"Yes, Your Majesty." Lu Fuxin lowered his head, "It's the slave who has trespassed, please ask Your Majesty to condemn it." ”

"That's it, the matter of the vassal king is not over yet, so you should make meritorious contributions." Lin Du waved his hand to get him up.

In fact, today's things are also a little taken for granted by her, and she is too immature to do things.

After Lu Fuxin left, Lu Zhaoqing's voice appeared slowly: "How is it?" Almost got away with it, right? ”

"You're going to talk cool things." Lin Du was angry, he walked on the line of life and death, why did Lu Zhaoqing act like nothing happened.

"If you die here, you won't be able to go back." Lu Zhaoqing reminded Lin Du without opening the pot.

Lin Du said angrily, "I know! ”

"What are you angry about, Your Majesty the Emperor." Lu Zhaoqing sarcastically mocked Lin Du unhurriedly: "Isn't this all your own doing?" Things that can be solved in a war have to be at risk. I told you a long time ago that if you start a vassal war, your luck will decrease, the protagonist's aura will disappear, and everything will be over. ”

"Well, the world could have avoided war, didn't it?" Although Lin Dui had palpitations, he still insisted on his thoughts.

"Well, you're strong. I'm not going to talk to you about that. There's good news and bad news for you, which do you want to hear first? Lu Zhaoqing asked lazily.

Lin Du thought for a while: "Good news, it can be regarded as soothing my little heart that was injured just now." ”

"The good news is that your luck is five percent gone." Lu Zhaoqing's voice was unwavering

Lin Du was excited, "Great! ”

She was happy for a while before she asked Lu Zhaoqing: "Why did it disappear by five percent?" ”

"Because you're poisoned, it's still this powerful poison. Which protagonist have you ever seen so miserable? The protagonist usually turns when he sees a bullet, and being injured is also needed by the plot, and if he falls off the cliff, he will meet a peerless master to teach him martial arts. You're good, almost braided, the protagonist's aura is disliking you little by little, and I'm going to abandon you. Lu Zhaoqing explained with some disgust.

"So this can also reduce luck." Lin Du found that he was really discovering the hidden gameplay little by little, "I'll drink poison by myself before I catch up, a cup of poison and a cup of antidote, will I be able to go home soon?" ”

Lu Zhaoqing felt that the little girl he brought this time seemed to be a fool: "This kind of thing was triggered by yourself, take the initiative to drink poison, it is estimated that with the halo of the protagonist, you can become a body that is not bad and poisonous." Haven't watched a fiction TV series? ”

"Oh." Lin Du thought about it, whether to induce others to poison himself, forget it, this kind of self-harm is not very good, and if he gets rid of it, won't he be completely out of play, it is more comfortable to induce others to scold himself, and he should no longer get the teacher of the original owner to scold himself......

Lu Zhaoqing saw Lin Du falling into deep thought, and interrupted her: "There is another bad news that you don't listen to?" ”

"Ahh Lin Dui came back to his senses, "Say it." ”

Lu Zhaoqing said with some amusement: "Popularize your knowledge, your antidote pill will not cause any damage to your body, but detoxification and detoxification, this poison must have an outlet." ”

"What do you mean?" Lin Du smelled a hint of something not very good.

"There are only two exits for people, above and below." Lu Zhaoqing's voice brought a little smile, "Fortunately, this detoxification pill is not so powerful, it won't be two together, it only detoxifies from below, I'm afraid you will have to go to the toilet a few more times." ”

"Huh?" Lin Duan never expected that this thing would have such side effects.

After a while, she had a vague feeling, and her stomach kept screaming.

This night, Lin Du almost grew up in the toilet, didn't sleep for a while, just a little sleepy, about to go to the toilet.

In the morning, Lu Fuxin came to call her to go to the court, Lin Du felt that her sphincter was about to get out of control, she shouted in the toilet: "Father-in-law Lu, this is about to sacrifice to the sky, you need to fast and bathe, I will stop the court for ten days, and let all the ministers sincerely prepare to sacrifice to the sky." ”

"No." Lu Fuxin responded, he also knew that the emperor was not suitable for the court in the past two days, and if he went to the court, there would definitely be a big joke in the court.

Lin Du lay on the bed, touching his stomach, this little belly that had just eaten some of it had all disappeared in the past two days, I was really sorry for it.

Looking at her white porridge, she shook her head and drove away all kinds of delicacies from the mountains and seas in her mind, only thinking about the five percent reduction in luck, she could get a little comfort.

It took three days for Lin Dui to feel comfortable, and he no longer needed to run to the toilet all the time.

The first thing he did was to instruct Lu Fuxin: "Father-in-law Lu, let the imperial dining room cook a few more dishes for me today, what abalone, sea cucumber and hairy crab, don't be stingy." ”

"Your Majesty. Imperial Doctor Zhang said, you should eat lightly these days. Lu Fuxin blamed himself a little: "It's all because the slave is not good, I was in a hurry, I didn't listen to the words of the imperial doctor Quanzhang, I didn't know that this antidote would cause diarrhea." ”

"Okay, don't mention this matter again, you can rest assured that you will be guilty and make meritorious contributions." If you want to talk about responsibility for this matter, Lin Du also has it, she takes it for granted, and it can be regarded as a lesson for herself.

But this lesson is too big!

My Imperial Meal! My hairy crabs! They're going to miss me! I haven't seen them in days! If you leave once, won't you be able to eat again! O God!

Lin Du wailed in his heart.

Lu Fuxin looked at the emperor clenching his fists, looking bitter and hateful, and cautiously shouted: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty." ”

Lin Du came back to his senses and said pitifully: "Forget it, you go down, don't forget to add some scallops and ham to the white porridge at noon today." ”

"No." Lu Fuxin bowed and retreated.

In this way, after drinking porridge for five days, Lin Du felt that what was flowing in his body was not blood, but porridge.

This is the end, but the imperial diet can only pick some light ones to eat, and the green vegetables make Lin Duan's face green.

It was another two days, and finally it was time to worship the heavens.

Lin Duan got up early, and carefully asked the palace people to clean up and dress up for themselves, and the show was about to begin.

The king of Yunnan, the king of Xiangyang, the revenge of poisoning, the revenge of diarrhea, and the revenge of imperial food, I will definitely get it back like you.

Lin Du stared, took a deep breath, and got ready, today's sacrifice, she was about to ring the first death knell of the king of Yunnan and the king of Xiangyang.

Lu Fuxin talked about the process of sacrificing to the sky over and over again next to Lin Duan, he knew that today would be the prelude to the end of the vassal king, for fear that something would go wrong with His Majesty, then he would really be to blame for his death, and he would apologize for his sins with death and isolate himself from the world.