadcast room......"
Under Lin Li's greeting, the gifts in the live broadcast room floated up.
The planes and rockets continued, so that the entire live broadcast room was blocked.
The barrage can be closed, but when the airplane rocket is brushed, there is a full-screen scrolling prompt, which will affect the vision if it is too much.
Lin Li paused for a while, and waited for the gifts to be almost brushed, and the live broadcast could see his face clearly before he continued: "Thank you to all the people who support me, I started this live broadcast tonight, the reason is very simple, that is, in the past two days, many people have scolded me, saying that my new song insults women, but I found a very interesting phenomenon, that is, many women do not feel offended, because most women are like me, hating those almost girls, but many male Vs are constantly stirring up trouble......"
[I'm a woman, I think Lin Li's song is very good, there is no insult to women! ] γ
[I think Lin Li's song three views are very positive, those almost girls are really disgusting.] γ
[Come on, Lin Li, I bought "Almost Girl". γ
[I've listened to it thirty times, but I still can't sing, it's too difficult. γ
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After listening to Lin Li's words, countless people on the barrage supported Lin Li, and Ayu also quietly got on his own trumpet on the side, and posted on the barrage: "Lin Li is the star I have ever seen with the most positive views, of course, he is also the most handsome, don't refute!" β
Lin Li glanced at the barrage and continued: "I don't think it's women who feel insulted, but the imbalance in the hearts of men, I've always pursued equality between men and women, so I decided to broadcast live tonight and give a song to my male compatriots as well!" β
Lin Li took the professional microphone prepared in advance and continued: "Song title: "Mr. Almost". β
γGrooveγ
[He's coming, he's coming, he's coming with a new song! γ
[New song? γ
[Is this going to scare men?] Ha ha! γ
[A good man and a woman are equal. γ
[I smiled unkindly.] γ
[Trembling ......]
[Hahaha, I'm so happy, I'm looking forward to it, I'm a woman. γ
[Watch the show! γ
[New song again?] Lined with high yields like sows! γ
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Lin Li closed his eyes and took a deep breath, entering the state of song.
His voice was magnetic and a little confused.
I'm Mr. Almost, I'm almost born
It means that I am very naΓ―ve, and it also means that I am an idler
It's almost a life, and this question is difficult
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A little sad prelude, which surprised everyone, originally heard the title of the song, everyone thought that this song would be the same as "Almost Girl", but it didn't sound like it was quite the same.
The accompaniment drum beat suddenly joined, and Lin Li's rap also changed its sad tone and became very sonorous:
I smoked a similar cigarette and another day went about the same
I spent about the same amount of money
The taste should be about the same salty, and the life should be about the same
Living on the edge of the same, another almost year
A similar big city, with more or less stupid people
I watched it a few more times, in the same pose
Watching the same TV and eating the same dog blood
Writing the same words, and swearing the same thing
Pretty much the nightlife, and the same amount of wine
Listening to the same music, getting drunk about the same
There is almost despair, and there are almost dreams
Dressed in similar clothes, his head is almost empty
Pretty much talking, almost complaining
It's almost time, it's time to go back to my home about the same
It's almost the same as being blind, and it's almost the same as referring to a deer as a horse
Go on
Go ahead and touch the elephant blindly, is there anything wrong?
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The rhyming arrangement, pause rhythm, and pronunciation of this song are the same as "Pretty Girl", but the lyrics are different from "Pretty Girl".
"Pretty Girl" is described and criticized from the perspective of a calm God, but the lyrics of "Mr. Almost" are self-criticism and satire in the first person.
But after listening to it, everyone also thinks it's right, after all, Lin Li is a man, and he can sing from a male perspective.
It's almost repeated, and it's always almost the same
The same feeling is always the same and the same heavy product
Almost lonely, not much poison
A similar road, I suffer the same hardship
I drank the same pill and slept about the same night
It's almost like driving me crazy
Almost bad, almost wonderful
It's about as high, and it's about as good as it gets
The same Chinese style, almost to cover your ears
The bad show drags the shed and almost wants to help you send it to the end
Almost the same singer, with the same oolong
The almost microphone, the same Hu Long who sings, is crying poorly
It's almost like a pig's head
But I'm almost like them
It's almost as good as it is, and it's almost as strong as it is to bluff
It's almost like choking on scolding, otherwise what would you do?
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Rhythmic grooves, harmonious rhymes, and a series of emotive raps make this song sound enjoyable.
Every time Lin Li sings, the person who hears it will feel his heartbeat beat with it, and he can't help but want to learn the rapper's gesture and wave a few times.
The lyrics of this song are still rough and direct, Lin Li sings the most realistic and profound topics in the simplest and crude words, while the others, on the contrary, are moaning in the most brilliant and delicate words.
And what Lin Li is even more powerful about is that the rap is so fast, and the words are extremely clear, even if there are no subtitles, everyone can hear the lyrics of Lin Li's song clearly.
This kind of skill is also superb-class in the rap industry.
Pretty much you're about me
Pretty much he's about the same as her
Scolding almost wants to be developed, almost playing haha
He cursed, fork, fork, rattle, rat
Almost sir, he was like a joke, and someone was scolding again
It's almost impossible to jump, or it's better to jump
It's almost like a turtle, but the turtle is warped
Isn't this a similar life?
It's almost up to the top to swim upstream
I almost silently thought in my heart, they and I couldn't herd cattle
It's almost like a street, and if it's a little worse, you'll become a streetmate
I sang eighty-eight, pretty much the same
Mr. Pretty Much wouldn't care so much
How should life be lived, how is 2019 almost
I'm Mr. Almost, Lin Li
I'm Mr. Almost
I'm Mr. Almost
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I'm Mr. Almost!