Volume 1: I Am a Heavenly Master Chapter 250 Self-directed and self-acted
I saw that Zhang Gongzi wanted to attack Lao Li, so naturally I couldn't ignore it.
I stretched out my hand to stop him and said, "Those sixty pieces of chalk to ward off evil spirits are originally a psychological comfort thing, and we don't promise that it really has an evil exorcism effect. Four hundred, because the raw materials are really rare, so we can only make some comfort chalk to temporarily replenish the supply. Think about it, the price difference is seven times, can the effect be the same? ”
I began to admire myself, it turned out that I also had the potential to be a profiteer, but I never had the opportunity to play it. But yes, people like Zhang Gongzi can be black, and I think it's a sin if they don't hack him.
"Don't say much, Master! As long as you're willing to help me get rid of that evil spirit, see? Speaking of this, Zhang Gongzi raised the things wrapped in a red plastic bag in his hand and shook them, "These are all yours." ”
I don't have to open it to know, like a hundred thousand cash.
However, I naturally couldn't show my interest, so I only smiled faintly and said, "I'm sorry, Zhang Gongzi, I deeply regret what happened to you. However, there is only so much I can do, and I ask you to be smart. ”
"Why? If you can't get along with anyone, how can you get along with money? Zhang Gongzi looked stunned. He thought that the 100,000 deposit last time didn't go back, plus the 100,000, I had to talk to him about it, but what I never expected was that I said that I was not capable on the surface, but in fact I was rejecting him.
"Money is a good thing, but your situation, I feel that you have been paralyzed, it is really beyond your personal ability, please take care of yourself!"
I'm not moved, how can he handle this kind of goods?
"Master, I have visited many places, and there are many Heavenly Masters whose tone I look at, but I don't have any ability. It's like the liar last time, patted his chest and said 10,000 yuan to help me get it, and I didn't do anything when I went, and I said that it was handled after a mess......"
I know he's talking about Zuo Hua, and it seems that I need to exonerate him, at least, he's a good peer.
"I know, it was Wu Tianshi who helped you last time, and Wu Tianshi is much faster than me to exorcise evil spirits, so naturally people will get rid of evil spirits. As for the one who came back to you, it actually ......"
"What?" Zhang Gongzi was interested and leaned in.
"It's your own actions that have attracted the attention of new souls, so that's why I said I can't help you."
"What did I do? Isn't it just ......"
After thinking about it for a while, Zhang Gongzi really didn't say it. It's probably eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling, smoking, cheating, cheating, and stealing, and I can't say it all at once.
"It's useless to say, your physiognomy says it all. If you don't change yourself, I'll help you collect that soul, and it won't be long before new souls will still target you. So...... There's nothing I can do about your situation. ”
Although I want to raise the price, I also have to do some foreshadowing, so that he thinks that my person is extremely good. The appearance of 100,000 yuan in front of him without changing his face has earned his eyeballs.
"Poof", Zhang Gongzi actually knelt down for me.
"Master, what you say is the truth, can you help me? This time, I'm really cornered......" Zhang Gongzi's expression, as if he was about to cry, paused for a while, then raised his right hand, his index finger and middle finger stood up and forward, and swore an oath: "I, Zhang Tian, swear to heaven that from now on, I will change my mind and be a new person, and never do anything that violates morality and law again." The sky is above, please help me ......"
As he spoke, he bowed down again, as if he had seen the Buddha.
"If you can really change your ways, it's not impossible for me to go with you. However, this time there is no deposit to say, 200,000 once, pay first, and then settle the matter. ”
Seeing that the time was ripe, I opened my lion's mouth.
In fact, a person like him can't change his, so I don't believe he can really be an ordinary person. The previous words are just an excuse for him to provoke other souls in the future.
"Two hundred thousand?" Zhang Tian hesitated.
"I'm sorry, this is the price of the second treatment, no deposit, I'm afraid you'll regret it when you're done. Because you just regretted it once, it's in my head. There is another thing, if you can't change your temperament and provoke right and wrong again, the cost of inviting me will increase by 100,000 every time. "I gave him some more warnings and hoped he would have a little longer.
"Got it, then Master, please give me your account number. Here is 100,000 for you first, and I will transfer another 100,000 to you soon. ”
Zhang Tian said, handing me the cash in his hand.
I took it in my hand, handed it to Lao Li and said: "Lao Li, give him the company's account number, I'll go with him first, and you tell me when the 100,000 yuan arrives." I didn't get a call from you, so I won't help him yet. ”
Zhang Tian listened to my arrangement, which was very reasonable, and led me out while making a phone call to my home.
During this period, I chatted with Yao privately, and when I arrived at Zhang Tian's house, she went to Xu Shiduo first, told him in advance, and cooperated with me to play a play.
Yao understood and said that he had received it.
After getting into the car, I sent a message to Zhuang Zheng, I took an order and went to see my mother-in-law by the way, if there is no car, let her go home for dinner, and pick me up by the way.
'I'm out and I'll be back at noon. Zhuang Yan replied to the message, it seems that she is on a business trip.
Zhuang Yan didn't come noisy, I was very pleased. Because he objected to me helping this Zhang Gongzi. However, with 200,000 in cash, who can not be tempted? Besides, I also want our lives to be better in the future.
Not long after, Zhang Tian's car arrived, and I also received a call from Lao Li on the road, and 100,000 yuan had arrived.
followed Zhang Tian into the house, and Yao floated out of the spirit body on his own and went to find Xu Shiduo. With her soul perception ability, she was able to negotiate the script very quickly, and I only needed to delay for a few minutes to perform a battle between humans and ghosts in front of Zhang Tian.
When I entered the door, I took out the Tiangang mirror, pretended to be Mr. Feng Shui, and walked around the living room a few times.
"The aura is not as strong as last time, are you sure that it is still the same soul as before?" I said tentatively, trying to see if he was paying attention to it.
"Master, to be honest, I don't know if it's the previous one. In short, he often appears in front of me when everyone is not looking. And the timing is very good, and a lot of times, after that, I see it, and then it's gone. It's like a monster in the house, yelling and screaming all the time. Because of this, my dad forcibly tied me up and took me to a psychiatric hospital for examination. ”
I smiled, "I said Zhang Gongzi, what bad things have you done?" Make the soul hate you so much. ”
As he was talking, Yao came back and made an OK gesture at me, "I have explained it clearly, he will pretend to be very vicious in a while, you let him make a few moves first, and use the Tiangang mirror to put it in first at a critical moment." ”
I know, I just put forward an idea, the screenwriter is still Yao. She took it upon herself to help me choreograph a live version of the Heavenly Master vs. the Evil Spirit. The starring roles are me and Xu Shiduo, and it stands to reason that this is a good show that I directed and acted in.
"He's sitting on the second floor waiting for you." I was thinking about how to talk to Zhang Tian when Yao added.
"Zhang Gongzi, I'm sure the soul is at home, but I want you to see with your own eyes if it's the one who often comes out to scare you." I pretended to have finished the survey, turned to look at Zhang Tian and said.
"Can I read it? A lot of times it's him who appears out of nowhere and then he can't be seen......"
"Don't worry, I have a special potion, he can't hide it."
Without waiting for Zhang Tian to agree, I had already smeared soul tears on his right eyelid.
"What is this? Cool ......"
"Rest assured, my secret elixir will allow you to see and harass your soul for two hours. Come, face the gale! "I screwed on the cap and put the bottle of tears back in my pocket.
Zhang Tian blinked his eyes a few times and looked around, "Master, there is no soul at home!" ”
"How many floors do you have?" As I spoke, I began to walk towards the stairs. Zhang Tian knew each other, followed closely behind him, and looked around.
"Don't be afraid, I'm here. Now, you'd better go ahead of me, with me to support you, what are you afraid of? With that, I stood by the stairs and motioned for him to move forward.
Zhang Tianzhan trembled and walked upstairs, on this floor of the stairs, he seemed to have lead on his feet, and turned back step by step to see how far away I was from him.
I kept raising my hand and motioned for him to continue.
Finally, when I came to the second floor, I was still on the stairs and didn't go up, Zhang Tian's mother! With a strange scream, he turned back and leaned against the wall to cover his heart.
"That's it...... That's him! He sat in the middle and looked at me. ”
It is no exaggeration to say that I can hear Zhang Tian's heartbeat.
I stretched out my left hand to stop him, stepped up to the second floor, and turned my head to confirm with him: "Are you sure." ”
At this time, Xu Shiduo also turned around cooperatively, Zhang Tian just showed half of his head from the corner of the wall, glanced at Xu Shiduo, and immediately shrank back. The head is like a chicken pecking rice. I want to say it but can't make a sound......
I looked at Xu Shiduo squarely, and the show began.
Xu Shiduo and I began to say a few words to each other, which is my usual opening remark, what 'When you see this Heavenly Master, you won't be caught yet!' ''This Heavenly Master is here, I can't allow you to be presumptuous!'' It's just to cheer yourself up. The two sides did not give in to each other, and according to the plot, Xu Shiduo and I used our fists and feet to fight on the second floor of Zhang Tianjia's villa.
I forgot to mention that there are still a few people in Zhang Tian's family at home, his wife and two people who look like people. Because Zhang Tian rarely communicates with them, they didn't take the initiative to greet us when we entered the door.
I made such a big move, of course, they watched, and they saw me fighting to the death with the air on the second floor, while Zhang Tian was paralyzed in the corner, occasionally cheering up, poking his head out of the corner to look at me a few times.
After about ten minutes, I suddenly felt that my physical strength was endless, and I didn't feel tired? I remember that I wasn't that good before, and in this kind of rhythmic fight, I should have held my waist pole in my hand for three or five minutes, delaying time with words, and looking for an opportunity to sneak attack. I wanted to fake fighting for a while to see my physical limits, but I didn't want Xu Shiduo to make a look at me and ask me to raise the Tiangang Mirror.
As soon as I pointed the Tiangang mirror at Xu Shiduo, Xu Shiduo jumped inside.
Zhang Tian saw all this really, his mouth was wide open, revealing a comfortable expression.
His wife and two other people looked at me and Zhang Tian in a daze, thinking that we were crazy.
"Master, it's really extraordinary, I really don't know how to thank you." Zhang Tian finally stood up from the posture of sitting on the ground.
I covered my chest, pretending to be injured just now, helping the table next to me with one hand, and pretending to observe with the other hand, "Sample, fight with me." I said a long time ago that I would surrender and spare you from death, but now it's okay, I'll refine you for ninety-nine eighty-one days, and see if you're still scared. ”
Zhang Tianyi heard that he was excited, and hurriedly came to my side and cooperated: "Lian! It must be refined. Eighty-one days is not enough, double it again......"