Yu Qi was bowing in response, and was about to go out when he was stopped by Li Jing: "By the way, what did you just say you were going to do?" ”

"Nope." Yu Qizheng forgot what he just said.

"No, I seem to remember you saying you were going to listen to the story." Li Jing said.

"Oh, I've heard before that there is a man named Song Mazi in Jingzhou City, who is very good at storytelling. It's not like I'm thinking about it, so I'm going to sit down. Since you have something to do now, forget it. Yu Qizheng replied honestly.

"Song Mazi?" Li Jing nodded: "I seem to have heard of it." Let's go and listen to the story. ”

Yu Qizheng's mouth was as if someone had stuffed a jujube. What he thought in his heart was: Isn't it good that you play yours and I play mine? Do you know I really don't want to play with you?

"What are you thinking about with your bony eyes?" Li Jing immediately noticed it.

Yu Qizheng said with an aggrieved face: "Prince, what kind of crooked idea can I fight?" I'm just thinking, isn't it inappropriate for you to go to those places where you are noble? Besides, if there is any danger, then how can I bear this responsibility? ”

Li Jing said disapprerovingly: "Unless you are a traitor, who knows that I am the prince?" Besides, if it is peaceful today, Ning'er and I don't even bring guards, so it's okay to go from Tianmen County to Luofeng Town. Besides, we can also bring a few guards. ”

Yu Qizheng sighed secretly in his heart, this is also retribution.

It is said that when he was young, the children in the town were used to being wild, and they were not very willing to play with him, the eldest young master, so as not to bump into him and go home and be beaten. And Yu Fu's kid played with the gang of bear children until they flew. Every time he coerces Yu Fu like this, he takes himself to play. Thinking about it now, Yu Fu at that time should be in the same mood as himself now.

After a while, they arrived at the teahouse where Song Mazi was telling stories.

After finding a private seat and sitting down, Xiao Er brought a few plates of snacks.

Yu Qizheng threw a preserved fruit into his mouth, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he pushed the plate in front of Li Jing: "Tai...... This preserved fruit is really good. ”

Li Jing nodded, and also went to get the preserved fruit on the plate.

The personal guard hurriedly stopped it with his eyes, meaning that he could not eat anything outside.

Li Jing said unhappily, "It's okay", and was ready to continue to get it.

This personal guard is also a donkey, still stopped him, and whispered: "Where is the duty." ”

According to the rules, in the palace or the prince's mansion, after any dish is served, the chef must try it on the spot before the prince can eat it. If you go out of the palace or eat outside, you should be more careful. Some people don't say anything about tasting it, they have to wait for a while, and after confirming that it's okay, the prince can eat it.

Although Li Jing was angry, he was helpless.

Yu Qi was swinging his head, grabbed another handful of melon seeds and knocked them up.

I thought that it was majestic to be the emperor and the prince, but it was not easy to have a good time.

It's okay to say that these fruits or something, but in winter, you can't even eat hot vegetables, which is really miserable.

At this time, he thought of another question, if he really encountered some assassins or the like when he was with me, and if something happened, it would at least be a poor protection, and it was estimated that Young Master Ben's head would not be able to be saved.

Again, you must find a way to stay away from him as much as possible.

When I thought about it, I immediately looked around nervously.

Because Song Mazi is more famous for telling stories, the people in the teahouse are basically full now.

However, although it is a program of "famous hosts", the layout of the book is also very simple, that is, a table and a chair. A red cloth was spread on the table, and the words "Song Mazi tells stories" were embroidered on the side of the audience.

Yu Qizheng noticed that there was a notice board hanging on the left side of the stage, and some words were also written on it:

Shen Shi: "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" angrily shouted at the longboard bridge

……

Mao Shi: "Fengshen Bang" Daji entered the palace

……

Oh, this is normal, most storytelling teahouses will give advance notice of the storytelling content at different times of the day.

At this time, his eyes fell on the current trailer - "Hot Review of Current Affairs".

What is this Nima?

Except for this "Hot Review of Current Affairs",The others are well-known books for all ages.。

However, Yu Qizheng had heard of it before, and this is the most famous show of Song Mazi.

It is said that this "Hot Commentary on Current Affairs" is Song Mazi's trump card program, and other storytellers will never hear it.

So this show is scheduled at such a prime time now.

Song Mazi came out.

Li Jing and Yu Qizheng were very unacceptable, thinking that their teahouse was not fake.

What about Song Mazi? Since it is famous for pockmarks, it goes without saying that it must be full of pockmarks. Even if it's not pockmarked, it's definitely the image of a crooked melon and cracked jujube, right?

Unexpectedly, what came out was a gentle scholar wearing a cyan robe and holding a folding fan in his hand.

Pockmark? Ma you three mothers are frog legs!

Ya's face is smooth like a mirror, where is it with half a pockmark?

Song Mazi walked to the front of the stage and waved his hands: "Lords, fathers, Song Mazi has saluted you." ”

The audience booed.

Song Mazi was unimpressed, and continued: "I know all the masters who know Mazi. However, there must be some people I don't know, so I'll introduce it here. ”

The audience immediately fell silent.

Song Mazi continued: "That's right, I'm the fake Song Mazi. I know that you are throwing shoes now, because I don't have pockmarks on my face. ”

The attraction of the people below is concentrated.

Song Mazi opened his mouth and said: "Song Mazi doesn't have pockmarks, it's really not a big deal." Is there necessarily a wife in the wife's cake? ”

The audience burst out laughing.

Song Mazi continued: "Do you think I want to be Song Mazi? I really don't want to! I don't understand how my Song is so handsome and chic, how was someone named Song Mazi and then spread it out! ”

The laughter in the audience was even louder.

Song Mazi continued: "Song is a Jianghu person, so he eats with two mouths. In order to get this bite to eat, I have to brag and fool around, don't blame you. Let's put it this way, every word that Sako said was just to fool him into a little more money. So true and false, false and false, don't take it seriously. ”

There was an inverted sound of "oh oh" below, and some people urged Song Mazi to hurry up.

Li Jing smiled: "It's really interesting, there are no pockmarks on the face of the pockmarked people." ”

Yu Qizheng replied: "I think it's normal. Could it be that those who are rich must be rich, and those who are called reels must live long? ”

Li Jing nodded: "That's right. So what's the right name, maybe it's full of crooked eyes. ”

Yu Qizheng was furious in his heart, but he didn't dare to fight back. Finally, he squeezed out a sentence: "The prince is right." ”

Song Mazi began to speak. "Our Jingzhou City has been a battleground for soldiers since ancient times. But it's never been this complicated. ”

This sentence drew everyone's attention.

"Do you think I'm exaggerating?" Song Mazi is very well proportionate.

Everyone watched in amazement as to what he would say next.

"The general trend of the world, it will be together for a long time, and it will be divided for a long time." Wang Mazi shook his head and said.

The people below are secretly spitting incense. Isn't this Temo talking nonsense? That's how those chapters came about.

"Everyone," Song Mazi raised his voice: "Now you are sitting here eating melon seeds, drinking tea, and listening to Mazi fart, it seems to be a habitual thing." But have you ever thought about one thing, if you go back 30 years, what would it be? ”

This topic is very sensitive.

However, for ordinary people, the more sensitive they are, the more interested they are.

"Let's put it this way, for thirty years, it is impossible for everyone, including you, to come to the teahouse to listen to books. Why? Song Mazi said: "Because there were wars every day at that time. ”

Some of the older people in the audience bowed their heads and did not speak.

Song Mazi continued: "Old and young masters, at that time, there were fights everywhere in the Central Plains. To put it mildly, that's when you are king today and tomorrow he will be the hegemon! At the time, no one knew who would win. ”

This is the truth, and the people below whispered.

"What's more, even if you know who's winning, it's useless." Song Mazi knocked on the table.

It was so hard to understand that everyone stopped talking and looked at the stage.

"Actually, the reason is very simple. Even if you know that in the end it is our court, our emperor will win, but will you survive that time? Not to mention anything else, when we founded the country, did we fail in so many battles? Was there a time when the whole army was wiped out? Song Mazi asked.

Everyone in the audience was stunned, because no one had thought of this problem.

If people can be born again, if people can go back in time, now that I know who will win, then I can make the right choice.

However, the question that Song Mazi is raising now is really this question. To put it simply, even if you know that this faction will win in the end, can you hold out until the day they win? It's a problem that everyone avoids, but eventually has to face.

"Hahahaha, it's far away!" Song Mazi immediately pulled the topic back: "Okay, next please listen to the current affairs commentary brought to you by Ben Mazi, as well as the relevant analysis." ”

Unlike any other storyteller, Wang Mazi just said such a casual paragraph, which pulled the audience's attention back to the topic he wanted to talk about.

。。。。。。。。。

Qin Xiaoluan sat in the carriage with a lot of thoughts.

It feels like it's so wrong, this isn't the script I've read!

In the script I saw, no matter how I crossed and what the reason was, including what I did after the crossing, it didn't seem to be what I am now, right?

In all film and television dramas and middle schools, the heroine of the crossing comes with her own BULL, and a few words of poetry from later generations can take all kinds of overlord milk dogs of that era.

But...... Am I taking the wrong script?

After coming to this world, it seems that everything is on your own.

As soon as he came, he died his father, and then went to collect debts.

Then, just to have something to eat with my mother and find a job.

And then there is the house that made the Yu family.

In the meantime, there is also imprisonment or anything, not to mention.

Up to now, the highest-grade unmarried young man I can know is Yu Qizheng and Yang Buxian.

Yang is not envious? Uh-huh, a good guy. What a nice guy. I'm sorry, but I didn't mean to give you a good person card. In fact, whether he is a good person or a bad person has nothing to do with it, okay or not? He's just a supporting character, a passerby. Yes, just a passerby.

What about Yu Qizheng? That bastard is even more of a supporting role.

No, he doesn't even count as a supporting role. In the script, he is a soy sauce beater.

No! Why does he make soy sauce? He's a trick

！ No, it can't even be counted.

He's just a ,,, he's nothing!

Yu Qizheng is a character like this, and he won't survive more than 2 episodes.

Is it really the script that is wrong, okay? Who wrote this kind of bad script? What the? Am I a follower? What a rotten name? Would a serious author be called by that name? Believe it or not, I'll kill you?

What kind of broken script is written, Yu Qizheng's kind of rotten thing not only survived two episodes, but also seems to be getting better and better.

No, why do I have to think about the soul of the surname Yu when I think about it? Am I really ...... No, no, absolutely not!

In such a cranky moment, Jingzhou City arrived.

It's time to arrive, and Qin Xiaoluan doesn't feel anything.

"Master Qin, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince commands, please come in immediately." When he inspected the degree at the city gate, he was directly informed of this.

This......

Qin Xiaoluan was stupid.

We set off early this morning, and it was sunset when we arrived in Jingzhou City. At this time, I went to see the prince, and they were really not ready.

According to the script, this is the appearance of a serious male protagonist. Handsome, young, and status, the most important thing is that the next thing is to fall in love with yourself at first sight, and love you to death.

So, the image now is very, very important? Should I be intellectual, or should I be innocent? Or is it sexy and charming, or is it calm and generous?

No, no, it seems that in modern texts, the style of pretending to be a chivalrous woman can attract the diamond king the most.

Just as she was thinking this, she saw that the soldiers guarding the city around her, as well as the group of flying guards, all bowed their heads and saluted.

Ha, that seems right. The Lord is here!

This is the time to behave in a low-key, low-key manner.

Pretending to be forced to slap your face is a must for modern online articles, isn't it?

Qin Xiaoluan lowered his head, waiting for the male protagonist to come over and reprimand the group of people who were not long-eyed, and then supported himself and put on the halo of the protagonist.

"Oh, don't forget to bring Jin Fu with you at this time?" A strange voice rang out.

Kimfu? What Kinfu? Qin Xiaoluan was confused.

"It's kind of interesting, aha, it's kind of interesting. The one who took them to the post station to rest and wait for the announcement. The strange voice continued.

That's not right. Why does this sound seem so familiar? Qin Xiaoluan thought to himself in his heart.

Yu Qizheng! This white-eyed wolf!

Qin Xiaoluan almost called out, it was him! How did I not think of that?

When she raised her head, she saw a group of Jingzhou City soldiers guarding them all respectfully saluting a young man in civilian clothes who had been a ruffian all his life. Who else could there be if it wasn't that shameless Yu Qizheng?

Qin Xiaoluan immediately became angry, jumped up and waited to come forward to theorize, but immediately someone else grabbed his arm.