Chapter 349: Is the Present World Newspaper Coming So Quickly?
Chapter 349: Is the Present World Newspaper Coming So Quickly?
"Oops, fresh blood!"
"The appearance is dignified, the figure and appearance are good, high quality!"
As the two came to the blind date corner, Su Chen was surrounded by several aunts enthusiastically and kept looking.
It's like looking at the fresh pork sold at a discount in the supermarket......
This kind of weird gaze made Su Chen a little uncomfortable, if he hadn't promised Zhuge Dali in advance, he would have wanted to run away.
But.
Facing the aunt beside him, whose tonnage was comparable to that of the charter wife in "Kung Fu", who did something to Su Chen as soon as he came up, he still hurriedly explained.
"Auntie, you're mistaken, I'm not here for a blind date!"
"Understood!"
"I'm not here for a blind date, I'm here to come and see, right!"
As she spoke, the aunt put the A4 paper printed with her daughter's information in front of Su Chen.
"This is my daughter, Fang Ling, understand?"
"Thirty-eight, have you ever been married?"
"What education?"
"What is the monthly salary?"
Without waiting for Su Chen to speak, Zhuge Dali on the side also opened his mouth to ask, while taking out a small notebook, as if he was about to record something on it.
"I have never been married, I have a bachelor's degree, my daughter is an agent, and her monthly salary is 50,000!"
As she spoke, the aunt gestured to a five, and then continued to talk about her daughter's various advantages.
"White skin and beautiful appearance, long hair fluttering, straightforward, humorous personality......"
"Moreover, the advantage can circle the earth two and a half times!"
The aunt talked eloquently, and she also praised her daughter as if she was the only one in the sky and unparalleled on earth.
Speaking of rising, he actually turned around in front of Su Chen, and saw Su Chen silently wipe the cold sweat that didn't exist.
Auntie, you can stop.
If you fall down and collapse the blind date corner, where are you going to find a blind date for your daughter?
"Then why can't you find a partner yet?"
Zhuge Dali, who was on the side, also continued to collect his thesis materials, completely ignoring Su Chen, who was a tool man, with his resentful little eyes.
Ay.
No way, who asked him to find a thesis maniac as his girlfriend!
"I'm delayed by work, hey!"
"Working twice a month, working for half a month at a time, what a broken company!"
The aunt also complained, and at the same time wanted to continue to do something to Su Chen.
However, Su Chen, who had been on guard for a long time, avoided the aunt's groping pig hand without leaving a trace.
"Auntie, I know a lawyer, I think you can entrust him to negotiate a labor dispute lawsuit!"
Su Chen also said earnestly.
"That's not necessary, I'm here to find a son-in-law, not a lawyer!"
Aunt shook her head.
"That's right, I know that lawyer is also single now, a cow, and has a bachelor's degree!"
"Hello lawyer!"
"The lawyer should be very good!"
Hearing Su Chen's words, the aunt immediately changed her attitude, thinking about the advantages of the lawyer.
"Coincidentally, no, my friend is also in the blind date corner today, I called him over and let you get to know him?"
In line with the idea that the friends of the dead Dao are not dead and poor, Su Chen also beckoned to Zhang Wei who was not far away.
"Zhang Wei, come here!"
"Huh?"
Zhang Wei also came over with a confused face, and was immediately entangled by his aunt.
"It's a little old-fashioned, but it's a good cow, your daughter is a pig, and the pig and the cow are just a match!"
Another aunt on the side also looked at Zhang Wei a few times and commented on her head.
"It's just that I can't see a little, he's the cow of that round?"
"85's?"
"73's?"
"61's?"
Zhang Wei: Am I that old?
Seeing that Zhang Wei had been silent, the aunt only thought that he was a little shy, and continued: "Actually, my daughter is good at everything, but she is a little strong!" ”
Hearing this, Zhuge Dali also stopped the movements in his hand and looked at the aunt curiously.
"How strong?"
"One hundred and fifteen?"
"One hundred and eighteen?"
"How does it compare to you?"
Seeing that the aunt was silent for a long time, Su Chen couldn't help but ask.
"Hey, let him meet my daughter, won't you?"
The aunt also took Zhang Wei's hand and said with a smile.
"When your daughter guesses her weight?"
Zhang Wei also shook his head decisively and said, "I'm afraid I'm not strong enough!" ”
"Son-in-law, you are a lawyer, your income should be very good, right?"
"Who's your son-in-law!"
inexplicably became someone else's son-in-law, and Zhang Wei couldn't help but retort.
"His income is not very stable, sometimes he can make money, sometimes he can't open the pot!"
Su Chen was also on the side, mercilessly revealing Zhang Wei's old background.
"That'...... Spending lavishly? ”
"No!"
Su Chen also patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder, and said meaningfully: "Zhang Wei, he can save money, once when it was hot, he passed by a vending machine and threw a few coins into it......"
"Got the cheapest drink?"
"No!"
He pressed the refund button, withdrew a few iced coins, and put them on his face to say it was much cooler!
“……”
"Hahaha, the lawyer is eloquent and can coax people!"
When the aunt heard this, her face stiffened with a smile, and she could only forcibly find some advantages in Zhang Wei.
"I'm the best at earthy love stories."
"Once, Zhang Wei was guessing boxing with his sister in a bar, and he suddenly punched and cloth at the same time, and then said to that girl, you are all I have!"
“……”
THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT ZHANG WEI WAS RUTHLESSLY PASSED BY THE TWO AUNTS!
"Son-in-law, what do you do?"
The aunt next to her just now also set her eyes on Su Chen.
"Auntie, correct, I'm not your son-in-law."
"Boom!"
Just when Su Chen was about to slip away directly, he heard Zhuge Dali's cough behind him, and immediately changed his words: "However, I am an online writer. ”
"It's good to be an online writer, stay at home and don't go anywhere, don't mess with flowers and grass......"
"And I don't exercise all year round, my body is weak, and I don't have to worry about domestic violence!"
No doubt.
This aunt's point of view is also extraordinarily strange, and people can't help but applaud.
"By the way, what kind of education do you have, what do you belong to, have you ever been married?"
"He belongs to the cow, has never been married, and has a bachelor's degree!"
Zhuge Dali was also on the side, revealing Su Chen's information.
Su Chen: ???
Is the news coming so quickly?
He just sold Zhang Wei, and he didn't expect to be sold by his girlfriend in a blink of an eye!
I knew today, and I regretted not being at the beginning!
"It's not bad to belong to the dragon, it's just a little smaller, after all, my daughter is almost forty this year."
"Forty?!"
When Su Chen heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
This age......
It's almost all!
Can't be provoked, farewell!
"Oh, yes, girl."
"After talking about it for a long time, who are you, who do you know him so well?"
Suddenly, as if she remembered something, Auntie couldn't help but ask.