Zhuang Yan picked up and said before the ancestor could answer. "What did the ancestor say, did you agree?

"If the ancestor accepts me, you should call me Uncle Ancestor!

"This can be had, what about you, did the ancestor agree? I'm an inspirational woman who wants to be a celestial master. As for any ability and talent, I think it can be made up for by studying. ”

"Do you hear that?" After Zhuang Yan's series of sighs, the ancestor picked up the conversation, as if persuading me to comply.

"Do you agree to give a word of approval! Don't keep pushing on me. "I couldn't help it anymore and began to think back to the ancestors.

"Talk to whom! Me? ”

I, Zhuang Yan, the ancestor and Yao began to have a conversation that didn't match each other, and the plot fell into chaos for a while. Fortunately, Zhuang Yan is an old driver and sent us back to Xincun safely and smoothly.

Back in the room, I took out the crescent-shaped thing that I didn't know what it was for, put it on the table, and called out the ancestor and Yao.

"How do you use this thing? Why do you say that Yang Xinyang has this, and he can enter and exit the two worlds of yin and yang. If you accept Zhuang Yan and teach her skills, will she be able to use it? "I asked the Ancestors.

"Give me an eye! I can't stand the feeling of not knowing who you're talking to, I feel like I'm just a fool. Zhuang Yan spoke, and handed over two hundred yuan, "The prospective apprentice opened his eyes and discounted the price." ”

I pushed her two hundred dollars back, took out the affordable eye-opening pills, and opened her eyes.

She can be regarded as a friend who shares the suffering, and it is not appropriate to take her money again.

There were two more people in the room out of thin air, a beautiful woman Yao who she had bought modern clothes, she had seen many times, and she could talk to each other. A sloppy and greasy Taoist priest in ancient costume, with a fat head and big ears, like a madman.

"You are the ancestor? Worshiped by the little woman. When Zhuang Yan saw the ancestor, she knelt down and bowed three times without saying a word.

It was too late for the ancestor to stop, so he had to accept three bows steadily.

"Oops! Why are you in trouble? I've worked hard to find a master with you...... You're so good......" The ancestor looked like he hated iron but not steel.

Zhuang Yan was confused, didn't she just kowtow to her elders?

"You can call him Master." That's what I thought, and that's what I said.

Zhuang Yan looked at me, turned to the ancestor and kowtowed again, "The master is above, the little woman Zhuang Yan solemnly promises to belong to the ancestor master, and from now on, she will definitely learn the magic of the heavenly master carefully and eliminate harm for the people." ”

It's good, the little mouth is quite sweet, and I see that the ancestor's face is a little ugly.

"It's... This... This... Didn't the kowtow be abolished a long time ago, why would you still do it? "The Ancestor 'this' three times, and finally spoke.

"Yes! But since I was a child, I have known that it is normal for juniors to kowtow to their elders. Although I didn't believe in evil before, but now it's different, and you are all souls that I have seen with my own eyes, so I feel the need to bow seriously to you. Zhuang Yan looked serious.

"It's just fate, it's also injustice. I will officially take you as an apprentice, and I will also fulfill a vow I made hundreds of years ago. ”

It turned out that three hundred years ago, the ancestor helped a celestial master in the world, constantly helping him improve his strength and enhance his ability. At that time, the Heavenly Master was capable and high-profile, but later he ignored the dissuasion of the ancestors and attached himself to the powerful.

The ancestor who knew everything was furious and broke the ring and killed the Heavenly Master.

The Heavenly Master asked the Ancestor, "If people don't destroy the heavens and the earth for themselves, why can't the Heavenly Master climb the dragon and attach the phoenix." Moreover, he thought that the prince he helped was upright and upright, and he was also the pillar of the Qing Dynasty at that time. ”

However, not assisting or interfering in political affairs is the basic law of the Heavenly Master, and the change of dynasties is a mundane matter in the world, so we can only go with the flow. The Heavenly Master must not use the spirit realm ability to interfere with the government, so the Ancestor had to kill him. Before leaving, the soul of the Heavenly Master let out cruel words: "The world is going down, and you will never meet someone who will respectfully kowtow to you. ”

Therefore, the ancestor made a bet with the soul of the Heavenly Master, and if he met a young man who seriously kowtowed to him, he would be accepted as a closed disciple.

"Soness!" I rubbed my chin with a wicked grin.

"Then why is it unjust?" Zhuang Yan asked puzzled.

"This is a heavenly opportunity, and the heavenly opportunity must not be revealed, and those who leak the heavenly opportunity will be punished by heaven." The ancestor pretended to be mysterious.

"You've got tens of thousands of years of souls, and you're afraid of heaven's damnation?" I feel that gradually, I have dared to scare my ancestors anytime and anywhere.

After talking for a long time, the apprentice has to look like an apprentice, and the ancestor asked me to set up a table of banquets, just this afternoon.

There is no way, the ancestor has spoken, and I can only do it.

Because it was an apprenticeship banquet, I deliberately searched for the rules of the apprenticeship banquet on the Internet, chose five or six dishes that I could make, and started to purchase vegetables in the vegetable market. Zhuang Yan was at home, listening to the teachings of the ancestors, and she gave me the jade pendant that had been hanging for a while, saying that she would improve her ability and protect herself in the future.

I haven't figured out how the ancestor persuaded Zhuang Yan to break off the relationship with her family before leaving the school. However, it's not my apprentice anyway, so it's not my business.

After the purchase was completed, I passed by the rice shop, and the proprietress of the rice shop enthusiastically sent a bag of fragrant rice...... In the spirit of non-robbery, non-theft, and well-deserved, I accepted the gift of the proprietress with a smile. Humming a cheerful song all the way, I walked home, and was about to go upstairs, when Liu Yihua stood in front of me and had to give me two good Chinese cabbages.

"I sold it in the vegetable market, and I took it home to eat, but I didn't have enough for my sister."

Looking at the polite Liu Yihua, I was so moved that I wanted to cry. Do you say that I have so many things in my hand, and I still have these two cabbages in my hands? Even if you cash out, it's fine!

couldn't refuse, Liu Yihua personally followed me and sent the cabbage into the house.

After saying hello to Zhuang Yan, Liu Yihua left. I started the production process of the apprenticeship banquet, and Zhuang Yan also had some conscience and took the initiative to start. The Ancestor was chatting beside him, while transmitting some simple numerology and physiognomy knowledge.

The Ancestor was not shy about it, and I heard it, and I felt that he meant that I had some such knowledge, and there was nothing wrong with it.

What's the 'Yin and Yang Change, the Heavenly Machine, the physiognomy movement and the static have a combination; 'What' is the forehead and the two seals, and the human neutron star is carefully grasped. I can understand a rough idea, but I am afraid of Zhuang Yan's ability to understand ancient sayings as a modern reporter. However, depending on the situation, she seems to understand it too. It's just that she doesn't understand some words, such as a sentence: The ground pavilion is flawed and the house is broken, and she can't understand it.

Turning to me, he asked, "What is the Pavilion?" ”

I have been nurtured by my master for a long time, and I know a little bit about it, and I touched my chin, "In the physiognomy of people, the eyebrows to the hairline are called the heavenly court." The chin here, called the pavilion, is generally required to be the pavilion, if there are flaws, there may be difficulties at home. This depends on the time, so don't memorize them. ”

When the ancestor explained to Zhuang Yan and me, he kept nodding his head in affirmation.

Finally, the apprenticeship banquet was over, Zhuang Yan's heavenly eyes disappeared for a long time, and the ancestors behind him spoke, all of them were entities that conjured up a big man in a suit and sunglasses.

This image Zhuang Yan can still accept, and directly ridiculed the ancestor: "Master, your current image is a hundred times better than that sloppy Taoist." ”

The ancestor smiled, "Actually, I like to wear a long shirt and a horse coat, this modern costume is really uncomfortable." ”

"Then you're clean too, I see that your clothes haven't been washed for hundreds of years! Say a size for me, and I'll buy you a set, embroidered with dragons and phoenixes, absolutely pulling the wind. ”

"No wonder Yang Feng didn't want to accept you, it turns out that you are really stupid!" The ancestors did not shy away from it, and if they wanted to learn the craft, it was necessary to be sarcastic.

Zhuang Yan looked at me a little unhappy, I knew she would be wrong, thinking that I said she was stupid.

"Alas! Don't look at me like that, listen to your master in everything, I will never judge anyone behind my back...... This is just your master's estimate... Hypothesis... Or that's what he thought, but definitely not from my mouth. "I seriously dissociate myself from my ancestors.

Zhuang Yan was angry, but I blocked the vent, and the method of choosing vegetables became stronger.

In the past, she could be coquettish and tricky at me, I had to let her, but now I can't, I can't learn to be angry, this is a must. I can't stand this anger, and I don't think I can do it for long after leaving the school.

The bowl of rice officially began, and the ancestor let Yao also illusion into an entity and try the fireworks in the world again together.

Yao didn't dare to eat, and the ancestor began to teach Yao how to eat, which was naturally much easier than teaching a child. The history of the ancestor is tens of thousands of years, and he returns to the world from time to time to experience a wave, so there is no problem that can stump him for the time being. According to his later account, he appeared once in an average of 100 years, as short as a few days or as long as five or six years, and there was never a certainty. The longest time was the one that was made 300 years ago.

It took five minutes for Yao to learn to enjoy the food of the world again, but my craft was too slotted, and it was a pity that she tried bravely. However, she also ate happily. According to the Ancestors, the soul does not feel full of food, whether it is an illusion or a human being. What you eat will not be digested, and you can spit it out and throw it away when no one is around. Or find a place where no one is around, and directly return to the spirit, and the chewed food will fall to the ground, in short, the final process is a bit disgusting.

The ancestor taught Yao to judge the amount of food that could be eaten before eating, and then with the help of memory, he tried not to eat more. Otherwise, he will be considered a foodie and have a bad impact on his personal image.

Yao studied hard and ate well, and the ancestor also asked Zhuang Yan to seriously toast three glasses of wine.

I'm a little sorry, Zhuang Yan's wine collection will not be bad. I can't make any good or bad products, but I think it's expensive.

The ancestor also told Zhuang Yan that after confirming the master and apprentice, he could sense her inner activities, and hoped that she would study seriously and not think about those crooked things all day long.

Zhuang Yan was shocked when she heard it, but the wood was already in the boat, and it was useless to regret it now.

The four of us have planned Zhuang Yan's future together, and there is no need to resign, the ancestor can be conjured into a spirit body and attached to an object on Zhuang Yan's body. When Zhuang Yan cultivates my ability to communicate with the Ancestor with her mind, she can learn at any time, and the Ancestor can also give her unexpected help in many places. Now the first task is for Zhuang Yan to learn the mantra and open her eyes, and I have to do it for me; The second is to let her strengthen her exercise, if she can, it is recommended to go to a martial arts class after work, if the heavenly master will not order the kung fu of the three-legged cat, when she encounters a powerful soul, she will only have the ability to escape.

After weighing it repeatedly, Zhuang Yan gave up the idea of learning martial arts and asked me to be the coach, and she would strengthen her physical training by herself.

Looking at Zhuang Yan who swore by her, I didn't say anything, I taught her movement skills or something, and it was naturally no problem for me to teach her, and physical exercise was the most important. When I was learning this, I didn't suffer less from the master. I laughed to myself as I ate.

Zhuang Yan saw that my expression was wrong, and hit me with chopsticks: "What are you laughing at?" ”

"No... Not... It's nothing. I was busy explaining with the meaning of three hundred taels of silver here: "I just want you to be able to exercise on your own in the future, and it won't be a lie to us!" If you don't meet the requirements by then, see how I clean you up. ”