In a teahouse in the west of the county seat of Nan'an County, Mr. Storyteller is telling the story of the great prince who went out to conquer the country.

This storyteller is over half a hundred years old, his hair is bald, he is not tall, his head is like a big wheel, and he has a green head;

Next to him, stood a chubby apprentice who was a head taller than him.

Mr.'s surname is Guo, and he has a knife in a single word, but this is not his real name, and this kind of master who makes a living in the rivers and lakes rarely shows up with his real name.

Mr. Guo originally liked to talk about the big family's fly camp dog Gou Fengyue, which girl hooked up with which poor scholar, which lady and the carpenter surnamed Wang next door had a tryst at night;

Later, at night, I didn't know who smashed a stuffy stick, my head was broken and bleeding, and I almost died, and after that, I didn't dare to talk about it anymore;

And with the continuous rise of Yan's foreign wars, Mr. Guo began to talk about the magnificent wars that the Yan people loved to hear, and for this reason, he rejuvenated the second spring of his career, and several teahouses wanted to spend money to dig him, and his value could be high.

At present, what is being told in the hall is the story of the prince leading the army into the country, which is very time-sensitive and attracts a lot of listeners, but this story is true or false, false and true, how much of it is dry and how much is parallel import, then no one knows.

I only know that if the adults in the court want to see the battle report, they have to drag it for a while and wait for the eight hundred miles to come over.

Over there, the eldest prince has just entered the country,

Here, in Mr. Guo's story, the eldest prince has already taken the lead and personally killed several savage captains.

The apprentice beside him, honest and honest, had just come to the stage, and was only responsible for praising and not saying superfluous words, but every time he opened his mouth, it was as if he was asking for the audience below.

One question and one answer, this story is told, and it is really wonderful and delicious.

The audience did not want to compare the truth of the story, nor did they think about how the storyteller could have known about the situation on the front line before the military intelligence.

Yan people, in the past two years, they have been drunk with one victory after another, anyway, they have won, how can you brag that our grandfathers are comfortable.

Yan Xiaoliu, the head catcher who has been in office for less than two months after the county government has been in office, is also leaning against the door of the teahouse at this time, listening to Mr. Guo's story with a smile.

When this Yan Zhutou first took office, many people in the yamen looked at him young, and they privately said that he was the brother-in-law of the county magistrate's aunt's wife.

The water in the yamen is deep, and the county ya, sometimes it is the county master, who says that if you are elevated, it will be overhead, and because of this, the people below did not take him too seriously at the beginning.

But who knows, it has only been seven days since this Yan catcher came, and he picked up the group of catchers under his hands to be obedient, like a boss posture, up, from the county order, the county Cheng, the main book, the bottom, the soap li, and the division of each class, all of them were connected by him.

is not arrogant, knows etiquette, but makes you dare not despise him, this is in a yamen, up and down are polite to you, this day, it is difficult to live unpleasantly.

Nan'an County is located in Tiancheng County, which is close to the capital, but it is not very close, but it has absolutely nothing to do with the distance, and it cannot be regarded as the foot of the Son of Heaven, but it can vaguely smell the foot of the Son of Heaven.

In addition, in the past two years, His Majesty has repeatedly fought and fought wars, which has made prisoners extremely scarce, but there are all those who have gone to the front line, from the Jiangyang thief to the thief who stole an egg from a neighbor's house.

After all, no matter what the contradiction, as long as the battle has been winning outside, it is not a contradiction, but this public security atmosphere does make people feel like a "spring breeze".

Therefore, Yan Zhutou has nothing to do on weekdays, according to the routine, he collects filial piety on the street, and then leads a group of brothers to hang around, and the days are leisurely.

The shopkeeper in the teahouse saw that Yan Zhutou was coming, and immediately came over in person to invite him to sit on the second floor, but Yan Zhutou refused, only saying that he was in tolerance and it was inconvenient to go in, but he unceremoniously grabbed a handful of melon seeds from Xiao Er's pocket and listened while snorting.

The shopkeeper brought a small bench with a cup of tea on it, and bowed his waist:

"You use it."

"Huh."

Yan Zhutou is not a stingy person, and took out two pieces of broken silver from his pocket, one is tea money, and the other is for Mr. Guo.

The protection fee I just collected from the former rouge shop still has the aroma of fat powder on it.

"You're atmospheric."

The shopkeeper did not refuse, drinking tea in the teahouse, rewarding the craftsman, it is a very good thing, you just don't accept it, that is, you don't give face to the master.

Over there, Mr. Guo received the reward, smiled at the door where Yan Zhutou was standing, and led the apprentice to bow down, and the master and apprentice said in unison:

"Thank you!"

Thanks,

Mr. Guo asked the apprentice again:

"Where did we just go?"

"Speaking of that, the emperor of Chengguo asked the eldest prince to be lonely on his deathbed."

"It's not a thing, that Emperor Situ Lei of Chengguo, knowing that his fate was not long in coming, so he ordered the former Zaifu Sun Youdao to invite our eldest prince to the army.

The eldest prince was dressed in golden armor and a red cloak, followed by Li Bao and Li Fusheng, the two chief soldiers and thousands of armor soldiers entered the palace of Nachengguo, good guy, have the people of the Situ family ever seen such a mighty army? Have you ever seen such a mighty prince of the Heavenly Family?

Those princesses and concubines, looking at our eldest prince, that saliva is all flowing down! ”

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Mr. Guo just won the award,

The heart is a little floating,

This iron horse Jingo talked and talked, and actually returned to the routine when he talked about the wind and snow.

"Really?"

"yes, really?"

There are comments from the audience below.

Co-author you Mr. Guo is the fast spittoon, which is used to connect the water, so he was at the scene, so he saw it, right?

Mr. Guo immediately said:

"I want to teach you to know that the emperor of the Situ family has a bad body and bones, and he was injured when he returned from the Snow Customs, so ah, those harem concubines have long been hungry and thirsty, and who will share the spring water with?"

"Hahahaha!!!!"

"Good !!!"

"!!! Reward"

"Your Highness is mighty!"

"Strong, my Great Yan Prince!"

Storytelling on the street, without a bit of pornography or exaggeration, how to set off this atmosphere? Without this atmosphere, how can people give rewards?

This Jianghu makes a living, and it is already facing the toiling public, and it is hard to tear it into spring and snow, but it loses its true meaning and looks nondescript.

Everyone is happy, the audience is happy, and the parents are happy, then it's done!

"Hey, hey, hey."

Yan Zhutou lowered his voice and laughed as he listened.

Stop

He is really looking forward to the next plot turning to the story that his eldest brother and the harem concubines of the Chengguo Kingdom have to say.

However, at this moment, a catcher came over and said:

"Big boss, there's something going on in the yamen."

"What's wrong?"

"Dead man."

As soon as Yan Zhutou heard this, he immediately stuffed the remaining melon seeds in his hand into the hand of a man who was squeezed by the door frame like him to listen.

Immediately, he rushed to the yamen with this subordinate.

When Yan Zhutou arrived in the hall, he saw a man in black clothes sitting on the ground, holding a roast chicken in his left hand and a pot of wine in his right hand, eating and drinking vigorously.

The county magistrate sat in the hall, and the officials who came to the court surrounded the man, but no one dared to go up to support him.

Oh, by the way, under the hall, there is a corpse lying down, this person Yan Zhutou knows, the monkey San'er who opened a gambling house in the back street and distributed Yinzi money.

At this time, Monkey San'er was already completely dead.

"What's going on?" Yan Zhutou asked quickly.

"Immediately, you are here, it's strange today, it was originally this person who owed the money to Monkey San'er and didn't pay it back, Monkey San'er pulled him to report to the official, our adults were just about to ascend to the court, who knew that this person suddenly took out an iron lump from his pocket and directly stoned this Monkey San'er to death.

Even if he was stoned to death in the hall, the man sat down and took over the food and drink, and did not run away or run, just said that when he finished the meal, he would go to the army with iron clips. ”

"Wine and meat are also brought by themselves?"

"Well, the people over there give it are all his brothers, young and old."

Yan Zhutou looked over, and found that among the people who were originally gathered at the gate of the county government to watch the excitement, there was a group of young people, and they were all kneeling there at this time.

"Tsk."

Yan Zhutou pushed away the crowd, took the initiative to walk up to the man, squatted down, and said:

"Brother, is there enough wine?"

The man raised his head, looked at Yan Zhutou, smiled, and said:

"That's enough, you can't walk when you're drunk, and you can go to Chengguo from here, but it's far away."

Yan Zhutou sat down cross-legged, pointed to the monkey San'er, who was already out of breath, and said:

"Hatred?"

"I just came back from the goods, and I learned that one of my brothers and my wife was deceived by this monkey San'er, and the hundred money was bought to the house and land.

My brother left early, in the early years when he first started to mix, he didn't rub people's old lady's steamed buns to eat, this time I came back and heard this, yes, one life is worth one life, killed Monkey San'er for my brother under the spring and his wife avenged, and then I can also follow to the front line as a prisoner soldier to fight with the wild man or dry dog. ”

Monkey San'er's reputation is very bad, he is doing unscrupulous business, and there are many people who have been ruined by him, but Monkey San'er's backstage is the master bookkeeper, so no one has dared to touch him.

Now that the monkey San'er is dead, it can be regarded as "eliminating harm for the people".

Yan Zhutou remembered what his brother surnamed Zheng said, he said why the rivers and lakes are obviously not on the stage, but they can still make many people yearn for it, because some people in the rivers and lakes sometimes do things that "well-dressed beasts" will not do.

Yan Zhutou has been in Nan'an County for a while, and he also knows some of the bad deeds of this monkey San'er, but he has not been in a hurry to pick him up, because he has not taken care of his relationship with the master bookkeeper.

Of course, the main reason is that no matter how bad Monkey San'er is, he will not make the means reach his head of Yan Hunting, which is the fundamental reason why it is not urgent.

"Brother, leave a name?"

"Hehe, don't you want to sign and draw the law later, just since you want to ask, I'll tell you, a certain Nan'an Ranmin.

People give nicknames, Ran bearded. ”

"But what about the beard?"

"If you shave it in advance, you won't be able to take care of lice on the way to the hair."

Saying,

Ran Min looked at the group of kneeling guys outside the county office,

Road:

"Don't cry one by one, we are in the army together, you are a civilian soldier, a certain person starts from a prisoner, as long as there is a battle, it will not be long before a certain person can get up again, and when the time comes, a certain will still lead you to kill thieves!"

Followed by

Ran Min turned his head to look at the county lord in the high hall again, and said:

"I'm sorry Lord Qingtian, I won't give you face and kill people in court.

But the eldest lord should also come down to accompany a certain person to eat a glass of water and wine, this matter, after all, it will be spread out and become a good story, hahahaha, a certain send the eldest lord to your east wind, the eldest lord, you don't take it, it is really a waste of kindness! ”

The county magistrate was still sitting there, not coming down, his face twitching, obviously angry.

Seeing this, Yan Zhutou was a little helpless, no wonder this county master was set up by the county master below, and he didn't even have this bit of courage, and he didn't want the official voice in front of him.

If that guy surnamed Zheng is here,

I have already run down and toasted three glasses in a row,

recited the sentence aloud with tears, and then hid his face and hugged the child and cried again, until the wind was completely solid.

Ran Min shook his head,

and looked at the swallow catcher who was sitting in front of him,

Sighed:

"It's a pity, although our majesty can't help but go down to the official, but brother, it's a little difficult for you to climb up quickly, it's not an official, it's useless to want that official's voice.

It's the bandit name of this Jianghu, brother, do you want it? ”

"Whoa."

Yan catchers do not refuse, they want everything.

Ran Min took the wine jug first and took a big sip,

Then he handed the wine jug to Yan Zhutou,

Yell:

"Brother, let's go!"

Yan Zhutou didn't dislike it, and took a big sip of wine at the spout of the wine jug.

Ran Min laughed,

Shouting outside:

"Dare to ask your brother's name?"

Yan Zhutou pretended to be a little drunk,

shouted loudly:

"Nan'an Yan Xiaoliu is also!"

"Okay, I can recognize another brother before a certain assignment, which is also a big deal, wait, wait for my brother and I to accumulate military merits in front of the army and make a name, not a captain, we have to at least be a garrison, or a general.

Hahahaha,

When the battle is over, my brother and I have a chance to come back, in the future, you will follow my brother and me to do things, what do I do to catch fast, kill dogs before the battle, that is the real pleasure!

Little Sixth Brother, wait, I'll cover you in the future! ”

Fighting in front of the battle, taking his life to win military merits, as a probe for things, this is too arrogant, when the rivers and lakes are shallow, but they can often breed snakes, what will happen in the future, it is still unknown.

When Yan Zhutou heard this, he smiled and said:

"Coincidentally, one of my brothers said this in his early years, also before joining the army."

"Haha, he's bragging, brother, I'm different!"

Yan Zhutou raised his head and let out a long sigh,

Sighed:

"Don't say it, I really miss my brother a little, it's been almost a year."

"Killed in battle?"

"............" Yan Xiaoliu.

Ran Min saw that Yan Zhutou didn't speak,

With a serious look on his face, he said:

"It's a man, since he died in battle for my Dayan, he should be respected, come, Brother Yan, let's have this glass of wine, pay tribute to your deceased brother!"

"Hey, hey, hey." Yan Xiaoliu laughed, laughing so hard that his stomach hurt, but he still nodded, reached out and held the same wine jug with Ran Min,

With the mouth downward,

The wine spilled on the floor.

"Brother, go well, go on the road with peace of mind!"

………

"Ahh

General Zheng, who had just been helped by Siniang to sit on the edge of the bed and drink chicken soup, sneezed so loudly that he almost spilled the chicken soup in his hand.

"Heh, who's thinking about me."