Listening to what Li Xiaodong said, Wu Ming suddenly said to Li Xiaodong with a smile on his face. "What do you mean by that?" What does it mean that there is no way to distinguish the real from the fake? Am I telling you a lie? I swear to God that what I said is absolutely true, why should I lie to you? Besides, we all know what happened, is there any need for me to lie to you? Isn't that a slap in my own face? ”

Hearing this, Li Xiaodong stretched out a finger, shook Wu Ming lightly, and said. "No, no, no, you're wrong, I didn't say that what you said wasn't true, I just wanted to take it seriously and ask you properly, are you sure you really turned me into that way so casually before?" You really don't have any selfish intentions, that's why you treat me like that, why do I see from your actions and your expression when you treat me like that, you seem to be very resentful of me, just like I robbed your girlfriend. ”

Hearing that his lie was exposed, Wu Ming suddenly scratched his hair with a little embarrassment and said. "Hey, let's know this kind of thing, let's just do it, don't take it to the bright side, if you get it on the bright side, how embarrassing it must be, you know what I think in my heart, you have to say it, you say what makes others think of me, although I really want to make a joke with you here, but you are too boring, do you know that every day my uncle talks about it endlessly, and my head is about to make a big noise, so I can't help it, I can only give you such a punishment to let you experience the sinister nature of the world. ”

Li Xiaodong. Hearing Wu Ming say this to himself so righteously, he suddenly wanted to applaud Wu Ming, this sentence was simply amazing, it was obviously his fault, and he said such a thing. It really makes people feel that he is not at fault at all, but he is making trouble here unreasonably, and he has not understood what he meant.

In the end, Li Xiaodong took a breath of talk, put his hands on Wu Ming's shoulders, and said. "My dear Comrade Xiao Wu, do you know how I feel when I came to the captain's office in such a way and in such a posture? I'm all broken, okay? It's the first time I've used that posture to face my captain, and it's the first time I've entered the captain's office, can you say that this situation isn't embarrassing? Don't you think it's embarrassing to put this on you? Why don't you say hello to me in advance when you push me, so that I can make my posture look better, at least not so embarrassing, okay? As a result, I just lay there and lay there, and I didn't say anything, I was in a daze, you know? I don't even know what happened to me. ”

After saying this, Li Xiaodong smiled self-deprecatingly and continued to say to Wu Ming. "Actually, I don't know what happened to me, so it doesn't matter at all, the important thing is that you know what my whole person will be like when I come back to my senses and look up at my captain's expression?" My whole person is simply more collapsed than my own captain, I look at me with a look of disgust and suspicion on my face, looking at the captain's expression, I can't wait to dig a hole in the ground from there and get into it, do you know what it feels like to be scrutinized with that kind of look? If you can't, I can give you a live performance right now so that you can experience that feeling. ”

Hearing this, Wu Ming was a little scared and hurriedly waved his hand and said. "I don't want to mention this feeling, after all, I heard you say this, it seems that this feeling is not particularly good, Jiayi feels very bad, then I don't have any need to experience it, you have already experienced it, it is a bit difficult for me to experience it again." ”

Hearing this, Li Xiaodong rolled his eyes directly, and wanted to strangle Wu Ming in his hand, but in the end, he held back, took a deep breath and said to Wu Ming. "My dear Comrade Xiao Wu, I can't believe that the four words of being a strong man can come out of your mouth, you still know the four words of robbing people, man, when you pushed me into the captain's office in that posture, why didn't you think about whether you were a little strong?" You talk about it, I finally gave myself a strong psychological construction, and when I went to see my captain, I was on the verge of kicking the door, and you suddenly pushed me over, what kind of thing do you say, or we are now walking in the captain's office, and I will treat you like that, why don't you experience it too. ”

Hear this. Wu Ming's whole person was broken, and he hurriedly said to Li Xiaodong with an embarrassed face. "Brother Dong, Brother Dong, I was really wrong, you can spare me this time, I really just want to make a small joke with you, but I didn't expect this joke to be big, you see I didn't sit in your place and wait for you to know?" I am deeply concerned about whether there is any problem in your office on the team, if there is any problem, I plan to rush in directly to rescue you, but I didn't expect you to come back intact, my skills have not been used for anything, I am still very worried about this heart until now, for fear that you will come out and slap me. ”

Hearing this, Li Xiaodong laughed, then patted Wu Ming's shoulder, hugged Wu Ming's whole person into his arms, and whispered to Wu Ming. "Look, since you have apologized to me so sincerely, what about me, if I don't accept it, it seems that I am too immeasurable, but if I accept it, I am really angry now, this matter is not something that you can solve with an apology, this is fortunately our captain is easy to speak, as long as our captain is not good to speak, what do you say about this matter?" I'm already gone, and when you see me, I'm not a living person, and you've already asked you to go in and carry me. ”

After saying this, Li Xiaodong really saw Wu Ming's little face turn pale, seeing Wu Ming's expression, Li Xiaodong smiled evilly in his heart, and then coughed lightly to hide his thoughts now.