Chapter 262: What is a fart?

"Master, this is our dojo??"

Ye Kun stretched out his trembling hand and pointed to the tattered in front of him, that is, the so-called dojo in Dao Sheng's mouth, and he almost didn't have a mouthful of old blood spurting out.

I thought to myself, this cheap master is sure that he is not playing with himself?

When he saw Dao Shengyi's expression, he understood that what the stinky old man said was true and not joking.

Dao Sheng looked very innocent, but he frowned and said, "Good apprentice, is there anything wrong with this dojo?" ”

"Being so close to nature, of course, you can feel the avenue better, you have to know that the avenue of perception is very important to you, can you understand?"

"You don't think it's rotten, you have to think it's good."

"It's like, when you're eating a turnip, you fantasize about it like a rib."

"Now you can also imagine this dojo as a dojo that is resplendent and magnificent, and the reason is the same."

As soon as Dao Sheng finished speaking, he looked at Ye Kun with a smile, and couldn't help but stroke the snow-white beard on his chin with his right hand.

Ye Kun couldn't help laughing, he was amused by Dao Shengyi, a cheap master, and said with a smile: "I said old man, you can't even compare to radishes in this broken dojo, and you still want to fantasize about making ribs, cough ......"

The dojo in front of me was dilapidated, covered with dense cobwebs, and even the roof was full of holes one after another, and even the basics of sheltering from the wind and rain could not be done.

There is only half of the gate on one side, there is no door on the other side, and the pillars are all broken to the point of cracking, and the devil knows when this broken dojo will collapse, it is simply a dilapidated house within a dilapidated house.

is obviously quite a strong old man, but the so-called dojo is so shivering, tattered to the point that people are speechless, which can be regarded as a kind of ability.

"Hey, why are you like this, pampered."

"The teacher can tell you, the pampered are not promising, as long as you follow the path of the teacher here, the future can be expected."

Saying that, Dao Shengyi didn't know where to take out a broom and threw it to Ye Kun, who looked confused, and without waiting for him to speak, he continued: "Okay, apprentice, the first task for the teacher is to clean the dojo, remember to wipe it all over after sweeping, and go to rest for the teacher first." ”

said that he was going to rest, but he ran faster than anyone else, Ye Kun didn't have a chance to speak, and Dao Shengyi had already run away, leaving Ye Kun alone holding the broom with both hands and standing in place stunned.

"Wow, stinky old man!!"

Ye Kun looked up to the sky and yelled, but he was angry, and he still had to do the work.

In desperation, he could only start to clean up the wreckage and leaves around the dojo, and use a broom to clean up the cobwebs on the dojo.

The old man didn't teach himself anything, but let himself work as soon as he opened his mouth.

After these cleanups, Ye Kun began to mend the roof of the dojo again, and after repairing it, he wiped the dojo inside and out with Brili, although the dojo is still in tatters, but it is much cleaner than when he first came before, at least now it is something that people can see and live in.

Before, I am afraid that even beggars did not want to live in it.

After cleaning everything up here, Ye Kun lay directly on the ground, looking at the sky, the white clouds that slowly drifted by and the blue sky.

From time to time, I can see groups of people passing by, not to mention how yearning he is, of course, he will also fly with his sword, but now in the Shenhai Realm, if he flies here, I'm afraid he won't be asking for trouble.

Just lie down and relax.

"I don't know how everyone is doing."

"Skylark, Youruo, and Ling'er."

Ye Kun had a lot of thoughts, although he had only been away for more than a year, he missed everyone who stayed in Bazhou very much.

......

"Yo, I heard that Changlin Feng has a disciple, how can he be a waste of the Divine Sea Realm?"

"This old immortal has been occupying the land of our Xuantian Method for so many years, and he has received a turtle from the Divine Sea Realm?"

"It's ridiculous."

Suddenly, a few voices came, Ye Kun's eyebrows furrowed slightly, it turned out to be a group of young talents about thirty or forty years old, who were ridiculing him and Dao Sheng.

For the people of Zhongzhou, thirty or forty years old is indeed considered a young man, and their lifespan is much longer than that of those monks in the eight states, after all, the aura of Zhongzhou carries a substance that can prolong life.

Even in Zhongzhou, an ordinary person who doesn't cultivate can live for three or four hundred years, and if his health is better, there is no problem in living for seven or eight hundred years, let alone a monk.

In Zhongzhou, the monks all have a long lifespan, even if they are one or two hundred years old, they are still just young people, and thirty or forty years old are just a group of milky hairy children in the eyes of those old monsters.

Ye Kun got up, patted the leaves on his body, and looked at the group of people suspiciously.

This group of young men and women, about five people, three men and two women, all of them looked extremely chic, wearing light blue robes, which was obviously the costume of the Xuantian Method.

It's just that Ye Kun doesn't understand why they came here to provoke.

"Who are you and what do you want to do?" Ye Kun frowned, this group of people made it clear that the comers were not good, and they made him feel extremely uncomfortable, especially the realm of these people was far stronger than him, he had no way to resist at all, all he could do was to communicate with his mouth.

One of them, a young man with sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, a thin body, and a long sword on his back, strode in front of the meteor, and said with a smile: "Hehe, boy, you are the apprentice of Dao Shengyi's old immortal harvest?" ”

Facing the laughter and abuse on the other side, Ye Kun frowned.

Although the stinky old man is not very good, he is also a cheap master he just recognized, this humiliates the stinky old man in front of him, isn't this not not giving him face and slapping him in the face on the spot?

Ye Kun squinted at each other and said, "Hey, brother, are your parents monkeys?" ”

As soon as he heard him speak like this, the young man with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks was a little confused, and even the disciples of the Xuantian Method who followed him were all in the clouds, and they didn't understand why he suddenly said this.

"What do you mean, boy?"

"Why do you ask me if my parents are monkeys?"

The young man with the sharp beak and monkey cheeks looked at Ye Kun suspiciously, his head full of question marks.

"Your parents are not monkeys, how can you give birth to such a sharp-mouthed monkey cheek, crazy and crazy." Ye Kun stretched out his little finger and plucked out his ears, looking like he didn't care.

But his appearance was so completely that it aroused the anger of the sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked youth.

He was stunned for a moment, and when he reacted later, he heard the people behind him snickering, and his whole face turned red.

Ye Kun continued: "You still say no, this blushing is like a monkey's ass, if you want to say that your father and mother are not monkeys, I don't believe it." ”

Sample, Brother Kun, I won't kill you yet.

Ye Kun pursed his lips.

At this time, the young man with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks added fuel to the fire, and his anger rushed to the heavenly spirit cover, and the sharp laughter behind him made his whole head not only red, but also hot.

How could he endure such a humiliating thing.

Raising his fist was a roar: "Damn waste, dare to beep in front of me, I want you to die here now." ”

"It's just a garbage in the Divine Sea Realm, and you dare to speak wildly!"

After speaking, the huge fist broke through the air, and Ye Kun stood like this, with an indifferent smile on his face, it is true that he can't beat the other party, but it doesn't mean that Dao Sheng can't beat others.

Seeing that fist coming, shaking the sky and the earth, if this punch hit Ye Kun, it would definitely be a dead body, turning into a burst of blood rain.

Taking a deep breath, Ye Kun yelled, "Stinky old man, your apprentice is going to be beaten to death, what are you still doing?" ”

As soon as he heard Ye Kun shouting Dao Shengyi so loudly, the young man with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks was happy, and while punching, he also laughed wildly: "Boy, don't dream, Dao Shengyi, this waste, lives in our Xuantian Method, and dares to attack us?" ”

"We've bullied him a lot, we smashed this dojo, what can we do?"

"Today, Ben Gongzi killed you together, does he dare to fart if he is born?"

"Death to Ben Gongzi!"

The sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked young man had an extremely hideous face, and his posture was clearly to kill Ye Kun completely.

Thundered!!

Suddenly, the space shook violently, and the attack of the sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked youth stopped instantly, coughing up blood in his mouth and falling backwards, of course, not only him, even the young people who followed him to watch the excitement also flew out upside down.

They all fell to the ground one by one, coughing up blood, and their eyes looked in the direction behind Ye Kun in shock.

"Who dares to hurt me!!"

The thunder roared, a sound shook the nine heavens, if you are not angry, you will be angry, and if you are angry, the world will move.

Ye Kun, a person who had not been affected in any way, could feel that Changlin Peak, a giant peak towering into the clouds, was trembling, and he could really feel Dao Shengyi's anger.

At this moment, he understood that this stinky old man was sincere to him, a cheap apprentice, and this kind of anger could not be shown by fake acting at all.

Dao Shengyi, who was dressed in sackcloth and had a fairy wind bone, appeared in front of Ye Kun with a whoosh, and his originally kind face could be said to be extremely angry at this moment.

"Even my apprentice dares to bully, he really eats the heart of a bear and a leopard."

"I dare to say that the old man doesn't dare to fart, it's really ridiculous."

"The old man will let you know what farting is."

Dao Sheng was afraid that he was angry, so he took the young man with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks in the air with one hand, and sat on his face with a butt.

With his ways, the other party should not even think of struggling, all struggles are futile and useless.

"The old man will let you see, I dare to fart."

That kind old face suddenly turned into a lewd smile, under the stunned gaze of Ye Kun and those people.

There was a popping sound.....

The young man with the sharp-beaked monkey cheeks didn't have time to shout, he foamed at the mouth and rolled his eyes, and fainted......