Ye Xingbei: "......"

Ling Yue is now eight years old!

She can get pregnant right now, I'm afraid it's too late!

A ditch every three years.

At the age of eight, he is almost three-ditched.

Oh.

Wrong.

Ling Yue is now eight years old.

Even if she gets pregnant immediately, it will be next year before she gives birth to a daughter.

Ling Yue was nine years old at that time.

A ditch every three years.

Nine years old is exactly three grooves.

By the time her daughter grew into a little Lori, Ling Yue was already a handsome uncle.

Of course, I can only think about this secretly in my heart, and I can't break with my son.

She touched her son's little head and said perfunctorily: "Children can't say what wives are not wives, you are still too young." ”

"Why?" The little sapling tilted her little head to look at her: "Today my classmate told me that when I grow up, she will be my wife." ”

The corners of Ye Xingbei's mouth twitched: "Isn't it?" ”

Although the little sapling is five years old, his classmates are more than ten years old.

A teenage girl who wants to be a wife to her son?

"yes!" The little sapling nodded her little head: "She said, she doesn't think I'm small, she can wait for me to grow up." ”

The corners of Ye Xingbei's mouth twitched again, "Then how did you answer your classmates?" ”

The little guy puffed up his little chest and looked serious: "I told her that early love is wrong, we can't have early love!" ”

Ye Xingbei: "......"

Gu Junchai, help!

Gu Jun's shoulders shrugged straight with a smile.

He patted the little sapling's little head, "Good son, well done, you're right, puppy love is wrong!" ”

"Really?" The little guy was praised, Meimeida, "Brother Xiaoyue is also great!" Many female classmates handed him love letters, and Brother Xiaoyue just watched them quietly, and then they ran away crying! ”

The little guy straightened his face, followed Ling Yue's example, and looked at Ye Xingbei coldly, his eyes sharp.

Ye Xingbei just wanted to say that her son's face was quite like that, but he broke the gong in three seconds, and turned into a cute bun face again, "Mom, do I learn like this?" ”

Ye Xingbei nodded with an indescribable face, "Like, very like!" ”

The little sapling looked at Ling Yue adoringly: "Brother Xiao Yue has rejected a lot of female classmates, Brother Xiao Yue is so powerful!" ”

Ye Xingbei: "......"

So you're your little brother's brainless fan, right?

What did your brother Xiaoyue do?

Ye Xingbei held his forehead with a headache, tilted his head and looked at Gu Junchai: "Why are today's children so precocious?" At that time, even if we were in early love, we had to be in junior high school, right? ”

"What kind of puppy love is this?" Gu Junzhu said: "The children are just playing at home. ”

Ye Xingbei thought for a while and nodded, "Okay, that's right." ”

Gu Jun picked her chin one by one, and the corners of her mouth were lightly raised: "Classmate Ye Xiaobei, did you have any early love when you were studying?" ”

"No," Ye Xingbei shook his head: "I had endless work to do every day at that time, how could I have time for early love?" ”

Gu Junzhu originally deliberately teased her, but when she thought of her unhappy childhood, her heart ached, and she rubbed the back of her head: "Be good, my husband will love you in the future." ”

"You go away!" Ye Xingbei glanced at the two children, his face was slightly red, and pushed him away, "Be serious, the child is here!" ”

She paused and squinted at Gu Junchai: "Then may I ask Fifth Master Gu, did you have any early love when you were studying?" ”

"I entered the barracks at the age of sixteen," Gu Junchai said: "There are even many mosquitoes in the barracks, do you think I have a puppy love?" ”