"Yun Feng?"

"Yun Feng!"

The familiar whispering woke Li Yunfeng from the bed in a coma.

Li Yunfeng, who opened his eyes, turned his head and saw Da Yu'er's beautiful figure, floating in the couple's room.

Oh, Da Yu'er is flying.

Wait a minute!

This is the personal room of the main god's space, but the main god merged the personal room of himself and Da Yu'er, and it became the current husband and wife room.

So why does your wife fly in the couple's room?

Li Yunfeng, who felt that something was wrong, got up and looked around, and found that the surrounding furniture, such as the teleportation table, chairs, and space storage boxes, and even the double bed where he was lying, were floating, but ......

"Cut!"

Li Yunfeng noticed that the projection screen hanging on the wall was not affected in any way, and spat dissatisfiedly: "It would be great if we could let the main god get out." ”

Seeing that her husband was awake, Da Yu'er asked, "Yunfeng, what's going on?" Why am I even floating? ”

What's going on?

Needless to say!

Li Yunfeng inhaled black qi from the gravitational ability Sigma, and with Li Yunfeng's successful breakthrough, this ability naturally came to Li Yunfeng's body.

It's just that because gravity is Li Yunfeng's newly acquired ability, he is not skilled in control, which causes Li Yunfeng to leak out of gravitational fluctuations in an unconscious state, causing the gravitational chaos inside the couple's room, and even Da Yu'er floated up.

"Don't worry, Da Yu'er."

Li Yunfeng explained: "I have mastered a new ability: gravity, but I am not very proficient in manipulation, wait for me for a while." ”

After getting her husband's explanation, Da Yuer also put her mind at ease and handed everything over to Li Yunfeng.

With Li Yunfeng's current ability, in a few minutes, he has basically mastered the method of controlling gravity, so that Da Yu'er and the furniture in the room are all put back in place, and I believe that there will be no more out of control in the future.

"That's it!"

Li Yunfeng, who had mastered gravity, jumped out of bed, walked in front of Da Yu'er, and just wanted to tell the story he encountered in the cyberpunk world, but Da Yu'er said to her husband:

"Yun Feng, can you wash yourself first?"

Li Yunfeng was stunned for a moment, and then he reacted, every time he broke through, he would sweat because of the painful struggle, as if he had run a marathon, but he was alone in the room before, and no matter how much Li Yunfeng sweated, it couldn't affect others.

But now, with Da Yuer living in the same room with her, Li Yunfeng has to pay attention to his image, and he can't be careless just because he is his wife, this is the criterion of a good man.

So, Li Yunfeng took Da Yu'er into the bathroom together, did what men and women did, and then took the opportunity to distribute benefits and do something very good!

Generally, online articles must be written like this, but Li Yunfeng will not do that, because:

"Lord God, come out, don't want to peep!"

Under Li Yunfeng's reprimand, the main god who was about to peep finally appeared, and a projection representing him also appeared on the screen:

"Cut, Xiao Lizi, I originally wanted to see your husband and wife take a bath, can't you give me benefits?"

"Get out!"

Li Yunfeng rejected the "kindness" of the main god in his words, and shouted: "Lord God, you are also a person with a wife, and you want to see the harlequin!" ”

Cut, if the Harlequin can say yes, do I need to go to such trouble!

Of course, the above content is the heart of the Lord God, and it will definitely not be known to outsiders, and he will only say righteously:

"I am the all-powerful God......"

However, before the main god could finish speaking, Li Yunfeng rudely interrupted him and said, "Wait, main god, what's going on with your projection on the screen?" ”

As we all know, in order to hide his true identity, the main god will only release a yellow funny emoji on the projection screen when he talks to the members of the main god space, to represent the will of the main god.

But today, the original funny emoji has been changed and has become Li Yunfeng's avatar.

In fact, with Li Yunfeng's handsome appearance, it is normal to be chosen as the avatar by the main god, but the portrait of Li Yunfeng on the projection was obviously photoshopped by the main god, and the corner of his left mouth was upturned, putting on a demonic crooked mouth and smiling expression.

What is this?

I only heard the main god say lightly: "Little Lizi, this is my new avatar, the crooked-mouthed dragon king Li Yunfeng, how is it, it's good!" ”

Crooked-mouthed dragon king Li Yunfeng?

A new avatar of the Lord God?

In other words, when the main god communicates with other members in the future, he will take out this new image......

Thinking of this, Li Yunfeng, who was the prototype of the image, suddenly felt ashamed, and immediately shouted: "Lord God, I will change you for a fairy banban, give me back!" ”

"Don't!"

The main god quarreled with Li Yunfeng like a child: "I like this image, the crooked mouth dragon king is very good." Moreover, Xiao Lizi, it is your honor that you can be chosen as the image prototype by me, the omnipotent landlord god! ”

"It's an honor, when I haven't watched "Son-in-law"!"

Li Yunfeng yelled at the main god: "The protagonist was later greened!" ”

It turns out that the crooked mouth expression full of magic comes from the protagonist in the famous online article "Son-in-law".

And "Son-in-law" is actually a tragedy dressed in a cool text, because according to the relevant plot, in the later stage, the protagonist's wife left the protagonist with her children and walked with others......

No wonder Li Yunfeng, who has a second wife, is so disgusted by the main god general Crooked Dragon King as his new avatar, the two quarreled on the spot!

Li Yunfeng: "Change it!" ”

Lord God: "Don't!"

"Change!"

"Don't!"

"Change!"

"Don't!"

Da Yu'er on the side, looking at the two "children" in front of her arguing and bickering, couldn't help but shake her head......

A few minutes later, the main god and Li Yunfeng finally reached a reconciliation and gave each other a piece of candy...... Ahem, made concessions to each other.

The main god promised to arrange a free opportunity for Li Yunfeng to be guided by a famous teacher, so that Li Yunfeng could better master his own abilities, especially the newly mastered gravity, and Li Yunfeng also promised to let the demonic avatar with a burst of shame be used as the new avatar of the main god, and complete a task within three stars for the main god without a big pit.

In this way, it seems that Li Yunfeng still earned?

Not necessarily!

"Hehe, little plum, it's time to get down to business!"

The main god used the head of the crooked mouth dragon king to speak, "Because you failed in your mission in the cyberpunk world, according to the agreement, I will not tell you anything about the robbery and murder case. ”

Hearing this, Da Yu'er immediately asked her husband, "Yun Feng, have you failed?" ”

Li Yunfeng didn't speak, just nodded silently.

The main god took the opportunity to describe Li Yunfeng's experience in the cyberpunk world, especially Xiaomei's good impression of Li Yunfeng, and then deliberately said in an accent:

"Da Yu'er, now you know why your husband failed, right?"

According to the description of the main god, it seems that Li Yunfeng failed because he was tempted by beauty, but Da Yu'er will not be deceived by the main god:

"Come on, Lord God, don't think I don't know what's going on in the cyberpunk world, my friend is furious and has dealt with the Black Shadow."

It turned out that Da Yu'er knew about the situation of the black shadow, and after she glanced at her husband, she said to the main god:

"I trust my husband and will not do anything to betray the family!"

"What's more, Lord God, if I'm not mistaken, the mission in the cyberpunk world should be a self-selected mission, and there will be no punishment even if you fail!"

In fact, in Da Yu'er's words, the last one is the key, in terms of rules, although the task of the cyberpunk world was asked by the main god to Li Yunfeng to do, the task itself is still an optional task, not a mandatory task, and there is no penalty for failure.

Da Yu'er is very smart, as long as she chooses her own task, unless the main god cheats, there is no reason to punish Li Yunfeng.

Therefore, after listening to Da Yu'er's words, the main god "cut",

That's right, the main god originally really wanted to punish Li Yunfeng, but after some arguments from Da Yu'er, he couldn't do it.

What the?

Let the Lord God play tricks?

Don't look at the usual Lord God's thick skin like the Milky Way, but in this matter, he really can't pull off his old face.

Fortunately, the main god didn't speak directly before, pointing out that he wanted to punish Li Yunfeng, so he immediately borrowed a donkey to go downhill and said:

"I don't need you to remind you, Da Yu'er, the rules of the main god space are set by me, of course I will act according to the rules, there is no punishment for failing the optional task, you don't need to be careful."

"On the contrary, my good brother, Xiao Lizi, is blessed with a great fortune under my protection, even if the mission fails, it will be a great gain!"

"Take a good look at the system prompts!"

Under the prompting of the main god, Li Yunfeng looked at the system prompt, and then his eyes lit up, only to see that the system prompt was marked:

"Kill the Coupon Sigma and reward 11,000 unlimited points."

Sigma is a Ticket Clan!

Seeing this message, Li Yunfeng seemed to understand something, and the main god also spoke out at the right time, reminding:

"Little Lizi, Sigma came into contact with the old people because of an experimental accident, and accepted their power, so he has the ability to manipulate gravity."

"From that moment on, he was no longer a human, but a member of the old clan, which is why, after you killed him, you were able to absorb black qi and master new abilities."

I see.

Li Yunfeng nodded, and then asked, "So, Lord God, what's going on with the Laughing Bat?" Didn't I kill him already! ”

The Lord God also explained:

"Little plum, the multiverse is very large, so in many worlds, there are the same individuals with certain differences. For example, you see Li Yunfeng and his wife in another world. This phenomenon is known as a parallel world doppelganger, or isotope. ”

"In the same way, there is more than one laughing bat in the multiverse, and every Batman in different worlds may become a laughing bat under certain circumstances."

Li Yunfeng understood that the laughing bat he met on cyberpunk was not the individual he killed in the Batman world, but another ......

Wait, according to the words of the main god, will the Batman in the Batman world become a laughing bat under certain circumstances?

If memory serves, the Batman had already been infected with the Joker virus......

Li Yunfeng didn't dare to think about the rest of the matter at all, because in that world, Li Yunfeng had experienced too much......

"Yun Feng!"

Noticing that her husband's expression was suddenly sluggish, Da Yu'er immediately stepped forward and patted Li Yunfeng's shoulder.

Li Yunfeng immediately came to his senses and said that he was fine.

The main god didn't plan either, so he would tell Li Yunfeng's experience in the Batman world now, especially Li Yunfeng's murder, so the main god said:

"Don't worry, Da Yu'er, your husband is fine, he's just thinking about some things, such as the blood of that divine robe. I can tell you now that Satsuki has completed the mission and returned to the main god space, and now he can trade at any time! ”

"Good!"

Li Yunfeng also took the opportunity to contact Gao Yue through the main god system to prepare for this long-agreed deal.

However, Da Yu'er had some questions: "Lord God, what is so special about the blood of the divine clothes, why does Gaoyue have to get it?" ”

The Lord God then corrected, "It's him, not it!" ”

Everyone knows that in language, he represents the person with the will, and it represents the objects in general, including living animals and plants and inanimate things.

In other words, the blood of the gods has a self-will!

Da Yu'er, who understood this, suddenly remembered that her bikini, the divine clothes, were reserved, and it seemed to be the same as the blood of the divine clothes, all made of combat life fibers, could it be ......

"Don't worry!"

The main god saw through Da Yu'er's thoughts and said with a smile: "When you meet Gaoyue, she will naturally tell you all the secrets about the divine clothes and the battle life fibers. ”