Volume 1: I Am the Heavenly Master Chapter 35 Sit on the ground and start the price
I wandered around the village for thirty minutes and then came back to the house.
The mother and son were in a much more stable mood, Liu Yihua was more concerned about Wang Hu's whereabouts, and when she saw me coming back, she hurriedly asked: "Master, where should my child go this time, ask the master for guidance." ”
"He should go to the land of reincarnation and wait for the reincarnation of the Three Realms."
"Please help him, Master." Liu Yihua almost threw herself into the ground.
"Eldest sister, I promised him that as long as he wants, I will send him over." I picked up Liu Yihua.
Zhuang Yan, who was left with her mouth wide open, couldn't tell the situation clearly.
Liu Yihua turned around and asked Wang Hu: "Son, I swear that I will never gamble again in this life, you can quickly let the master send you to the place where you should go!" ”
Wang Hu nodded tearfully and turned to me, "Brother, please help me." ”
Although he is not very old, he is quite polite. I nodded, took out the paper, asked for the date of birth and death, filled it in, twisted the Compassion Decision, and opened the door of Great Compassion out of thin air.
"Mom! I'll repay the favor in the next life. Wang Hu kowtowed to Liu Yihua again in a proper manner, and walked in step by step.
Liu Yihua had fainted on the sofa crying.
Zhuang Yan hurriedly held on and tried to pinch Liu Yihua's middle man.
I lit the Nine Mysterious Flames in the air again, burning the note in my hand.
The flame was extinguished, Wang Hu disappeared, and the gate of great mercy shrank and disappeared. However, Zhuang Yan couldn't see anything except seeing the note in my hand gradually disappear out of thin air. Liu Yihua fainted only after watching her son enter the gate of great mercy.
I put away the exercises, took half a glass of water to Zhuang Yan, and asked her to help wake up Liu Yihua.
Liu Yihua woke up, and cried for a while in repentance before leaving.
"Okay, that's all for today's interview, see a thousand oceans tomorrow morning, and I'll take you to kill demons in the afternoon. However, the cost of opening the eyes is extra, and if you want to see it with your own eyes, please prepare an extra 500. "I packed my things and got ready to evict the guests to sleep.
"I don't see it, this eldest sister can really act, how many actors did it cost, five hundred?" Zhuang Yan still doesn't believe it, in her eyes, Liu Yihua is an extra I paid to hire in order to make her believe that there are really ghosts in this world.
I smiled wryly, "If these are acted, I feel that Oscar owes the eldest sister a little golden man." ”
The next day, I asked Zhuang Yan to give me the fee of 1,000 yuan earlier, I was afraid of long nights and dreams.
After eating breakfast, Zhuang Yan followed me inch by inch and came to the door of the supermarket on the first floor.
The boss flattered me with a bottle of cottage green tea and also gave Zhuang Yan a bottle of carbonated drink, but it was not a copycat.
"Boss, every time you give it to me, it's a copycat, why do you give her a genuine product?" I couldn't help but ask.
"She's a big customer, like you, she doesn't have anything left for me. After three years, you will have a rent of 2,000 there, and you will not rent it. The boss was a little whiskered and glared, but Zhuang Yan laughed on the side.
"By the way, how much is your rent? How big is the area? I couldn't help but ask.
"One thousand sixteen, about thirty square meters, what's wrong?"
"Nothing." I feel super balanced and now my mind is like water.
Half an hour later, it was Zhuang Yan's turn to be anxious. Seeing that I was doing nothing and sitting like this, she didn't know what to do, and said a little angrily: "After collecting the money, it's time to do something, are you sitting like this for a day?" Don't talk about delaying the boss's business, are you worthy of an income of 1,000 a day? ”
"What's the hurry? You're not keeping me for long. I'm absorbing the essence of heaven and earth to prepare for tonight's battle. ”
"Girl! Do you keep him? Or I'll show you a picture of my son. "Boss Ouyang didn't understand anything, and hurriedly took out his mobile phone to join us.
Zhuang Yan kicked me hard under the table, and I grinned in pain.
"It's okay, it's okay, what age is this, these things are normal, I've seen a lot." The boss had already opened the photo album on his phone and began to select photos of his son.
"Uncle! We're kidding. She's doing interviews with me right now, a thousand a day. "I didn't want to make the misunderstanding bigger, so I told the boss Zhuang Yan the purpose of following me.
"Interview? A thousand a day? The boss bowed solemnly in the face of Zhuang Yan: "Reporter Zhuangda, I have lived here for more than 40 years, what do you need to know, you interview me!" My price can be lower, only 800 per day. ”
As the boss spoke, he used his hand to figure out the shape of Eight.
Zhuang Yan was speechless, laughed a few times and said, "Uncle, I gave him these fees in order to expose the true face of the liar." ”
"I'm not going to hide it, I'm ...... I used to be a liar too. Ouyang Jia had a serious face, standing there, staring into the distance.
The boss did such a brazen thing for the sake of money, how could I bear it, and a mouthful of green tea gushed out. Fortunately, he made evasive actions in time, avoided Zhuang Yan in front of him, and sprayed them all to the ground.
Zhuang Yan used her incorruptible tongue to finally make her boss give up her request to be interviewed.
Just basking in the sun for a morning, nothing happened, and we went home for lunch. When I returned to the second floor, I found Liu Yihua standing at my window with her hands full of things, trying to observe the situation of my room through the gap in the curtains.
"Ahem!"
Zhuang Yan coughed, startling Liu Yihua. When they saw me, they hurriedly greeted me.
"Master, this is a little bit of my heart, thank you so much yesterday."
"You don't have to thank me, you should thank you for having a good son. I really don't need these things, if you want to thank me, it's best not to tell others about me being a Heavenly Master. ”
"Oh, ah... Hmm......" Liu Yihua snorted a few times, but did not have a definite answer.
I knew that she should have spread the news that I was a Heavenly Master in Xincun before. Moreover, I should still be a very expensive Black Sky Master.
Liu Yihua and I pushed and shoved, and finally invited her to sit at home together.
Nothing big happened, just thank me for how I was so high-spirited, and if I have trouble in Xincun in the future, just report her name.
After lunch, I took a look at the gifts given by Liu Yihua, most of them were dry dishes, and they could be made by soaking them in water. Like fungus, vermicelli, jujube and the like.
"Ugh......" I sighed.
"What's wrong?" Zhuang Yan felt a little strange.
"These things, if discounted, are about two hundred yuan, why don't they understand me so much?"
"Money junkies!" Zhuang Yan began to doubt life.
Finally, when Zhuang Yan was about to be driven crazy by my leisure, Director Su's call came.
"Master, I'll be there in five minutes."
I look at the time, four o'clock is five minutes, this concept of time is not covered. After making an appointment, I took the small bag with the equipment and called Zhuang Yan to the door of the supermarket.
We didn't stand for two minutes before Secretary Su's Jetta stopped beside us.
Forty minutes later, the three of us arrived at the western suburbs lumber mill, where the director of the mill Ma and two high-spirited female workers stood at the door to greet us.
"Hehe, fortunately, I drew enough talismans yesterday, but I didn't expect Director Ma to attach so much importance to this exorcism. Yesterday I asked him to arrange one, and today I have two for me. I was talking to myself, but Zhuang Yan was like falling into a fog.
After saying hello, I led a group of six people to the vicinity of the warehouse. The king of tuberculosis did not come to work because he had something at home today, and the director of the horse factory came over with a broom and dustpan because it was his turn to be on duty today.
"Isn't there usually anyone in the warehouse?" It seems that Zhuang Yandu can see that there is something wrong with this warehouse.
"It's time to stop using the moon, by the way, it's about to start, ask for your opinion again, do you want to see the hell today?" I replied to Zhuang Yan and hinted that she could give me 500 yuan.
Zhuang Yan threw a wad of banknotes, and I received it in my hand and put it in my hand, no need to count, it must be five hundred.
Director Ma and Secretary Su were stunned, isn't this my assistant? Why are you still being charged to her?
"This is my apprentice, teaching a craft and receiving a fee." I asked the two of them for advice.
Although the sun has not yet set, it has been blocked by the mountain behind the warehouse, and I feel a little cold standing here. I took out three folded seal-removing talismans and handed them to Zhuang Yan and the other two female workers, telling them to just kick them in their pockets. took out the bottle of economic tears again and made Zhuang Yan close his eyes.
After wiping it up, I asked the three of them to go around the warehouse first to draw out the yin and evil. The other two female workers are fine, except for feeling a little cold, they will not feel anything else, and Zhuang Yanke, who opened his eyes, is a little different.
"Think about what Sister Cheng said yesterday, what she saw and heard, you will also see and hear. But you believe me, as long as you pretend not to see, you can come out safely. If you don't have enough confidence in your concentration, you can wait a while and come in with me. I said solemnly to Zhuang Yan.
I told her this to see if she was confident enough in herself.
Before Zhuang Yan could say anything, the two female workers quit, "It turned out that we were going to go in and lure the ghosts to appear, factory director, you didn't say that yesterday." ”
"Two masters, don't worry. Let me explain to you that you are all born in the Yang Age, and your soul cannot interfere with you. And you are a woman, so you are naturally yin, so it is easier to attract the attention of the soul, but you can rest assured, with my talisman, they can't do anything to you. ”
"And what did you say to this sister?"
"That's right, she has never believed in the existence of souls in the world, and I just opened her eyes. She can see the soul inside, but as long as she can make it look like she can't see, she'll be fine. If she doesn't have a lot of tolerance, she may be disturbed by the soul. ”
After listening to my introduction, the two female workers were also suspicious, and did not dare to enter the warehouse, so they turned to look at the factory director.
"Go in and walk around, and the prize money will rise to two hundred." Director Ma shouted.
It turned out that the factory director used the principle that there must be a barbarian under the heavy reward, which stimulated two female workers who wanted to earn extra money. However, seeing me such a serious and jade tree brother today, I somewhat retreated. The two lowered their heads and whispered, and turned to the factory director together.
"Three hundred, three hundred, we'll go." Both spoke at the same time.
Zhuang Yan looked at the two of them with disdain, and then looked at me again: "What about me?" How much do you give me? ”
"Damn, it's you crying and shouting to hell!" I yelled at Zhuang Yan. In fact, the reason why I screamed was because I worked hard here to earn 500, and those two female workers had to get 300 when they went in, and who could I tell if I felt aggrieved. I secretly scolded the middleman who issued the commission in my heart, I was really fascinated by money, and such a difficult exorcism only cost five hundred.