18. Sister Snake is reasonable

Qin Xiaoluan asked puzzledly, "What?" ”

Yu Qizheng's face turned bitter: "Snake! ”

Then it was explained.

According to the record of "The Classic of Mountains and Seas, the Southern Classic of the Sea", there is a strange beast called the snake at the bottom of Dongting Lake, which specializes in devouring various animals that come and go. The snake was tyrannical and enormous, swallowing an entire elephant before spitting out its skeleton three years later.

It's just that according to the records, the snake was later shot by the great god Hou Yi, how could it appear in this place again?

Soon, Yu Qizheng found a "reasonable" statement on his own.

All things are born with yin and yang. So the snake will certainly not be one, at least a pair.

Hou Yi just shot a male, and the female ran away.

"Yu Da Examiner" made a deduction from this: this male, one female and two snakes originally lived at the bottom of Dongting Lake, just like the two of us. Just when the male snake launched a fierce pursuit of the female snake, Hou Yi came. The male snake pushed the female snake away and was shot to death by Hou Yi with an arrow. The male snake did not forget to protect his lover before the temporary, and blocked the way with his corpse, so that the female snake could escape. The mother snake did not dare to stay in Dongting Lake, so she followed the Yangtze River into the Han River, and finally hid in this reservoir in their Luofeng Town.

The story is very exciting, but Qin Xiaoluan is very angry: "Yu Qizheng! You're such a nasty embryo! When will you not forget that dirty thing? What kind of male snake and female snake are just messed up for a while, what else is like the two of us? Table face! Who's with you? ”

Yu Qizheng turned around and smiled: "Men and women love each other, it's ......"

Halfway through his words, he was interrupted by Qin Xiaoluan's scream: "Be careful! ”

As soon as Yu Qizheng turned around, he saw that the letter in Ba She's mouth had rolled towards him.

Between the lightning and flint, Yu Qi was rolling on the spot, and the snake hyacinth brushed his body.

Before he could rest for a moment, the snake hyacinth circled in mid-air and attacked him again.

Yu Qi was picking up the iron pickaxe in the ground and waving it in front of him.

This snake is quite spiritual, and the snake hyacinth is a more painful part of the body. Seeing that Yu Qi was holding a sharp weapon, he immediately turned around and rolled towards the place where Qin Xiaoluan was sitting.

Qin Xiaoluan couldn't help but secretly complain. Now that my foot injury has not healed, I am unable to move, and the snake hyacinth is extremely flexible, how can I escape?

Just at the critical moment, Yu Qi jumped in front of her with a fish jump, and danced with the iron pickaxe across his chest.

The snake seems to be quite afraid of sharp weapons, and the snake hyacinth does not dare to directly encounter the iron pickaxe, but keeps swallowing around them.

Under the rapid consumption of physical strength, Yu Qizheng soon panted like a cow, the iron pickaxe in his hand became heavier and heavier, and the speed of swinging became slower and slower.

"Leave me alone, you can go!" Qin Xiaoluan shouted.

"I don't," Yu Qizheng showed a lewd smile again: "Anyway, I can't run, it's better to die under the peony flower, and it's also romantic to be a ghost." ”

Qin Xiaoluan was so angry with him that he had nothing to say. What could have been very touching was left without ivory when it fell into the dog's mouth.

Just when Yu Qi was playing poorly, Ba Snake Xinzi suddenly rolled up to the iron pickaxe.

Yu Qizheng was caught off guard, the iron pickaxe was pulled violently, and he came out of his hand, and was swept into his mouth by the snake.

The faces of the two changed dramatically at the same time.

Originally, I thought that the people above would definitely find a way to save them, so I have been struggling to support them. Now that there is not even the only weapon, it is unlikely that even the time to delay will be possible.

Yu Qizheng was not poor in his mouth, he stood up straight and opened his feet and arms, and the whole person was in the form of a "big" character, blocking in front of Qin Xiaoluan.

"Hey! Sister Snake, shall we have a discussion? Yu Qi shouted at the snake.

Qin Xiaoluan only felt that he couldn't cry or laugh. When is this coming, this young master can still be so funny, and there is really no SEI.

What made her cry and laugh even more was that Ba Snake seemed to understand Yu Qizheng's words, and actually stopped there and did not attack immediately.

"I knew you were a reasonable snake." Yu Qizheng stretched out his thumb and boasted: "Look, the two of us are small, and there are not a few taels of meat, which is not enough for you to stuff your teeth."

Moreover, if you eat us today, you will eat it, and you won't have to eat it in the future, it's not very cost-effective. ”

The snake looked at them with its blood-red eyes, a bit like a human thinking.

"I have a great idea." Yu Qizheng continued: "Why don't you eat us for the time being, and keep us here to raise them - just like we raise pigs." Then you wait for us to have a litter of cubs, and then you can eat the big ones, and then continue to raise the small ones. Though I die, I have a son; Sons beget grandchildren, and grandchildren beget sons; Sons have sons, and sons have grandchildren; There is no shortage of children and grandchildren. So you have a steady stream of meat, how nice it is......"

The snake's massive head swayed sharply and stepped back slightly. Both of them could see that this was not really retreating, but preparing for the next thunderous blow.

"Sister Snake! Wait, wait! I understand! Yu Qi was shouting.

The snake stopped moving.

Yu Qizheng's mouth became extremely flexible: "I really understand. You've been here for so long, and you've already cultivated to perfection. I know that your husband was killed by that big bad guy Hou Yi and made you a widow. I can feel the pain of emptiness, loneliness, and coldness underneath. Otherwise, I am familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics, and I am dignified, and I have not yet married. It's come to this, what do I do, I don't think you're a second-hand product. As long as you let this little girl go, I will commit myself to you......"

The snake's huge mouth opened, and a hurricane mixed with a strong fishy smell blew over.

Before the two of them could react, they were swallowed by the giant snake.

Yu Qizheng and Qin Xiaoluan fell onto a soft object one after another, and there was darkness all around.

"Hey, Dengzi, Dengzi, how are you...... Yu Qizheng, where are you? Qin Xiaoluan's voice kept trembling.

"Ahem, ahem...... I, I'm fine. Yu Qizheng's voice rang out: "It stinks!" ”

Qin Xiaoluan breathed a sigh of relief: "No matter how stinky it is, it doesn't stink as your mouth." ”

Yu Qizheng smiled "hehe", and then stopped making a sound.

He suddenly stopped talking, and Qin Xiaoluan couldn't help but worry again: "Hey, big stinky mouth, why don't you speak?" ”

Yu Qizheng's voice became low: "Hmm, I'm thinking about something. ”

Qin Xiaoluan squatted on the soft "ground", hugged his knees with both hands, and said with a faint sigh: "I am the one who has burdened you." ”

"This is easy to solve." Yu Qizheng replied absentmindedly.

“???”

"There is nothing to repay, just make a promise."

"Yu Qizheng, I'll kill you!"

Qin Xiaoluan was so angry that he touched it in the direction of Yu Qizheng's voice. As soon as I got closer, I heard a "hiss" sound. I can't help but ask, "What are you doing?" ”