Chapter 093: Thorn Head
Just as she was thinking about running a horse, Ma Banxian'er also finished her little broken step dance, and then opened her eyes suddenly, and shouted: "Kneel!" ”
Tang Shijin didn't move.
At the same time, he also pulled Brother Lei, who was startled and almost knelt down subconsciously.
This is like a kind of hypnosis, how reverent the people are for the gods, how good the effect of hypnosis is, at this time, suddenly come to such a sound, very few people do not kneel.
Anyway, Ma Banxian has never encountered it.
The two looked at each other for a moment, Ma Banxian'er gritted her teeth and glared, and shouted again, "Kneel!" ”
She still didn't move.
The crowd was in an uproar.
Mrs. Zhou's anxious voice trembled: "Jin'er, kneel down quickly!" ”
"Why?" Tang Shijin said lightly: "This doesn't make sense!" Hasn't the sacrifice begun yet? Why should I kneel for you? ”
Ma Banxian glared.
Tang Shijin said quickly: "It can't be so casual, no need to burn incense, no need to worship the Buddha, take two steps and invite the gods to come up?" Immortals are so easy to invite? You're not respectful enough! ”
She did plan to follow the local customs and cooperate, but as soon as she came up, she was not very happy.
Especially for the sake of knowing that she is a liar and suspected of colluding with the Zhu family.
Huh?
In this way, she is really stupid, the goddess back then must have been made by the Zhu family! She didn't even think about it until now!
What Ma Banxian wanted to say, she was told to block it, and she was trembling with anger for a while.
Then she suddenly turned around and said: "My Ma Pozi is in this ten miles and eight villages, and it is a bit of a thin name, I have never wanted to buy gold and silver and other mundane things, I just want to have the Buddha and Bodhisattva enlightenment, I can help the villagers, just help the villagers, today you invited me to ask me to send you a spirit, but as soon as I came up, I met such a person, I don't hear and talk nonsense, what does this mean?" Look down on my wife, I'll leave now! Your own business, think about it! Don't blame me if something happens then! ”
"Don't!" Tang Shijin said loudly: "Ma Banxian, I set up an offering table and set up sacrifices, Baba's invitation to come over, it can't be for your entertainment!" But I am a person who loves more truthfully, born in heaven and earth, praying to God, worshiping Buddha, kneeling to heaven and earth, king, parent, teacher, that is all right, but you and I are not related to each other, you let me kneel to you for no reason, and you are not asking God to come up, I can't figure this out! I can't kneel! ”
She paused: "And I just asked why, you didn't answer me and didn't say it, but opened your mouth and deducted a pot for me, saying that I look down on you, why do I look down on you?" Could it be that if you have been enlightened by the Bodhisattva, everyone will kneel when they see you? I haven't sent my own ancient elder away yet, I'm afraid she won't be happy to reason with you, isn't that too disturbing? ”
Ma Pozi told her to be speechless for a while.
She went to ten miles and eight villages, which one is not obedient, what she says is what, where have you ever seen such a thorn?
Mrs. Zhou hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Jin'er! Say no more! ”
She grabbed Ma Banxian and said: "Jin'er, this child is hard and lonely, I will accompany you for her, you see that you have come so far away, just for the sake of our folks in Zhulin Village, just help and send her ancestors away, we are all grateful!" ”
It's easy to say, and Ma Banxian'er was relieved.
While telling people to disperse, he glanced at her coldly.
Tang Shijin squinted slightly, thinking about how to solve this matter.
Waited until two o'clock in the unitary hour, Ma Banxian Er put on his drape, held a drum in his left hand and a whip in his right hand, and began to chant indistinctly: "The sun is setting and the sky is dark, and every household closes the door." The magpie Laos returned to the mountains, and the house finches fed the pigeons and ran to the eaves. The roads were cut off from traffic, and the rivers were cut off from ferries. Nine of the ten houses were locked, and I moved God ...... with whips and drums."
Then she stopped and began to whip the soldiers: "Dabao Horse, Erlingtong, Creeper Tiger, String Dragon, Quick Mouth, Learn Tongue Essence, Claireye, Ear Shunfeng, you all the mountains communicate with the letter, I want to invite the old fairy to go down the mountain peak (1)." ”
Tang Shijin watched quietly from behind.
There is a way to deceive people.
Normally, there are evil spirits in the family, such as someone who is sick for no reason, for example, he always breaks porcelain, for example, a tree suddenly dies...... Invite the goddess to dance the god, will go through this set of processes, summon, point soldiers, break through, plate road, set up the formation, etc., generally have to have two people to cooperate, please Hu, Huang, Chang, python four families, belongs to the scope of "family fairy".
After waiting for Pan Dao'er, the family fairy will be possessed, and then after possession, some designated offerings need to be provided, and then you can ask questions.
But now, she's going to overtake the undead!
Excess Undead ...... If you go this way, it will be a bit wrong in the eyes of scammers.
Unless she asks her grandmother to put her mother on top.
But even if she can really play Shi Niangzi, she doesn't know if it's like it! She was completely unimpressed!
And now the key is, if she uses Shi Niangzi's identity to say that she is a broom star, how will she solve it?
She still has half of the last incense in her space now, but even if she manages to throw it in, it will be a big piece of confusion, and she can't tell clearly.
There was also Zhu's medicine from last time, but she didn't know what medicine it was, and she didn't dare to use it.
In short, she was passive with a negligence, and it was a little difficult to deal with!
At this moment, she really misses her big eyelash essence!
If he was here, he would let Ma Banxian'er kneel in public and dance a fart every minute.
At this moment, Ma Banxian'er had already begun to cross-talk: "Old fairy's house, I know when you come, the mahogany chair is on the head, the tiger skin mattress is on the top, and the old fairy is sitting down to rest...... Old immortal, do you live in the mountains, or in the rivers, or in the underground, or in the sky? ”
The next moment, she suddenly let out an exclamation, knelt down violently, and shouted: "The golden body of the Buddha and Bodhisattva has descended!" The golden body of the Buddha and Bodhisattva is coming! ”
She kowtowed.
Everyone knelt down and kowtowed.
When Ma Banxian stood up again, the whole person's feeling changed, and he was quite solemn. Mu's Dao: "This Mount Emei is a saint, and the Bodhisattva of the West is a Bodhisattva." ”
Tang Shijin: "......??? ”
Her eyes couldn't help but widen!
Was she stimulated? Actually invited a true god to come out?? How dare you make it up!
However, she finally understood why she dared to call herself a half-immortal, after the "upper body", her whole feeling was really different from before, and the whole movement seemed mysterious and solemn. Mu, the onlookers, didn't even dare to raise their heads.
Then she rushed to the courtyard and said, "Where are the dead, why do you linger in the world?" ”
She closed her eyes, but showed a listening look, and then shook her head: "No, no! This woman was born with evil, her life was hard, she was born, her father's brothers and sisters died, she died, and her father's brothers and sisters were born...... Now that she has killed her own mother and damaged her brother, you are still protecting her like this, do you want to make that family die? ”
She waved her hand: "Go, go......"
I don't know what came out of her whip, but I heard a whine, and then something rolled up in that piece, and then slowly disappeared.
Tang Shijin kept his face calm and said nothing.
This horse and a half-fairy also have a unique job!
Anyway, in this way, everyone was scared and trembling, and no one doubted it at all.
Then Ma Banxian's whole body trembled, indicating that the fairy was out of body, and she sang again to send the god and burned the yellow paper.
The fall of a needle can be heard all over the ground.
Then Mrs. Zhou hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Daxian, this matter ......"