Chapter 46: God
"God! It just works! ”
The fat man turned around and smiled at me, his eyes were almost squinted, and he smiled and complimented: "It's still the fifth master!" ”
In fact, this thing can restrain its own ghosts, ghosts are afraid of dirty, this thing is human excrement, ghosts don't like me, you can think of it.
But the talisman didn't work, and I couldn't figure it out.
The fat man praised me, and Qianqian and Sun Miao also showed an expression of adoration, to be honest, I was a little embarrassed.
If it weren't for the fact that it was written in the book, I am afraid that I would not have thought of this aspect for a while.
"Fifth master, see if you are sleeping for a while, it's still early this day, I'll call you when it's getting dark next day." The fat man said casually.
"Okay, you guys play first, I'll sleep." I was really sleepy and slept with my eyes closed.
But not long after I closed my eyes, I suddenly felt that something was wrong around me, and suddenly there was one more person.
I subconsciously opened my eyes and looked over, only to see a woman lying next to me, looking at me calmly, not speaking, very quiet.
This woman is none other than the woman I saw before.
Sleepy.
There was no trace of emotion on the woman's face, and her eyes were as deep as a deep pool.
When she looked at me, she could calm my heart, but then it was a little weird, the things in front of me seemed to change, and the woman's face seemed to change, and a faint smile bloomed little by little.
She smiled sweetly at me, and the expression on her face became more and more gentle, the kind of gentleness like water, which made people feel like they wanted to hold her in their arms.
I subconsciously stretched out my hand and gently held her in my arms, and she reached out to hug me and leaned softly on my shoulder.
Her hands were as beautiful as jade, white and slender, and gently rested on my arms, making me feel the urge to hold them in the palm of my hand.
I even actually reached over and grabbed her hand.
And at this time, her face gradually approached, and the fragrance on her body made me a little dizzy.
But at this time, Qianqian shouted: "Fifth master, are you dreaming?" Laughing so well? ”
This sound woke me up, and when I opened my eyes, I saw that the woman in front of me was smiling, and it was clearly a face that had not changed any expression.
In the afternoon, the area was shady, and the wind in the mountains was cool, so I opened the window, and there was no smell of rhinoceros horn, and it was normal for them not to see it.
"Yes, I dreamed of you!" I smiled awkwardly, got up and pushed the girl in front of me.
She got up slowly, although her face was incomprehensible, but the whole person was like a dead fish, lifeless.
But this time it seems to be a little different, this woman got up from my bed and went directly to Qianqian's side.
The fat man is the five elements are away from the fire, and his body is full of anger, so the woman naturally doesn't dare to approach him.
Sun Miao is a person from the Xiangshi Sect, and he has a karmic debt on his body when he covets the sky, and he will not look for him.
As for Qianqian, she is a woman, and she won't look for her.
Sure enough, she slowly walked towards the driver, and then slowly sat down beside the driver, resting her head on the driver's shoulder, and reaching out to wrap her arms around the driver's waist.
The expression on the driver's face changed suddenly, and he got up and said to go to the bathroom.
When the driver got up, the woman also got up, and then followed, and as soon as she entered the bathroom, the driver couldn't wait to hold her and nibble on it.
That's when something surprising happened to me.
The driver and Wumei were ...... in the bathroom, and there was still no expression on Wumei's face, but the driver looked very ...... Seeing that he was about to ......, the driver's face suddenly changed.
A trace of breath floated out of the driver's forehead and was sucked into his mouth.
Sleepless's face still had no expression, but the speed of sucking was getting faster and faster, and in the blink of an eye, the driver's face became extremely pale.
I was stunned, I couldn't care so much, and shouted: "Fatty, where is the key to the bathroom, the driver has an accident!" ”
The fat man looked at me with a confused expression, reacted, and pointed and jumped on the table to rummage through a cabinet above the bed.
Qianqian and Sun Miao walked up to me, and Qianqian asked curiously: "There is nothing wrong with this driver, we don't accept those who are sick when we invite people." ”
I ignored her, for I saw that the flesh on the driver's face had dried up at a rate visible to the naked eye, and that the person who had just been chubby had become thin and yellow, about the same as the previous three.
This time this sleepless is even more greedy.
"Fatty, did you find it?" I roared.
"Fifth master, I don't usually use this thing, I don't know which corner to stuff it in."
"It's too late, Sun Miao, you crash with me, and you're going to die later!" I didn't care so much, so I kicked it over.
The quality of this door is so good, I stepped down, the car shook and shook, this door did not move at all.
Sun Miao also reacted and kicked it in the same way.
His kick was even more outrageous, not to mention the car, even he shouted paralysis, covered his feet and took two steps back.
"This won't work, come, fatty, you just come down, the four of us together, I'll shout one, two, three, and kick it at the same time."
The fat man jumped down numbly, and Qianqian also stood up excitedly.
"One, two, three!"
There was a thud, the car shook twice, and the door still didn't move.
"Fifth master, it's too bad, this door is inserted in the iron sheet, unless the iron is kicked off, it won't be opened!"
"There's no time!" I took a breath, and though I was reluctant, I took out a small paper figure and slipped it through the crack under the bathroom door.
"Haste as a law, in my name, by my God! Rise! ”
When I finished reading, I put my index and middle fingers together, tapped in the center of my brow, and waved my hand towards the doorknob.
With a click, the door lock opened, and the driver had fallen to the ground, and the woman lying on his stomach was still sucking his yang energy.
"Pee, any of you who has urine, nourish him!" I leaned against the door frame and shouted weakly.
The paper control technique I just used required a lot of mental and spiritual power, and I am afraid that I will not be able to slow it down for two hours.
The fat man and Sun Miao glanced at each other, their faces full of embarrassment.
"Qianqian, do you have any? Time is running out, hurry up! I didn't care so much, so I shouted and looked at Qianqian.
Qianqian's face flushed, she covered her face in embarrassment, and said, "I have it, but I ...... it."
"Love, you are stupid, hurry up, find a basin and pee over there and take it!" Sun Miao remembered jumping her feet.
Qianqian sighed, ran to the bed in a panic, and after a while, brought a basin of light yellow things.
The fat man hurriedly grabbed it and splashed it all on the driver's face.
It's also the first time I've seen this thing work.
I saw that the driver's face immediately improved a lot, and the woman who was lying on him just now collapsed in an instant, turning into a piece of red paper and sticking to the driver.
"Ahh Qianqian screamed in fright, covered her face and ran away.
The driver opened his eyes, wiped the urine on his face, looked at us suspiciously, stepped back, and shouted in surprise: "What are you doing, I'm going to the toilet!" ”
Listening to this voice, although it is a little weak, the person is no longer in trouble.
When the fat man heard him say this, he smacked him in the face: "Ma Ma Pi, you almost died just now, if it weren't for the fifth master's way, you would have become a corpse now!" Speaking of which, you have to thank Qianqian for the holy water, otherwise you won't feel good. ”
The fat man's description immediately made me laugh, and I covered my mouth and walked to the side of the bed.
Sun Miao also laughed, and the driver got up with a confused face, only to find that there was a red paper villain on his body, and he threw it away with great disgust, and asked Sun Miao curiously: "What is holy water?" How do I feel dizzy? ”
"Oh, no, what's going on with me?"
Qianqian stood aside and watched, suddenly darkened her face, cursed, and kicked the basin on the ground with one kick.
The fat man and Sun Miao held back their laughter.
"Okay, the sun will go down in two hours, I'll sleep first, and remember to call me later." I had no strength, and as soon as I lay down, I fell asleep in a daze......