Chapter 314: Such a matchmaker
Seeing this Zhengxing, with an innocent look, the woman said to Lu Zhengxing fiercely: "Shameless scoundrel, you asked him to arrest me, and he is still pretending to be a good person here!" ”
Lu Zhengxing felt very innocent, he felt that he was much more wronged than Dou E.
He looked at the middle-aged man with some inexplicable friends, and the middle-aged man said nonchalantly: "Women are like this, just let the girl lose her temper, as long as you have sex with her today, there will be nothing to do when you have a child in a few days, I promise." ”
When the middle-aged man said this, the woman's face turned completely red, and she glared at the middle-aged man with resentment, but she didn't dare to say anything, she was ready to run away.
But no matter which direction he turned, a barrier would appear in front of Ru, and the middle-aged man would block her there, so the woman squatted directly on the ground and cried.
The middle-aged man rushed to the road and squeezed his eyebrows, so that he wanted to persuade him.
Lu Zhengxing didn't bother to persuade, what does this have to do with himself?
Let's not say that this girl was so fierce to herself just now, is it okay to have a princess in her own family?
If you mess with a wife here, wouldn't it be troublesome, how can you explain it when you go back like this?
Could it be that the woman wanted to escape, the road was right, and she also wanted to escape at this moment, so she was too big to run, but it was a pity that he couldn't escape The middle-aged man turned around in front of him like a marquee, and he was walking, just sitting on the ground, he saw the woman crying, he felt that it was boring to cry alone, so she also pretended to cry, and Tuotie was simply amused when he looked at the scene in front of him.
This middle-aged man dressed up and he had done everything he could to help Lu Zhengxing, but obviously it didn't work, so he looked at Tuotie, she saw Tuotie laughing shamelessly, he was very angry, he reprimanded Tuotie: "An old guy doesn't come to help, are you looking at my jokes?" ”
Tuotie covered his mouth, pretended to be serious and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you, this kid's child can already make soy sauce, if you find him a wife again, he will be too busy......"
The middle-aged man looked at Tu Tie suspiciously, a little disbelieving that he looked at Lu Zhengxing, not like a person with children, but he still chose to believe it, because he didn't think Tuotie would lie to him.
What was puzzling was that he actually walked up to the girl and said, "Look at how good you are to marry him, you don't even have to have children, but after you get married, you have to be kind to other people's children, and you have to be a little graceful, right?" The meaning of this sentence is that we should respect the same children whether they are born or not......
The road is petrified, where is this
He looked at Tuotie and complained very much, when did he have a more soy sauce child?
Hearing the middle-aged man speak, the woman burst into tears this time, as if she finally understood her sinister situation.
Because Tuotie came out to stir up, the middle-aged man was very dissatisfied, he found that Lu Zhengxing was obviously not interested in this woman, and this woman was not interested in being improper, so wouldn't he be tossing in vain, he turned his eyes to look at Tuotiele.
Tuo Tiewei looked a little hairy, he felt a little bad, and sure enough, the middle-aged man said triumphantly, Tuo Tie, you old bachelor is not married yet, no, forget this girl for you, you married her and gave birth to a wife, so you can leave a descendant, right?
Tuotie sees that the girl's age is about the same as his granddaughter, and he has no opinion on marrying himself, but is he willing?
So Tuotie hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, I'm too old." ”
At this moment, the woman was lowering her head, and Tuo Tie's voice was very small, the middle-aged man deliberately came over and suppressed Tuo Tie's voice with his own voice and said You can't look down on him, you are so old and about to fall into the ground, what qualifications do you have to look down on others? ”
The middle-aged man's words were very loud, and this time the woman heard it, and he found that even the old man rejected him, and he immediately cried sadly, and this crying was caused by real sadness.
The middle-aged man was very sad when he saw the woman, he felt as if he was also sad, the middle-aged man had a sly smile on his face, he covered Tuotie's mouth, and then pretended to say, "What did you agree to?" I'll just say, how can you old pervert disagree with something, are you afraid that other girls won't agree? The girl agreed! Her task today is to marry herself, otherwise he will be in trouble, and marrying you is better than marrying those bad old men! ”
I thought I was the protagonist's Zhengxing.,I was surprised to find that I had become a supporting role.,But fortunately, I don't have to have anything to do with that woman.,He doesn't have any opinions on this.,It's not bad to think about it.,It's okay anyway, there's no wife to pick one up for nothing today.,And you can enter the cave room.,It's really a good thing for the wrong question.。
Recently, he has nothing to do and will talk more for a while, you are also an old leftover man, what are you dancing, I said with a sad face, I don't feel any of these people, this is good, under the coercion and temptation of middle-aged people, it is a lifelong event, and it is so decided!
Lu Zhengxing was happy for Tuotie from the bottom of his heart, the woman was raising her head and staring at the middle-aged man and Tuotie with wide eyes, Lu Zhengxing was deep, afraid that the woman would see any flaws, so she hurriedly interrupted and said: "Sister-in-law, I will call you sister-in-law in the future, you have to be kind to my eldest brother, my eldest brother has been waiting for you for so many years, you can't let him down." ”
The woman glared at Lu Zhengxing viciously, obviously he was very dissatisfied with Lu Zhengxing, but he didn't say anything, it seemed that in his eyes, Tuotie was okay.
Lu Zhengxing, with an abacus in his heart, shouldn't there be any problems with this woman? The middle-aged man brought him over first to marry him, and then to marry Tuotie, if this woman has no problems, why is she in such a hurry to marry?
The so-called cheap is not good, good goods are not cheap, the road is positive, but think about Tuotie's age, as long as a woman can give him a child, anyway, this woman looks beautiful, at least more beautiful than Sphincia, and it is not a loss to Tuotie.
Tuotie couldn't say anything at this time, because he didn't dare to speak in front of the middle-aged man, he knew that this person's means couldn't be provoked by himself, so he had to admit it, but he thought that marrying a wife seemed to be for nothing, and this business was not a loss.
At this moment, the middle-aged man found that the director present seemed to be very satisfied with the marriage he signed, and he immediately pulled the woman over, walked to Tuoti, he held the hands of the two together, and then announced: "Now the marriage of the two of you is decided, now you bow to each other three times." ”
Under the coercion and coercion of the middle-aged man, the two people reluctantly bowed to each other in three ways, and applauded on the side, creating a festive atmosphere, which the middle-aged man was very satisfied with.
What is Lu Zheng administratively doing, how did this man and woman enter the cave room in broad daylight, but he didn't expect the middle-aged man to pull Tuotie and the woman around three times, and then announced: "The cave room is finished." ”
Then the middle-aged man let go of his hands and said, "Okay, the children go back to their respective homes to find their own mothers!" ”
But no one went on the road, Zhengxing and Tuotie knew that they couldn't get out, the woman: Now that she is married to Tuotie, she naturally has nowhere to go, and it is only the middle-aged man who realized that there is a problem with his ceremony, he scratched his head and said to the three people: "Okay, okay, finely save me, I invite you to dinner." ”
Not far away. There were many teachers and students of the Royal Academy who were watching the burning strange things here, but when they saw the backbone man pulling three people over, these people immediately dispersed, just like a mouse seeing a cat, and really went back to their own houses to find their own mothers.
The group walked on the road, the woman followed behind Tuotie, this Tuotie felt weird, Tuotie leaned into Lu Zhengxing's ear, and wanted to say something to Lu Zhengxing, the middle-aged man found out, so he reprimanded Tuotie with a strong voice: "Tuotie, you old man, if it weren't for me, you would be able to marry a daughter-in-law in your life and scold you for not being grateful and want to show my bottom cloth, please tell this kid who I am, now he is not afraid of me, you dare to tell him, see how I clean up the two of you!" ”
As soon as the middle-aged man's words fell, Tuotie felt that he had been kicked in the back of his waist, Lu Zheng was walking in front of him, obviously not kicked by Lu Zhengxing, and it was impossible for the middle-aged man to turn his legs, could it be that the woman She turned her head and looked, sure enough, the woman was looking at Tuotie Tuotie with a dissatisfied face, where is this?
Lu Zhengxing, who had been in the dark, was dissatisfied, and he said to the middle-aged man: "The manly man will not change his name or change his surname, why are you so afraid I know how you know that I will be afraid, you may know your name, I will help you step on it like a bubble." ”
Lu Zhengxing thought that the middle-aged man would be angry, but he didn't expect the middle-aged man to listen to Lu Zhengxing, he seemed very happy to say this, and he was extremely useful, he said to Lu Zhengxing: "I just like you to talk like this, you have a temper and personality, like a person talking, unlike those hypocritical guys, all day long full of benevolence and morality, in fact, they are all farting, it is really smoky to death, I like your character, but I still can't tell you, in case you scare me, I don't have to play, from now on you are not allowed to leave me half a step for 24 hours." ”
The middle-aged man was crazy, and his speech was upside down, which was really dizzying, and Lu Zhengxing simply didn't speak, so he followed him and came to the front of the small villa in Yizhuang, and the middle-aged man pushed open the door and walked in.
Everyone entered the house, and the middle-aged man looked at this Tuotie and the woman, and suddenly felt that there was something different, this was the newlywed Yan'er's two people, and he was with them What's the matter, so he pulled Lu Zhengxing and walked out of the house again.
lu zhengxing really didn t know what kind of fame he was going to do the middle-aged man closed the door, and then put a big circle on the door, and then from. We shouted inside the house, "Today you two have a good baby in the cave, and if you can't give birth to a child, you are not allowed to come out." ”
Lu Zhengxing couldn't cry or laugh, and there was such an arrangement of the cave room? Myself. It's the first time I heard it, so Lu Zhengxing coaxed the Yangtze class and shouted into the room: "Tuotie, you should pay attention to your body when you are old, don't be tired, don't be in a hurry to give birth to a child in the next day or two." ”
Just when Lu Zhengxing just finished shouting, the window on the second floor of the villa opened a vase, straight to the road, the head of the shape flew over, Lu Zheng's red hand quickly intercepted, the middle-aged man looked very funny and funny, he rushed upstairs and said to throw another one and throw another, but unfortunately the upstairs window was closed.
Lu Zhengxing, he thought that Tuotie would escape, but when he saw that Tuotie did not escape, he couldn't help but be very satisfied with the middle-aged man.
Lu Zhengxing said to the middle-aged man: "You finally did a good thing today!" ”
Listening to Lu Zhengxing's words, the middle-aged man was obviously not very satisfied, he thought that he had done more than one good thing today, so he thought about Lu Zhengxing, and counted it with this hand, first he let Lu Zhengxing enroll, which is a good thing, the second let Tuo Tie enroll, this is the second good thing, and the third he helped Tuo Tie find a daughter-in-law, which is the third good thing. Fourth, he found the woman a husband, which is the fourth good thing.
You can hear it in the clouds, is there such a good thing? In order to completely call the middle-aged people to ask for directions, Zhengxing deliberately said that they were going to have a child, that is, the fifth thing, they gave birth to two, and that was the sixth good thing......"
The middle-aged man was very happy when he heard this, and shouted at the villa: "Tuotie, you sell your strength to give birth to a few more." ”
Lu Zhengxing thought it was really funny, could this be regarded as a hole in the house, but there was no response in the villa, obviously those two people only dared to act on Lu Zhengxing but did not dare to offend this middle-aged man.
The middle-aged man looked at Lu Zhengxing, and then asked Lu Zhengxing, are you hungry, Lu Zhengxing nodded, he was indeed very hungry, and he hadn't eaten until now.
The cafeteria of the Royal Academy seemed to be easy to find, and the middle-aged man walked straight on the road, and came to a beautifully decorated ancient building.
Lu Zhengxing, who was hungry from afar, smelled the aroma of food wafting from inside, Lu Zhengxing couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and the middle-aged man looked at Lu Zhengxing in surprise and said: "You haven't eaten for many years, why are you hungry like this when you smell it?" ”
Lu Zhengxing was speechless. Is it illegal to swallow your own saliva?
I have been busy for so long today, it is normal to be hungry, the four words of life in the world are very important, the first two words are diet, he doesn't have to think about the affairs of men and women now, he just needs to think about it, the two walked into the canteen, the originally lively and noisy canteen saw the middle-aged man come in, and suddenly fell silent, and then in the next moment all the people made a gesture to stand up, turn around and run away.
Lu Zhengxing looked at all this dumbfounded, this middle-aged man was like a hurricane, but he just blew everyone in the cafeteria away.
Lu Zhengxing looked at not only the people eating in the cafeteria, but also the cooks and waiters, ushers, and cleaners who were cooking.
It's good now, there are no more people to cook.
Lu Zhengxing was a little worried, but he saw the middle-aged man sitting at a table and began to eat.
This scene made Wu Zhengxing completely stunned, this guy actually ate other people's leftovers.
The middle-aged man looked at Lu Zhengxing, and said in surprise that these people waste food all day long, and throw away half of the meal, it's too unlikely, let's finish all these meals for them, Lu Zhengxing looked at this canteen There are more than 30 tables, many tables are placed on the tables, and some of the meals have not been moved.
Let the two of them finish eating these meals, and it is estimated that they will have to survive six or seven times.
Looking at the abnormal shape and looking frightened, the middle-aged man smiled and said: "Forget it, I'll tease you, you can eat as much as you can, don't eat for nothing." ”
Lu Zhengxing didn't want to eat anyone's leftovers, he found rice dishes and chopsticks, and then went to the kitchen to make a dish for himself, and turned off the fire in the kitchen by the way.
Lu Zhengxing thought that there were only two of them in the cafeteria, but when he came out with the food, he saw a head peeking out not far away.
It should be the bathroom in the corner of the kitchen, and Lu Zhengxing couldn't help but wonder, who is this person? Where are you hiding?
But after only five seconds, Lu Chengxing's question was answered.
At an unbelievable speed, the middle-aged man dragged the man by the collar to the table where he was eating.
Then the middle-aged man reprimanded while eating: "Fang Dayou is not a three-year-old or two-year-old child, you are also a vice principal, everyone is optimistic about you, why do you always sneak around all day long, what did you do to be unsightly?" ”
Lu Zhengxing carefully looked at the person sitting on the ground, who was dressed luxuriously and dressed very competitively, but at the moment he was sitting on the ground and didn't dare to move, hanging his head, quietly listening to the middle-aged man's reprimand, looking like he was bowing his head and listening, very humble.
Seeing this called magnification, some people sat on the ground with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, and they didn't dare to come out, Lu Zhengxing was very pitiful to this person.
But the middle-aged man was obviously not angry enough, he continued to scold: "You man is really shameless, first lied to this woman, and then to that woman, and now I have married your wife to someone else, do you have any opinions?" ”
Fang Dayou continued to lower his head and didn't say anything, obviously he was the doctrine of the hall, he didn't say anything, he didn't do anything, the dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, he planned to consume it like this.
This is indeed a kind of realm, the so-called self-drying, which requires a lot of self-cultivation, but the middle-aged man obviously doesn't seem to intend to save any face for the middle-aged man.
The middle-aged man stopped chewing in his mouth, took out a piece of paper from his pocket, and began to read Fang Dayou's various evil deeds: "After my investigation in many ways, and confirmed by relevant personnel, you shameless thing, since the age of 7, you have been peeking at other girls taking a bath, stealing things at the age of 8, colluding with the boss lady at the age of 10, and ...... at the age of 11."
In a world or any world where Lu Zhengxing is going, there are always some people who are bad, but he didn't expect that a person would be so evil and so bad since he was a few years old, which really opened his eyes, obviously middle-aged people read these things after investigation.
When Lu Zhengxing saw the guy named Fang Dayou, he was so angry that he kept trembling on the ground, but he still didn't dare to say a word.