"Cheng Shansheng! Don't you know what to wash when you're done with your mop? If the coffee stains are dry, the mop will be ugly! ”

The so-called good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, Cheng Shansheng's sneeze is so long, so loud, it's hard not to get people's attention, the young lady at the front desk has been hiding and observing him for a long time.

At first, I saw him take the initiative to clean up his mess, and I wanted to praise him for a few words, but when I saw him throw the mop away, I instantly felt as if I had been tricked, and angrily stopped Cheng Shansheng.

Cheng Shansheng listened to the shrill voice coming from behind him, decisively pretended not to hear it, and unhurriedly took out his hand from his pocket and put it to his ear, pretending to be answering the phone.

"Cheng Shansheng! You don't pretend there, if you don't take the mop to wash it today, I'll give you a ticket! I'll just say why the company's mop broke down so quickly, it turned out that it was all caused by a guy like you who doesn't care about public property! ”

As the front desk of an Internet company, there are many jobs that have to be in line with sales, and she knows very well what Cheng Shansheng is and sees through his disguise at a glance.

When Cheng Shansheng heard that he was going to issue a ticket to himself, his face quickly collapsed, pretending to put away the Bluetooth headset that didn't exist in his ears, turned around and snorted, and said: "This is not a call from an intended customer, I forgot, I'll wash it!" ”

The young lady at the front desk directly put the mop in Cheng Shansheng's hand, and said angrily: "Don't you want to play any little slippery heads, I'm just staring at you here, if you don't wash the mop today, this matter won't be over!" ”

When did this little girl see me? Is it installed with surveillance? Cheng Shansheng looked at the mop in his hand, and sighed slightly in his heart, probably this is the balance, be happy, but also be sad, just now he obviously didn't perceive the existence of other people near the pantry!

Under the repeated urging of the voice at the front desk one by one, Cheng Shansheng dragged the mop towards the bathroom unwillingly, thinking that he was a good man who stood up to the sky, and he was a champion in a dignified position, but he was called by a front desk to wash the mop, which was really a bit embarrassing.

Whoa... Bang!

After Li Mu went to the toilet, he walked out of the partition, and saw Cheng Shansheng who was angry with a mop at a glance, and said gloatingly: "Yo! Isn't this the pride of our Cheng Shansheng! How do you run to the toilet to wash the mop? ”

Cheng Shansheng looked at Li Mu, who was the same as someone who had nothing to do, his eyes flickered a few times, and a doubt arose in his heart, when he spied on his dream, this guy didn't say a word, and directly urged the soul nail to attack him.

For his ruthless approach, Cheng Shansheng was somewhat weak because of peeping at other people's ** first, and he didn't feel angry or incomprehensible, if his identity was reversed, his approach might not be much better than Li Mu.

The two were in the same company, the same department, and something like this happened, and he was thinking more about whether the relationship between the two would break down because of this, and whether there would be friction the next time they met.

It is also strange to say that when the Dream Hunter and the Dream Hunter were at war, he never found any trace of Li Mu, and ordinary people might think that Li Mu died at the hands of the Dream Man.

But Cheng Shansheng always firmly believed that Li Mu was not attacked by the dreamers like other lonely people, even if he was unlucky, he also believed that Li Mu could return to Yanguo alive, this was his intuition.

After coming back, he didn't meet Li Mu for several days, he specially asked Lin Zhiyuan, Lin Zhiyuan didn't know where Li Mu went, saying that he didn't answer the phone and didn't reply to the message during the vacation.

The experience of the dream tide is over, and there is no reason to continue to take a vacation! Cheng Shansheng pondered it carefully, and confirmed his worries even more, thinking that Li Mu had found out that he had recognized his identity as a dream hunter and didn't know how to face himself, so he hid.

To put it seriously, he may resign, after all, he couldn't help himself when he urged such a powerful spirit pact dementor, and he could still spy on other people's tests in the dream tide, and it was normal for such a strong opponent not to dare to provoke easily.

Now it seems that it was his wishful thinking, Li Mu did not hide, and laughed at himself as if nothing had happened.

Li Mu didn't panic, he naturally didn't panic, turned off the faucet, went to the back room to check again, and confirmed that no one else was inside, before he asked in a low voice, "How did you come back?" Didn't you meet the dreamers on the way? ”

Li Mu shook his head, walked to the door of the bathroom, looked outside, leaned on the threshold, and said, "As soon as I woke up, I left the Wanyan Islands by boat, and I didn't meet anyone along the way, and I don't know if I was the first to wake up or the last to wake up."

I've been consolidating my realm at home for the past few days, but I've heard that you have a big battle with the Dream Man, you're very powerful! Fighting six night owl pioneers alone without falling behind, and you can fight back, your current reputation is like thunder in the cultivation world!

It is said that you still have a leg with Shen Qianying, the granddaughter of the leader of the Southern Witch Sect, and that is one of the four beauties of this generation in the cultivation world! Why didn't I see you so awesome before? I'm also worried that you will be slumped if you are targeted by the company, I really don't know the real hero, I'm worried about it! ”

Rao is Cheng Shansheng, who is as thick-skinned as a city wall, couldn't stand Li Mu's praise like this, his cheeks turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he said writhingly: "What am I doing!" It's just a mistake, you may not believe it when you say it, I'm just a puppet wrapped in huge waves!

Do you think that the dreamer is so easy to offend? I am reluctant not to be in the limelight, but they dare to openly compete with the forces of the six major sects, I have no sect and no faction, what can I do to fight them? They are threatening me with my relatives! ”

Speaking of this, Cheng Shansheng sighed deeply.

Li Mu raised his eyebrows and asked puzzledly, "I heard that the six major sects are very optimistic about you!" As long as you want to join, you can join at any time, since you can't fight against the Dream People alone, wouldn't it be good for you to join the six major sects? ”

When Cheng Shansheng heard this, the sadness on his face became even more obvious, "I also want to join the six major sects, but I have a reason why I can't join the six major sects..."

Halfway through the words, Cheng Shansheng saw that the curiosity on Li Mu's face was getting stronger and stronger, and he sighed in his heart, these words can't stand deep thought, and it is possible to think of the remnants of the sophistry with a little brain.

His eyes rolled, and a clever plan suddenly came to his mind! With a wry smile:

"Aren't you envious that I have an ambiguous relationship with Shen Qianying? In fact, you don't have to envy at all, you don't know how terrifying she is, people give her the nickname Witch Ying! Anyone who gets along with her must be careful and careful, otherwise every minute and every second after making her unhappy must be prepared to be poisonous, it is really better to live than to die! ”

With Cheng Shansheng's three-point performance and tear-jerking rhetoric, a female devil who plays all kinds of poisons with great charm, has a perverse and eccentric personality, and does not treat people as human beings was born, and the image of a poor person who was held by the female devil and had no power to resist was also established.

The core content of the story is basically throwing the pot, and Cheng Shansheng blamed Shen Qianying for the reason why he couldn't join the six major sects.

Because he has been a Dream Hunter for a short time, only a few months, he was able to realize that the dream was completed because of the secret text of the Master of Empty Knowledge, which caused him to know nothing about the Dream Hunter's deeds.

After being invited by the Master of Empty Hearing to the Daye Temple for a long talk, he couldn't be too interested in the Dream Hunter, and he had to abide by many rules when he entered the Master of Empty Knowledge, so he refused Master Kongwen's kindness!

Then he was targeted by Shen Qianying of the Southern Witch Sect, gave him three pills, and his cultivation was immediately promoted to the dream control realm, but the sky would not drop pies for no reason, and Shen Qianying's benefits were not taken in vain.

The condition is that he can't join the six major sects, he has to do something for Shen Qianying, otherwise that female demon will torture him with at least three thousand kinds of poisons, making him unable to die or survive.

Just like this, it is acceptable, he still understands the principle of taking people's benefits to eliminate disasters for others, and the two still get along with each other for a while, but the good times don't last long.

The dream tide once in thirty years opened, he took a few pills provided by Shen Qianying, and his cultivation was slowly improved to the dream realm, just meeting the standard of participation, and participating in the dream tide to promote to the dream realm was the first thing the female devil asked him to do.

Then he participated in the dream tide, and by chance saw Li Mu's experience scene, and sadly caught up with the battle between the dream hunter and the dreamer, and the duck on the shelf was against the Nianxiao, and was inexplicably coerced by the huge waves, so he offended the dreamer.

He hated, he was helpless, he couldn't figure out why Shen Qianying was eyeing him, if it wasn't for that female devil, maybe his current cultivation was still waking up in his dreams, he didn't have to participate in that hellish dream tide, and he wouldn't have a grudge against the dreamers, everything would not happen...

A story that is reasonable and sad for those who hear it, and tears for those who listen to it, Cheng Shansheng doesn't know how much Li Mu believes it, but judging from his sympathetic eyes, he believes at least three percent.

In the end, it is a sales opponent who can compete with himself, and he has a certain immunity to the story, and he is not as easy to deceive as others.

Just when Cheng Shansheng was about to add another fire and make Li Mu believe sixty percent, Li Mu spoke, "Your experience is too tortuous and bizarre, if some of these things you said have been confirmed, I think you are making up a story!" ”

Cheng Shansheng had expected that Li Mu would not believe it, and said with a blushing face and a heartbeat: "Reality is often more absurd and dramatic than stories, because stories need to be reasonable, but reality doesn't, what about you?" When did you become a Dream Hunter? ”

Some things have less credibility the more they are explained, and they can't be like this for people like Li Mu, Cheng Shansheng ended the topic lightly with two or three sentences, and shifted the focus to Li Mu.

Li Mu glanced out of the corridor, his body shrank back slightly, his eyes were still on the corridor, and his voice was lower.

"I've been a dream hunter for a long time, more than ten years, and you said you don't have the confidence to face the dream hunter, but how do I feel that you are not worried at all? If you don't join the six major sects, you should at least hide, right? ”

Cheng Shansheng didn't notice his small movements, shrugged his shoulders indifferently, lifted the mop in the pool to the surface of the water, put it in the draining tank, and said very shamefully:

"What's the use of worrying? There are many people in the dream, and they are the peacekeepers who uphold the peace treaty between the two realms, where can I hide? I've been promoted to the Dream Realm now, and there's still a lot of work to do, and that female demon shouldn't want me to die so quickly!

Besides, I made the biggest contribution in that battle on the surface, and no one knew that I was the tool of the great wave, and even if I did, the six major sects would not dare to erase my contribution, and in order to maintain their image, even if I did not become their disciple, they had to protect me. ”

Speaking of the back, Cheng Shansheng, who was pitiful and had nowhere to redress his grievances, immediately turned into a head held high, even a child can see that he is very proud, and the appearance of that stinky fart makes people very reluctant to punch him in the face.

Li Mu didn't refute it, nor did he feel uncomfortable, he knew human nature very well, it was normal for Cheng Shansheng to have such behavior, if someone else did these things, I am afraid that he would be even more proud than Cheng Shansheng.