Sima Wen pulled the car aside and asked, "Would you like to eat something?" "Good!" Blazing Huang readily agreed, and found a bubble tea shop to sit down.

"Do you girls like to eat this?" Sima Wen naturally doesn't understand this, not to mention that he himself has little contact with people, but he often sees girls coming in and out of the bubble tea shop.

Blazing Phoenix pondered for a while and said, "Sort of, most girls won't refuse, in fact, you're a good person, but you're too straight." ”

"Where am I straight, is there anything wrong with saying anything?" Sima Wen disagreed, "That's right, then I'll test you, what will you do if your girlfriend is drunk and collapses on the bed." ”

Sima Wen replied without any hesitation: "I don't even know what my girlfriend looks like, since you said that if it is, it will naturally be a game, and finally sleep." ”

Blazing Phoenix covered his face directly, okay, okay, if you're a serious man, then change another one, "What would you say if your girlfriend put on makeup to show you?" ”

"It's as ugly as a ghost."

is worthy of being a straight man of steel, and if he really has a girlfriend, he will score immediately.

"Then if your girlfriend says that my ex-boyfriend is good to me, he will buy me everything, how do you answer?" Blazing Phoenix couldn't help but beat him, and he couldn't stand it even if he was a woman.

"Let her go, dare to take office in front of me, then let her go with her ex!"

This answer seems to be nothing more than kindness, and there seems to be no reason to refute him, this person is obviously so handsome, but it's a pity that he's too straight.

With Sima Wen's appearance, he attracted other girls wherever he went, and after a while, an innocent girl came over, her face flushed: "Little brother, can I ask you for a letter ......?"

Sima Wen directly asked coldly, "Why do you want me to write a letter?" ”

The innocent girl was a little frightened, but after all, this little brother was so handsome, so she plucked up the courage and said, "Can I make a friend?" ”

"No, get out!" Sima Wen could only glare at the innocent girl angrily, and there were always some strange girls who wanted to add himself every day before he disagreed.

The tears of the innocent girl immediately fell, her heart was seriously injured, she didn't expect him to be so fierce.

"Sima Wen, why are you so fierce to others?"

Could it be that he used to do the same to other girls?

"I've seen a lot of this kind of woman, and not everyone deserves to be my friend." Saying that, Sima Wen went to the front to get the meal, and naturally he didn't like to drink these, so he ordered a cup of coffee.

Sima Wen returned to his seat with the plate and handed the milk tea to Chihuang, and she politely replied, "Thank you." ”

"You don't have to be so polite in front of me." Sima Wen doesn't like to listen to these polite words, they are all friends, what are you doing so politely, just about to take a sip of latte, I didn't expect that the innocent girl didn't leave, it really affected my appetite.

"Why don't you get out yet?" Sima Wen was a little annoyed, and he had already fled away as other girls.

"I ...... Little brother, I'll taste yours. The innocent girl licked Sima Wen's latte directly, and Sima Wen was instantly furious, it was the first time she had seen such a shameless girl.

"Little brother, since I tasted yours, then mine for you to taste?" Saying that, the innocent girl handed the cone in her hand to Sima Wen, Sima Wen directly discharged the cone with one hand, and threw the latte into the trash can, and said vigorously: "No need, I'm afraid of getting sick!" ”

Blazing Phoenix sat opposite Sima Wen and was a little frightened, it turned out that Sima Wen was still quite good at identifying green tea, and it would not necessarily be like this if he was another boy, maybe this is the benefit of straight men?

The tears of the innocent girl fell out again: "Brother, you are so fierce, you have broken other people's cones, and I don't know how to wear makeup like my sister, I can only wear no makeup." ”

The blazing phoenix secretly glanced at you, what about your sister, why did you lie down on your own gun? Blazing Phoenix no matter what, but natural beauties naturally don't know how to wear makeup, Sima Wen directly protected Blazing Phoenix behind him: "She can't wear makeup, she looks 100 million times better than you without makeup!" How old are you? She doesn't know how to wear makeup, but you can really pretend! ”

It seems that having a straight man is also very good, and it may make you cry, but the direct and hopeless in terms of green tea is hopeless, and the blazing phoenix can't help but snicker on the side.

"You...... You guys! The innocent girl stomped her foot angrily and left, I thought this boy was very easy to tease, who knew that it was unexpectedly difficult.

"Girl, I'm not in the mood to eat now." The original good mood was all wiped out, "I understand, then we won't eat it, anyway, you looked quite handsome just now." ”

"You said I was coming straight before." Sima Wen was completely confused, this change of face became too fast.

"Sima Wen, I don't know how old you are." Blazing Phoenix looks at Sima Wen's handsomeness, with a bit of maturity, he should be older than himself.

"I'm 17, and you should look like me."

Hey? Is Sima Wen the same year as himself? Why can't I see it, I always thought he was older than myself.

"How old are you?"

Since it was the same year, he should be older than himself, "My birthday is in October." After Sima Wen's answer, Chihuang couldn't help but snicker, "What are you doing?" Sima Wen had a question mark on his head.

"So you're younger than me, and it's my birthday in February." Unexpectedly, this mature boy turned out to be a "younger brother"

Sima Wen fell silent, it turned out that the blazing phoenix was bigger than himself, and he really didn't see it.

"It doesn't matter, Sima Wen, what kind of partner do you plan to find in the future?" Blazing Huang quipped on the side, "I don't want to be older than me, and I don't like to be younger than me, because people older than me feel more mature, and people younger than me feel more naïve, and if you want to find the best one who is the same age as me, there is a common topic." ”

The above is purely Sima Wen's nonsense, he has long planned that he will never plan to fall in love in this life, let alone get married and have children.

"Jimei, you ask for a lot, do you want to take pictures and send them to Moments on the first day of bonding?" Girls love to take selfies.

"Take a picture...... As you see fit. Sima Wen himself wanted to refuse, none of the photos in his album belonged to him, to be precise, there were few photos, and some were also landscape photos.

Blazing Phoenix picked up his phone and pointed the screen at him, "Okay, then laugh." ”

Sima Wen himself doesn't like to laugh very much, and the photos are all stiff expressions, "Sima Wen, you laugh." "It's like I owe you money......

"I don't like to laugh." After a few shots, Sima Wen still looked like he had a straight face, so it's okay.

After taking the photo, Blazing Phoenix chose the best photo and sent it to the circle of friends, which read: The first day of playing with Jimei, and then choose the blocking object: Major General

Chihuang sent all the photos he just took to Sima Wen, and Chihuang also took a general look at Sima Wen's circle of friends, and he couldn't get any of them, it seems that he has always disliked posting this thing.

After a while, Blazing Phoenix received a lot of likes, and the girls in the class replied: Introduce the little brother.

Blazing Phoenix couldn't help but show this comment to Sima Wen, and Sima Wen said without changing his face: "Let her go!" ”

Is it so fierce to girls? Blazing with a cold sweat, looking at the next comment, Lin Jiuqing: I also want to eat delicious!

Blazing Phoenix replied to Lin Jiuqing: Okay, I'll buy it for you next time~

Duanmuxuan replied: How do I feel like I'm green above my head?

Blazing Phoenix replied to Duanmu Xuan: ?

Dongfang Yue habitually saw that Blazing Phoenix's circle of friends had the habit of liking it casually, but it turned out that the photo of Blazing Phoenix and other boys was canceled again, and he was disheartened at this time, and Blazing Phoenix never posted a circle of friends when he played with him.

Sima Wen saved the photo casually, and he didn't know what to write, and he was afraid that if he didn't write about it, the people in the team would misunderstand a lot of Balabala, so he edited Bei Rong as: The one on the right is my fetters.

After sending it and getting a few likes, Zheng Yunzhu replied: At first glance, I thought you were off the list.

Mo Youhan replied: The captain who never had contact with the opposite sex has changed

Ai Yu replied: Ah, it's a life-saver

"These people are ...... to death," Sima Wen felt helpless.

"Jimei, I have to go back now." Blazing Phoenix saw a message Lin had sent her.

"Okay, then you stay safe."

"Okay, I'll go first."

Is there something wrong with the major general in a hurry to call himself back? Blazing Phoenix looked at it with some distress.