Chapter 276: The Divine Decree and the Belly
"Yes, uncle."
Xiao Yibo responded immediately, and hurriedly went down to make arrangements.
Liang Cheng teased at this time:
"The Lord is floating."
Uncle Zheng shook his head and said:
"No, last time, I was just a Sheng Le general, a miscellaneous general, who won and defended the Snow Customs by gambling with his life.
Why fight so hard, why are you so reckless?
Isn't it just to be able to force yourself to fight a way forward in this way?
So
At that time, when I saw the decree, what I saw was not a holy decree, but an affirmation of my past blood and fire.
Now, let's talk about it, it can be regarded as a stream, even if you put aside the importance that Jingnan Hou attaches to me, there are more than 20,000 soldiers, and they are the elite of cavalry;
Under your feet is the snow customs that connects Jinji and the snow field.
It's okay to do anything, not to mention shaking his feet, Da Yan has to tremble, but if you really want to go crazy, it's no problem to cause another wild rebellion.
This person, where he sits, what kind of posture he must have.
This is not learned, and it can't be learned, if you want to learn it, it will be a monkey and crown, which is what Ah Cheng just said floating.
Strange to say,
In my last life, I opened a studio, and there were only a few people under my hands, and my life was simple;
I have been blessed by you in this life, but I have lived a wonderful life;
In the past, I always felt that it was difficult to be a master, as if saying a word, doing a thing, or even coughing, had to be full of deep meaning;
Now, I found out that in fact, the most difficult thing is how to sit in the position of a person, just like a dish has been prepared and placed in front of you, and then whether you eat it with chopsticks or with a knife and fork, whether you want to chew slowly or eat it is up to you. ”
"But it might attract criticism?" Liang Cheng asked.
"Criticism? You just did that? ”
"It's not just me." Liang Cheng said.
"It's even simpler, like you sit in a restaurant and tell the waiter that you want an eight-ripe steak, and then someone at the table next to you laughs at you for asking for an eight-ripe steak.
And people who can eat a steak can eat a sense of superiority and ritual, how inferior they are on weekdays, how much less existential, what do they care about this kind of person? ”
Liang Cheng nodded and said, "I don't care." ”
"Yes."
"I kind of get it."
Zheng Fan was a little surprised and said, "So, you were really asking me just now?" ”
"Lord, I'm learning, I'm learning to try to make jokes, I'm learning to deal with people."
"But I still think the cold you in the comics are cooler."
"Lord, in our eyes, you who stayed up late and had messy hair in your previous life are also the most kind."
Zheng Fan nodded and said, "Yes, people, there will always change, just enjoy the process of change." ”
"Yes, Lord."
Liang Cheng's setting in the comics is an ancient zombie, who was a general in the Demon God War, and was later cooked by a cunning rabbit and a dead lackey because of his high merit.
But just as the magic pill is now obsessed with taking care of children, Siniang, who has no feeling for men at all and just uses Fengyue Field as a landscape painting, is now thinking about having a child of her own.
It's normal for this cold zombie to want to make up for some of his flaws now.
Zheng Fan walked in front, and Liang Cheng followed.
Alchemy and others are ready to salute,
Zheng Fan waved his hand directly:
"Yes, save your strength and kowtow to the holy decree later, now let's sit down for a while and drink some tea, and there will be a while for the Qin mission to enter the city."
"Yes, uncle."
"Yes, uncle."
In the hall, there are slaves and maids serving tea.
These slaves and maids are basically a group of orphan girls adopted by Siniang at the beginning, a few years later, they didn't say that they have grown up, but they can already do things, according to the general more beastly side of the world, they have reached the age where they can be married, but according to Siniang's meaning, anyway, the mansion also needs someone to serve, just keep them, at least they know the roots.
When you grow up, you can be married to the generals or subordinates in the army, which is also a good destination.
Uncle Zheng once asked Siniang with a smile, is this the Snow Customs version of the Silver Armor Guard?
Siniang's answer is that regardless of whether it counts or not, the effect is actually the same.
Uncle Zheng picked up the teacup, and the generals below also picked up the teacup together.
forthwith
Uncle Zheng smiled,
Everyone laughed along.
The Chin Cha came quickly, much faster than expected.
This means that this Qincha did not slow down after encountering the sentinels on the periphery of the Snow Customs, but continued to gallop, although not as fast as the messengers who came back to report the news, but this attitude of rushing was already very clear.
When you are about to get to the place, stop first, pay attention to a little bit, take a bath and brush the horse, the worst is the worst, and you have to change into a neat dress to cover the smell of wind and dust.
But this one, apparently, didn't.
Uncle Zheng waved his hand,
Road:
"Let's go, accompany Ben Bo to take orders."
The generals got up and followed Zheng Fan out of the hall.
At this time, the Xuanzhi Qincha had just walked into the gate of the Hirano Uncle's Mansion.
Generally speaking, the proclamation team should be a proclamation eunuch with an official under one of the six subordinates.
The grade of the eunuchs in the decree is uncertain, because the eunuchs in the palace, except for Wei Zhonghe, the rest, are often favored by you today and he loses power in the future, but the officials of the six ministries equipped with it, first look at the resume and then look at the style, you can probably see the value of the person who is being announced in the eyes of the Son of Heaven and the princes of the court.
Holding the holy decree was a young eunuch, born fair, and probably in his early twenties, at this age, he could get this errand and mix well in the palace.
Behind the young eunuch is a young official, with a dignified appearance, a flying fish pendant on his left waist, and a knife on his right waist.
Although the civil officials of the Yan State are not as important as the civil officials of the Qianguo State who pay attention to their manners and scholars, they are still a little bit like each other, and there are few people who hang swords, let alone hang swords.
Two groups of people walked in the opposite direction,
The young eunuch lifted up the holy decree,
"Uncle Zheng Fan, the chief soldier of the Snow Customs, receives the order!"
"Minister Zheng Fan, long live my emperor, long live, long live!"
Uncle Zheng knelt down,
Behind him,
All the generals knelt down.
"Fengtian carries the emperor's edict and says: Pingye Bo Zheng Fan, for the country's borders, hard work and merit, but also boasting of the feat of the outside, since I ascended the throne, I know that rewards and punishments are clear, and the rules are ........."
The boasting here refers to the snatching back of the princess from the Chu State.
In the holy decree, it is naturally impossible to write like this: Zheng Fan, you kid snatched the princess of Chu for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is very cool!
So, I have to hide, but everyone knows it.
"Specially gifted the general of the snow customs Pingye Bo Zheng Fan as the general of the country, and reward the barbarians with a barbarian sword........."
The young official took a long box from an entourage behind him, took the initiative to walk up to Zheng Fan, and opened the box.
Inside the box, lies a knife with a simple shape.
The barbarians are very poor, this is true, many barbarian warriors are not fully armored, and even the head of the arrow has to be sharpened with bones, but the barbarians have an extreme, that is, the weapons and armor used by the upper echelons of the barbarians are often surprisingly good.
Because the barbarians are located in the middle of the East and the West, to a certain extent, they can absorb the forging and smelting from the East and the West, however, because of their own barrenness, they cannot carry out large-scale production, so this very embarrassing situation is often formed.
"Uncle Zheng, please take the knife." The young official reminded.
This person had a bright smile on his face, and this kind of enthusiasm made Uncle Zheng a little unbearable for a while.
But Uncle Zheng still nodded, and took out the brute knife, the brute knife was very heavy, and when he pulled it out, he could feel it.
This is indeed a treasure knife!
For a long time, Uncle Zheng has not had any commendable weapons, but he has encountered a lot of famous swords, but it is a pity that Uncle Zheng does not practice swords, otherwise he would have stolen Long Yuan, who was used by the Sword Saint's house next door to pad the table legs.
The words of the famous sword,
Uncle Zheng knew that the Pixiu of Jingnan Hou had a kun knife in his belly, which was the important weapon of the country given by Emperor Yan.
To know is to know,
But Uncle Zheng didn't dare to steal.
It's good now
I have a handful of myself,
Although I don't know how much "treasure" it is, at least it is better than the knives I used before.
The most important thing is that it is not inlaid with gemstones, nor is it unique, it is quaint and quaint.
This is very in line with Uncle Zheng's battlefield aesthetics, the knife, just cut people neatly, aren't all so many bells and whistles cumbersome?
After seeing Zheng Fan take the knife,
The eunuch continued to proclaim:
"Give a set of gold armor."
"Huh?"
The young officer waved his hand, and two attendants came over carrying a box, and when they opened it, it contained a piece of golden armor.
This armor can't be pure gold, how can the armor of pure gold be spread out to fight?
But since it is called Jinjia, at least one thing can be guaranteed, in the midday sun, wear him, and you will be the most dazzling boy among a thousand armorers.
Uncle Zheng whispered to Liang Cheng beside him:
"I'll put it on you."
"Lord, this is a gift from the Emperor, isn't it?"
"On the battlefield, you are me, what's so bad?"
Liang Cheng thought about it for a while and put forward a suggestion, and this suggestion proved that Liang Cheng was indeed thinking about improving his cultivation in dealing with others.
He said:
"You can wear it for Ah Ming."
Uncle Zheng's eyes lit up and said:
"That's a good idea."
Right now, Ah Ming, who was lying in the ice cellar and was still in a coma after being watered once every three days, still didn't know that he had been arranged clearly and golden.
"Ahem........."
The eunuch couldn't help coughing when he saw that Zheng Fan was actually whispering to a general beside him.
Of course, this is not a big disrespect, because it can be seen as Uncle Zheng feeling ecstatic and flattered by what His Majesty has given him, and he is grateful for the saint's affection.
The young official reminded in a low voice: "Uncle, there is still the holy decree." ”
"Huh?"
Uncle Zheng immediately knelt down.
The eunuch continued:
"Uncle Hirano entered Beijing to meet him half a year ago, there must be no mistake, thank you!"
What the?
What the.
What the!
Uncle Zheng's eyes immediately widened, entering Beijing?
Lao Tzu just came back from the Chu State, you want me to go to the capital now?
How far is the capital,
How to put it,
To the east of Yanjing, to the Horseshoe Mountain Range, it is the original border between the Yan Kingdom and the Jin Kingdom, where it is regarded as the westernmost part of the Jin Kingdom, and Uncle Zheng is now equivalent to the easternmost part of the Jin Kingdom.
Previously, Uncle Zheng entered Chu and walked along Mengshan, and when he came out, he walked along Zhennan Pass, which was equivalent to walking from the west end of Chu to the east end, and now, he had to have an east-west long-distance run in Jin State.
Of course, if it is just to run, Uncle Zheng can accept it, now he will not feel a pain in his thighs no matter how long he rides a horse, but the risk factor of entering Beijing is not low.
The last time I entered Beijing, I met the Marquis of Jingnan slaughtering the Manmen, what about this time?
How long has it been since I've been home, and I'm going to toss again?
"Uncle Hirano, take the order."
Seeing that Zheng Fan had been in a fugue, the eunuch had to remind.
Zheng Fan took a deep breath, and a happy and excited smile appeared on his face,
"Accept the decree and thank the Holy Grace!"
The eunuch handed over the decree to Zheng Fan, and then a flattering smile appeared on his face, and he began to take the initiative to get close to Zheng Fan.
Uncle Zheng will also come to things,
I didn't go out of the city to receive the decree before, because there was no need for it, and obviously, the two people who delivered the decree didn't think there was anything wrong with Uncle Zheng's approach.
Xiao Yibo immediately arranged the reception, and Uncle Zheng pressed the thousands of threads in his heart and personally entertained them with a bottle.
During the banquet, he learned that the young eunuch's name was Feng Guan, who was Wei Zhonghe's godson;
And the young official is a foreigner of the Ministry of Rites, named Zhang Yuanshan, who is still his "fan".
While eating, Zhang Yuanshan kept asking Zheng Fan about his past achievements, and it can be seen that he has a deep yearning for the battlefield.
After that, Zhang Yuanshan also said what year he was doing, which was actually implying that he was the one who was the sixth prince.
From their mouths, Zheng Fan also learned that Xiao Liuzi had become a father and gave birth to a son, whose name was "Ji Chuanye", well, a very meaningful name.
Zheng Fan hadn't received Xiao Liuzi's letter yet, but they arrived earlier than Xiao Liuzi's letter and told Zheng Fan the news.
Thanks to the fact that these two proclamators are young, if they are replaced by elderly eunuchs and officials, they really can't bear this kind of long-distance travel.
Because His Majesty said in the holy decree that Uncle Zheng would enter Beijing at the latest, and the road from Xuehaiguan to Yanjing was long, Feng Guan and Zhang Yuanshan could only rush frantically when they went, and they didn't dare to rest for too long except for changing horses at the post station.
First, they are afraid that there will be some twists and turns on the road, and second, they have to reserve enough time for Uncle Zheng to return to Beijing, if Uncle Zheng is delayed, Emperor Yan will most likely not hold Uncle Zheng responsible, and the board will only fall on them, which means that they announced the decree late, which caused Uncle Zheng to miss the travel date.
In the end, Feng Guan reminded Uncle Zheng that this time he entered Beijing, and he had to take the princess with him.
After the reception was almost over, Zheng Fan asked the blind man to continue to accompany him, and he left the table.
With a little bit of wine, Zheng Fan took the brute knife given by the emperor and walked towards the back house.
The back house is very large, in addition to Uncle Zheng's own bedroom and Tiantian's bedroom, there is also a large unused area, among which there is a flat area that is not planted with any flowers and plants, but is specially used as a circle for Pixiu.
To Zheng Fan's surprise, Siniang was feeding Pixiu with dried meat at this time.
The Pixiu ate very happily, and when he saw Zheng Fan coming, he took the initiative to come out of the fence and rubbed against Zheng Fan.
The fence of this thing is just a meaning, and no one restricts its freedom, and of course, it will not run away by itself, because there are many beings in this earl's palace that it fears, and it is very docile.
"Why aren't you resting?"
Zheng Fan knew that Siniang had slept a lot these days, this was to heal her injuries as soon as possible.
"When I woke up, I knew about the Divine Decree, so I came over and fed it some fat."
This time when he entered Beijing, Zheng Fan naturally had to ride this Pixiu, after all, this Pixiu was given by the palace, and he couldn't say it if he didn't ride it back.
Fortunately, along the way, with a little guard, there will not be much danger, and I am not afraid of being more conspicuous.
"Lord, the slave family will not go to the capital with you this time."
Because of her injury, Siniang can't play to her best now.
And the demon king is a radish and a pit, and if someone wants to accompany the lord to the capital, naturally someone must stay behind.
"Well, I see, it's just a pity." Zheng Fan looked at Siniang and smiled, "I thought, hehe, it seems that it will have to be delayed for a while." ”
"It's also good, when the master comes back, the slave family must have fully recovered, and the slave family wants a baby that is the same as every day, not sick, and can be free-range."
Every day he has slept on the coffin lid of Shatuoque since he was a child, and he is still a magic pill to play with him, but he has never been sick, and he can entertain himself alone, without crying or making trouble.
Such a child, raising it, is really worry-free.
"Yes." Zheng Fan stretched and said, "Let the blind man accompany me this time." ”
"This is nature, the blind man has not advanced yet."
Siniang and the blind man are both managerial talents, and one of them must stay.
Anyway, now that the military system has been reformed, what remains is this year's people's livelihood development and business operation, which is also Siniang's strength.
"In addition, the Lord will take Fan Li again, Ah Ming still has to lie at home."
"Okay."
After a pause,
Zheng Fan said again:
"When I just came back a few days ago, I told the Sword Master that the next time I go out, he will accompany me out."
"It's a good feeling."
"But now, I'm not sure how much he's recovered."
Siniang smiled: "No matter how bad it is, can it be worse than that sword maker of the Chu State?" ”
When Zheng Fan heard this, he nodded and said, "That's the truth." ”
The swordsmith has never produced a sword, but he has always been able to give people majestic pressure, and the effect of the swordmaster will only be greater than that of the swordsmith.
doesn't seem to like the faint parting emotional depression in front of me,
Pixiu snorted,
Shook his head,
Forcibly spoiled the atmosphere.
Uncle Zheng came back to his senses, looked at Pixiu, and beckoned to Siniang:
"Come on, just right, I almost forgot something, you can help me fix this goods."
Uncle Zheng raised his brute knife as he spoke,
"At the beginning of the battle array, I once saw Tian Wujing slap Pixiu's head, and Pixiu under his crotch spit out the Kun Gong knife and fell into Tian Wujing's hand.
Come, be good, get on your knees, open your mouth.
not
This brute knife seems to be a little thicker, and your mouth is a little wider.
If you dare to shut up, I'll cut your head directly with a knife,
fast
If you can't swallow things, it's called Pixiu, and if it's bigger, I'm going to poke it in. ”
"........." Pixiu.
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