Chapter 2 I'm going to sleep, you take care of yourself

After Li Beichen woke up, a reporter from the Luozhou Evening News came to interview him once.

With the previous news report as a foreshadowing, Li Beichen still picked some nice words and answered the other party.

The female reporter asked: "What did you think when you saw the child fall?"

Li Beichen replied: "I'm anxious, I'm angry, I wish I was a superman." ”

Female reporter: "We understand the feelings, you are worried that the baby will be harmed." So how do you do it?"

Li Beichen responded: "At that time, I forgot to be afraid, and I impulsively reached out and hugged the baby. ”

Female reporter: "You are amazing, Li Beichen, you are such a hero!"

Li Beichen was a little embarrassed: "Oh, this is nothing, anyone would do this at that time." ”

Female reporter: "Wow, you are so ashamed, your spirit of self-sacrifice is really worth learning from all of us." Finally, what else do you have to say?"

Li Beichen was a little angry: "I really want to beat the baby's mother." ”

Female reporter: "You're such a cute boy with integrity and blood, yes, the baby's mother is too careless." ”

Li Beichen opened his mouth and was speechless.

The female reporter was very satisfied with the success of her interview, and finally summed up: "Come, let us all thank our hero boy Li Beichen!"

The surrounding onlookers applauded enthusiastically.

As a result, everyone was overjoyed and harmonious, and then the president of the newspaper also awarded Li Beichen a bonus of 3,000 yuan for righteousness and courage on behalf of the newspaper.

What made Li Beichen even more surprised and excited was that the baby's mother specially brought the baby to visit him, and gave him a red envelope of 5,000 yuan as a reward.

That night, Li Beichen's parents, who were doing a self-employed small business in Yuezhou, also received the news from the message that Li Beichen was injured, and hurried back to the hospital.

Because of this, under the instructions of the hospital leaders, Li Beichen reluctantly stayed in the hospital for two more days, although he felt that his body was better.

In the past half a month, Li Beichen has been in the hospital twice, and he feels very unlucky, and now he can finally return to his nest on Mingya Road accompanied by his parents - a two-bedroom ordinary commercial house.

Closing the door, Li Beichen can finally relax on the bed, he carefully recalled the changes in the past half a month: since the accident on the top of Tianlong Mountain, he feels that his body is getting better and better day by day, his strength is increasing day by day, his body is gradually full of qi, and there seems to be endless power in his gestures, the most intuitive difference is that the degree of recovery after the body injury is very fast, the injury that used to take ten days to recover is now healed in a day or two, and after the wound is healed, there is no scar.

Li Beichen thought quietly, and suddenly remembered the two prompt tones he received in his mind, so he concentrated on using his consciousness to try to communicate the voice in his body, once, twice, not enough.

Li Beichen continued to work hard, constantly trying to communicate with his mind: "How are you?

It is often said that perseverance is the opening of gold and stone. After many transmissions of thoughts, Li Beichen finally received a response in his mind: "Are you annoyed? You woke me up," the tone was as crisp as a teenager's, but with a bit of laziness, like a dream when he just woke up.

Li Beichen was overjoyed, and hurriedly passed on his thoughts: "Who are you? Why are you asleep in my body?"

This time, I immediately received a message back: "I am the heart-shaped Nuwa stone left by Nuwa to mend the sky, it is really decrepit, it was brought back to Earth due to an asteroid impact that day, and it was almost turned to ashes." Later, it happened to bump into you, fused your blood into your body, I don't want to enter your body, you are such a garbage person, everything is an accident, and there is no way to separate now, I have merged into your blood, enough to decay. And because I consumed too much essence when I entered the earth's atmosphere, now I often feel sleepy and just want to sleep, hey, now I'm sleepy again, I'm going to sleep, don't bother me if you have nothing to do, you can do it yourself. ”

The information became more and more blurry, and finally it was no longer audible.

"Hey, hey, I have a question for you. Li Beichen thought about it again, but there was no response, "Alas, why did you meet a guy who is even lazier than me and just wants to sleep?

Li Beichen finally knew the reason for the change in his body, and he couldn't help but get excited, and the whole person was in obscenity all day long, this time, he sat at the dining table and became obscene: "I, Li Beichen, can also hang up, hmph, whoever offends me, will wash my name and wait, I will take revenge on you! Who else dares to call me a dead snake, obviously I am a fierce dragon, okay? Chen doesn't understand the word, you have read the books of the sages for so many years. Now, it's time for you all to know what I'm interested in. There is also money, which is naturally indispensable, and beautiful women are naturally more good, as for everything else, it's all trivial, give me the best. ”

"Oops," Li Beichen suddenly felt a pain on the top of his head, and it turned out that his mother had knocked him with chopsticks.

His mother, Deng Hui, looked at her son who was sitting at the dinner table and drooling like an idiot with concern, and said to his father on the other side: "Is Chen'er broken, there won't be anything wrong with his head, right?"

Father Li Ruifeng was also a little worried: "It's possible, you see that his saliva is about to flow to the dinner table, and I forgot to wipe it." ”

Li Beichen's sweet dream was woken up by a chopstick, and he said to his mother angrily: "Am I your own child? Knocking me on the head will make me stupid!"

His mother smiled a little embarrassedly: "I'm used to it, it's good if I'm not stupid, I'm not smart enough, I'm not stupid to go there, and I don't look at what you just did, what's the difference between being stupid and being stupid?"

"Alas, this is my mother," Li Beichen had no choice but to tearfully eat the meat dishes on the table.

Li Ruifeng and his wife saw that Li Beichen had nothing to do, so they hurriedly took a car to Yuezhou and went to that small shop to run their great business.

Li Beichen, who has been free-range for several years, is also used to it, and in the afternoon, he took the car back to Luozhou No. 1 Middle School to go to school alone.

The next morning, after doing morning exercises, the bald old principal stood on the open-air stage and made a long speech to the teachers and students of the school, and finally, he called Li Beichen on the stage, and also hugged Li Beichen's shoulders affectionately, and praised Li Beichen's brave behavior of saving babies to the teachers and students of the school.

Li Beichen was quite proud and accomplished at first, but as the bald old principal's spit kept splashing on his face, and there was a burst of stench, Li Beichen felt very awkward, but he was embarrassed to break free of the principal's old hand covered with black age spots.

Li Beichen felt that time was as slow as a turtle crawling, and the principal was still talking endlessly, as if the water of the Yellow River came up from the sky, endlessly.

Li Beichen felt extremely uncomfortable, and secretly prayed in his heart: "Heaven, earth, if there is any way to make the principal finish his speech quickly, then come quickly." ”

At this time, a group of small birds flew over in the sky, and when the first one passed over Li Beichen's head, he somehow couldn't help but discharge a piece of feces with his tail, and the one that didn't die happened to fall on Li Beichen's head.

Then another one came, and another one, Li Beichen frowned, raised his head slightly, and another bird flew by, and another piece of feces fell on his head accurately.

"Oh my mother, bird droppings!" Li Beichen wailed in his heart, "You little bird, can you cast accurately? Isolate this old man's bald head and slippery, how suitable it is to park the dung." ”

However, following another bird flying over, Li Beichen's head was accurately put on another piece of dung.

Li Beichen accurately smelled the stench on his head, why couldn't the old principal smell it?

Li Beichen's pain!

Li Beichen hit his head again, the principal finally stopped speaking, sniffed hard in his nostrils, and finally glanced at Li Beichen suspiciously, and quickly let go of the hand holding Li Beichen's shoulder, and then, with a wave of his hand, said, "Disperse!"

Li Beichen hurriedly escaped from the stage and ran to the nearby faucet, the first faucet was surrounded by four big men, and he couldn't plug it in, so he hurriedly ran to the second faucet, and five or six chicks were surrounding the one who was talking super energetically, embarrassed to squeeze in. Hurry to the next one, watch from afar, no one!

Li Beichen quickened his pace, feeling that something was flowing down his head, and Li Beichen couldn't care about it, he just wanted to go to the faucet and clean it quickly. It's fast, the goal is in sight, just walk through this intersection, it's here, and the light is ahead.

However, as soon as Li Beichen walked to the intersection, he ran into three people who came from another road: Han Lei, the fat man Zhu Yu and the class flower Cui Wenxian.

Han Lei grabbed him: "Why are you in such a hurry?"

Li Beichen was about to break free of his hand, but the fat man Zhu Yu's nose sniffed a few times and said, "Why is it so stinky all of a sudden!" Then, staring at Li Beichen's head, seeing that there was liquid flowing onto his face, he couldn't help but point at Li Beichen and laughed: "Li Beichen has on his face, and his head is full of!"

The slim Cui Wenxian was stunned, glanced at Li Beichen, and then covered her mouth and snickered.

"Your mother, you dead fat pig, your belly is full of shit! The sense of smell is so smart, why don't you go and be a hunting dog! That Cui Wenxian is the lover of my dreams! It's a big loss, it's a big smell," Li Beichen wanted to cry without tears.

Han Lei hurriedly let go of Li Beichen, and Li Beichen didn't have time to analyze, so he hurriedly ran to the faucet, stretched his head under the faucet, and cleaned his head.

When Li Beichen returned to the classroom of the third (21st) class of high school, he saw the fat man Zhu Yu standing in the middle of the classroom, foaming at the mouth and talking energetically, and then, the whole class looked at Li Beichen, who was still walking into the classroom with wet hair, and burst into laughter.

"Your mother, is there anything weaker than me," Li Beichen thought angrily.